>>543619556how do you know their ass cancer is butthole?
>>543619556Well you can guarantee for damn certain it wasn't That thing they took 5 years ago.
>>543619556Multiple Chads with STI ridden cocks jamming it in her asshole
>>543619556What are the symptoms?
>>543619556antibiotic use and lack of fiber. I dropped my hs-CRP from 4.6 to under 1.0 in less than a year just fixing my guts
I eat so much fiber that the day i stopped i couldn't shit for 3 weeks.
>>543619556Stupid fucking diet trends from dipshit fitness influences saying every type of carbohydrate is evil and will make you fat so only eat protein slop.
Probably diet causing digestive issues and cancer.
>>543619763Blood in your bowel movementsPeriods of constipation and periods of severe diarrhea Severe chronic abdominal pain that never goes awayThese are just scratching the surface of symptoms.
>>543619556I'd give her a colonoscopy
OP is obviously fishing for the anal sex answer.Which cannot be since we know that teens and young adults today has less sex than any living generation had.
>>543619556It's a well known fact that Zoomies and Gen Asshat are aging faster then any other generation previously. Millennials will eventually be the ones taking care of them in nursing homes and running the economy while boomers and their brains will be hooked up to a computers and they will continue to run the government and the companies.
>>543619918You know a lot about buttholes anon
>>543619763
no refunds
>>543619556You know why
>>543619556>eat nothing but food that comes from plastic bags and full of preservatives>stress out about dumb shit constantlyYeah that will do it, we knew that 20 years ago, the younger generations thinking it's a flex to eat nothing but junk food is catching up to them.
>>543619556Memory-hole status: butt-holed.
>>543619967symptoms began when she was 12probably started getting railed at 10
>>543619918Blood in your bowel movements can also be cause by diet or internal hemorrhoids
>>543619556That’s sad as hell
>>543619556It's the energy drinks.
>>543619556Everyones gonna say anal and goyslop. Which are both part of it however...the main thing is where every girl puts their phone. You know where most teenage girls and up start putting their phone? In their ass back pocket.. theres 5g rays blasting towards their ass all day. Prolonged 5g exposure = cancerTheres gonna be lots of tards coming up. Do NOT keep your phone in your pocket or on you all day! Keep that shit away from your balls and ass
basically what soccer moms have been saying for decades: processed food.Mainly chemically processed and modified meats and wheat.
>>543620475and where the hell you want me to get unprocessed food today in US to feed my soccer kid?
>>543619918Including fasting which starves the beneficial bacteria in your guts resulting in their die off — welcome to never ending diarrhea for years because you did the fasting trend and killed your bacteria. Fuck those assholes for never warning about that part
>>543620449Kek. This is probably the fucking truth. God damnit
>>543620475All children eat goyslop and nobody gets ass cancer
so... what are these "alarming rates" exactly?
>lol
>>543619556Was she vaxxed?
>>543620264Like I said, those were just scratching the surface of symptoms. Blood in a bowel movement is cause for extreme concern because while it can be hemorrhoids it can also be an indicator of colon cancer that has progressed.
>>543619556Flaming Hot Cheetos
>>543619556Current consensus is that colibactin produced by certain strains of E. Coli is a major contributing factor.Good thing RFK got rid of all your food safety standards.
>>543619556I shouldn't have boofed all those marijuanas
>>543619556I was diagnosed with prostate cancer 5 years ago
>>543619918But those symptoms can be anything. They can just be IBS they can just be chronic food intolerance there's a myriad of other actual things that you can do to find out if you have colon cancer like a colonoscopy
>>543619556the goyslop you eat from the walshart is 99% petrochemical byproducts
>>543619763it's free after 45, under 45 is costs 45 aussiebuxhttps://www.bowelcanceraustralia.org/screening-colonoscopy/national-bowel-cancer-screening-program/https://www.bowelcanceraustralia.org/screening-colonoscopy/bowelscreen-australia/
for what its worth, my Dr uncle went out of his way a couple months back at a family reunion to stress the importance of getting checked. he's mostly a forensic pathologist now and said he has never in all his years seen so much cancer, specifically of the bowels and colon. it went from 1 every few months to 20 a month
>>543621954Okay, so we know that in at least one case it was caused by excessive anal.
