I’m drunk and I’ll believe anything you say
>>543613070There is no shadow government anywhere.Countries are just run by retards. They fuck up because they can't govern for shit.
>>543613070They don't want you to know bigfoots are real.These are the same people that didn't know a gorilla existed until 1947.
Humanoid reptilians run the world
>>543613201yeah plus Russia is totally not conquered by the Chabad Mafia it's not shadow if they don't even try to hide
The gender war is manufactured by mass media to divide us and drive down birth rates
>>543613070There is a Jew printing money under every bank anywhere in the world
>>543613070>>43018114thoughts?
>>543613070jeets are a weapon of mass destruction unleashed on the west by subterranean albino jews. they’re planning a hostile takeover from the surface dwelling reptilian kikes, who traditionally use niggers and sandniggers to control western nations.
>>543613070A nigger has his tongue in my anus right now
Beeps is the language of the robot overlords
>>543613390>>543613070sunuvabitch>>>/x/43018114
>>543613070/pol/ actually is one person
Im a Burley bear who lives in San Francisco and met up with bibi Netanyahu through grindr last year. He oyed my vey :D
>>543613070You ate breakfast this morning.
>>543613070make sure to say hello to your parasites and the morgellons they are injecting you with.
>>543613552I look like this
>>543613577You do not look like this.
>>543613201Arguable. I would say there is no global shadow government, it’s rather a few cabals controlling everything. Sometimes they are aligned, sometimes not. Retards are still allowed to rule though, at least until they are not going against the cabal plans.
it really is socioeconomic factors
>>543613070The DEEP STATE is stopping Trump ftom a war against Iran. The DEEP STATE is stopping whites from doing to Iranians what we did to native Americans
>>543614037Nice try Moshe
>>543613070jews
>>543613070 It was 17. May yesterday. Norway’s national day.For most people, that day is all about parades, happy children, the marching bands, flags, icecream, hot dogs, national people costumes, all the fake smiles, champagne breakfasts and all that national pride crap.For me that day is a pure hell and I hate everything about it. I hate the "hipp hipp hurra" and all that nonsense. I stayed home. And then my brain did the thing it always does. It always comes up with some very wild, mostly lustfull ideas.I suddenly wondered what it would be to pee like a woman. How it would feel to have the urine exit from a soft, gentle place, instead of the usual long meat stick that I'm equipted with.So then I took my Flehslight, Creampuff, and slid my dick in it from the back. Or "Reverse-mounted" it on my dick..And I pissed. Through her soft, silicone vagina. It was abesluptly amazing. I was so happy.Not in a sexual way (at tfirst time) but like a strange spiritual realignment. It came out like a stream of femininity. I stood there, mesmerized. I felt graceful. Happy and elightfull. Like a silicone priestess of golden urin).Then I did it again. And again and again.. many times. My largest problem was that I didn’t have enough pee. So I started chugging beers just to even piss more. I basically got drunk because I was trying to piss like a woman aver and over again.And that’s when the night spiraled out of control.Somewhere in my golden haze, then I got this dumb idea that it would be a good idea to me to go out to town. Half of Norway is drinking tonigh.I havent been out in ages! And specialy not on May 17th. But now, beer in my head and holy piss in my heart, I felt that the day had come. I showered, dressed up, hit the town, and kept drinking like I was out with friends.At some point, I ended up at a urinal in a packed bar, completely shitfaced. And then it happened. I turned to the guy next to me and said:"I pissed out of a vagina today! Ha-ha"
>>543614308>>543613070He blinked. "What, do you mean, into one?”"No, out of one"! I said proudly.I explained the whole setup. My very own reverse Fleshlight invention. I told him about the pissing, the sensation. The spiritual rebirth when I felt like a woman urinating.And this dude just complely LOST IT! (Laughing)We stumbled back out, and suddenly I had a group of new drunk friends. For the first time in like forever, I was in a bar, surrounded by people, laughing and felt like I belonged, having a real good time. I proudly told all of them the stories of pussy-pissing, arms waving like a fucking pissing prophet. People were laughing very hard. I thought they were laughing with me. Hanging on to every word. Cheering with me.More people joined us. I thought we were starting a movement. I dubbed us the piss apostles. Amazing. Best night ever.A guy I met then told me they probably weren’t laughing at the idea. They were laughing AT me. Because I pissed through a Fleshlight and called it spiritual. I got sad and went home. I did have fun, but that comment stuck with me. For the first time in about six month I had laughed together with real friends.But anyway now it’s the day after. And I am in true hell.What the fuck is wrong with me? Why do I always keep inventing new ways to ruin my very own life?Tonight I’m sitting here again, hungover and ashamed, and staring at a Fleshlight that has been violated. For the first time in a long time I feel the shame. I have been told it's good for me to feel shame. But I don't like. I am thinking about deleting Reddit. Quitting porn. Moving to a remote village with no internet.My mom has always says I remind her of my dead father. The lonely weirdness parts (she means it in a good way). I need to stop. But I probably won’t. And that’s my real curse, sometimes I am to proud of myself.
