>be me>growing up I thought laundry was rocket science from how my mom talked about it>move out and find out it’s throwing some clothes in a little bit of detergent and on occasion bleach and pressing a button>realize my mom is a lazy cunt that didn’t want to do any sort of work or have any sort of obligation at all>after three terrible girlfriends I start asking on the first date what they think of laundry if they answer that it’s no big deal or better they do laundry for other people and don’t mind then I know she’s a good woman or at least not absolute garbage>after a few dates I was talking to a woman from work and she said she did laundry for her roommate and I asked her out and now we are 15 years happily marriedThis is the dating equivalent of the shopping cart theory. Your welcome
>>543480229Foidslop thread?Foidslop thread.
>>543480229What has this got to do with killing jews?
>>543480229Pretty based pic.
Been married for many years. Women are fucking useless.
>>543480229This only applies to America though. Laundry can be a pain in the ass in other countries. Hanging up each individual sock to dry, etc.
thats all well and good, but eventually she will tire of laundry and it will be as if you cheated on her
>married a dumb bitch that won't even put away her own clothes more than once a week with me doing the laundry every day>complains it's such a big job and she only does it when she HAS to find some clothing that was worn the previous week>relentlessly remind her that for me the act of putting away my clean clothes daily only takes 2 minutesi am so fucking mad at my younger self for not wanting to be alone, sometimes
>>543480229>growing up I thought laundry was rocket science from how my mom talked about itIt's not even just laundry, every aspect of housework she would kvetch about as if she was getting skinned alive sometimes. Most of the time she just slaved away uncomplainingly however. I look back and see that it was an obvious cry for some basic appreciation because everyone took her for granted. My place is super easy to maintain because I don't make a mess but my mom cleaned for a family of half a dozen and I can understand that it's a full time occupation for zero dollars. Cut your mom some slack bozo.
>>543480229my mom has some autistic obsession with handwashing everything for hours in the bath tub of all places and then crying about how hard it is, I told them countless times to stop doing that fucking shit she just ruins the fabric of all the clothes, stretches them and causes tears, after that she throws them in the washing machine too, and I've told her over and over to just throw them in the fucking washing machine and stop handwashing everything, but she just refused so I started washing my own clothes at an early age, I just throw them in the washing machine and done, it was extremely fucking annoying>waaah waaaah do you know hard it is to wash clothes??? waaah waaah woe is me>stop washing them by hand, just put them in the washing machine>but then they stay dirty ... the washing machine doesn't clean them ...>yes it does, it fucking washes them>waah waaah *starts crying*obviously she can't cook for shit either, overcooks everything, never uses any spices or fucking salt, literally the "white people food" that niggers mock on the internet, just literal plain meat and potatoes, all of which are of course overcooked mush, so I started cooking for myself too, no wonder my dad was alcoholic and ended up driving a car into a tree
>>543480229I do the laundry in my household, because I work from home. It’s about 2 hours of work a month.
>detergentgood goy, taint your clothes with toxinshttps://www.drlwilson.com/articles/DETERGENTS.htm
>>543480411This. Explain yourself, OP!
>>543480229The folding part sucks, that much I agree with.
>>543483600I use organic detergent and alternative bleach. Checkmate
>>543480504Why do you stay with her then, is it the cooking or the sex?
I love washing clothes. I hate putting clothes away.
>>543480411Underrated post.
