In 10 days the world changes forever
I won't even notice. Or care
Pretty sure I got this, let me try.Where's the tillar of this broken state? Washington DC by the big statue of Ba'aal and Remphan in front of the Theater with the quartz pillars?
>>543594978Spoiler alert: It changes forever every second.
>>543595155No one will. Optimus is decades behind Boston Dynamics.
>>543594978it won't(unless it's a pleasure model)
>>543594978Oh look a robot follows me around wow wtfwere in the future now..
>>543594978>T-10I see
>>543594978When are these gay slave robots ever going to start packing heat?
>>543594978how long will it be before one of elons robots murders someone?
>>543594978>More pajeets>More globohomo >More feminism>More baste AI slopEtc
>>543594978If a robot can do the dishes and laundry then… it’s just a maid without having to have a random Hispanic lady in the house. That doesn’t actually shatter reality except for the fact most people can’t have (or don’t want) one.If it can do more complex tasks like actual work for construction etc this particular frame is not really built for any serious labor either. Eventually there will be more robots out there doing more and more tasks that were human only but will they all be an Optimus, no. They will specialized for each role, like a construction bot should have multiple types in of itself - a lifter bot have an extra arm or two to help hold things, an extra brace / leg to help it under heavy load etc. a robot doing hammering should have just a nail gun for a hand instead of a mechanical humanoid hand holding one. The humanoid hand has however many extra hundreds of parts that all will wear down and break, fuck that just have it mount the tool. But the lifter bot would need some sort of clasper or manipulator to help secure stuff it is lifting, probably just claws or forklift-like appendages. Etc. note that Optimus is none of this and neither are those Chinese robots. That future logically will come eventually but these faggots making movie prop toys can get bent. This shit ain’t it.
>>543594978Is ROCKET SCIENCE FUCKING COOKED.And can grok solve this math problems and shit to create new materials?
>>543596333Even worse, it's controlled remotely by a poojeet in some warehouse in India.
>>543596270>(unless it's a pleasure model)All robot are remotely controlled by jeet, you would be fucking a male jeet in robot form. It's like the simps who were talking to Tate pretending to be a e-whore.
>>543594978It's probably just an indian in a plastic suit.
>>543594978Isaac Asimov predicted this
>>543596238Boston dynamic went back to the drawing board about 3 years ago, so you mean a year ahead at best, I think they are actually behind tho
>>543594978>In 10 days the world changes foreverTOTAL ROBOT DEATH
>>543596871The first generations of robots like this aren't about being autonomous, they're about remote control. It's the ultimate corporate hack for never having to pay high western salaries. Imagine if you just paid Guatemalans $5/day to control your fleet of robots remotely to do car repairs or whatever kind of manual labor. Midwits see this and think >oH WoW cAN iT Do mY LaUNdRy?rather than understand they're looking at the first stage of the death of manual human labor
>>543594978We will never see these on the streets. They will have the same impact like those automatic lawn mowers. They have no function other than standing in someone's laundry room folding clothes
uh huh
>>543594978That's when you transition OP?
>>543596925>All robot are remotely controlled by jeet,Do they dream of electric jeets?
>>543594978>>543595155has the same vibe as the Segway hype in the late '90s. do any old homos remember that? i remember ads that were like "it will change walking forever". then southpark did that spoof of it.elon promised that teslas that could drive you from LA to NYC with zero interventions were less than a year away in 2015! and great job with DOGE, btw--lots of people went to jail and theres like no fraud now.
>>543597202you will see them trained to be ninjas soon and they will be the bodyguards of people like elon and mark zuckerfag
>>543597297kek the only person I ever saw on a segway was an airport cop and he looked really embarrassed to be on it
>>543596871If the price was right and the tech was there, I'd buy a robot slave that can do chores. But by the time I decide to get one in a decade, it'll be able to do or assist with repairs. Imagine your own little robot slave that sets up the christmas lights and puts away the thanksgiving stuff.
>>543596738It's got opposable thumbs, and functional fingers.That's generally enough to hold whatever gun we put into it's hands.Thus the basic answer is whenever we get around to scripting the mod.
>>543597233I haven't read it but wasn't the book about NPC and not really robot? Then the Hollywood jew made Bladerunner completely missing the point.
