These ay niggers can't even cook
>>543476567Teach them
a memeflag and a jew walk into a thread
>>543476567fuck off at least they cooked him somethin
>>543476567orange slices and fetal spooning
>>543477051I'm wondering if that's what the Greys eat... I've heard this theory they are in fact Human descendants from an alternate timeline where the cold war became hot and mutated surviving Humans into Greys.
>>543476567>We came light years away too cook you these terrible pancakes sir, now get ready! Oh and to probe your asshole.
>>543476567too busy poking at the fabric of reality to concern themselves with cooking that little morsel there is peak spacefaring nutrition
No alien ever called me racist.
>>543476567It's a delicacy on their home world.
>>543480191being able to cook is a sign of something more both physically and spiritually. If you can't cook, you won't ever know true sexy. and since I am talking about the if world, IF you don't know sexy you don't know what good is, if you don't know what good is, you're basically Somali tier mud eating goat fuckers. It wouldn't surprise me if someday we find out aliens are gay niggers from space there's too much similarity and patterns between the negros and things not of this world.small burned pancakes, surprised they didn't cover it in franks red hot.
>>543476567Wow did that really happen?
>>543481102Do they look like they are interested in sex other than as a scientific study?
>>543477304Honestly a breakaway civilization with advanced technology on earth isnt too far fetched to me. Idk if they are little grey skinny mutants or not im curious if any government has ever actually followed one to see where it's going, not all of them are these hyper acceleration tic tacs some move pretty slowly. They all seem to be around water and that would explain the "only 14% of the ocean has been 'mapped' " meme. But I kind of doubt theres a Sealab down there desu. There's no way they are building all these things underwater and not creating SOME unusual pollution
>>543476567Best thread in the catalog
>>543481348I heard they have bases in the ocean
>>543481102Greys are clones. They are beyond sex.
ayy lmao
>>543476567The equivalent of someone feeding their dog kibble
>>543476567Sounds fake but also extremely gay
Earth is a shortcut aliens take to avoid getting a DUI. Sometimes they crash their saucer or get up to hijinks
>>543476567Jacques Valle covers this in Passport to Magonia, this is something reported frequently in germanic and celtic folklore about the Fae (Faeries) or Elvish peoples. That they make weird requests for things like water and offer weird little cakes in return.
>wife burns the pancakes again>doses husband with ahuayasca so he doesnt get upset at her
>>543476567They were crackers and gave him crackers.
>>543476567>You are a 5th dimensional ayyy lmao wandering through being, you smell pancakes and watch them being cooked you use every resource of 5th technology beings to recreate them then test them on earthlings who mock your attempt on a East Timorese Flyfishing webringYou are here. You think these motherfuckers are gonna laugh along with you?
>>543476567>>543477051>In 1961, Joe Simonton of Eagle River, Wisconsin reported an encounter with an unidentified aircraft and its three occupants.[1] His account, in which he gave the occupants water and received pancakes, was covered in popular media nationwide and internationally.He said the aliens specifically looked Italian. This is what Italians are cooking in space?
>>543485549They're making bank flogging pancake mix.
