In my country people started calling Mcdonalds American embassy.
>>543605840You eat rotten cabbage tho
>>543605991Saurkraut is fermented cabbage
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>>543606057Same thing
>>543605840Makes sense. I’ll allow it.
Das rite
>>543605840This is the pinnacle of German humour and it's pathetic.I can imagine him snorting to himself as he typed this,as if this was an absolute spirit bomb of a comment,and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language"schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung" before falling into acoughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him.
>>543605840kys
>>543606104You sound mad, what's up thirdiemutt
>>543605840We don't think about you after 1945.
>>543605840There is a 1/8 chance your next meal is coming from the American embassy then as 12.5% of all food sold in Germany comes from mcds
>>543605991>>543606126Americans pickle and ferment a lot of stuff. From bread to eggs.How come mutts don't even know their own culture?
>>543607362Shut the fuck up, monkey. Calling McDonalds the american embassy is funny, and we do it too sometimes.Germans are funny, it is just that they come out very dry.
>>543607493No one here has even hears of pickled eggs or bread. The American diet is coffee for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch and handfuls of cereal inbetweens swigs of milk from the gallon whilst standing over the sink for dinner
>>543607493Sourdough and pickles are good. Sauerkraut is gross. Simple as.
>>543605840in 1954 US government forced Germany to take in turks. you dont even have a country.
>>543605840>my countrythe country the communists allowed to you invade so you could subvert and destroy it's culture, or the shithole your family escaped from, lil bro(wn)?
>>543605840do euromutts have any personality outside obsessing over superior americans
>>543605840There was an american leftie schizo who moved to finland to espace the orange retard and he made a YouTube about it. his neighbors called him Ronald McDonald and he was super butthurt about it.
>>543605840You’re just jealous your country can’t mobilize a Burger King anywhere in the world at a moments notice
>>543605840Bill Limburg with a superimposed American flag: Oh hey, we've decided that you are going to give up your industrial capacity.Milton with superimposed German flag: but I am allowed to have an industrial capacity so long as I make high quality, high tech items, and --L: Yeeeahh, so that's what's going to happen. Also we're going to pretty much gut your energy.Milton: But I need that energy for my industry!L: Yeah, so, whenever you could get that done would be great.Milton: I'm going to -- I'm going to -- I'm going to -- I am going to satirize you with a failed fast food brand.
>>543605840In my country we can have human enemies in our video games. How're your robot enemies, krautuck?
>>543605840Because it is. They are allowed to act as a defacto embassy for Americans abroad.
>>543605840>startedDamn, you guys took 4 decades to copy stupid Arab jokesThe memes about you guys lacking in humor are legit lol
>>543605840Yea that tracks
>>543610399>In my country we can have human enemies in our video games. How're your robot enemies, krautuck?Wait, no shit? No human enemies in German videospielen? Kek.
>>543605840Yeah well McDonalds is the number one fast food restaurant in GermanyDont act like you are somehow above it
i know if i go to your countries where i will be safeour borger embassy
also i'm fat and retarded
>>543607580You’ve clearly never been to the south we eat pickled eggs and sausages (as well as pig feet and snouts if you are a nasty nigger)
>>543611336Oh no anon. It's still an arab joke, it's just now Germany is full of arabs.
>>543607566stfu newfag
