>"When I was a kid growing up in Beantown, those racist and unforgiveable jokes were the type of jokes you heard. My dad said them, the whole fucking neighborhood said it, it was brutal. Hitting 50 really showed me a different way looking at things. Trump really made these psychos come out of the woodwork.">Famous comedian Bill Burr announced this Monday on his eclectic podcast "The Monday Morning Podcast". He followed up with a date for an upcoming comedy tour.>"We got a great tour coming up. Each stop on the road we're going to dedicate 35 minutes each show and take a black member out of the audience and bring them up on stage to tell their story about how racism affected them. My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat.">Burr has also announced an adjacent tour with popular skater Mike Vallely called "Racism Dies On The Halfpipe". Mike had this to say.>"Enjoy making jokes at the expense of minorities? My fists have wrote a check for your face and I can assure you that the check will not bounce."
>>543618945what a fucking faggot
No he didn't. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/Bill%20Burr%20APOLOGIZES/>>543618945>Mike Vallely
>>543618945tldr>i got some niggerpussy and im too comfortable here so im gonna defend it instead of not being with a nigger
>>543618997It's troll pasta.
>>543618945>"We got a great tour coming up. Each stop on the road we're going to dedicate 35 minutes each show and take a black member out of the audience and bring them up on stage to tell their story about how racism affected them. My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat."kekthis can't be real, OPyou made this up just to make me piss my pants laughing
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>>543618945my best friend and i used to call each other "my nigga" etc all the time back in the 90s and 2000s when we were in middle and high school, nobody cared about race or skin color, all of this shit is 100% normie social media retardtopia nonsense, fuck all ya'll nicaraguans
>>543618945>HELLOOOOOO I STILL EXIST LOOK AT ME I'M PROSTRATING MYSELF AGAIN LOOOK AT MEEEEENo thanks grandpa
>>543619224>no one cared about race when I was a childMaybe you were just a child at the time and were ignorant about how the world works.
>>543618945Have you ever seen this guys wife? Yikes!
>>543619189>this can't be real>you made it up>"Anon, look at this! He actually made it up! It's not real!"Thanks, anon. That was very helpful.
>>543618945>"Enjoy making jokes at the expense of minorities? My fists have wrote a check for your face and I can assure you that the check will not bounce."
>>543619045he is a faggot anyway
>>543618945He should apologize for being bald.
>>543618945Based Mike Vallely poster
>>543619045Doesn’t matter if it is or isn’t because he WOULD say this. He’s a complete pussy and his wife runs his life.
>>543618945I like how this bait gets posted every 6 months or so. RIP Joe Rogan
>>543618945>washed up broke comedian with dwindling audience desperately attempts to rekindle his careerMany such cases, sadly. Dave Chapelle was right about Bill being a cuck.
>>543623952And Freddy Gibbs was right about Dave
>>543618945My God, what a fucking faggotI used to love this guy, now he's completely neutredNever marry
>>543618945>My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat.In her lingerie, of course
>>543618945not good enough, he needs to cut his dick and balls off, wear a wig and change his name to Beatrice
>>543618945>My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat.This can't be real.
>>My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chatand billy boy will lick up every last drop after the "meeting" is over
>>543618945In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
Bill Burr has always been someone who will go where the wind blows and do anything it takes to rise to the top. It's really the same for anyone in the entertainment industry.
>>543618945God damn look at that mangina's arms.
>>543618945>growing up in BeantownThis guy is such a clown.
>>543618945Honestly close enough
>>543618945You know what I think? I think the most racist people are the ones who have to prove to the world they aren't racist.
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>>543618945It would ironically be hilarious if he brought up a nog to explain "muh racism" every show lmao
>>543618945Yankee nigger lover
>>543624504mom was a nurse, dad was a dentist.I fucking knew he was a lace curtain fuck pretending to be from southie.what a cunt.burr and that niggerfaggot carlin give irish guys like me a bad fuckin name.
>>543618945>we have to change our personalities that we all had because the TV/internet say racism bad now
>>543618945Was this the joke?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q77dOC2IAE
>>543618945He took money from Saudi so he can get fucked
>>543618945>My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat."Lmao he's going in a cuck tour
>>543618945I am tired of bill burrs humiliation ritual. Ugly nigger wife. and gay liberal politics. Someone gave him shroomsnamd he has been a fucking apathetic liberal faggot since
>>543624363I haven't read this Mike V story yet and I have read allot. Is this a fresh pasta or what
>>543618945I fucked Sydney Sweeney at a club in LA 3 years ago. We met at the bar. She was high as fuck I could tell. She was there with some uppity producer/ manager types. I had some good blow on me so we went to the mens room to throw back a couple par 5’s. As soon as we walked in she turned around and started aggressively making out with me. Threw me up against the bathroom door and everything. It was weird but I rolled with it. She was very aggressive…..almost like I was being accosted. Her breath kinda tasted like tuna but she was super sexy so i was like fuck it. She pulled up her skirt and bent over the sink and said “Why don’t you fuck my ass you weak pussy.” I was a bit shocked but still game. Then she said: “What’s the matter? Are you a fucking faggot?” I pulled out my hard dick and pushed it into her asshole. “Is that all you’ve got?” She said. I started stroking her hard…man that asshole could grip. Then it got really weird. As I was pumping it she started talking mad shit. Just cutting me down with strange insults….”Yeah you like that don’t you faggot?”….”You little bitch”….and strange comments calling me “tough guy” and shit like that. It was weird but i was drunk as fuck so I just ignored her and kept pumping away. Then right as I was about to bust I grabbed her hair and pulled back…..the hair pulled away and a silicone mask came with it. She turned around and punched me in my face right as I was climaxing and said ”You liked that didn’t you faggot?”. I realized I was fucking Mike Vallely. That was the last time I fucked Mike Vallely at a club in LA.
>>543618945I vowed to never listen to this faggot again after he performed in Saudi Arabia. He's an insincere little bitch.
>>543624363thank you for your service
