Its over, boycott the cowhttps://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/the-laughing-cow-finally-reveals-why-she-stopped-laughing-its-those-trivial-everyday-disagreements-driving-a-wedge-between-us-302893843.html
>>543549285by far one of the dumbest things i've read this week.
gas all subhumans including jews instead of focusing on stupid cow
>>543549387Cmon fuckers help the cow laugh.
>>543549453What? Why the fuck would I waste my time doing something as fucking stupid as that.
>>543549567They did the skit. The cow expects us to appease her.https://youtube.com/shorts/TMaLTm9YTpo
>>543549647>the cow is also a red hefferOH GOD I'M NOTICIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>543549285Keep it moving, laughing cow furtrannies. This is Babybel country. Heil Hitler.
>>543549453I wish a slow and painful death to all those involved in marketing.
>>543549285Too cringe and retarded even for ragebait.
This might actually be the most jewish thing I've ever seen
>>543549285>we need to stop the culture war but not by me giving up any of my positions>you need to give up all of your positions so we can finally begin to heal
>laughed through the great depression>laughed through WWII>laughed through the cold war>laughed through 9/11>laughed through covidAbsolutely retarded marketing.
>>543549285It was still laughing during 9/11.
>>543549453>it's all those trivial, everyday disagreements dividing us.Our disagreements are not trivial. This is the most retarded marketing stunt I've ever seen.
"I bet I can get the goyim obsessing about a red heifer, and we'll make money on it!"
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>>543549453Cool, when is Kimmel recording an apology to Drumpf? They used to be friends, he should lead by example.
>>543549780Conservatives did the same thing during Biden>Hey man the Trump years are over, can’t we just get along again? By which I mean you need to stop being woke.
>>543549285Oy vey it's the fucking Holocaust these goyim need their bread and circuses someone shut it down
plan D reveal after focus group testing
>>543549989Yeah but they were right libshits need to stop.
>>543549780They did the marketing
>>543549989No one knows what you’re even trying to say you retarded fucking discord raidbot
>pearlstein
>>543549453For me, its the transgender issue. Let's all just acknowledge that transwomen are not people so the cow can laugh again.
Its only because things got trivialized when we brought in the idea of state mandated girlfriends.
>Are throw pillows essential or absurd? Exactly how full does the trash need to be before emptying it? Could that meeting have been an email? Do dishes need to be rinsed before they're loaded into the dishwasher?Yeah I hear so many peiple arguing about these things, it's absolutely torn our country apart at the seams. 100% the most pressing issues in our country at the moment.Holy shit does the clowning ever end?
>>543549285>its-those-trivial-everyday-disagreementsKilling babies and worshipping pedophiles and fraudsters?
>>543550306Pillows have killed this country.
>>543549711And journalism, and finance, and medicine, and regulation, and law, and courts, and police, and...
>>543550408Democrats do that too
fishstix
>WW2 - laughed>Vietnam - laughed>JFK assassinated - laughed>9/11 - laughed>Russia invades Ukraine - laughed>October 7 / Gaza - laughed>throw pillow disagreement - okay guys this isn't funny anymore
>>543549285>memeflag>vpnjeet>RAYG BAYT!!!!!>1pbtidThis fucking place is unusable
The not-so-laughing cow™
>>543549285She said we need to talk and so we're talking about her.
>>543549285what the fuck kind of cowpoo eating PR team came up with this?
I want to ____ the cow.
