Jesus was basically a 10,000 IQ megamind trying to explain reality to grugs smacking rocks together
>>543597640>The most anthropologically inaccurate thing I’ve read all weekCongrats retard
>>543597709t. Grug
>>543597640Oh yeah? Then how come the Romans were able to domesticate dinosaurs and ride t-rexs around?
>>543598011Because Regulus sexually dominated the dinosaurs' king. Duh
>>543597808He only repackaged material. He was the Jordan Peterson of the Levant region.This makes you a midwit for your statement
>>543598126t. Grug
>>543597640Jesus was a narcissistic sociopath with delusions of godhood who threatened to torture people and screamed at fig trees
>>543599425Wait, what's this about a fig tree?
>>543599489He came across a fig tree that didn't have any fruit on it (because it was out of season), so he started screaming that he was going to punish it and curse it, leaving all his followers bewildered.It's one of those lesser known passages that gets ignored in favor of the flowery hippie image of a wise Jesus.
he had all the answers, we just didn't listenthat's on us bubba
>>543599926What the fuck. How have I not heard of this? What happens after he curses the tree? Which passage is it in?
>>543599926>Because it was out of seasonNo, a lot of fruit trees just don't produce, they didn't clone trees and specially take care of them back then the way we do to force fruiting and you'd just have trees that didn't produce, especially if he's just walking around and it's not an orchard.
>>543600025Matthew 21:18–22 and Mark 11:12–25.
>>543600137>>543599926Ok ok I was remembering the wrong one, I just looked it up.It was just him showing a miracle to them and also wanting figs. He then goes on to describe to disciples immediately after this how to do miracles.
>>543600025The fig tree is the Jews. They bore no spiritual fruit, and so he curses them to never again bear spiritual fruit. This is after he is rejected and pelted with stones by the Pharisees at the temple.
>>543600480>>543600137This is what they have to lie about, if they had any good points they wouldn't have to lie>He just said "may no one eat fruit from you again">And then he walks into the temple and denounces everyone there in the same way>And they see the fig tree is withered, he then explains how he did it and how to praySo here you have an extremely clear message and they can't manage to understand this, they think the story is about a fig tree. This is the thing where they quote one line from the story and refuse to show the rest, bro, we are talking about that one line specifically.
>>543600231>12 And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry:>13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.>14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.>15 And they come to Jerusalem: and Jesus went into the temple, and began to cast out them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves;>16 And would not suffer that any man should carry any vessel through the temple.>17 And he taught, saying unto them, Is it not written, My house shall be called of all nations the house of prayer? but ye have made it a den of thieves.>18 And the scribes and chief priests heard it, and sought how they might destroy him: for they feared him, because all the people was astonished at his doctrine.>19 And when even was come, he went out of the city.>20 And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree dried up from the roots.>21 And Peter calling to remembrance saith unto him, Master, behold, the fig tree which thou cursedst is withered away.>22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.>23 For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.Wow that's so weird. I wonder why they included all that nonsense about some stupid temple in between the stuff about the Very Important Fig Tree.
>>543600667It's the fig tree book on how to grow figs, that's why they call it the figgle.Obviously this story is about figs.
>>543600711This is too much for my grug brain. I need a fig
>Jesus and some kids playing on a roof>Zeno "slips" and falls off>he fucking dies>all the kids scatter like cockroaches>except Jesus>Zeno's parents rush in and are pissed>accuse Jesus of pushing him off>Jesus isn't having any of this Jewish bullshit>walks over to Zeno and resurrects him>Zeno gets up and testifies in Jesus's defense, saying it was an accident>...>Jesus playing in a puddle of water, minding him own business>the village scribe's son comes by and drains the water>Jesus is fucking pissed>turns to the kid and says, "YOU WILL WITHER LIKE A TREE">the kid's body shrivels up and is instantly dehydrated of all moisture and fucking dies>...>Jesus walking through town>innocent kid runs by and accidently bumped into him>Jesus get pissed and curses the kid>he fucking drops dead instantly>...>all the dead kids' parents come to confront Mary and Joseph for Jesus being a shithead>Jesus comes out of the house and faces the angry mob>curses them all and once, stricken with blindness and deafnesswhat in the actual FUCK was his problem
>>543597640https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7cYN2EuS0
>>543599425وَٱلَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا۟ وَكَذَّبُوا۟ بِـَٔايَـٰتِنَآ أُو۟لَـٰٓئِكَ أَصْحَـٰبُ ٱلْجَحِيمِ ١٠As for those who disbelieve and deny Our signs, they are the residents of the Hellfire.
