>One of the five men arrested near RAF Fairford called 999 himselfhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqn8m342rgk9o>PM gambles with Labour's electoral prospects by axing triple lock in most Left-wing speech since 70shttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16170969/Burnham-triple-shock-PM-gambles-Labour-electoral-prospects.html>Small boat migrant who called for 'death to all Jews' gets semi-detached househttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2253089/small-boat-migrant-council-house>Burnham warns of energy crisis as bills forecast to reach £2,000https://archive.ph/LUDeB>Nandy says children’s social media ban only ‘staging post’ in online safety drivehttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/sep/30/lisa-nandy-social-media-ban-online-safety-culture-secretary>Greggs announces hundreds of job losseshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/greggs-bakery-close-sites-jobs-economy-b3058741.html>Brexit may be reversed, says Andy Burnham sparking furious rowhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/rejoining-eu-brexit-andy-burnham-conference-speech-b1298934.html>Security alert at school attended by Harry and Meghan's childrenhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-09-29/security-alert-at-school-attended-by-harry-and-meghans-children
>>543529120Why doesn't PC Akhmed have a name badge?
Order now lads
Getting put in a HMO isn't "getting a semi-detached house". Stretching the truth when it's not advantageous.
>>543529120>Metropolitan police police officer constable
Referred to a job almost as good as being an ICE agent. Hope it all works out.
>>543529266>020 7 poor people
loser already triggered and seething? kek just try a teeny weeny bit harder mate
>>543529224You talking about the goblin?
>>543529224Luck of the draw really m8. Only so many semi-detached houses going. In 10 more years when there's a billion new foreigners coming over they'll probably put those in pods.
>>543529325Read the OP Anon.
Do goon?
Imagine if bumham hadnt won makerfield. More labia infighting, starmer clinging on and fucking up, the left flushed away at the next ge...
>>543529409He always looks like he should be stood holding a rusty ak in one hand and a severed head in the other
>>543529456They really cheated us out of some incredible kino.
>>543529409Is he on the ozempy?
She’s gonna pay a dear price for her actions Allah wills it
>>543529409I can't see how this warrants a 45 minute video.
Seethe?
Shift change
>BREAKING: LISA NANDY ANNOUNCES SHE'S CHANGING HER NAME TO LISA NANDOS DUE TO HER LOVE OF THE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT CHAIN
>>543529120lmfao that cop there just looks like one of the lads she's talking toexact same expressionwhat a picture
>>543529890
https://goyimx.com/Telegraph/status/2104885148130984169#m>Police officers were lectured about Nigel Farage in a publicly funded talk about Islamophobia, The Telegraph can reveal.>Officers at a hate crime conference attended training sessions that compared the Reform UK leader’s opinions, specifically his doubts about young Muslims’ ability to subscribe to British values, to a racially aggravated offence.
HOPE he dies this year
>>543529944This just makes me love Farage more.What's your point?
>>543530089Grow up. Prat.
>>543529944>It's definitely possible that Burnham wins an election with rejoining in the manifesto, and by that time Le Pen is President of France, and she pulls a De Gaulle and keeps us out. That would be funny.>As an aside, I can't think of a better way to "unite the right" that to make the next election Brexit 2.0. One way in which the Tories, Reform, and Restore are all quite similar is that we all quite like Brexit and would be fairly aggrieved at any attempt to reverse it.
https://www.thenationalnews.com/news/uk/2026/09/24/with-hope-again-labour-must-flesh-out-its-change-in-direction/>Hope is fickle. As Karin Christiansen, chair of LabourList and a candidate for the party’s general secretary, said: “Asked why they back a party, voters in many countries rank 'most likely to change things' above 'has the best policies'.>“People are not generally drifting to the populist right because they have signed up to its ideology. They are reaching for the nearest port in a storm – for whoever voters feel really acknowledges their experiences and anxiety and offers some practical hope.”Looks like Rburny has cracked the being a popular political man code with his >Hope is back slogan. Well done to everyone involved.
>>543530197I don't want hope. I want bames gone.
corr jews almost had their own 9/11. What would you crash a plane into in Israel? the wailing wall ?
https://goyimx.com/MartinSLewis/status/2105045390181486705>If the triple lock on pensions will be scrapped. The 1st priority is to fix Pension Credit - the top up for the lowest earning pensioners to give them a basic minimum income. Shamefully many 100,000s of the poorest pensions still miss out on what they're entitled to.How does he jew it?
>>543529120We must protect british people at all cost
>>543530312bibis house
>>543529120Hnnnnn
>>543530225the thing about hope is that it is infinitely divisible, no matter how much hope is gone there's always a fragment left behind, even when it is effectively hopeless, hope is a nigger, fuck hope I want politicians hanging from trees (after a fair trial gchq)
So in the past few days a would be terrorist ratted on himself, a guy in Rotherham blew himself up for some reason, and Andy Burnham is taking us back in the EU. What a time to be alive.