>>543480229I married a girl who failed this test. It was horrible. She moves in, immediately brings large piles of laundry. It started as a quirk, waved away with a thought of "oh anon ex-wife, you're such a mess" but after months, the cuteness wore off. One particular pile on top of a desk in our master bedroom stayed there FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF OUR 2 YEARS. Every week or so, for that entire time, I'd ask her to take care of it, and she would become upset, depressed, and all sorts of emotions- but productive and motivated she was not. The amount of days without that pile could be counted on one hand. She never actually followed through on what she said. If this theory is as poignant as it seems, there's an interesting undercurrent with women (and men) who fail this test; they do not follow through on minor goals or tasks, which is hugely indicative of their ability to maintain a healthy relationship (which survives and is built on such tasks)You're onto something, OP, congrats on being neither nigger nor faggot
>>543480229what kind of useless retard thinks laundry is hard? I am doing laundry nearly every day, it takes zero time and I don't even think about it
>>543480229My wife is not lazy but she is extremely inefficient. The root cause is not that the laundry is difficult it's that she hoards so much shit in the closets and drawers that there's no room for all of our clothes. Genuinely entire closets filled with dresses or whatever else that never gets used. And so there's a pile of laundry that she can't defeat because she can't defeat her gatherer tendency. I throw out or donate literal mountains of shit regularly but you just can't defeat the modern women and her need to accumulate worthless shit
its not that putting away laundry is that hard, its just a pain in the ass and I dont give af about doing itclean pile, dirty pile. do not mix the two. simple as.
>>543487551Laundry isn't hard- it's tedious. The difference is exactly why women would pass or fail this test, as tedium is ever-present in even the best relationships, and a woman's ability to tolerate it directly impacts it
>>543487633>there's a pile of laundry that she can't defeatI have one of these too but I'm a man and dont give af, they're all clothes that should probably be thrown out anywaythis pile is not the dirty or clean pile
>>543480229Doing laundry with 5 people in the house is several loads a week and having to sort it all into piles for them. It's a shitty chore nobody wants to do. Of course you find it easy on your fucking own lmao
>>543480229A single virgin man made this meme
>>543480411Washing machines were used by the Nazis to murder millions of das juden, according to many holocaust survivors.
>>543487947>5 peopleyeah, 5 family members you faggot.
>>543480229>Ask her what she thinks
>>543487739Well no it's clothes we use. But in your caseJust donate them to goodwill or something
>>543488064Because they had sex with a woman and had children. Are you retarded?
>>543487947>>543488064Pro tip:Give each family member their own hamper and keep the loads separated. This eliminates all the sorting from person to person. It’s simple, but makes a huge difference.
>>543480229men invented all these things for the home to help women and they still complained. now they complain the need to work like men do and can't find "good men" because they take all the jobs and refuse to date brokies (unless they are criminals). women were a mistake.
>>543480882>obsession with handwashing everythingMy mother did this with the dish washer.I never even thought about it until after I got married. I just washed the dishes by hand then put them in the dishwasher. I just always assumed the machine wouldn't get anything much off of them.I was amazed at how stupid this was when I figured out that the machine will take off just about anything, then dry them (mostly), and all I have to do is put them up.
>>543480229Anon, it has nothing to do with laundry, women just like to complain. Millennial or Zoomer roasties are probably less likely to complain about doing laundry than boomer housewives, but they will still inevitably find something to complain about, like work or how much food costs or how some other girl is such a bitch or fucking whatever. No matter how good or easy their life is, they will always find something to complain about or think needs to be improved or could be better.The only time they stop is after you've fucked their brains out. And then they just ask retardedly insecure questions about how much you love them.
>>543488341Best dishwashing tip is to make sure the hot water has made its way to the sink before starting the machine. This makes a major difference. Also, do use the rinse agent it really helps with better drying.
>>543480229who the fuck folds their clothes? housewear can be crumpled because who gives a shit. outside wear needs an iron anyway no matter how well you fold so why bother.
>>543488452I follow your advice.It's usually just a few plastic things that NEVER dry. Not all the plastic, just some of it. I should probably google it, but its only a few so I just wipe the water off as I put them up.
>>543480229Wait until you find out that sometimes you don't even need the detergent, and that they get just a clean on the cold/cold short cycle
>>543488535Yeah, I have some plastic cups that never dry properly but it’s alright. The best dishwasher I have is an old Hotpoint that’s got to be 20 years old. It’s analog, and just keeps chugging along.
>>543480411I do not condone the killing of jews. They are YHWH's chosen.
