And if you are under 18, no muscle milk for you.
>>543600391Californishits deserve everything they get. They deserve much, much worse actually but here we are.
>>543600391what about plastic spoons?
>>543600499I can't disagree with anything you posted anon
>>543600391>state-enforced twink modehot carl
>>543600391no one gives a fuck about californians
>>543600800They want the boys hot and ready, unfortunately
>>543600391How much of a flex (no pun) would it be if cops stopped you and were like>yo bro, you been hitting the gym? Using some creatine powder? We’re gonna need to see some IDLmao
>>543600391>And if you are under 18, no muscle milk for you.Seems reasonable.
>>543601245I shit you not, I had a bunch of Caliwali pigs toss my car looking for an excuse at 2am coming back from the gym. They found three unopened 10 pound bags of ON Gold Standard Whey and started asking me about my workouts. This literally happened, I have the body camera footage. This state is dead.
>>543601444This is absolutely hilarious If you are serious then you should post this somewhere. It would be big and viewed everywhere depending on how you edit it and where you share it
>oi you got a loicense for that protein m8
>>543600391The future is fat, retarded, gay, and brown.Funny that they think they're going to start a war and get people to fight for this.
They'll have a special tax on dietary supplements soon enough
>>543601591It 100% happened, but not worth doxxing myself online. Pigs were looking for guns and drugs per their statements, but instead they got to hear that I workout a lot. They got mad and left without finding anything because I'm lawful neutral. Props to the old Hispanic cop who came along in the second car and kept trying to turn it into a DUI investigation. He wasn't wrong, I was on that pre-workout.
>>543600391>genuine muscle milk>no milk>not even real vanilla>artificial sweeteners instead of sugaramerizog culture is pathetic
>>543600391its literally onions waste biproduct, it shouldnt even be sold to humans
>ID to buy muscle buiding shakes>HECKIN TRANSPHOBIC AND A HATE CRIME TO ASK FOR ID TO BUY HRT!!Just send that state to the bottom of the sea holy shit!
>>543600391just buy eggwhites
>>543601930Anyone else could make this post, but you are likely deep frying something in the kitchen as you type>with no salt either
>>543600391You shouldn't be allowed to call your product milk if it contains no milk
>>543600391
>>543601444>>543601888Fuck it, I'm checking my own trips of truth
>>543602082Then what would you call almond milk?
>>543601320Age control for muscle milk? Why?
>they're turning the dudes into femboyslol
>>543602243I'd call it what it is nut water
>>543602243Got him there
>>543602284>ABSOLUTE TWINK SUPREMACYt. a gay pedo with AIDS
>>543602337Fun fact: Japan solved this issue by always clarifying what kind of milk it is. Cows milk is is called cow milk. Onions milk is onions milk. And so on.
>>543600391How is California so bad? They joined the EU or something?
I'm in northern caliwali and I wasn't aware of this. What's the reason for it?
>>543600391FOR BODYGUARDSBY BODYGUARDS
>>543602895Protein is bad for you, or something, idk honestly. At least that's what the cult told me that only fed me gruel.
>>543602284>Age control for muscle milk?There isn't any.. I don't understand why people think anything/everything with protein is now suddenly banned for kids. That's not even what the law says or is looking to stop. It's directly looking to stop a kid from buying the scam level BS that screams how you too can lose weight taking this pill or Turbo Shredder 900 to get huge. and even the lowest level gas station weight loss pill scam can still skirt this law but removing weight loss on the label and saying energy or whatever. Yet they will not bother being they making their money off clueless adults. >(1)Dietary supplement for weight loss or muscle building means a dietary supplement, as defined in 21 U.S.C. 321(ff), that is labeled, marketed, or otherwise represented for the purpose of achieving weight loss or building muscle
>ID to buy muscle building shakesWhy would a teenage be into that stuff? Aren't they too busy downing fucking Energy Drinks and shit?
Like a kid could afford protein shakes kek
>>543602128
>>543605231Why lie anon? The standard is "maintain muscle." All protein products say that they maintain muscle, BECAUSE THATS WHAT PROTEIN DOES.
>>543600391That thing has a really gay name
>>543602219Based
>>543607192Yeah, it does sound like a euphemism for cum
>>543607137
>>543600391Less goyslop for children is bad because?
>>543600391Californians are probably so frail from years of weed and onions consumption that a boy who drinks protein shake could one shot them with a single punch, muscles is essentially a weapon in a place like that so makes sense they restrict them.
>>543607607>goyslop>whey proteinwhat did he mean by this?
>>543602284Because OP made it up.>>543602082Dairy trade groups actually sued over this. But did not win. Stuff like coconut milk had been known as such for too long already.
>>543607782The saddest part of that is the California was paradise on earth up until the 60s
If you're curious, but don't want to suck dick this stuff is exactly how semen tastes.
>>543607965>Because OP made it up.>https://legiscan.com/CA/text/AB2030/id/3460802Imagine that, OP did not in fact make it up.
>>543607859>whey proteinThat's not what is in your picrel though. Why are you playing dumb? Is there whey protein in it? Yes, mayhaps, but there is also plenty other crap added, therefor, goyslop. No wonder americans are so fat.
>>543600391Source?
>>543609375>Okay it is whey protein but so whatThe lament of the Nord
>>543609455AB 2030
>>543609455https://lowenthal.asmdc.org/sites/lowenthal.asmdc.org/files/2026-08/AB2030_Lowenthal_Fact_Sheet_2026.pdf
>>543600391>Contains no milk / Includes milk protein.Schrödinger's Milk
>>543600391Enforced faggotry
>>543609779Dr milkless and mr no milk
>>543609818The state that wants to make it legal for school teachers to secretly give your male children estrogen also wants to make protein powder illegal for those same male children.How deeply peculiar.
>I Can't Believe It's Not Milk!
>>543600391its cali, you can just steal it and nothing will happen
>>543610030Technically true.
>>543609951jews want a lesser than even playing field
>>543600391>be me>in SoCalThis literally can't be true. I buy pro series MM at self checkout every two weeks. If it had an age limit, the machine wouldn't let me ring it up. For example shoe glue or alcohol will automatically set off the screen lock and siren light for the cuckshier to come check me.
>>543610646You are going to be in for a surprise the next time you try to buy it.
>>543600391>25G for 400mlThat’s a scam anyway, just buy two pints of milk
>>543610782Oh shit, it was passed in a bullshit bill in september that was lobbied for by nutritional shake companies. Jews jewing jews out of money and disguising it as for muh children again. Story as old as semitism.