>>543530388Probably doing them a favour 2bh
>>543530312fuckin hell
>>543530411once the plebs freedoms are gone there gone for good. I will be a really good slaver so its okay
>>543530312This thing. The global seethe would be insane.
https://goyimx.com/AdnanHussainMP/status/2105228834798817607#m>I’m struggling to square Manchesterism with a potential return to the EU.>Manchesterism is about taking power out of Westminster and putting it closer to our regions and communities.>So how does that marry with handing powers back to Brussels?>If we believe power should be closer to people, surely we need to explain why that principle stops at the national level.This paki has been on a roll of reasonable takes
>>543530089Its one of Farage's most endearing traits, is his ability to strike rage and seethe into dumb foids and far left foreigners. He's a bit like Clarkson, Ryoung Bob and Danny Tommo in that regard. Not sure what the magic is. >>543529944The police force is endless extreme propoganda. I know a lad who was with em for a couple of years and he had some insane stories about week long indoctrination sessions on utter anti-English nonsense. I mentioned this a few times here, but the recurring theme was that the uppers of the dibble are obsessed that at any minute there's going to be targeted attacks on their police stations by a White English paramilitary organisation and that alone is the single most violent threat that exists in the jewkay.
There's this guy on tiktok and he makes health videos but nobody likes his videos. You know there's no face or anything, just custom slideshows and I feel so terrible about it. Like this is clearly his special interest and he's posting every day, but nobody seems to care. I think I'm more upset than this guy is. Reminds me of those really sad birthdays where the kid's really excited and there's like 10 plates set up, yet nobody shows up.
>>543530312>What would you crash a plane into in Israel?literally anywhere in jerusalemanywhereit wouldn't matterit's fucking jerusalem
>>543530312Not a chance, israel would just have shot it down, they had planes in the air
>>543530312dont care
>>543530564israel couldn't shoot down five paraglidey boys
I have spent the last 7 months on and off various SSRIs and other antidepressants, at various dosages, and attending NHS Talking Therapies with various therapists - all proscribed to treat a mental illness I don't actually have. It was all an elaborate ruse to obtain a medical cannabis licence to treat my severe, debilitating incurable (LOL) depression and anxiety, which finally, as of yesterday, I now have. Pharmaceutical grade ganja sent straight to my front door via Royal Mail (next day delivery, of course!).I am a 30-year old unemployed white male. I am going to be spending almost all of my time smoking weed, playing video games and jerking off - all at the taxpayers' expense, of course.I'm not looking for work. I have no intention to work. I'm not sorry.Thanks for all the free gibs!
>>543530333>marin lewis?>hes such a fresh inspiration >he's on the telly you know?!
>Me insisting to a policeman that he should let me go for drink driving, because the 12 pints of warm ale that I drank before ploughing through a hedgerow are a “far-right fantasy that never really existed”:>(More police come & later arrest him for holding far-right views)
>>543530608>I have spent the last 7 months on and off various SSRIs and other antidepressants, at various dosages, and attending NHS Talking Therapies with various therapists - all proscribed to treat a mental illness I don't actually have.seriously dude you should probably read "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest" by Ken Keseyat least watch the movie?
life is so much better when you don't have a bird demanding your time and energy like a vampire who only provides you with pussy and a warm body in return
>>543529285>Referred to a job almost as good as being an ICE agent.serco cleaner?
>>543530649A nation can survive its ambitious and greedy. A nation cannot survive treason. She must be exiled , The only purpose she serves is to undermine the state
>>543529566gives you time for edging
>>543530608Good luck keeping your shit together. Report back in 12 months.
>>543530564Depends on when he hijacked. It was landing in Tel Aviv. Would have been easy to look like it was coming in for a regular approach then crash it into something else.
>>543530649>because the 12 pints of warm ale that I drank before ploughing through a hedgerow are a “far-right fantasy that never really existed”lmfaosolidyou should write that one down and tell it to a comedy club
>>543530608
>>543529241How do I get those filter options?
>>543530788Those are the words of a standing labour MP. Treason isn't a crime
>>5435308094chanX app
>>543530766>Would have been easy to look like it was coming in for a regular approach But how can you tell that it wasn't all a contrived ruse to garner sympathy for the jew?
>>543530874my favourite rolling stones song
>>543530608Nice work. Been thinking of working that angle myself. How did the medical weed prescription go?
