who the fuck is buying this shit?https://x.com/Fink_Money/status/2104659313319133261
16-19 year old white girls who are rich
>>543472041This, plus>housewives of rich bankers>EAs buying quirky gifts for visitors >chinese/russian international students >wannabe influencers doing it for likes (real influencers get paid to sample it)
There was someone on Instagram who looked into it and apparently it's owned or managed by Kushner. So it's probably being sold to retarded goy cattle.
>>543472015you have to understand, my religion requires I eat kosher 200$ loaves of bread only, this bill will make sure taxpayer money is provided in blanket support to provide a free practice of jewish faith with these 500$ precious breads.we will attach it to the dont bring in 100 million indian manual data centers with analog google searchers and photoshop experts and do the math for you - that you need to pass along with some other add ons for the holocaust survivor relief island fund we will stick in there too.
>>543472015The fuck? Its fucking sourdough, you can just leave some flour and water in a jar on the worktop at home to make a starter and make it yourself. Sourdough is the most piss easy bread to make.Absolute tossers buy that, thats who.
This isn't weird if you're rich. It's just a bit of fun.
obviously it's "artisan" bread. and sourdough requires a special culture. i would guess the culture is a direct, undisturbed ancestor of the original batch
There's a threshold of wealth where buying bread for $3 is the same as buying bread for $300. You don't even notice.
>>543472015Chinese people, they're the most retarded consumers and will waste their whole holiday allowance on shit like this just to take a photo and post it on their WeChat moments to show off to their friends
>>543472015It’s a marketing scheme. They might be selling it for that right now eventually it’s just gonna be a normal bakery.Sometimes restaurants do this where they sell a Gold steak or cheeseburger, it’s a meal with gold flakes added to it, ppl talk about it on socials, NYT runs a story on it. But if u actually go and order it after the first month they don’t actually have it, it’s free rage bait advertising.
>>543472550The elites don’t want you to know the yeast in the air is free
>>543472586It doesn’t even look that good. Looks dense, and how the fuck is. a bitch supposed to make me a sandwich on that tiny ass slice?
>>543472586>and sourdough requires a special cultureThe fuck it does, you literally make that shit out of the yeast in the atmosphere. Whack a jar of flour and water on your kitchen counter near the cooker or something for a bit of warmth. Fuck some more flour in it every so often. Wait 2-3 weeks. Ta-da, theres your "special culture". Take some out, make some bread with it and some rye flour (or flour of choice), throw some more flour in the jar. Job done. Theres nothing "special" or "difficult" about it, anyone suggesting that there is is a cunt who makes sourdough and posts that shit on instagram or some shit instead of just fucking eating their bread and getting on with their life.
>>543472586>sourdough requires a special culturesourdough culture is free,I have one in my fridge,you breath it in right now,but the jews don't want you to know this.
>>543472894>The elites don’t want you to know the yeast in the air is freeThis. Started my sour dough with some apple skin. I feed it once per week with 100g flour. You can use it to bake all sorts of breads, pizza, brötchen, whatever you like.
>>543472015Jesus.Average high quality bread costs 2 eur. 4 for really good bread.Freshly baked from indie bakery can cost 10, maximum 16 eur (and its usually as big as 3 normal bread loafs).Even all the odd (very tasty) breads filled with nuts and berries are nowhere nead 60$Anything above that is specially made, e.g unusually big breads.
>>543472015>>543472247Business man here. My father was a successful business person in the 80s and 90s. His gravest error was trying to make quality products at a low price.If you want to help people with quality products at a low price, YOU HAVE TO piggy back that operation on the EXACT PRODUCTS marketed differently for rich retards.They will buy the SAME EXACT THING if it's 13.99, but will not touch it if it's 2.89.The only thing necessary for them to buy is to raise the price.Then you can use that money to serve normal regular people with brains.They line up to the slaughter. It's fool hardy to refuse to take their money.
>>543472015So I can sell the bread I make for like 40 dollars and people will buy it?
>Random nobody seeks attention on social media.Quick, give them attention!!!!
