We're almost completely surrounded by Amerifriends except for the Atlantic Ocean which they monitor anyway. I bet the rest of the world is so jealous of us. We are completely insulated and protected by Amerifriends. Everyone wants to be around Americans and we get to do it all the time. Our safety and comfort is guaranteed forever.
Canadian miggers really do just hate themselves
>>543572317Glad to be your neighbor fren!
>>543572317I love you.
It's true!
>>543572511>>543572570Gonna break character for tonight and admit I really like USA and Americans and hope everything works out well for them and that we stay friends.
>>543572317>guess the pajeet
>>543573006My boss was a Canadian. You guys aren't as bad as the media makes out. You're alright.
>>543572317i feel bad because canada sucks so fucking much now and we are a really shitty neighbour when we should be a really friendly neighbour who is extremely grateful for geography allowing us the peace and security we enjoy
>>543572317Trump's big flop on Greenland means Canada is allowed to build bases there too. The Arctic belong so Canada.
>>543573833imagine jeets in greenlandi wonder if we'll have to color the ice cap brown on maps from all the liquid shit
>>543573873They don't like the cold and wild animals kill them.They stick to the shitty cites.
>>543574101>NIG-GERMANkek...
Love burgers very much. I won't let politics get in the way of our friendship. I'll also defect the first second I get a chance.
>>543573833>Trump's big flop on Greenland means Canada is allowed to build bases there tooNot a flop when they know we'll in some fashion be a part of the USA in ~10 years.
>>543572317You're loved too, America's coonskin cap that conceals a flask of maple heaven.
>>543575006>Number of US invasions my family survived: 2Let's try for three.
>>543575280Fuck off Ontario Nigger. Ontario and East can be spun off to be Jeet Canada and you can continue to be ruled by faggots.
This thread is so gay, if was my appendix telling me this I would slap him.
About to make a trip for a few weeks down South, gonna drive along the entirety of the Western States.Death to Eastern Canada, God bless.
>>543572317The main thing we forget is that we're not a barren desert country, if they bomb us they destroy the natural resources and related infrastructure they desperately want to take, and now their soldiers are all incompetent browns that are there to "do my 4 years n get bennies" so a ground invasion would be far too slow and bloody, by nature of the situation were already at standstill.
>>543573833We usually tag along anyway America gos even if its just like 1 or 2 guys. We've got people on most America bases.
>>543572317Once the brainlet orange zognigger is gone and all the miggers are powerless, Canada and the US can go back to being best pals again and everything will be sweet.