>>543530871>app
Imagine the smell
If i were to say: "im so disappointed Russia failed to kill Boris, If anybody deserves to die its Borris, In fact: I Hope the Russians kill ALL out politicians just for the carry on""That would be a hate crime?But labour MP's can say Englishness never existed?Double standards
>>543530977Imagine being a predatory dyke and attending to try and scoop up some BPD lez arthoe and it's just geriatrics, would be fuming
>>543530874>sympathy for the jewI'm not sure that really works any more. October 7th resulted in 1200 jews killed and all it resulted in was a global weekly parade calling for more.
Up the NRP!!!!!!!
>>543531009SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET FA>fannies and armpits
>>543530977>excluding troonsNot very progressive of them.
>>543531020>October 7th resulted in 1200 jews killedfive paraglidey boisthat's 240 each!
A few years ago a major point against Adolf Hitler's NSDAP is that they used eugenics to kill disabled children. Now they're calling any baby they don't feel like having "parasites", and executing more children than Adolf Hitler ever even marginally came close to. 1/3 of gen z is already dead by the hands of these parasites.
I fought it for a long time, but now I actually don't believe women should have rights.
>>543530977probably smells like ammonia
>>543530312Well he got caught. What's the next step of his master plan?
>>543531077Fun to point out that literally Hitler was more democratically accountable as Aktion T4 was unpopular and was therefore stopped which isn't found in modern Western democracies today
>>54353112050% of the entire population of every country on earth are women. They are the biggest bloc voting for our own destruction as a civilisation. Until women's rights are repealed, nothing is ever going to happen.
>>543529914She'd look dead nice if she took up ozempic like the others, without going to far with it obviously.
>>543531020>a global weekly parade calling for more.You've gotta kek given how much they spend on propoganda and nudging.
Camping stoves have shot up in price.
>>543531275Nobody looks better on ozempic
>try asking Google Gemini to find me the highest resolution of this -> can't do reverse image searches>try Google lens -> other sources and sort by size options have disappeared Matrix just glitched a bit agen
Ngl I've thought about becoming a pilot and crashing a plane.
>>543531120Its already over, No third world nation has "womans rights" and one look at demographics tells you everything you need to know. Its just a passing phase
>>543530312Sorry but a false flag is meaningless unless it actually hits.
Still thinking about the great sex I had with a Filipina nurse over the summer.
>>543530461Yeah but that's what Scottish independence was all about. Leave the UK to gain their freedom, then immediately sell it to Brussels.
>>543531346kek
>>543531346Skill issue
>>543531348>Ngl I've thought about becoming a pilot and crashing a plane.think that's a sign you shouldn't become a pilot
>>543531422Hope they don't ask me that in the interview
>>543530871Thank you
>>543530977
>>543531421>1024 x 908 versus 1182 x 1175You're missing the point.peng
>>543531467>where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
https://goyimx.com/RaheemKassam/status/2104928732427309307#m>In a Ted Talk, Kemi Badenoch explained how she joined the Conservative Party because she wanted a role in "international development" and she was angry that more "Africans" were not consulted on the matter.>She goes on to explain how she was hired onto the Tory international development group because "they'd really like to have an African person.">DEI-hire Kemi wanted to be part of David Cameron's 0.7% GDP for international aid spending group, which would have cost a quarter of a trillion in today's money, but was thankfully halted by pressure, in part, from Nigel Farage's UKIP at the time.
>>543531514Crashing this plane. With no survivors.
>>543531537how will you stay in the air that long?
>>543531380who came first you or him?
>>543531514>give me an example from the last 7 months where you used mindfulness to engage with a team to not intentionally crash a plane>what did you learn from that experience and how do you think you can improve for next time?
>>543530461>>543530333>>543529944>>543531526I've got a top idea. Why don't you just go to twitter and follow all your favourite brown turdies there.
We should bring back bullying.
>>543531790he'd enjoy it :/
Andy Burnhams first job was a football pools collector. Whatever the hell that means.
>>543531863on Hampstead Heath no doubt
just got back from a very interesting experience. will need your advice on guys. in the meantime i was the author of this post >>543525029here are my replies. >>543525386No, too ugly and corpulant. also, (biggie) not gay>>543525159its a disgrace you americans know this much about roadman culture. an american off all things. knowing this much. about skreet culture. i dont know who should feel more ashamed. me or you....its me isnt it. >>543525394you've got to be fucking kidding. "is britain pshycologically ready for war?" no of course not, will that stop them? no of course not. most people here are...i cant put my finger on it. at best, i'd call it chronically depressed with no hope of a future. >>543525467good day 77th! >>543525581shops are closing left right and center. as i said my post job creators are leaving. plus with food shortages coming. higher gas prices. i am not betting anyone is going to consume more than they need to survive. >>543525816i've been doing that solid for over a year. nothing. just been giving companies my data and creating thousands of accounts for companies who arent even hiring.
>brexit trending againFFS.... 10 years later and people still can't accept it was just a rejection of globalization and mass immigration of non-Whites into the West. Same reason Trump was elected in 2016. It was never about the economy or fucking fishing rights.