>>543613641He does look like that
>>543613070high efficiency washing machineswhich one of these frikkers is more to blame for these shitty high efficiency clothes washers? some people say thanks obama, some people say it was dubya when did these he washers become common? high efficiency washers are meant to poison us with toxic fungi and give us cancer from residual detergent ingredients bc the machines don't agitate well, they barely use any water, and they don't even let you use hot water on the hottest setting i choose hot water setting and it pulls more from the cold water line than the hot look up the model info >90-95 fahrenheit is hot water temp that's not fucking hot how is 90 degree water going to clean the rich fart stains from my shorts how is 90 degree water going to clean the aids and monkeypox and ecoli from all these fag orgies these troons are having. they're saying you can't even bang most foids now bc they're spreading ecoli from their vaginas from all the sex they're having with bisexual dudes who get the ecoli by having sex with mens asses you literally cant even have straight sex with a womans vagina anymore without getting some gay pozzed monkey disease and they want these people to wash their clothes in 90 degree water? i'm tellin you the government is IN ON IT and they are brewin up something bad baby somethin real bad
>>543614108you do realize that by posting that you imply that it's actually true rightof course you don't you're a dumb goy
>>543614403are you one of those space jews who came here a few millenia ago to take over with your soul group or whatever?
HOLYFUCK
>>543613070
>>543613297LMAOCanada is more under Chabad than Russia.Get a grip, pajeet.
https://youtube.com/shorts/jCLaZItTHio?si=FaGTigtgX8h5tpDa
>>543614037>*socioeconomic factors caused by jews
>>543614773yeahand you're not crazy the jews did shit in your pants that one important time
>>543614715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVzXVkIu3Gs
>>543613070you should kys
>>543614825>copromaniacal jewDamn it really is true
>>543613070All the EU doom news channels on YouTube are ran by the CIA's nudge units that use some American's retarded seething hatred of us to try and make them accept eating mountains of shit
>>543614937True. Pretty obvious that the EU is on a generational winning streak right now
>>543614855Putting alcohol in my body is technically killing myself.
>>543614902i'm not obsessed with shit it's a reference to this meme probably inspired from david "the jews moved my shoes dees
>>543613070Women are completely evil unless they're attracted to you or you're family
>>543615063Mhm
>>543615156believe what you want idc
>>543615037I work on your and my continent, you're equally as fucked as we are but your infrastructure is worse and you have more niggers per capita you have no idea
>>543615056you should jump from the window
>>543613070Jews are intentionally making everyone notice how shitty Jews are in order to try and make all of them flee to Israel. Their prophecy demands that this happens before their messiah comes.Unfortunately, there is a very large number of jews who are unaware of this being what is happening.
>>543615422I live in a 1 story house. That would be a waste of time.
>>543615422You first ahmed
>>543613070The Lindsay Clancy trial is an effort to legalize the murder of living children to summon moloch into the material realm
Niggers arrived in spaceships
>>543613070The reason all places have an Atlantis type story is because there really are advanced other kingdoms in our oceans and in subterranean cities. They done told you, its just made to be ridiculous when in reality advanced races rarely live right on the surface of a planet
>>543614825Youre doing this bit the day after a ridiculous jew story about arabs and planes. How long do you really think you can just keep saying what we see with our own eyes isnt real? Youre goin down
>>543615641someone might see you do it and call the cops who will shoot you. you will reincarnate as a rich chad who gets all the pussy he wants
>>543615963Holy fuck you are an angry jeet. Why don’t you fix india?
>>543613552Would.
>>543616101I left that shithole last year no way I'm going back thereand you said you will believe anything we say you lying kike
If you vote independant (but not AIPAC) (as in percentage is much higher), the retardation from both sides might slow down.
