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No YT link yet. Where are they? Yesterday was a really good day. The docket today looks pretty good.
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>>543536580
TYB
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Still nothing. I can't imagine they would cancel a busy day. The weather is good as far as I know. No hurricanes for sure.
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WE ARE LIVE! Got up to refill coffee and missed a hearing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knYb5EMnHcc
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>>543537180
Looks like they did two before setting up the YouTube feed.
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Still trying to figure out what happened. 2 were already completed when the stream started. Boomer tech?
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>>543537252
Sure does
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TYB
morning bros
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The next revocation at Bossier has an ancient DOC. Probably backing some serious time if he gets revoked.
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TYB

The nigger is really starting to rub off on them with them running late today.
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>>543537645
Yellow flags? Mommy said I can has a towel on my haid. Damn, this is expensive adult daycare.
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D E N I E D
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>>543537749
>this is expensive adult daycare
Looks like the board concurs with you, anon
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GM frens and TYB
>>543536634
Oh very promising docket
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>>543536634
>felony carnal knowledge of a j
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>>543538065
I found a prior revocation hearing from 5/1/25 but could not find any other information because his name is too common.
https://youtu.be/9DEH2MeUCDs?t=1671
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>>543538418
What does this little shit know??
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What the hell is going on today
Is the fat black bitch who usually runs things out?
They did two cases off stream, late start, long wait time between cases early
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we'll see how well this board runs without Ms Ranatza running the show today.
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>heron
always makes me kek. also i love with nogs say
>keeeds
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Rahhbabbi, take a fucking seat. You're not busy enough
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>>543538623
Danny is very curt and doesn't allow a lot of bullshit and heeming and hawing
All business and plowing ahead
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>>543538623
Kek. Not as good I'm sure. Sheryl is the best chairwoman for sure and probably Ledoux next. Meemaw likes to revoke and then ask for their DOC #
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>>543538690
im actually considering spending a month in louisiana this winter because of the lovable characters we see every day here. southern criminals have a certain charm to them that they lack up north.
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>>543536634
Have we had the molester yet? I hate it when I miss the sex offenders.
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>>543538731
>Meemaw likes to revoke and then ask for their DOC #
It's funny how quick she's ready to revoke
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>he doesn't buck the rules
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>>543538780
No, the good stuff is coming up
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>>543538780
Hey there Vietanon! Nope, you haven't missed anything good yet.
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the fuck was that noise
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>>543538896
>>543538917
Hell yeah bros. Seems I came just in time.
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Here is upcoming contestant Kaylie's prior revocation hearing
https://youtu.be/e7lNh-k8w8M?t=749
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>I responded in a negative manner
This is such an awesome euphemism for beating a nigga's ass.
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oh shit this nigga chimped out with a sock with a lock in it after having been burned with hot water. respect. you cant let some punk bitch burn you when you are new in there... had to set the tone with the lock sock
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I guess it's better to get hit with a lock in a sock than a cock in a sock.
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Uh-oh, domestic assault history with Meemaw on the panel? This guy's chances just got slimmer and he probably doesn't even know it yet.
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>the weapons show up later
yes mam
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d0apIpKMh8
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>>543539129
kek
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>Did you put a lock in a sock?
>no maam you can't lock a sock
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>You're on the right path, but get fucked nigger.
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Meemaw read domestic violence and already knew her vote since the beginning
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>you speak well
>you write well
ty
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>>543539381
That's definitely her thing. She makes it pretty clear.
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Female only prison? Imagine the sapphic violence that happens in the showers. Gushings.
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Would be funny if one of the panel asked somebody "what's the gayest thing you've done since you've been in jail?" For some reason I could see Danny asking that.
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>>543539479
I have heard that you do not want to imagine women's prison smell

>>543539640
Chucky would probably ask some seriously weird shit if left to his own devices
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>Kaylie
Yeah that's a fat white redneck name if I've ever seen one.
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Appointed counsel?
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>I don't know muh DOC numbah
Those people are always retarded
You literally need your DOC number to do everything while in prison. They even print it on their clothes in some places. So that's why she was appointed an attorney. She's a smooth brain.
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>Show up on time
>Fired

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>I wasn't aware she had fired me

TOP KEK
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What a fat fucking idiot
I hope she gets denied and force to go on a diet
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Kaylie has the slows. No wonder she has appointed counsel.
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>The gravity of the situation has changed color

I've heard that fat increases gravity, but never heard of it altering its color.
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>the gravity has changed to a different color
What the fuck is going on
She's a retard
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#LookingForWork
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I think I see why she was appointed a lawyer now
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>>543539995
They only get appointed when the offender is a literal retard
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>>543539960
Top kek
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>>543539960
This fucker gets thrown these cases last minute all the time and never knows what the fuck is happening
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Some people are just too stupid to get into doing crimes in the first place, bros. She should have just worked at a Buccee's cash register like a good goy.
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I wish Leya's interview was still up, because it was not a whole lot better than Kaylie's.