>>543531925>>543531790Become an adult baby, make some hot posts, obtain money off strangers online
Seethe in?
>>543531925*centreYou Americanised twat.
>>543530943The prescription itself was super easy. All you need to be eligible is a diagnosis (ie. confirmation on the NHS app that you actually suffer from depression or anxiety) and proof of at least 2 different treatments for the condition (for example, antidepressants and talking therapy), and boom, you eligible. You don't need a referral from your GP or anything. You have a video consultation with a 'clinician' from the company, and it's quite funny because the person you're talking to *obviously* knows you're bullshiting and just want weed, and they're completely fine with that. It's a bit of a weird elephant in the room. At the end of the day they're a business, and they desperately want you as their next customer and will do everything they can within the law to grant you a prescription so they can sell you their cannabis.
>>543531474It's a faaake
>>543531925Best bet imo is to get recruiters in your field on the case. They get paid for placing people so they are motivated. Find out recruiters used for roles the look decent and reach out personally to them on linkedin.
>>543531790She's not bothering anyone. What's the problem?
>>543532183No shit
>>543532018Are you trying to tell me your average joe didn't want to leave for a worse economy, worse trade and worse travelling rights? That's what it was all about!
>>543532018If theres anything that will unite the right, its this
>>543529456Burnham has only delayed a labour crash landing by about 6 months, which is why he might risk a cheeky early election.
>>543532018And 10 years later you can't accept that this was all a lie and we got flooded with more blacks than ever and it was all a failure.
>>543532183How do we know that? I only get my fact checking from Snopes.
So this thing i need your advice with fellas.my landlord recommends i go to a job fair. i do. i go down there. what an experience. Part 1i dont think i am really gonna nail down the vibe here, but my experience of a job fair is a stands with the company name logo, you sit down, do your pitch, give them a copy of your cv, repeat, go home, pray for a call back. i go into the place, that looks like a pub. a lady greets me. she describes her entire life story. "i am so adhd teehee". tell her ill take anything. shes more concerned about what i enjoy doing. i say thats not relevant, i will genuinely take anything. this loops for about 3 times before i told her ill think about it. she talks some more. says they have games there, teambuilding, coffee meet ups, groups. "we also have groups for men because 'apparently' (yes she did air qoutes) theres so many groups for women but not really enough for men and research has shown that this improves the mental health and productivity of men" i nod biting my cheek at this point. she asks what i've done. i tell her. i speak to her for 30 minutes about work i've done and so on. her whole angle is that connections matter, and this place works with the government and local businesses to hire people. Then another 30 mins with a large black woman who offers me a 2 week course ending an interview with m&s. starting tomorrow. they've even offered to put me on a sia course (Something i've been begging UC for about 2 years) starting in the middle of nov. she also says if i dont get the interview they will get me another interview with another company.
Blunt Master J in?
>>543532312
>>543532221That permissive attitude leads to the fall of empires. It is deeply dishonourable.
>>543531790Imagine the nappy ras... No. I've gone too far this time.>>543532378You, mon fere, have been groom(ed)
ever got a straight flush?
>>543532312fuckoffnigger
>>543532476Just this morning, but tbf i didnt have a big tea yesterday
>>543532304Nope. I do accept that it was a failure. The Boriswave will go down as one of the most damaging events in British history. On par if not even worse than Blair's infamous immigration wave of the 2000s. This is what happens when you keep thr establishment parties in power. Nothing will change until we replace the ruling political class with genuine nationalists who aren't bought and paid for.
>>543532508lad... i was talking about the card game lad...
>>543532159Interesting, I'm currently on propranolol and Mirtazapine for insomnia and have been on diazapam before for likewise so I guess it might be worth having a go.
>>543532312When I was 30 my wife was - oh that's not right.I can't write it.
>>543532399Weed and mental health conditions don't mix well.He's already borderline psychotic.Hopefully he end up in a mental hospital desu.
>>543532476only in balatro
>>543529120>Small boat migrant who called for 'death to all Jews' gets semi-detached houseoh but if I do it I go to prison
>>543532312What?