>>543487633>>543487739Hoarding is some kind of weird trauma response.My wife did that for years.After emptying out almost two rooms, which FILLED an 8 foot pickup truck bed, I finally just started doing periodic searches and forcing her to deal with it immediately.It has improved alot over the years. Still have to every once in a while because she shoves some place full that I rarely use, but overalll better.Their emotions are irrelevant.Do not argue with whatever bullshit they bring up.FORCE them to clean it up. Stand there and stare at them. Cut off the internet. Remove all options of NOT doing it.
how i feel about it depends what setup hubby provides
>>543484837Do you think the next one will be better? Lol. The best a woman can be is useless but also harmless.
>>543480411SPBP/thread
>>543487633>you just can't defeat the modern women and her need to accumulate worthless shitThis. I guess that's why most advertising is oriented towards women. They have a deep need to cover every shelf, table, etc with useless little knickknacks that will be forgotten in a week. Then they want to buy more surfaces to cover with random shit, and get a couch that's a different color, etc. just constantly wanting to buy more shit for literally no reason. I could understand wanting to buy some luxury item that you won't use that often, but buying things for literally no reason except cluttering up the house and making it so much more difficult to move out is insane. Every time a girl has moved in with me, the house is full of all kinds of shit within a year and nobody remembers where any of it came from, or why.
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>>543480229you know retards use AI when even memes are too long
>>543480411Paddys got his eye on the ball
>>543488733Makes sense she grew up extremely poor so I think there's a lot of taboo to just getting rid of things
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>>543489415i've learned that it is impossible to make a woman happy. legit. they are NEVER happy with anything. why do we even bother lol
>>543480404this is actually a crypto wisdom thread. very nice idea. No one is saying you have the expect her to do the laundry every time, its just dont act like its some major work of labor equivalent to a guy paving roads or somthing
>>543480411if a girl refuses to do laundry, she is a spiritual jew.
>>543480229>find out it’s throwing some clothes in a little bit of detergent and on occasion bleach and pressing a buttonno it's also using fabric softener and dryer sheets and then ironing afterwards. nobody irons anymore which is why people's clothes don't last and tend to look like shit.
>>543487536>One particular pile on top of a desk in our master bedroom stayed there FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF OUR 2 YEARS.Wut?
>>543488060kek
>>543487947Show tits?
>>543480229>clickthats going in my dab on women compilation
>>543480882Some stains only come out if you scrub hard. And women are really obsessed with appearances. It’s not just your mom who’s like that; for them, being embarrassed in public is like dying.
>>543480229My wife hires a cleaning lady for $200 to come fold our clothes and clean the toilets and floors. She works a lot, makes $200k, and doesn't do shit around the house, no dishes, no laundry, no cleaning or tidying... but is always complaining about how she has to "work" so "hard". I told her I'd fold the clothes and clean the toilets for free if she would just shut the fuck up about her email "job" at Jewish daycare- nope! she wants a cleaning lady to do it. but she hates working and how she has to pay for stuff, but she doesn't want us to do the stuff ourselves, so she pays for it, but then complains about having to work to make the money to pay for the work she doesn't want to do. God damn it's tiring boys
>>543483600>gets bitten by a redback and dies in his stinky hemp clothesYou have no right to complain about things that might kill you when you live in a country where you might die putting your shoes on
>>543491520I am so glad I am an incel and never have to hear women speak anymore. This post gives me deep dread like an animal trapped in a trap frantically trying to eat it's own leg to escape.
>>543491520the nagging will not stop until morale worsen
>>543480229>>543480411BUT WHAT ABOUT EPSTIEN???
>>543491857That is exactly the response I intended to convey, but now I realize that was evil and I had no right to do that to you noble wizards. Forgive me sir >-t. Demoralized, perpetually remorseful, spiritually pussified, humiliated husband of a woman>>543491865Kek
>>543488341my family has a little cottage in the woods that we still wash dishes by hand every time. i hate that shit. washing dishes by hand is worse labor than laundry ill give women credit for the one.
