(YOU) ARE NOT A FATTIEWAR.GOV/JOINTHEFIGHT(YOU) ARE NOT A TRANNIEWAR.GOV/JOINTHEFIGHT(YOU) ARE NOT A BEARDOWAR.GOV/JOINTHEFIGHT(YOU) ARE NOT A WIERDOWAR.GOV/JOINTHEFIGHT(YOU) ARE NOT A WIMPWAR.GOV/JOINTHEFIGHT(YOU) ARE NOT A RADICALWAR.GOV/JOINTHEFIGHT(YOU) ARE A WARRIOR!!! WAR.GOV/JOINTHEFIGHThttps://x.com/PeteHegseth/status/2105482132357591389
Why don't we send the Jews first
>>543573569Hegseth is a radical and an alcoholicHe should only be in charge of a tank crew if the actual commander dies first
>>543573569isnt that guy an alcoholic?
I like how he wasn't sure whether the "-do" plural needs an "e" or not so he just did it both ways
>>543573569Just straight white men have to die in wars for jews.
>>543573569>all the best people to the front lines!Great, well done
>>543573569Let's see.Fatties, checkTrannies, check (there's still a few they haven't thrown out)Weirdoes, checkWimps, checkRadicals, check.
>>543573569Hey! I've seen this one before
>Alcoholics and beastiality OK!
>>543573763*all the best white people to the front lines!*there its corrected now.
>>543573569So then if you want to evade the draft they're going to implement:>No fattiesBe overweight>No tranniesClaim you're a tranny>No beardosHave facial hair>No weirdosHave autism and/or act neurotic>No wimpsBe skinny>No radicalsMake unhinged extremist comments
>no beardosHigh-t alpha male spec ops warfighters won't like this one. What are they going to buy id they can't spend their zogbucks on duke canon grooming products and dude wipes?
>>543573569Honestly I hope Pete Hegseth sends me to die in some trench somewhere. Fuck it I'm ready. Send me, Pete.
(YOU) dont have foreskinOBEY your master soulless golem
>>543573679>>543573644What's with everyone's stick up the butt about American patriots who like to drink alcohol? Alcohol is great.
>>543573569>No fattiesWell that leaves out most of the trump chuds
>>543574161I VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE I WANTED A DRAFT TO KILL SHITSKINS0) FINISH THE WALL!!!1) Use ICE to do the draft, they're popular and any anti-ICE argument can be drowned with "70% of voters voted THREE TIMES for ICE to deport illegals including draft dodgers!"2) Pay spics Trump deported for each white they deport back to the US, radicalize them by showing them how happy and in-favor whites were of their suffering. Afterwards, apply the same model to everyone else.3) Pay pro-white celebs to drown white whinners with their screams about "whites are not invaders, we're pioneers and settlers"4) Kill anti-draft faggots by using Pretty Good memes :D
>>543574349ITS GONNA BE LIKE THE YANKEES
this guy deserves a public execution
>>543573569how is a "warrior" not "radical" in a civilization?
Sounds good I ain't gay
Anyone who uses the word beardo is absolute cringe
>>543573569>SEND ME
But hegseth is a fatty, is he resigning?
>>543573569>warriorsLol. That's so pathetic. He's trying too fucking hard to be badass.
>>543573569That reads like a cornells frat boys list of sexual preferences in women
>>543576907How are these demands not radical?
>>543573711Checked, but his stenographer, Shackqueesha, actually typed it in.
>>543573569why no beards?!
>lol
>>543577526POLEECE THAT MOOSTACHE
>>543573569This fag's obsession with how other men look and how high their hormone levels are comes of as really gay.
>>543575188alcohol inhibits your decision making and reflexes. that's definitely not something the guy in charge of your military should be struggling with
>>543573569Based. I failed the first, so I'm safe. The rest of whites can go in my place instead hehe. Good job Hegseth!. Send all the whites!
>>543573569I'm a fatty beardo so I can't go, sorry Pete.
>tfw beardo, weirdo, and fattyHave fun in Iran and or Russia!