>>543532378Part 2The whole place kinda looks like new money essex farm house (if you know, you know, like the kind of people you dont expect to have money but for some strange reason do, think deano).The first lady almost seemed to be begging me to come back again. I was the only white man there, and got the impression that would be case going forward. i've never been to a place like this and i dont "get it". it seems to be like a socail club, for people of all backgrounds ages. she lady running it seemed genuinely desperate for me to come back "even just to read a book!" "we have so much fun here!" she kept repeating the phrase "i want people to feel like its home here". I really want to stress this point since some of you are genuinely retarded, this lady didnt fancy me. The desperation for me to come back wasnt coming from a position of attraction. it did genuinely come from her wanting more people to come here. as i left she said "i dont feel like you think this place is like your home yet" now in my 20s i would have smiled and said something like "oh no haha! well its my first time here and you all seem like lovely blablabla" in my 30s now I just kinda nodded and ignored it. i dont think this is a cult, it seems like there is an interest from private enterprise but theres defiantly money coming from the state because they managed to find my UC claim on their laptop. Again i've never been in a place like this, but something that worries me is i can just tell, that, theres going to be people here i am going to be forced to mix with who...are going to fit the memes and i dont know how i am going to deal with that. and thats something else i need your help with as well anons, as well as what this place is. i will keep you guys updated in exchange for your help and guidance because this is defiantly something i havent encountered before...
>>543532294Can we stop with this Tory psyop about an early election? Too many of his MPs would lose seats.
>>543532399alri la
>>543532221
got out at Ilford what am I supposed to get? Last day visiting London.
>>543532312lmao, I'm late 40s and only date early 20s women. Women past 30 are insufferable. I'm not even particularly good looking but I'm successful, /fit/, intelligent, educated, cultured, and well-off.Young women are on YOLO mode now, they know everything is fucked up. BTW the number of young men who have some sexual dysfunction is off the charts or so they tell me.
world wide words of the world wide day:world wide web>>543532600love it when you win in a card game once and then you go down the casino thinking luck is on your side and blow it all. how many times has this happened.
>>543532524Only 1 wipe reqd = drawing an ace. If the bogrolls covered in blood its the 10 of hearts
>>543532183>It's a faaakei should buy the ds9 box set
>>543532682It will be govt money backed. Most people working will be well-meaning volunteers and there will be some jew or cryptojew running it behind the scenes skilling off 250K per year.Like that Batmangelish woman. Many such cases.
>>543532698Burnham is the sort to cancel the next election "for the good of Great Britain".
>>543532724u blazed la?>>543532582if it helps him in PoE2 then I don’t see why he shouldn’t smoke
>>543532927"Because Britain needs stability"
>>543532946will be soon hehe
>>543532912Meh, it hasn't aged well.
>>543531588Kek
thoughts on the Irish making fun of us?>>543528404>>543528404
>>543532829dont want to know what 52 pick up is lad.
I wonder who will staff burnhams national care service...
>>543532970u ever watch Friday? kino basketball American stoner comedy
>>543532917again i have no idea what this means, no mention of crypto currency or anything like that. >Like that Batmangelish woman. Who?
>>543532991potato wogs dont matter
schizo nonsense
>>543532682>theres defiantly money coming from the state because they managed to find my UC claim on their laptop.I'm guessing you've never been on UC before or on one of their little voluntary (but also mandatory) training courses.They're so keen to have and keep you there because whenever the government spends money on these totally fucking pointless boot camp initiatives all of a sudden thousands of "educators" appear because they're hoovering up the grant money and you're basically a walking cheque for them. They'll advance along to insisting you sign a piece of paper for every morning and afternoon session, which they'll be very insistent on because that's how they provide proof you were there and get paid. They'll throw an instant wobbly if you miss one session or signature.
>>543533126>Who?Kids Company, complete fraud charity operation
>>543529120>those leers My cousin is a policewoman somewhere southeast of London in her early 20s and probably weighs less than 8 stone. What are all these woman cops thinking?I fear for her.
>>543533018BAMEs.
kid killer kieran still shitting up the thread after he got done again I see
>>543533432Fuck off you pointless cunt.
>>543533018AI.
>>543533080>just fought a womanThis is just mob justice with one guy.
>>543533235this is defaintly for adults and older people. although the story sounds interesting can you link me?>>543533214>I'm guessing you've never been on UC before i've been on it for almost 3 years now. i've heard about all these perks you get but after the bills, rent, council tax are paid. i am left with about £100 for the month. >on one of their little voluntary (but also mandatory) training courses.No, the lady told me because i am carer to my father this might be reason why i havent been flagged up to go one of these, which is something i do claim for. hes sick, he wants to see more of me & help me out so we were both down and i claim for that as well. >these totally fucking pointless boot camp initiatives all of a sudden thousands of "educators" appear because they're hoovering up the grant money-i think i've dealt with what your describing before, the 'at home zoom meetings, giving you skills you need to find work' which never worked. i did get more views on my linkedin for about a week which desu is quite impressive but that was the end of it. i also did one for the civil service which didnt go anywhere either. >they'll be very insistent on because that's how they provide proof you were there and get paid.ah yes they did say they would pay for my travel for this course next week. do i get paid for doing these courses? >they'll throw an instant wobbly if you miss one session or signatureits not from the job center, its a...i dont really have a word for it. like a socail club that finds people work? seems very voluntary.