>>543491520fuck the cleaning lady on your wife's bed
>>543480411lmao
>>543480411Laundry fires
>>543484092Just dont do it lol. Only fold your shirts and pants that other people can see. Dont worry about folding your towels, wash rags, pajama bottoms, sweatpants, boxers, etc etc. Just toss that shit in drawers, who cares?
>>543480882>obviously she can't cook for shit either, overcooks everything, never uses any spices or fucking salt, literally the "white people food" that niggers mock on the internetThe brits had to make a whole song telling women to use spices called scarborough fair. Women don't know how to cook.
One of the easiest automated processes in the world. It is like playing a boring video game. Toss shit in, add soap, push button and wait. The reason women hate it is they let the laundry pile up. For most households if they played the game 2 times a day and folded for 15 mins it would be done. I often get laundry compared to my job. Laundry doesn't care if you don't feel like it and bump the job over a day or two. The laundry machine has also never threatened me.
>>543480882My mom did this with the dishwasher. Fucking pre washing the dishes and then complain how much work it is. And if you put in the dishes yourself she took em out and did her own routine.Amazing how they create extra work for themselves and then moan about all the work they do. Like filling up the house with plants, then complaining its so hard to clean around all that shit or how much you need to water
>>543480411Surely there's a story about the Nazis killing jews in a giant washing machine.>The guards put 50 prisoners in a giant metal barrel. They filled it halfway with water and soap. It spin around back and forth for an hour. Afterwards, they were all dump outside and the ones still alive were put to work building rockets.
>>543480411Checked.How else do you get filthy Jew ash out of the 6 gorillion Holohoax shoes on display at the museum?
>>543480229I do my laundry at laundry mats so I can swipe panty from machine if woman is good looking. I have over 35 pair of stolen panty from machines that I regularly masturbate into. God bless.
>>543480229This is an awesome testThanks
>>543480229>after a few dates I was talking to a woman from work and she said she did laundry for her roommate and I asked her out and now we are 15 years happily marriedTHIS ANTISEMITISM MUST END.
>>543496867I was going to say based, but you are probably a Pajeet
>>543497626Yes I am based Indian Canadian. White women here love me for my exotic accent and deep know of Kama Sutra.
>>543480229>after three terrible girlfriends I start asking on the first date what they think of laundry if they answer that it’s no big deal or better they do laundry for other people and don’t mind then I know she’s a good woman or at least not absolute garbageI do the same thing but with cooking. Here on the Left Coast™ modern powerful womyn think that cooking is demeaning to them as 'woman's work. I've not dated a single woman (and I've dated a lot) that could cook. The best they can do is put frozen food in the oven. One very hot 19 year old couldn't even make boxed mac-n-cheese or use my coffee maker. She'd wake me up early in the morning to make her coffee.>so, do you like to cook? >oh no, I never learned>oh no, I just order door dash>oh no, that's women's work
>>543480411>What has this got to do with killing jews?Not every thread has to be about Jew or jeet hate. We can have other things to want too.
>>543484837You believe him that he got a wife? Lol,lmao. You are gullible, anon.
>>543488312Home appliances were rolled out during the world war era to make it easier to justify putting women out of the home and into the workforce, as all the men were sent over seas to die off in the war.
>>543490128No, peoples clothes don't last nowadays because they use shitty cheap chinese/indian fextiles and labour.
>>543480229Thats actually a very good filterYeah my mom was the same, she will be always saying things like "I KILL MY SELF WORKING" bla bla bla And even then I was like....bitch your job is literally answering the phone from time to time wtf
>>543487536>the cuteness wore off.Same. When you're young and horny, the cuteness lasts longer, but you always reach a point of just being tired of the incompetence that the modern women cultivate. In your 30's the cuteness factor wears off after a few days. In your 40's you just don't bother with hot but useless women.
>>543480411This alcoholic has a point
>>543491520You have a NAGGER right thereYou're cooked
>>543491520Why don't you make enough money so that she doesn't need to be miserable at work?