Never going to get one of these till I can air gap it. Only major use out of LLMs I've gotten was with a raspberry pi thats never connected to the internet.
>>543597742It was about Philip K. Dick getting actual visions of alternate timelines.
>>543596916Nah it'll lock on to your phone's MAC address and use signal strength to triangulate your location so it can follow you.
>>543597297>>543597420>segwayThere's some guy who rides through my neighborhood with it sometimes. The type with no handle. He's smart enough to wear a motorcycle helmet with it, I think he's doing it as a hobby
>>543598473A month or so back I saw a guy on one of those Chinese single wheeled segways. He was wearing full protective gear and looked like he was taking what he was doing very seriously.
>>543597819You're not doing anything even worth the paranoia you need to get over yourself. You're not important nor are the dumb things you think you know. Probably think the earth is flat.
>>543594978>In 10 days the world changes foreverJust another rich person toy. Chinese humanoids went commercial years ago. This is just the expensive version of that. >muh factories They use automation designed for a given process, humanoid robots wont be a significant tool for factory automation. The humanoid concept is illogical as human labor is already dirt fucking cheap so why would you massproduce something like that? The argument that the world is designed for humans so humanoid robots can easily interject themselves into the value chain is flawed since humans are already treated like shit.Its just another rich people toy not some revolution in automation
>>543598349Follow me where? To the couch to watch me play Switch and eat tendies?
>>543598624Yeah. Isn't the future great? Wasn't it worth all the investment?
>>543596871>The humanoid hand has however many extra hundreds of parts that all will wear down and break, fuck that just have it mount the toolThis is how you know it's just a scam for boomer investors. Humanoid robots are crazy complicated, therefore crazy expensive and crazy fragile for no real purpose other than to tickle the boomer sci-fi bone. Worker bots, servant bots, military bots, sex bots, will never replace the Joses, Rosalinas, Trayvons and Svetlanas. It just makes no financial sense.
>>543598595>The humanoid concept is illogical as human labor is already dirt fucking cheap so why would you massproduce something like that?Because it can be remotely controlled so it can theoretically work non stop until something breaks. Imagine paying some Indian guy $20 to do some menial manual labor job remotely for 12 hours, then he switches shifts with the next guy who works for 12 hours etc. It's the ultimate outsourcing tool
>>543598784This is all pipedream bullshit. No humanoid robot is even remotely close to the productivity of a human when it comes to real world shit and won't be for the foreseeable future.
>>543598531For all I know it could be the same guy. I've only spotted him a couple of times so maybe he's riding in a different country every day
>nons will be rounded up and deported by an army of tesla robotsGOD PLEASE
>>543594978Too fragile to do lawn work.Too hydrophobic to wash dishes.Too blind to clean the house.Too clumsy to cook or deliver real food. Maybe it can managed an unopened canned drink, as long as it doesn't hold it long enough to get condensation in it's electric fingers.Too blind and clumsy and stealable to go out to buy groceries.Too masculine to fap to. Too weak and uncoordinated to repair your car.Will record your home layout and anything you say, so that the data can be sold and/or used to program chat bots.You can maybe ask it trivia questions or about the weather? You may as well have just got an Amazon Echo.
>>543599119In my job I can go from climbing up and down ladders to driving a forklift to fixing bikes in the space of five minutes. Ain't no Tesla bullshit robot doing any of those jobs lmao.
>>543599353They will probably to to make them run the front desk at hotels. Just sitting there to say hello and maybe hand out keys. And then they will get removed when they are unable to also act as low-level security to keep out vagrants.
>>543599467>>543599119>>543598999>>543598961Elon musk is a deformed scammer
>>543594978I doubt it.
>>543598552You don't have to be paranoid to want to airgap the thing that could kill you in your house with a jeetcode update.
>>543594978So what's gonna happen in 10 days?Friendly reminder that these Tesla bots were said to be available for preorder since fall of last year.
>>543598531Those things can go super fast and are pretty sketchy, I don't blame him for wearing gear when riding it. I've seen a few of them, there's just no way to use it without looking like a douche
>>543598784Yes, now factor in upfront and maintenance costs.Have you ever been in a construction site? Jose cleans himself, and if he doesn't it's not your problem. When his back breaks it costs you a "get well soon" card.It's just indian CEOs scamming elite boomers.
