still think coffee is good for you?
>>543516398Drank too much erectus cum
>>543516398She liked the chocolate mochas
>>543516398She's right you know. Have you ever drank coffee in the morning? The first thing that happens is a giant turd comes out.
>>543516398drinking pure Titanium White paint to sire the next King of Agartha
>Hot men.Dumb as a plastic bag full of rusty iron nails.>Hot women.Dumb as a plastic bag full of rusty iron nails.When you do a select * from people order by desirable_attribute descending limit 5;on very big data, then the other attributes are between 1 sigma and 3 sigma below distribution average.You can have good hull or good head. Not both. Men and women are the same here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9B-p_x7Q1A
>>543516566I'M RUSKIN' IT
>>543516398Imagine being the husband telling your friends that horse shit and they all secretly know you got cucked by a nigger
Sue Starbucks
>>543516398Nice link for your fake asf image.
>>543516498
>>543516611>all secretly know you got cucked by a niggerThat is an Indian baby SAAAAAAR.
>>543516611Imagine believing that it's real.I couldn't be such a retarded gullible moron. I mean, yikes! How stupid would someone have to be to actually take that obvious fake bullshit seriously? I mean, they would have to be one gargantuan nigger brained faggot barely capable of breathing to be that utterly stupid. Right?
>>543516498I never thought about it this way but it's entirely possible that I could have been flushing doctors and engineers right down the toilet.>WowThe next time this happens I'm going to save the turd and start a college fund for it.
>>543516670>"Sheeit dat baby kinna white! When Tyrone gets outa lockup, Tyrone gonna knows I been banging dat whi boy!">"I knows' puts dat pickaninny in da oven and brown it some mo!"Very common. Nigga women crave that white cock.
>>543516640>>543516741it takes 2 seconds to lift your hand out of the Doritos bag and search it you lazy fuck
>>543516398>this story is a satirical internet meme with ai generated image that originated on facebooksaars
>FloridaHe voted for it.
>>543516770There is nothing to search retard, its fake. And you're a gullible moron.
>>543516757Take a picture and post it next time
>>543516398Maybe she sat on a dirty toilet seat?
>>543516398Maybe the father cheated on her?
>>543517785True story. When I was in the army my unit was deployed to Iraq.Our first sgt was a nigger. Anyway, one of my compatriots, a female, her husband had cheated on her. She found out while deployed. Not only had he been cheating on her, he knocked the mistress up.So, let's call her specialist hotpants. Specialist hotpants informed the first sgt of the development and requested some help in fast tracking a divorce.The first Sgt, absolutely seriously, genuinely asked her if she was certain that the baby wasn't hers.
>>543516398>so it turns out having a vasectomy doesn't prevent your wife from becoming pregnant, it just changes the color of the baby--some guy
>>543516757One of those became president from 2009-2017.
>>543518082Maybe the dude got a bone marrow transplant from a Black guy, resulting in his genes and sperm to change.(not bullshit btw)
fake storyFIELDS
>>543516398Why are American white men so cucked? Ya’ll blast on Japs for becoming anime fags after getting nuked, but simp and cuck culture is 100% american.What caused this?
>>543518082>Idontbumpthreadseither do I lmao
>>543518082oh shitArmy in Iraq storiesI was walking on the FOB trying to chat up 2 females and wasn't paying attention and I flipped over one of the waist-high concrete barriers like an idiot.