>>543597640Christianity was the I AM doctrine veiled for the piscean age, a judeo-masonic concoction, specifically Jupiter and the Sun in Pisces. Islam was Venus in Pisces. For the aquarian age the I AM doctrine will be veiled under the guise of AI and other technological creations.Jesus = Je suis = Jeshua = Yah Weh = Jove = Jupiter = Zeus = Deus = I AMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZftML6pAv7E
>>543598126>He only repackaged materialWhat material? Given that much of what he taught has been lost to time, idk how you could even prove this.
>>543600859>magic lavahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpnW68Q8ltc
>>543597640I read recently about bicameral mind theory that basically before Christ there was not mentioned in sources thinking process, when after empathy and imagination starts surfacing in textsmaybe we got uplifted
>>543601059according to people who lie constantly and hate Jesus, Jesus sucks!
>>543599926How do people read this and not understand it as a parable?I really struggle to understand how people view the world of they consider the bible a literal text. I am Christian, but both the old and new testament are clearly a book passing down knowledge in the form of parables and stories.We do the same thing through popular media today. This was the popular media of it's time. It does not mean to say divinity or the trinity is not real, but to view the concept as a harry potter fantasy is just weird.I baka at you muggles.
>>543597640Everything that exists was built through him. If you read gospel of John it really shows that he is not of this world, that we are from earth and he is from heaven.Btw IQ is a meme.
>>543599425>>543599926I wonder why someone would try to misappropriate the story of Jesus throwing the bankers out of the temple...>>543600667
>>543601132وَٱلَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا۟ لَهُمْ نَارُ جَهَنَّمَ لَا يُقْضَىٰ عَلَيْهِمْ فَيَمُوتُوا۟ وَلَا يُخَفَّفُ عَنْهُم مِّنْ عَذَابِهَا ۚ كَذَٰلِكَ نَجْزِى كُلَّ كَفُورٍ ٣٦As for the disbelievers, they will have the Fire of Hell, where they will not be ˹allowed to be˺ finished by death, nor will its torment be lightened for them. This is how We reward every ˹stubborn˺ disbeliever.
>>543600940No Jesus is the son of Father God and Zeus is Satan.
>>543601321Zeus is not Satan. Jehovah is Satan, Jehovah is Set.
Jesus is Osiris; the Jews are the Synagogue of Satan, who is Jehovah, who is Set.
>>543600803Hey, we were all kids once.
>>543601276Jesus was a nigger and that's why Christians and Muslims go to hell.
They are the villains. They plotted evil. They will not exist. Their names will not exist.That trampled one, misery is in his face,the robber is being slaughtered, and perishing in the fire.
>>543601472No nigga. Its all made up suggested bullshit.Dont join the cargo cults.
>>543601688The Gods are real. Forever.
>There are Bodhisattvas who, coursing in the six perfections, have become Universal Monarchs. Having taken the perfection of giving for their guide they will provide all beings with everything that brings ease–food to the hungry, drink to the thirty. They will provide perfumes, garlands, ointments, medicinal powders, incense, beds, seats, asylum, homes, money, grain, jewels, pearls, gold, silver, coral, ornaments, and the means of life–until, having established beings in the ten ways of wholesome action, they are reborn among the gods of Brahma’s group, etc. to: up to the Highest Gods, and know full enlightenment in various Buddha-fields.