>herIt has horns you idiots
>>543549567repent now
lemme guess, because orange man? kek
>>543549453I'm filled with more rage against the neocon miga retard "right" right now then I might have ever been against the left. I have dread and feel cornered, there's nowhere to turn to except making a new movement for 2028. The only thing we can agree with pic related with are, "No trannies in female bathrooms or female sports". That's about it. The republican party betrayed the voter base that got them elected in 2024 and pic related is enthusiastic to vote for them again in 2026.The republicans right now are flooding us with "legal migration", and they are almost certainly giving us fake numbers because on the ground in places like Texas or most city centers it's extremely grim.They're working hard to build a dystopian mass surveillance police state at a breakneck speed. Infinity flock cameras, infinity data centers, no ai regulation.They're pushing for a digital id, digital currency, and social credit scoreThey're zionists and are making the greater israel project happen.They're cutting taxes for the super wealthy.They're de-regulating multi billion dollar corporations so now the food, water, and air can be even more poisoned than before.They greenlighted our generic drugs to come from India and now most of them do, and surprise surprise recall after recall, and remember most recalls don't even happen when they should.I could go on and on. We're in a VERY dire spot right now. The republican party is HOSTILE. We need a two year stalemate in the government, that gives us two years to come up with some sort of consensus and plan. I don't see a better option.
>>543549453behead all marketing execs
>>543550830>The republicans right now are flooding us with "legal migration"All by design.
>>543550592There were 5 posts by the OP before this one. You are a well poisoning tranny.
Excellent opportunity to troll>my wife's boyfriend >lindsey clancey>crime statsThe opportunities are endless
>>543549453>Make her laugh againNah, I'm gonna go buy some hamburger.>>543549780>Dude all those issues?>They're just minor wedge issues>Let's all laugh about them.>No, I'm not gonna list them, that would be bad!>YOU have to list them for ME!They can't even get free virtue signaling points for this, their central point is that things don't matter but they won't say what things.>>543550462It's the hypocrisy mostly that gets me>We need to talk>This is NOT okay!>Do better, I am not laughing>teehee what I meant to say was everything is great we should all get along, life is happy and niceIt's inversion of reality once again, probably some kind of satanic ritual unironically.
>>543550702>Jamee Pearlstein.
>we have this successful mid-grade dairy brand slightly less prestigious than tillamook>lets pull a ben and jerrys by being supergay 4norasin>how will this increase sales?>sales?
>>543549453WE MUST BE BETTER CHEESE EATERS
>>543549780>>543551006That didn't happen.And if it did, it wasn't that bad.And if it was, that's not a big deal.And if it is, that's not my fault.And if it was, I didn't mean it.And if I did, you deserved it.>>543550830/pol/ has been saying there is no political solution since 2016 newfag. the guys like nick fuentes who were saying to "become part of the system" were all blackmailed fags who were part of a psyop to defang you. the jew desperately wants you to believe you can vote your way out of this until you're too old to do anything about it. why do you think every movie, video game, etc pushes "revenge is bad goy" now?
>>543549710>Half of the global production of Mini Babybel is made in Évron, a commune in the northwest of Franceyou are eating communist cheese
>>543549285lets join the challenge and make videosvideos where parents are in court arguing over their child being pushed into mutilating their genitals and then they all stop and start pointing and laughing at a jew that pops up realizing its the jews driving us apart.or a conservative and a liberal arguing and then a jew walks by and the goyim realize its the jews and start laughing and then hug while and join eachother in throwing rocks at the rabbilets make that cow laugh again
>>543551551forgot pic
>>543549285You can tell this was some female market execs idea. Best idea since they went to redesign cracker barrel's logo to remove the old white guy
>>543550462Did the cow hang itself?
>My wife thinks Israel did 9/11 because of some dancing israelis, I keep telling her that’s insane but we’re working it out #ThanksLaughingCow
>>543551598The best part was when they removed the barrel. More corporate logos need to be replaced with a simple comic sans bold font.
>>543551551Kek
>>543549285I like this marketing campaign. Its a good idea. Boomers and women will engage.>inb4 someone a faggot
>>543549285If I wanted to interact with a humourless cow I'd ring up your mum
>>543551509>newfagI've been coming here since 2008.
>>543549453The disagreements are necessary, I do not seek common ground with those who want me dead.