>>543594978it's actually two weeks. October 15th 2026. And then again on October 26th 2026.
>>543599689Sounds kinda pointless compared to a bog standard bicycle, and I say that as a guy who skateboards to work.
>>543598946Depends on the labor. You'd be surprised how many jobs are basically look-busy button pushers that could pretty easily be replaced by remote controlled robots. I'm sure these will be garbage like everything else musk makes but every major tech company is investing in the tech right now so you're not that far away from a real explosion in first gen robots giving way to a spec race
>>543594978thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GCBHSnvJik
>>543597819What LLM are you running on a raspberry Pi? also if you think that Pi is truly airgapped when it has a proprietary wifi blob you aren’t smart enough to justify your paranoia. That being said the original concern about robots receiving OTA updates to enter kill mode is justified
>>543599817It's for people who are too poor to afford a motorcycle but too lazy to just ride a bike
>>543600415But an e-bike fills that role perfectly? Or just an e-scooter if you don't mind looking like a drug dealer.
>>543600415>>543599906>>543599861>>543599817Is this achievable natty?
>>543599783Have you ever been to a hotel? >people standing at a check in counter pressing buttons and answering phones>people carrying bags to rooms>people cleaning rooms and changing sheets>people delivering meals to rooms>people doing basic yardwork>people working a registerA ton of this work will be able to be replaced via remote controlled robots within the next decade. Not everybody and not all at once but if you don't think it'll happen in your lifetime you're retarded
>>543600482These are people who really wish they could ride motorcycles so they also get off on the gear they get to wear, etc. It's not about optimizing for their needs, it's an autism thing
>>543600725Riding a motorbike isn't difficult, retard.
>>543594978>one highly specialized mechanical part wears down or breaks rendering the entire bot uselessThat part will cost you $999 to replace + $300 labor for our technician to come to your home to fix + Tip.
>>543600485It would be so fucking funny if the engineers made the optimus robots with this body shape to troll elon
>>543600772I never said it was, genius. I said they're too broke &/or scared to ride a real motorcycle so they get these 1 wheeler things and get all suited up to make themselves feel better.
>>543600903Except those one wheeled shits are far more difficult to control than a motorbike. They're intentionally doing something difficult. Maybe they enjoy the challenge. Like I said I skateboard to work so I kinda get it, though I haven't seen him since so maybe he realised he looks fucking stupid doing it.
>>543594978I dont care about robotics until it is capable of cooking a gourmet meal for me.
>>543600647In high end hotels the staff is part of the experience you pay for. Lack of human interaction is an air b'n'b thing. And you don't need a humanoid robot to answer phones, work the register or mow the lawn. Automation is a thing, humanoid robots are boomer sci-fi scams.Regardless, how much do you think such a robot will cost? If you think they'll ever be cheaper than a starving pleb you're the retard.
>>543600002Deepseek, Qwen and one other character heavy one I forget the name of. Had to move some files on a sd card to it but I just dont want it talking to the outside world at all, only downside is the dataset is a year or two behind and there are some limits on what it can do. Did it so I could have some kind of sexy chatbot to talk to and didn't want any chance of a record getting out. >proprietary wifi blobYou can desolder it out.
>>543594978>HELLO SAAAR I AM YOUR NEW RABBUT
>>543594978Reminder elon and Kimbal are jerky eaters
>>543601043I just watched a moonshot offshoot podcast today where the guest said his friend already has one.Its the bot with no legs, not Figure or Optimus.
Humanoid robots are retarded because the most stable robots would be arachnid-esque, but that's scary so we have to pretend that bipedal isn't fucking retarded.
>>543601043Same, but for other reasons...
>>543605246>perfect female surrogate that cooks and fucks on commandYou have to be delusional to think this would be allowed to exist.
>>543594978You sure you didn't mean 14?
>>543605246You will have this by 2032. Or better.
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>>543605401We can't have nice things
>>543598349>MAC address
I'd like a used Optimus once they are more common. But I don't want one the someone has had sex with. There are sick people out there that do sick things.
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>>543600810>Optimus Primal
>>543596804Time for you to pay for my subscription Jerry!