>>543598091You need the sexualnabuse to traumatize the child so you can program them
>>543601731No. The whole thing is a suggestion engine.You choose to believe in them so you observe a whirld they exist.
>There are Bodhisattvas who, simply through the production of the first thought enlightenment, fully know full enlightenment, turn the wheel of Dharma, and, having worked the weal of countless beings, enter into the realm of Nirvana which leaves nothing behind. Their good Dharma abides for an aeon, or more, after their attainment of final Nirvana.
>>543601688Cargo cults formed in the pacific because they saw an american guy wave a flag at an airstripe and a plane would appear to bring stuff. After the war the indegenous people thought that waving flags at airstripes make stuff come to them. They had been hoodwinked by tribes magician that told them he brings rain with his dance and fell for it again :)
>>543601964I am the Great God, the self-created.>Who is it? The Great God, the self-created, is the Watery Abyss, he is Nun, father of the gods. >Otherwise said: He is Re.I am he who created his names, Lord of the Ennead. >Who is he? It is Re who created his names and his members, it means the coming into existence of those gods who are in his suite.
>>543602107KILL ALL SCHIZOPHRENICS. so sick of your shit
>>543601136the change was supposedly the transition from the bronze age to the iron age, around 3000y ago
>>543602024You are limited your belief nigga.Freecarpenters are a cargo cult that has existed for like what 100 years? They just make up shit and *found* every symbol and the retards believe anything because they are in a cargo cult
>>543602145I am he who is not opposed among the gods.>Who is he? He is Atum who is in his sun-disk. >Otherwise said: He is Re when he rises in the eastern horizon of the sky.I am yesterday, and I know tomorrow.
>>543602107> enneadNeoplatonism, all consiousness is one stuff etc is occult garbage. The personality is to be honored, not erased. The chinese love this oneness stuff too.
>>543602252>... the Bodhisattva, the great being, who courses in the perfection of wisdom, having seen beings who are stupid and devoid of wisdom, who are devoid of either mundane or supramundane right views, who teach that actions have no karmic result, who teach nihilism, annihilation, eternity, and oneness, otherness or bothness, he should thus consider: >'Thus will I practise the perfection of wisdom that, when I have won full enlightenment, in that Buddha-field those beings shall not have those faults, and that they shall become inconceivable'. When he courses thus, the Bodhisattva, the great being, fulfills the perfection of wisdom and comes near to full enlightenment.
>>543602198Im talking about the name "cargo" was joined in with the cult historically imo.
>>543602336Are you from a subcontinental Asian background?
>>543602582No, Irish/Mediterranean, but my blood type is B-.
>>543602222>What does it mean? >As for yesterday, that is Osiris. >As for tomorrow, that is Re on that day in which the foes of the Lord of All were annihilated and his son Horus was made ruler. It is the day of the ‘We Remain’ festival.
>>543602697Whats up with the Rh negative theory stuff? Hoax, true, or truth mixed with lies as usual?
>>543597640No.
>>543602697Has B- any historical meaning? Gypsies tend to have it frequently, a person i know also with a knack for spiritual stuff. It may be a coincidence.
>>543602955Truth mixed with lies. It's real, but what it "means" depends on how much you know about Atlantis... so good luck with that.
>>543602403No nigga asked.This nigga knows.All niggas here know what a cargo cult is.What niggas dont get is that free carpenters are a cargo cult.
>>543603071I think it's more common in Central Asia. Very rare blood type... stars are more important than blood, anyway
the prefix "Atl" isn't Greek, by the way. Plato didn't come up with that, nor did the Egyptians.
>>543600652So the fig tree withered because it believed what the rabbi said to it?
>>543597640The Prophets and Disciples were all schooled in the ancient teachings of Atlantis - these were the people who built the global megaliths in the pre-deluge era.
>>543603081Book name?
>>543605967Ok i see ancient atlantic
>>543600711>the figgle El oh el
