Or you can go to a cuddle party for a nominal fee
that sounds fucking gay
>>543468737That's literally just a form of outright prostitution.Calling it exactly what it is. That's not right.
für 80€ kriegste auch nh Gramm gestrecktes Coca
>>543468737Do I get a discount if it's a tranny?
I did this in Japan. You get to choose a woman and then pay per 5 minutes for her to cuddle with you and stroke your hair.
>>543468737There's no point in sex and cuddle if you buy it with money. Having a legitimate woman loving you is what makes you successful. Buying sex or hugs is utterly pathetic
>>543468737What if you get a boner?
>>543468818that's a stimulantcuddles do the opposite
>>543469002police
>>543468737Who does that? Might as well get a hooker. Cuddle therapy sounds gay
>The Lord God said, 'It is not good for the man to be alone"
Nah. There are always milf single women in their 30s and 40s who want to straddle you and nap in your arms for free
>>543469002You or him?
>>543469096Kind of wish the punishment wasn’t Eve and her descendants being retarded and constantly resenting men
>>543468737For that money I can fuck my favorite hooker for 30 minutes and she even tells me afterwards “it very big Mr. Anon and your muscle very strong” so why would I ever do a cuddle session?
>>543468975you think too small anon, you don't buy sex to buy sex. you buy sex to buy a memory of shame and an extra brick in the looming wall for the whore that she can never take back
>>543468853Probably
>>543468737>cuddle session>not being a 6'7 aryan neurosurgeon with shoulders so wide you have to go through automatically opening doors at a mall sideways (ICK ALERT!!!) >paying a foyim which had a meat train drive and crash into her pussy and gets showered with attention from society since the age of 5 because she has said pussy>thinking this moment will be even reminiscent of genuine and anything more than forced cringe that will haunt you at nightunless foyim start advertising a service where i can put them in a suitcase with 2 bricks and throw them in a river i'll stick to my furry porn and turning my blanket into a bodypillow thanks moshe.
>>543469217>favorite hookerlmao
>>543469538>tfw never feel emotions and don't have to go through trauma and coping mechanisms of losing themFeels nothing man
>>543468737its all women and men in their 50s. Not worth it a Uki is 40€ a hour.