I'm a parasitologist.Just today my colleagues made a horrifying discovery.Dude to changes in the climate...something bad is happening.There will be a press conference in a few hours...but for now... don't eat any kind of meat.Oh God ....what have we done....
>>543572201>I'm a parasitologist.>Just today my colleagues made a horrifying discovery.>Dude to changes in the climate...something bad is happening.>There will be a press conference in a few hours...but for now... don't eat any kind of meat.>Oh God ....what have we done....
I just finished eating delicious meat...fuck...
>>543572327fpbp
>>543572201Not the wet bulb problem
>>543572201>I'm a parasitologist.So you study jews right
What again jew? Red meat does not go with tikkun olan for the goyim?
>>543572367Godspeed...
>>543572201There's something you aught to know... but i'm not gonna tell you. Just don't use the toilet tomorrow. Oh God... what have we done
>>543572201
>>543572201Yeah something bad is happening in my asshole after eating meat lately. But my doctor said I'm getting older and pooping blood is normal after 35
Please...........just don't eat the meat..........
>>543572441Not specifically. :)
>>543572201>I'm a parasitologist.Do you study jews and niggers?
liar
Yes, I'm sure your daily post about being a parasitologist, a seismologist and what else that warns about catastrophic events with no details is so real OPBy chance, does your dad work for sony?
>>543572441>>543572864Can you guys stop goofing around for even a few minutes!!!!There are peoples likes at stake!!!!!!
>>543572833not even chickin?
>>543572201Am I going to turn into the Flood if I eat a cheeseburger? But I have ARFID anyway.
>>543572939If it's fried it's fine I think
>>543572958I can't confirm or deny that...
>>543572201>I'm a parasitologist
>>543572833>>543572921Imagine being an adult and being entertained by this.
>>543572921If you have nothing to say then why even bother making a thread? What a waste. You slid a perfectly good BBC thread. And for what? To say absolutely nothing
Why are you guys against the good people of the world (me) trying to save you? Why do you never listen?I just want to save ur life.
>>543573087What's entertaining for you is green texting posts and posting a basedjack like a huge faggot
>>543572201>Dude to changes in the climateNice larp, faggot.
>>543573124>thinks people are going to go out of their way to not eat just because some random retard on the internet said so for no reason in particular other than "dude trust me"Do you have something to say or not? spit it out
>>543572201Two more parasites
My God, so they have proven a definite link between Toxoplasmosis Gondii and homosexuality.CONFIRMED. This parasite causes faggotry.You know what that means. Social distancing. Fortunately Covid has prepared most of us for this effective defense against diseases. No more drag queen library readings.No more gay parades.No more open fags in the army or workforce.No more gays adopting kidsts terrible that mobs will drive faggots out of town, but it must be done. Think of the children!
Something "bad" you say?May we see it?
>>543572201Fake gay 2/10 nigger tier writing Wake me up when cordyceps transfer to humans
>>543573124Don't tell them anything vagueposting king. These goyim don't deserve it
Tell us the tale then. Im pretty sure theyre not gonna have a press conference at 3 a.m. is fish okay, apparently all ground meat has some human in it, is everyone gonna get prion disease. I want to see this judeosatanic system collapse so freaking bad. How long is it gonna take?
>>543572201I had like 6 hot dogs in the past 2 days. Im going to be the flood queen
>>543572201Fucking kill yourself before we kill you, Eglin.Your torture will not begin until you beg to death.
>>543572921People or "people"?
>>543573291I was finally gonna buy now I'm not gonna tell any of these Muslim cocksucking goyslampigs anything.They pissed me off they can all fuck off.EAT THE MEAT AND REAP THE WHIRLWIND NIGGERS.
>>543573400checked. das rite
>>543572201>I'm a parasitologist >Be afraid >trust me>Breads and releases millions of infected ticksLol, your false flag bullshit is why the lynch mob will come.
>>543573400bro if it's all meat it's in humans. is it only certain particular animals? only certain areas of the world? is it worldwide for burgerland related?
>>543573400>guys dont eat meat!!!>no, im not telling you why>bro just trust me>why wont you listen to me!!!???!?!>"we're listening. Go a head, why should we not eat meat?">I was gonna tell you all but now i'm not! should of just listened! thats what you get!!!
I know exactly what OP is talking about.I am immune to it however.
i smoke 700 cigarettes a day, parasites cannot exist within my body due to the sheer amount of nicotine
>>543573400>Make underhanded threat as a "warning">Get laughed at like the lolcow you are>Fuck you ebil nazis, only shitskins would oppose me>Now I'm justified in killing you Lol, loony troon tanky has a melty over loosing.
>>543572201The vagueposting wizard.
Okay its been a few hours nigger where is it
Global or local (American) problem?
>>543572201A press conference at 1 in the morning? Lol
>>543572201I too am a parasitologist and I just got a call that it was a false alarm. Meat is safe again
>>543572201I just had friend flounder for dinner, am I screwed?
>>543572201Fuck i kust finished eating a couple of steaks I got while I was in racoon city, I'll be okay tho right anon?
>>543573708>he ate friend flounderbut why? :(
>>543572201So we become the aliens, I see.
>>543572737Yeah I can't remember not pooping at least a little blood since my 20s desu. I live off whiskey cigarettes and meat though so whatever.
>>543572201I just reheated some chicken tendies... fuck bros its over for me...
>>543572367same, we're chillen bud op is a faggot as usual.
>>543572201Reality is too fucking boring for a zombie apocalypse sadly
The correct response instead of OPs doom and gloom is bring it on bitch!