>>543533021need to watch themand the scary moviesprobs will over winter
I'd take getting shot over being butchered with a machete any day. These gangs need to upgrade to guns honestly, it's just inhumane on the victim.
>>543533559>i've been on it for almost 3 years now.You'll have been identified as long term unemployed. They're starting a crackdown to "re-engage" people with work.>>543533559>also did one for the civil serviceI've also done that. It was a customer service booklet they'd renamed to HMRC training. It'd take a 14 year old an hour to complete but we had to attend for a full week morning and afternoon to do it, because they're paid by sessions.>>543533559>do i get paid for doing these coursesNo.>>543533559>its not from the job centerIt won't necessarily be. They're third party "training providers". They're also never entirely clear whether you do or don't have to attend, but it's possible they may cut your bennies if you don't.
>>543533559>this is defaintly for adults and older people. although the story sounds interesting can you link me?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kids_Company#Financial_problems_and_cessation_of_operations / https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camila_Batmanghelidjh#Kids_Companytl;dr government had given the charity millions without ever asking what it was going to be used for and it turned out shitloads of it went to this mentalist
>>543532991That mick jew is on here everyday shilling the same shit. There's a German flag who seethes endlessly about the English and love jocks for some reason. Then there's the zigger flag who does his daily pasta on the Normans, a couple of Polish flags who never recovered from not being able to grift the UK in remittances and finally the daily memeflags doing the union break up. Its all pretty tiresome. I strongly advise giving outer a wide berth.>>543532418Modernity is all about inversion of our old world. I recall the laments of my Grandparents over their live in mother (my great grandmother) who was prissy that my uncle married a woman who was older than him, and not only that but when they first visited SHE was driving the car; God forbid. All this zoomer ick is just the organic inversion of our Victorian expectations, delivered with the typical puritanical Calvenistic zeal that has always marked middle English life.
>>543533783>a well formed woman
are we bombing iran in retaliation for their attack on are airbase
>>543533734>They're starting a crackdown to "re-engage" people with work.Yes thats a vibe i've been getting for the past 4 months. even the doctors ask me about my search for work. honestly, its refreshing, i am pretty much on the line (most days) of contemplating if i've past my prime now and i start my retirement and or appyling for jobs like a Mainiac on the edge of my seat for a job. i've had far more interviews in the last couple of months than i have the past 3 years. >It was a customer service booklet they'd renamed to HMRC trainingit defaintly sounds similar to what we had. >do i get paid for doing these courses>No.she did say they would pay for my transport. >It won't necessarily be. They're third party "training providers".again its from this, (i still dont know what to call it) socail club recommended by my landlord. they didnt say this would effect my welfare payments. it all seems very volentary. which i am going to attend in person at a local collage
Hornets, wasps, just the niggers of the bee world.
>>543534161They'll pay for your transport yes, they'll want the bus tickets etc. they'll also pay for things like work boots if you don't have any, the cheapest pair (keep the receipts for anything you buy).One trick they use is they'll basically bribe you with a £50 Amazon voucher if you leave them a positive review.If they actually offer you any training that's of any real use to you, great. May as well take it. A lot of it is shit though; e.g. none transferable customer service skills refreshers. The most they'll usually stretch to is a CSCS card, e.g. a general construction site safety card.There was one guy at a plastering training centre I went to who'd got his course paid for by UC though from memory, if you're into trade type stuff you could try asking. Just tell them you're really keen to lay millions of bricks and build loadsa houses.
>>543533980what attack ?
Burnham is rightly putting EU membership on the tableEurope is our destinyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmlyewr0lnj3o
>>543533980Britain isn't armed for such a thing I reckon. It would have to produce billions of bullets and hundreds of thousands of rifles. It's like Afghanistan on steroids. Honestly don't know how you're meant to fight a war like that anymore. Mountains, drones, millions of soldiers, extremely hot and unenterable. It's like everything you don't want in a war.
you heard of wigger starmer morty?
>>543534412He’s got a pickle for a prick
>>543533980Nuke the jews
>>543534458who rick peter?
>>543534374them bames down south
Rejoining the EU is inevitable
I thought I was the most pathetic specimen to ever exist until I personally encountered the existence of "professional handyman" aka somebody who was too thick to qualify in a trade. The specimen I encountered relished in ripping people off because "business is business". Absolute spiritual kikery. You will find that 99.9% of "whites" in the housing sector are spiritual kikes.
My local area is pretty English.But then I go to Asda and it's full of fucking wogs, niggers, pakis. They are all fat, loud, ugly. Fucking hell they are so fucking annoying.
>>543534644Don’t go to Asda. It’s owned by a couple of paki’s.
/pol/:>White women should have more childrenAlso /pol/:>No not like that!
>>543534533He’s a piper?