>>543484799>>543483600>>543480506I make my own laundry soap and also hang dry the laundry pretty frequently. I do have a dryer for when it rains though.
>>543488341>I was amazed at how stupid this was when I figured out that the machine will take off just about anything, then dry them (mostly), and all I have to do is put them up.My dishwasher has an 8 hour cycle that's 90% just soaking the dishes. It gets everything off (whirlpool). Best dishwasher I've ever owned. >>543488452>Also, do use the rinse agent it really helps with better drying.No. rinse agent leaves chemicals on your dishes. Just leave the dishwasher door open with the racks pulled out.
>>543487947Cunt, basedgoy, efeminated Brit or tranny detected
>>543488634>The best dishwasher I have is an old Hotpoint that’s got to be 20 years old. It’s analog, and just keeps chugging along.It cleans better because it's not designed to wash with only 1.2 gallons of water.
>>543498908*S.o.ygoyFucking 4chan still censors the word s.o.y
>>543488718>I do not condone the killing of jews. They are YHWH's chosen.No. First, kikes aren't actual hebrews. The Terrible Error of the Scofield BibleBy Emma Moore Weston>The Scofield teaching is concerned with a literal Jewish kingdom to last for a millennium. It was first brought into the early church by some Jews who still could not give up the hope taught to them by the scribes and Pharisees. The Bible does not teach it, and the disciples who had been taught it, rejected it after Pentecost. Jesus warned about it in Matthew 16:6-12. Scofield’s work was calculated to promote certain ideas. We must ask ourselves if Jesus ever offered or announced himself as an earthly King or claimed David’s throne? Had he ever in any way suggested he was going to set up an earthly kingdom? He said to Pilate, “My kingdom is not of this world, if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews, but now is my kingdom not from hence (John 18:36). They could not prove him guilty before Pilate of any offense against Rome….https://fgcp.org/terrible-error-scofield-biblehttps://christianobserver.net/the-scofield-bible-its-powerful-effect-on-modern-christianity/Dispensationalism (wrong): Jews are God's chosen peopleCovenant Theology (right): Israel = ChristianityCovenant Theology teaches there is no distinction between Israel and the Church. Old Testament promises to Israel now belong to the Church. These have been spiritualized or allegorized and belong to the church spiritually. The Church is the Kingdom of God, therefore there will be no Tribulation or 1000 year kingdom. God is through with Israel as a nation.
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>>543498857pic is relatable, but I can assure that guy he did not in fact have a good mom if she didn't prepare her son for the devious ways a women live by.
>>543480411Who told women that they are allowed to complain for anything less than being boiled alive?
>>543480229Ever seen a woman load a dishwasher?They just throw shit everywhere and block the spray arms so nothing cleans right and you have glasses and bowls filled with dirty dish water The thing my mother would always bitch about and hold over me was cookingAlways bitching how much time she spendsAnd the reason for that was because she was constantly over complaining things by following recipes by some tosspot like Jamie OliverWhen I moved out I found it took barely any time to throw shit in a pan with some herbs and spices Not only was it quick and tasty I also finally started losing weight and got to a healthy weight
>>543500244I can agree that Jamie Oliver and Gordom Ramsey are absolute shit tier cooks
>>543480404it's a foidslop thread lifted from xitter
>>543480411>What has this got to do with killing jews?The soap, anonThe soap
>>543501727kek underratednice one fatso
>>543480229>>it’s throwing some clothes in a little bit of detergent and on occasion bleach and pressing a buttonlolI'm actually single and doing laundry cyclicallyyou sir are troll of smellest calibre
>>543480404>waaah men are talking mean to me!Get used to it you fucking whore.
>>543499303nah, i can completely understand the cognitive dissonanceimagine having to come to terms with the fact most of your cohort has nothing at all in common with yourself, at the deepest levellook at how many people on here got utterly broken by covid, when they had to actually face the reality of the normgroid
What about ironing clothes?
