How did he manage to fuck this up so badly? Doesn't he have an entire team of staffers whose job is to make sure he doesn't say retarded bullshit on the Senate floor?
>>543564311It was just to distract from the Epstein files and the moronic Iran war.
>>543564311qrd
this nigga really planted a bunch of news article about him being a top choice for VP only to fuck up in the most retarded way possible lmao
>>543564521“The joke is that a U.S. senator tried to catch a former Trump prosecutor lying under oath, apparently confused two basketball teams, and ended up embarrassing himself on live television. The whole thing happened at a Senate hearing on September 29, 2026, and the clip has been going viral.The people involved are Senator Eric Schmitt, former special counsel Jack Smith, and a very unfortunate basketball-related misunderstanding. What actually happened?1. Eric Schmitt tries to catch Jack Smith in a lie.Smith was testifying about his investigations of Donald Trump. Schmitt wanted to establish that Smith had secretly traveled to Atlanta to meet Fani Willis, the Georgia prosecutor who was pursuing a separate election-interference case against Trump. 2. Schmitt brings up an Atlanta Hawks game.Schmitt says he has text messages suggesting Smith attended an NBA game between the Atlanta Hawks and Golden State Warriors on February 3, 2024. He presses Smith on whether he was there and accuses him of lying when Smith denies it. 3. Smith explains where he actually was.Smith recalls attending a University of Iowa women's basketball game against Maryland that same day, to watch Caitlin Clark play. Iowa's team is called the Hawkeyes.Senator Amy Klobuchar then points out the apparent mistake: Hawkeyes, not Hawks. The college game was in Maryland, not Atlanta.”
>>543564592>Caitlyn ClarkAs an Iowan who has to work with boomers I can't fucking stop hearing about her it's driving me insane. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SPORTS STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AAAAAAHHHAHAHHAHA
How is it a big deal? Smith has been lying and purjuring himself nonstop, this gambit didn't quite work out but they can keep trying no problem. They'll get that nigger.
>>543564888boomers love anything involving niggers and white women handling balls
>>543565010>Smith has been lying and purjuring himself nonstop,Give a few examples
>>543564521>retard senator got texts from Smith's staff>one of them mentions being at a basketball game at 730>retard senator and his staff look at MNBA and men's college basketball games >only find one game, a Hawks game in Atlanta>leaks to right wing influencers that he's going to get Jack Smith to perjure himself, so a ton of people are watching his big moment>Smith has never watched them, so he says no>retard senator thinks he's got Smith perjuring himself and this is his ticket to VP>the allegation is Smith was in Atlanta colluding with a prosecutor there who also prosecuted Trump >retard senator calls Smith a dirtbag>it turns out Smith was in Maryland watching the Iowa HAWKEYES (not the Hawks) play >dumbfuck retard couldn't even get the state right>now the retard senator is playing it off like he was just asking questions
>>543566416That's the best part of all of this, that he had talking points sent out and ready to go for twitter retards and TPUSA before the hearingThis was going to be his big moment. He was going to be the man who took down Jack Smith, the prosecutor who dared go after Trump for something as trivial as trying to overturn the 2020 election. He'd be an instant MAGA rock starInstead he completely fucked up and embarrassed himself, and then because he's a retard who can't improvise when things go off script he doubled down and still used the same canned talking points he had ready after his moment of glory, even though they didn't make any sense
>>543565010How soviet. Traitors like you are going to find out. We're sick of your shit.
>>543568206You won't do shit, woman. They'll get Smith. Then they'll get YOU too.
>>543565010>the most ethical DOJ employee ever>Republicans have a problem with itTrue evil defines the GOP. How about you rat fucks first answer for Todd Blanche's endless documented irrefutable illegal behavior before going on witch hunts.>like whatOh how about starting with Ghislane Maxwell's transfer to a minimum security prison which is illegal for what she was charge with? Or how about the transfer document being blank where there's supposed to be a reason, also illegal.How about the DOJ literally weaponized to the point that they have assembled grand juries where NOT A SINGLE MEMBER OF THE JURY choose to indict, something that career DOJ agents have never seen before Todd Blanche came along.You're all so fucked yet so dumb you can't see it. Christian Nationalists will ALL be executed by 2035 for this infiltration and illegal use of government authority to push their quack ideology. Dumb fucks deserve much worse (torture) to set an example.
>>543564311Type of shit that would happen on Veep or The Thick of It.
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