>>543532055again >No, too ugly and corpulent. also, (biggie) not gay>>543532157omg is it center or centre or centar why does it always change?! FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU>Best bet imo is to get recruiters in your field on the case.i've done that with 3 agencies, the method goes as follows>they e-mail me about a job that most of the time looks promising>i say yep, count me, resend cv (just incase), >hear nothing back>call them,>jobs been filled/so and so isnt at the desk right now/we will get back to you/the recruiter is still searching/nothing.>nothing comes back>process repeats. >occasionally get a call from them in between asking me if i am still looking for work.
>>543534716so you haven't heard of wigger starmer. morty. ok. got it.
>>543534744Just a cheap homepride Fred knockoff
>>543534369thank you for your advice anon. i will implement what i can from this information, see what i can get out of this.
>>543532312This guy needs his hard drive checking.
>>543534555seems very sus all i've seen is coppers acting like a bunch of cunts again, ordering people out of their homes for two days over nothing.
>>543534830you have 4072 more homepride freds saved on your device? thats crazy
>>543534839>plastering training centreSpakker social club
>The average UK household’s disposable income increased in the second quarter of the year driven by a rise in benefit payouts.
>>543534901Am the king of kings
>>543534946great. interested to see more homepride freds in the near and far future.
>>543534698>It’s owned by a couple of paki’sUntil very recently their baby wipes range was made in Israel; now they're made in Tukiye. Peculiar
>>543534922At least the BAMEs and laysbouts are taken care of
>>543534272But the hive won't survive without them!
>>543531506
>>543534391don't think he'll do anything but it might get some more votes especilly with a snap election
>>543535018Fred’s a good lad
>>543534911Eh?
>>543535020>baby wipes range was made in IsraelYou’re thinking home bargains, I’ve seen protesters empty shelves
>>543534611>The specimen I encountered relished in ripping people off because "business is business".2bh I've done tradey stuff and I can guarantee if you're not working for some big firm or on more commercial work, you essentially guaranteed to encounter numerous customers who'll try dicking you over one way or another even when you're already doing them one or more favours.The costs of running and regulations for a small business are also way higher now than they were previously with things like the low emission requirements and need to attend courses for things as basic as fitting a bathroom fan.There's also the waste. Can't take it to the tip right. Need to be a licenses waste handler. £75 every time you van turns up even it's just dropping garden waste off.
>>543535123Hardly a fkn skill, same as painters, thick cunts
>>543535095Oh no don't tell me even Homepride Fred's a sex case too
>>543535159>You’re thinking home bargainsNope, ASDA's Little Angels range.
>>543535095homepride fred? hard to imagine a more wholesome character.
>>543534611What normnoids seem to forget is that tradies do it for the money; not for the love of working for metrosexual twats that can't or don't want to get their hands dirty. The days of honest john with almost zero overheads who'll break his body for 2pound an hr are long gone.You see the spiritual kike in a tradie, not in the memejobs, the civil service or the 7 stages of selling up bullshit made by children in the turdworld; and that encapsulates the frustrations of the tradesman. If you don't want a White worker, just get a brown one; there's no shortage.
>>543535186You just got a quote? lol
>>543535207Mates a manager with HB, he stocked them at the front door, clever move
>boomer complains life was better back in her day and the gov wasn't cutting her pension back then>say yeah there's a bunch of problems now and politicians won't do anything about them except a bunch of blind half measures even on extremely basic things>boomer suddenly has the opinion that Things Happen and Everything Is Fine and They're Trying Their HardestCurious how the elderly like to complain but as soon as someone outside their bracket does too they get defensive about the world they created.She also decided they couldn't save the billions advertised on telly with the pension cuts. She doesn't know there are 13m pensioners, and growing, that they get above the personal allowance now, and that there's a thing called compound interest where even the average person doesn't get access to 2.5% guaranteed growth minimum on their income.
>>543535229No, this rat was sent to "look" at boiler. First thing I ask is "are you gas safe engineer?" then highlight the redundancy of attending. The little rat gets all defensive, later admits it wished it was gas safe registered and then inadvertently admits to committing criminal offence habitually by replacing thermometers on boilers which typically requires removing the panel, big no-no. Like I said, a pathetic specimen.
>>543535196>>543535219He’s got a dark side
>>543535243Plastered and painted every room in my gaff myself
>>543535368soon the whole world will be ensnared by the terrifying dictatorship tyranny of homepride fred and his minions.
Rename Britain to Albion.
>>543535411
>>543534922cheers for this months UC anon
>>543535360ESL post.
>proud fred and his minions
>>543535472does it have a button you can press and it plays the homepride fred theme tune? would love to show visitors that.>>543535562it's wholesome that this is now a homepride fred themed brit/pol/.
>>543535360>by replacing thermometers on boilersWhy didn't you just pop a new one in yourself?