>>543472015if you went to college and live in nyc you probably make $500k minimum. a $60 loaf of bread is nothing.
>>543472015just make your own you retarded dickheads
>>543478273not you guys, but generally
>>543477580why are you assuming non rich people are buying this dummy?
>>543472015sour dough is fucking disgusting
>>543478331tastes like your moms pussy.. good times
>>543478331Nobody asked you fool, also you are wrong and should be ashamed of yourself.
>>543472894even $0.75 packet of yeast is enough for 2 loaves of bread. mix up your water and $1 of flour and split it half, you can make a loaf of regular bread now and sourdough in a week.
>>543478427>>543478522
>>543478626That will be all for now.
>>543472586>and sourdough requires a special cultureBullshit. You can start your sourdough for free. Sourdough is a mix of bacteria and yeast.
>>543472015jew yorkers always bought basic shit at a insane price. A lot of French bakers made golden balls by going there.
>>543472015>come get your rage bait slop goysEveryone else replying to this thread is a retard
>>543472041More like 40-something SVPs in some bank or PR firm who are ridiculously overpaid and can spend money like toilet paper.>>543472247>housewives They work too, in nepobaby meme jobs where they have ample spending money and the time to even know this exists.
>>543478131This. I'm a reseller and sometimes the best way to get rid of something that isn't moving is to raise the price.Sounds counter intuitive but it often works.
>>543478331It's very overrated.Take the Japanese tangzong method pill.
>>543472015Man, can those cats rock dem bandanas!
>>543473306can you specify your instructions please ? i need accurate ones, not rough estimates, how much flour, what type / kind of flour, water, how much, how hard, tap water ? bottled ? carbonized ? what minerals ? kitchen counter what material, wood, stone, plastic, stove, temperature, distance, air humidity, light, covered with a cloth or not ?thanks
>>543478331You need to go back to whatever nigger shithole you crawled out of. :D All real bread is sourdough.
>>543472015>all these niggers in this thread who have never had good rye breadi pity you
>>543478131This is actually a pretty standard strategy. you have a premium brand, a mid brand, and a cheap brand, all the same product just labeled differently.Example, heinz ketchupPremium : primal kitchenMid: heinzCheap: great valueAll the same product, just packaged and marketed differently
>>543481247Further explanation,This allows you to hit every demographic.Some people only want overpriced shit, some people want the mid range staple, some people just want the cheapest, either way you have the entire market spectrum covered.t. manufacturing fag
i grew up in germany. you can find that bread literally everywhere in germany and greece for a few euros.
>>543478131>They will buy the SAME EXACT THING if it's 13.99, but will not touch it if it's 2.89.>The only thing necessary for them to buy is to raise the price.you just described the difference between a 500 euro xiami phone and a 1500 euro iphone
>>543472225Correct. Its still hard to justify $60 bread. But it is NYC. It is a boutique bakery. They're probably using artisnal clean ingredients. The bread is a pretty large serving. I can see why it's $60. The bread HAS to be tasty, good and healthy to justify the price tag. But just sticking to sourdough from a local bakery is your best bet. I get a huge loaf for $6.
>>543472015Filming someone without their yes is not allowed here in Germany besides that we are by far the world master in bread much better than beer even.Eating amerimutt bread should be a war crime.
>>543483217except when you put up a camera in public AND designate it with a sign that says "attention camera filming here" like basically every highly frequented public place, and people who move into that public place automatically consent and when you operate a dashcam because the court says that accidents could not be documented better anyways without filming, so that is also allowed in court but not when you record or film some assholes behaving naturally like asshole sociopath psychos without them knowing so that they dont put up a show for the camera, like politicians and other scum for example rules for theee not for meee
>be a richfag>eat goldplated everything>plop out a golden log>"Consuela! Look look! You can take that to Cash4Gold!">feel good about myself
>>543483606It's tiresome I know all these rules....
>>543472225Value is derived from novelty, not worth
>>543472358YOu left out the five separate sets of dishes and cutlery that will be tax writeoffs. Kosher.
>>543472015>who the fuck is buying this shit?the blind