>>543613070The entire George Floyd incident was a hoax designed to mock Christ's sacrifice, stoke people for the 2020 election, and to get another non-white federal holiday — Juneteenth — which is planned to replace the 4th of July.The "take a knee" subplot started by Colin Kaepernick some years ago (co-opting Tim Tebow's Christian use of taking the knee) was the set-up for the "George Floyd" "killing". Soon after, as various factions knelt in support of Black Lives Matter, some initial psychological discomfort/confusion arose from positively employing the symbol of the method of death of one's hero. This is just like the cross, with regard to Jesus Christ. All very carefully planned, both to mock His sacrifice and to replace the old beliefs our society has about itself, much like World War II has done.That Floyd is/was basically the blackest man in America also ties in with recent worldwide calls to banish depictions of a white Jesus, which critics say is racist and un-historical. (It's not -- Jesus was a white man, as were all of the ancient Israelites.) Also, the part where Floyd cries out "Momma!", whereas Jesus on the cross cried out to His Father, is particularly blatant Satanic inversion, etc. Even the Karen/dog in Central Park incident (remember that?) just prior to the Floyd incident was part of the years-long hoax set-up — The perfect emotional storm created for the purpose of "change". The Enemy has been a liar from the beginning.
>>543613070professional wrestling is the only real thing in this world and everything else is fake.Pro wrestling pretends to be a work when in reality its a shoot pretending to be a work while the world and society as well as everything you know Is a work, a work that pretends to be a shoot.Pro Wrestling is a shoot workReal World is a worked shootAlso Shadow people, Shadow people exist.
>>543613070Black characters in media are purposely cast as ugly as possible to make people more racist
>>543613070He is actually drinking syrup and so are you.
>>543614660This is my eat prey love
>>543615422Nigger
>>543613552easy on the antisemitism
>>543613241I saw a black dud today who was built exactly like the one in the PG film. It wasn't even because he was black. Just had the exact physique. Boobs and all. Not quite the same gait, but it was uncanny.
>>543613070LEDs
>>543613070On pol the best you can get are threads like this:HE DOES HAVE A GOOD POINTHE'S RIGHT YOU KNOWNOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLEDSAY SOMETHING NICEPOWERFULREALLY MAKES YOU THINKWHAT ARE THE POLITICAL IMPLICATIONSHOW DO YOU RESPOND WITHOUT SOUNDING MADWHAT RADICALIZED YOUIS COFFEE GOOD FOR YOUARE NUKES REALINSIDER HEREFEMANON HERENAME MY BANDHAPPENINGWW3 INCOMINGRUSSIA IS ATTACKINGI CANT AFFORD RENTHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVEBASED OR CRINGELOOK WHAT YOU DIDSEE WHAT YOU'VE DONEAPOLOGIZEKNEELDISCUSSWHAT DOLET ME GUESS YOU NEED MOREI DON'T UNDERSTANDEXPLAIN IT TO ME POL___IS DYING AND YOU'RE LAUGHING__BROS, I DONT FEEL SO GOOD__SISTERS, OUR RESPONSE?NOT LIKE THISPUBLIC TRANSPORTATIONIS DENTISTRY A SCAMWHY DID MALLS DIEWHAT HAPPENS HEREWHAT GOES ON HEREREDPILL ME ONWHAT DOES POL THINK OF THIS GUYWHAT DID HE MEAN BY THISWHY DID HE DO ITWHY DO AMERICANSHOW COME AMERICANSWHO WAS IN THE WRONGPOLITICALLY SPEAKINGDAILY REMINDERCHINA IS COLLAPSING*BLOCKS YOUR PATH**STOPS YOU IN YOUR TRACKS**DOES NOTHING, WINS**MIC DROP*I AM FORGOTTENSAY HIS NAMEJORDAN PETERSON IS DYINGANDREW TATE IS DYINGPUTIN IS DEADTRUMP IS DEADBIBI IS DEADMCCONNELL IS DEADEPSTEIN IS ALIVEGIVE ME ONE GOOD REASONWELL /POL/YOUR RESPONSEIT'S OVERPOL CAN'T REFUTE THISTHIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED /POL/POL BTFOTHOUGHTS?
MILFs are a psyop to push men towards older women
>>543613070You are inebriated with the exuberance of your own verbosity
christianity is a jewish weapon to undermine rome from within
>>543620557My face looks like OPs when some MILF tiddies be in my face
>>543613287I am not 100% human! :D
They're not sesame seeds.They're viable proglottids.
