HAPPOONING - somebody breaks into homes of members of parliament in Finland and shits in their toilets and won't flush.KRP (finnish FBI) is investigating these cases but it is done by professional lock picker as there is no other visible sings of break in.Names of politicians whose toilets have been used is not yet publicly told but there is multiple cases.More shit later.
Finnish reporter remembers similar case happened to him when he was reporter in China.
The Finnish Toilet Pouncer Strikes Again!
>>543584907The Chinese Toilet Pouncer Strikes Again... The Clog Thickens!
more than ten casespapers speculate is this the russian hybrid attack we've been waiting
well you can rule out indians
>>543585058Lmao>Time for Article 5 boys, we can't let Putin keep put'in' shit in our toilets. How does he do it?!?!?
>>543585058their message would be on carpet and drips on floor to the door and shit smeared doorhandle
cases span over multiple political parties not clarified thought, also break in attempts says SUPO (finnish CIA)
>>543584734the poost man shits twice
>>543584734This is peak clown world but of the rarely funny way. Whoever is doing this is fucking based.
>>543585741Supo is more like the KGB than the CIA
Prime minister speculates that this is attack from a another country
>>543585850CIA is the KGB of US
>>543584734probably ziggers you should activate article 5 or at least send secret service to shit the putin's loo
The Diapers are finally coming off
>>543584734It's the Poopin' Bandit, I knew he was really.
President says unflushed toilets are attack against democracy
>>543585929Protip the CIA won't find your shitters
I bet these politicians are taking the dumps themselves to false flag and to gather sympathy. Fuck these assholes.
>>543584734UH OH STINKY
>>543585981Really what?
>>543586071true because it's the soviet zombies who did itthis poopening case is the current thing in news cycle in Finland
>>543584734Tell the culprit to shit in their mouths when they're asleep instead.
>>543584734Now THIS Is bio-terrorism I support.
>>543586220it would be funny if they start ww3 because of this shithistory books will be like "shit hit the fan because someone forgot to flush in Finland"
>>543584734Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, underground military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated.
I hope that reminds those assholes that they're not invincible and they halt importing shitskins and start deportations ASAP
Don't tell me this is the serious long term security threat the parliament was briefed on.
>>543586220likelyif it were real, why shit in the bottom of the toiletif you're doing this maliciously, you've gotta go for the less obvious, more insidious upper decker
>>543584734
This fucking hilarious if it's indeed somebody taking shit in their toilet.I doubt it's Russia, it must be some based mad man.
>>543586574it is
>>543586700Sound like a madlad, like sending a message that if they intend to shit on peoples figuratively, then I shit on your stuffs literally. Fair transaction really.
>>543584907It better have not been a reverse-kanga, coz only aussies are allowed to do reverse-kangas!
>>543586700it could be just someone who knew apparently old habit of spy agencies and wanted to make epic trollI doubt that it is found out who did it because people tend to automatically flush the toilet when they see shit on it and careful shitter may have cleaned other prints of himself from the housenew security instruction was sent to MPs to call 911 immediately if there's unflushed toilets in their home
sori, piti ne assburgerit jonneki heittää
>>543587077someone will get paid to recreate the crime scene at least in their mind and notes but which way peperator sitted is still classified obviously in case of reverse kanga amount of suspects is significally lowered
>>543584734I have a vague memory of something similar in Sweden, decades ago.
>>543585046KekArticle 5 now
>>543586632Based upper Decker knower.
>>543587510shit happens
>>543586632politician's toilets are probably these nicer wall mounted ones, you need some equipment to leave an upper decker
>>543584734WHY HALLA-AHO THAR FAGGOT
It was the ghost shitter of Kiev
>>543586446>it would be funny if they start ww3 because of this shitCarlos, my nigga
stench is winding down it is still top news but no new information
>>543586446>it would be funny if they start ww3 because of this shitww3 began the moment Dominion failed to steal the 2016 election for the globohomo candidate cankles
>>543584734holy based
its clearly his own turds and wants the press to publish images of them so he can show off
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung
>>543584734I have reliable anonymous sources that can confirm the perpetrator was not Indian.
>>543584734Seems like the Finnish deep state is sending them a message, one written in brown ink.
>>543584734>>543592958Honestly, if the glowniggers haven't done this to you, you don't belong on /pol/.
>>543584734This is old school cold war soviet russia tactics. They break into your house and leave a turd to show that they can enter your security at will and kill you if they want.They left the poop to tell you it could have been them sitting there instead. Its been documented. Its russia scaring finnish politicians.
A PHANTOM SHITTER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE.
>>543587574Damn, that is one powerful colon.
Det Som Engangstalking War
>>543587833KEK!!!
>>543587833
>>543584734Spooky dookie
Poltershciss
>>543584907Ninshitsu
>>543584734Ockham razor says it's simply them, just vax fog and vodka makes them forgetremember Biden telling Alzheimer will be rampant now?
Russian trickery.Still it's nice that members of parliament are reminded they are not untouchable.
>>543585840what a message. back in the day you'd get a dead rat by the door. how low have we sunk. also, imagine having to postpone your morning dump. well, if it's for a good cause. i bet their toilets are comfy and clean.
>>543585899State-sponsored poo attacks? We all know the prime suspect