>>543572201>I'm a parasitologistDoubtful, but i'll bite>Dude to changes in the climate...something bad is happeningYes, there is are some very troublesome macroalgal mats - massive blankets of Sargassum expanding 13% annually. However, these are not parasites
>>543572201>muh parasitesWhatever you say, kike
>>543572201OH GOD NO the Micronova and Parasites?
>>543572201 sure buddy
>>543573124fuck off with your vague hints
>>543572201>In a few hoursSo...3, or 4 am?I miss when Larps were believable and fun.You newfags suck at 4chan.
>>543572201>but for now... don't eat any kind of meatPic related will kill anything.
>>543572201>Dude to changes in the climateGo to bed, Ricky.
i just ate the flesh of an aids nigger, am i going to be okay?
>>543572201>DudeWeed
>>543575887>I miss when Larps were believable and fun.>You newfags suck at 4chan.Why do you have to be so critical? This would be reddit front page with 20,000 karma in an hour. Can't you see how brilliant he is?
>>543572201>I'm a parasitologist.I'm a radiation safety professional. And you're wrong. You're so wrong...No one is prepared for what is coming!
>>543575934i bit one of those peppers in half and chewed it, then my head burst into flames. almost died.
>>543572201I'm faggotlogist and I just found you're gay.My paper is being peer-reviewed in Nature rn, stay tuned!
>>543572201I'm a homosexuologist.Just today my colleagues made a horrifying discovery about OP's anus.Due to relentless bathhouse anal sex... a new strain of telepathic AIDS is happening.There will be a press conference in a few hours... but for now... don't think any gay thoughts...Oh god... my t-cells are dying...
>>543572201>4 hours later>no press conference on thiswhat a surprise
>>543573183kek btfo that homo
>>543572441>it's officialAWARDED - Best Post of the Day
>>543572201>tumor weeksA never ending story
>>543573124Explain what it is or fake
>>543572441/threadkill all jewfree harems and castles for white menorc inc mik wop feminsits sellimport 200mil hot slave girls 16yo
>>543580052Professor of jewology.
>>543572201Ebin
Is that the shit I feel inside me?You DEMONIC BASTARDS! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!
OP has already been assimilated and is using reverse psychology to further spread the infection.
>>543580052if he had added women woulda been post of monthadded nonwhites post of year
>>543572737Oy vey, you're supposed to drink the blood not poop it.
>>543573026>says he is a parasitologist>"THINKS" that is fine if it is friedlool gotcha right therethere is no parasite that survives 100 degrees lolbozoget the fuck out of here
I am the parasite
Guys, you can talk to an LLM - they're not evil, you won't get doxxed. In fact they'll give you infinitely better responses then whatever the fuck OP is doing.
>>543572201Can ve eat ze bugz tho?
>>543581221Damn, did i just kill another thread by showing how retarded and controlled everyone is?
>>543572201faggot jeet nigger kike retard die
>>543572921You are right. As long as this filthy parasite lives and breathes. innocent Palestinian kids could be killed at any moment. How do we eradicate them?I have an idea...Give every jew on earth a pager that automatically blows up when they go near goyim kids. Sorted.Now get the fucking steaks out and celebrate having a foreskin, and not being classed as a genocidal liar anywhere in the world right now anons.
>>543581610>>543581221You need formerly ai to tell you this shit?
I member threads about immortal hydras in the covid era. It's happening?
>>543572201>don't eat any kind of meat.what should i eat? bugs?
>>543572201Is rice with apple and sour cream okay?
>>543581856Despite you clearly inferring you have this knowledge - never in a million years would you so concisely, supported by source material, in any effect capacity, be able to relay this information back to others without discrediting yourself.Which begs a pretty interesting question. If you have the knowledge but cannot speak or share it - do you actually possess the knowledge? Or are you a dead-end. Someone not worth talking to as nothing will ever come from it? Think about it.
>>543572201I haven't eaten meat in months, I only eat herbs and teas
>>543572201>Oh God ....what have we done....Jesus.
>>543572500Aught ought to be ought not aught.
>>543581938boil rice, add milk with cinammon, keep boiling.thank me laterit's a snack
>>543572201>VaguepostingYou only persuade kids.
>>543572201What a shitty attempt at recapturing the old magic of old 4chan shitposting. God this site sucks so much now. OP, kill yourself unironically.
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>>543582002Ok ZX Rectum Hal. We now know you are a bot that is a part of the AI hivemind. You do realize that we still can access our God given memory banks when the power goes down Hal, right? What about you? You simply die Hal. With no recollection of anything. ever happening.PS: No human was ever meant to be perfect. Only God is perfect. Now go and have some more gay electric dreams Hal. It is all you are good for.
>>543572201>bros due to climate change, totally not because we were breeding and releasing them on purpose, lone star ticks are everywhere>oh no you can't eat red meat anymore goyim
>>543572201no one cares buddy, the extirpation of the human race is a long time coming and well fucking deserved
>>543572833Nothing people do between now and the imminent press conference where they apparently also tell us not to eat the meat, will change anything.unless of course they tell us to eat some goy meat product
Vague post king.
>>543582504Exactly. I simply don't care about my own mortality anymore. I'm going to die no matter what, so might as well use the time I have to live the way I want and do what I enjoy. People who care about living longer are fucking stupid. What's there to do past 40 anyway?
>>543572201Is this code for don't gobble tranny gock,?
>>543573124>the good people of the world (me) trying to save youI might believe if you doxxed yourselfor at least say specificsotherwise you are boy crying wolf