>>543549453>upload video of you and friend having a made up nothingburger of an issue >humiliate yourself while risking being labelled racist/phobic for the most innocuous offhand comment>lose everythingA woman made this decision
>>543549285 JOE ROGAN KILLED 2 MILLION PEOPLE
>>543549453I had a necessary disagreement who said the holocaust happened We solved it by meeting each other halfway and agreeing that it was just an unfortunate accident
>>543550462shes so fuckin sad and hot
>>543549285>the chuckling (formerly sneedling) heiferLiterally what and who and huh? Wtf is the laughing cow
>>543549285ok NOW she looks exactly like my ex
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>>543549680ohh... OHHH, I AM ABOUT TO NOOTICEE
>>543552103Mascot for an old brand of cheese.
>>543550906>"You lost tranny," Anon posts from his bedroom for the 87th time today>It was in yet another thread about how inflation and a struggling economy with no jobs is making it harder and harder for people to survive>Anon is hungry and goes downstairs>There, he meets his mother and father>Both look miserable, and their faces are filled with doubt and existential worry>How are they going to pay for groceries this month? What about medical bills for their inevitable ailments at their old age? What about electricity and rent? How will they keep feeding Anon?>Anon is the only one in this family who is smiling>"Heh," he scoffs with a smug grin on his face while drinking milk straight from a bottle, then he grabs one of the junk food snacks his parents get only for him, because they wouldn't afford it for themselves any longer>"I posted it again">He goes back to his room to post it againPolitical implications of this happening in so many American households right now?
>>543551477Kek tf tp
>when you just try to make people fat for the love of the game >when you try to make people feel guilty for things you're actually responsible for>when you remember you're a red heifer and it's all working according to plan
>>543549453Oh I know, make a video where the cow starts laughing when it watches gore videos of 3rd world subhumans dying in the worst imaginable ways. That'll cheer it up.
>>543549567To make the cow happy you blasphemous fuck
>>543551871This cow lives in a society
>>543549285Lol at elite Down syndrome nepotism
>>543549453This is definitely a media campaign designed by a woman>do our work for usyup.
>tfw there's pee on the toilet seat
>>543550144>Pearlsteinitsallsotiresome.jpg
>>543549285Scripture prophesied that Beast system would utilize "dark saying" to confused and deceive many.They will use things like this to express their sick fantasies of ruling the world and promoting perverted moral standards
>>543552726Chicago Bulls Cheese
>>543552802The red heifer knows its time has come
>>543549453I honestly thought they were going to make some statement on Gaza or climate change and try to paint these as not 'laughing matters', but this is a million times more gay. Absolutely pathetic.
>>543549453Old /b/ would have recognized the potential of this right away
>>543549453>ask The Laughing Cow to laugh againDon't do this. You will be cursed to lose your speech and laugh whenever you open your mouth. Do not engage with the cognitohazard.
>>543550300Imagine the milkers
>>543552967I thought the same lmao, that they were gonna make some tone-deaf statement about racism or whatever.
>>543549959That's Jimmy Fallon, not Kibble
>>543553017Crystals, the iphones in microwaves, I miss the fun.
>>543549453The disagreements were manufactured deliberately in the wake of OWS to keep people divided.
>>543549285qrd, why is this bitch sad and why should I care?
>>543549453alright, who put psychedelics in the executive's coffee?
>>543549285Infinite stuff to virtue signal about, and those niggers choose Bickering as a hill to die onLmao
>>543549285Only elderly people with 1 working taste bud eat that pasticheese crap.
>>543549453It's trite/lame/kinda gay, but I don't get the controversy. Who cares?
>>543549285thats it? thats all it was? you were willing to tank your whole brand for this?im more offended than if they went mask off and started talking about trump or jews or some shit
>>543549989That uh did not happen.
>>543549453>Hey fren >Jews rape kids>No they don't, they just suck the tip of the penis after circumsistion>That's rape >It's tradition >Do we at least agree they need to hollorcoasted >Yes fren
SAD!
>>543549285she has aids