>>543539960
Kek
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and judge was like no, and I was oh, and then I went to jail and it was like way, then I went to court and, so anyway, um
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I like how she gets gassed after talking and lets out a labored sigh
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>I'm not trying to be a smartie

Yeah, we know.
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>You have to have this hearing first
>Uh, no
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Oh she is looking rough for 45
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You can see her fucking skull. Meth, I bet.
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>forklift certified
Dike in excavator simulator https://youtu.be/m-tjtlPC2js?t=9856 https://i.imgur.com/53D1JAX.png

>>543541058
Good guess
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>>543541231
Louisiana bros, I want to move to Lake Providence. What am I in for? Looks like comfy ye olde America.
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>No family support
Yeah, she's definitely a hardcore junkie and will be back soon enough
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Programs should only be for teens and young adults, not these middle aged retards.
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They should be able to release a prisoner to a monastery.
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>>543541452
Why so they can rob and beat up the monks?
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>>543541452
Then they'd have to lock up the communion wine behind plexiglass like in the stores
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>>543541327
>Lake Providence
I am not familiar with it but I just checked Google maps. Looks comfy. Arkansas is a beautiful state and his right next door.I have never been to Mississippi.

On the plus side, looks like there is plenty of freshwater fishing there, and travel to southern Louisiana for the food and saltwater fishing would be easy. Picrel is demographics though. However, if you lived on acreage it would likely not be much of an issue.Apartments would be a no go.
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>>543541574
Kek.I took this pic in a liquor store near where I work
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>>543541644
>71.5% niggers
My New England brain cannot even comprehend what that would look like.
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>>543541484
They'd have to agree to take the guy of course.
>>543541644
It's poor as shit, like one of the poorest places in the US I think, but it really does look cozy right? The 21st century hasn't reached it yet. Vietnam has places like that too of course, without the basketball Americans, so that would be much easier for me.
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They need to make this guy take a math class before he can be released.
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Nigga can't do math. Shocking.
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YEP JUST LIKE THAT
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>>543541988
>but it really does look cozy right?
For sure. I would buy a kayak that you could transport easy and spend all my time fishing.
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>>543541988
You could stop by Maria's after a hard day fishing. I bet they would cook your catfish that you caught for you. Lots of restaurants on the water do that.
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>>543542195
>>543542339
The parole hearings and our general have made me an unironic Louisianaphile.
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>Brother killed by drunk driver while he is in jail for drunk driving
God is funny like that
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>>543542195
I was curious about the shape of the lake so I ended up admiring all the bends and offshoots of the Mississippi on google, and I think I've found the promised land
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>>543542593
>The parole hearings and our general have made me an unironic Louisianaphile
The total opposite. I will never set foot in Louisiana or any part of the south, I hate niggers with a fiery passion, I had to yell at a nigger with Louisiana plates who was niggering up my White paradise.
I have no reason to travel the country or go to other places. I live in a state that is over 90% white, I have no interest in going to places that have more niggers than my home state. Comfy here in the WHITE Mountains.
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>>543542812
>Buck Island
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>>543542593
It is an interesting place. The people are amazing if they like you and will show amazing hospitality. Driving through southern Louisiana (never been to north LA) is a bit underwhelming because it is flat and coastal, but if you like outdoor sporting activities LA is one of the best states in the nation. And the food is amazing as well. I am sure there are cheap and amazing places to live if you know where to look. Cajuns traditionally had big families and not a lot of cash money. Living off the land and barter was a big part of survival.
T Houstonian with a lot of Cajun friends
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>>543542593

it’s a…unique place, that’s for sure
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>>543543002
>Buck friendly
Lol
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>>543542812
I am more of a saltwater fisherman, especially shallow water. Venice, Louisiana is the undisputed king of Gulf of America fishing. The continental shelf is only about 20 miles offshore. You can fish for deep water tuna and shallow water species in the same day. So, if I could find comfy and affordable housing near Venice, LA that would be my pick. The only downside would be summer temps and mosquitoes, but neither of those are bad once you get on the water.
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>>543536634
Next guy says
>Felony carnal knowledge of a J
Can't believe Jewfuckers are even eligible for parole.
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who are these 3 or 4 nutjobs working for the parole board that they have the authority to decide wether someone stays in prison or not
in other words, if these wankers dont like you you need to stay in priosn, like wtf
the justice system is corrupt as fuck
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>>543543488

Dontavious, how did you end up in Vienna?
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>>543543261
I can guarantee you that Maw's Sandwich and Snack shop just up the Mississipi from Venice sells delicious food. They probably sell bait too.
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>unmute
>"YOU NEED TO TURN OFF THE YOUTUBE!"
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lmaoooo
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You think the board went to the site together?
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>>543544000
Pete kinda seems like a coomer. He was probably like "oh yeah I know that one"
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I wonder if it's still up
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This nigga can't even say what he did. He's fucked.
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>anything you ask me to do will be done
We already asked you to tell us what you did, retard
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He didn't take the hint that maybe he should talk about his crime and express remorse, what a retard
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Catching up, Cline was convicted of molesting an Eight-year-old girl
https://www.ktbs.com/news/crime/shreveport-man-arrested-for-sexual-battery-of-juvenile/article_85d8b920-e44e-11e8-9e8b-0bf3b2c25378.html



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