>gimmick posting
>>543534585It's just red meat to keep the rank and file from Starmering him. Will likely drop it heading into an election as it's just fuel for Farage.
>>543535626He can barely string a grammatically correct sentence together.
is there a homepride sauce for chlorinated chicken specifically?
bit warm today lads
>>543535611Last I heard he was practicing thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0fkNdPiIL4
Just rewired all me plugs me like.
>>543535722it's good. might get me willy out
Might skim up another couple of the bedrooms this alvo.
>Ingredients: Water, Carrot (10%), Dijon Mustard (6.5%) (Water, Mustard Seed, Vinegar, Salt, Flavourings), Sugar, Onions (5.2%), Rapeseed Oil, Vinegar, Honey (3.5%), Modified Maize Starch, Cream (from Milk), Onion Powder, Salt, Yeast Extract, Egg Yolk, Garlic, Thickener (Xanthan Gum), Parsley, Ginger
>>543535722Should’ve had a bbq, making chilli instead
>>543535754
>>543535798everything reminds me of her
>>543535798Remember and give it a good polish
>>543535743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A9OIIapSko
>>543535829smells like Alicia ffs
>>543535835A like 2 leave a bit of texture on it to give the paint summit to grip.
Boggos not been himself today.
>>543535829I know
>>543535866In the beginning…..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AV1nXmeaAY
>>543535911>Stipple effect guv?
>>543535911>charming studio apartment, central Tower Hamlets>Lots of local diverse amenities >£1800 per week
Been having big dreams of being the English Fuhrer. I see now for years I wasn't cut out for such a position, but now I'm fairly confident I'm ready to be in a similar position to The Emperor of Mankind. At the end of the day, the caterpillar dreamt that it could fly, and look at what he achieved.
bong frens how do we fix our shared woes
>>543535911Should’ve sanded the floorboards while the walls were still wet
>>543535945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1088E6E2fY
>>543536028Lunch for a sparrow
mortyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anu5yh403Fs
>>543535875>>543535933miss the ego boost of being able to make her legs quiver with just me thumb ffs
>>543536052DWP holding music kino
>>543532991Majority of Brits are fucking worthless. We voted to come out. Take us back in and I’ll blow up a school.
>>543536034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_dqMiCpf0
>>543536034>I do not believe this darkness will endure.
recognise a real don when you see 111
>65i've done you
awkward when you like a bird but you know she's not really "that" fit but like her because she's funny and got bants but then she goes on about how sexy she is and is proper conceited but to a scale that isn't relative to how attractive she actually is. proper turn off like. how can you think you're THAT fit when you're really not? or maybe its just because she pulled me temporarily and now thinks she's the shit cos I am the shit too
>>543536131She trembled with joy cos you were hitching a lift
>>543532418>>543532312I’m 39, dating a 17 year old.I’m annoyed I didn’t get her at 16.And there’s nothing you can do about it.
>>543536251ffs
>>543536141>>543536279filtered
>>543536291>>543536291>>543536291new one's up morty
>>543536280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpSMRIx6PM
>>543536303What’s wrong j-wog?
>>543536141Reported to Counter Terror Police.
>>543536700Place>>543536700Thumbs>>543536700Here>>543536700
>>543536349Trolls have wound him up for another ego trip spazz attack melty
>>543536723>>543536311Ya ignant bastards.
>>543535798proper job, Cornish artistry I just rebuilt my conservatory, all 6 double glazed panels back in, what a relief
>>543537560In my defense, he's auto filtered
>>543535754proper job, you passed mate you're now a fully qualified nigerian electrician
>>543538241It's a good thing he earthed the fuse.
>>543535911lived in worse, it's always what you make it
>>543538373that's the difference between a skilled man and a cowboy like you, he earthed the fuse because the neutral is connected to it, he expertly wired the live to the neutral, if you were smart you'd know these tricks, bloody whitey can't do shit
>>543538658I'd just buy a new appliance desu
>>543530461You know it's bad when a subversive paki is one of the most reasonable MPs in Parliament.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/birmingham-inquiry-grooming-gangs-breaking-34696142>In another shocking case, two private hire taxi drivers had their licences immediately revoked earlier this year, May, after police reported they were involved in potential sex offences involving children. Joint operations have also been done amid concerns of predators targeting certain children's homes, while links between late night 'Bob Shops' and exploitation have also been investigated.I'm from Birmingham, and there are literally dozens of these "Bob Shops" littered all over the city, god knows the kinds of unspeakable horrors that go on there. When the BBC did an investigation on these "shops" recently the comments on their Instagram article were full of lefty scum screeching at them defending the Paki nonce scum>"N-nooooo I love me Bossman shop you can't accuse them of noncing that's WAAAYCIIIST whatabout muh JIMMY SAVUL!!!"Birmingham should just be nuked off the face of the Earth at this point