>>543619967that young it was probably someone from an older generation
>>543622115I wish I was gaylife would be so much easiersadly, I love women
>>543619918>>543620264>>543622024He purposefully listed the most common symptoms to inspire fear and unease.
>>543619556real question is why aren't doctors being held accountable for being lazy fucks again and again and again? How many times are we gonna see these stories before people start raping doctors to death?
I'm sure it has nothing to do with a concerted effort to suppress studies that find issues with industrial chemicals in the past few decades as the power of citizen-led political initiatives and support structures waned and the power of the lobbyists has risen. I'm sure it's just [culture war talking point]
>>543620631>t schlomoEat a saurkraut faggot
>>543622184Stress then, I guess.
>>543619556She’s clearly a dyke and faggot sex is known to increase cancer rates. LGBT causes AIDS, simple as.
It's semen.Semen upon contact with the wrong mucous membrane is highly inflammatory and downright damaging.Sexual fluids in the wrong place are generally not good for you. They're very specialized to work in only one part of the body. It's such a big deal that bestiality can give you dick cancer because animal fluids do not match up with human biology.
>why is everyone getting colon cancerwe all know why
>>543619556>Why are young people getting butthole ass cancer at alarming rates
>>543619556>Why are young people getting butthole ass cancer at alarming ratesTerrible oral hygiene. Plus the plastic and meds in the water, more sodomy and the catastrophic state of Western nutrition but mostly not brushing and flossing.
>>543622097Yeah, that's an environmental cluster not genetic.
>>543619556Obviously, buttsex causes cancer.There is no other scientific explaination.
>>543622097>>543622934Microplastics?
>>543619556Stupid anal lover whores
>>543619918Sorry to hear about your arse cancer
>>543619918Sounds like an average weekend for a gay.
>>543623141>Microplasticshe didn't speculate, but I will. I believe it is an accumulation of trash people put in their bodies, knowingly or not. plastics, the vax, goyslop processed foods...maybe grandma was right and its from standing in front of the microwave while its heating tendies up.
Ive only been topped a few times to experiment. Is my bussy gonna be ok
>be born>know barely anything about the world>reach age 12>don't even realize everything you've been eating since birth is microplastic goyslop cancer>diedemonic world. RIP little girl.
>>543619556there's almost no roughphage or fiber in a modern western diets
>>543619556why does this 14 year old girl look exactly like that homo 'clavicular' the alleged rapist?
>>543622284doctors don't take you serious at all unless you are a fucking boomer, I swear.
NO REFUNDS
>>543623423You forgot:>Doctors charge big money and say it's nothing despite you pooping blood
You tards realize the most unusual partof this is people being diagnosed AT STAGE 4.ass cancer under 50 used to be UNHEARD OF just 5 years ago.. Gee. i think onder what’scausing this…NO REFUNDS YOU GUTLESS NPC’s
>>543620631>Including fasting which starves the beneficial bacteria in your gutsthats not how fasting works
In the past 2 years, my mom had stage 0 breast cancer removed, a neighbour to the left had blood cancer, his neighbour a house over had cancer as well. My neighbor to right DIED to cancer a month ago, and 2 weeks ago my DAD found out he has stomach cancer. Wtf is going on. ?
>>543619556she looks extremely smug about it too which is weird
>>543625107You submissive commonwealth betas all took the vax.
>>543621852The common ancestor of Escherichia coli O157:H7 was found to have originated in the Netherlands around 1890 as estimated by molecular biologists. It is thought that international spread was through animal movements, like Holstein Friesian cattle.[29] E.coli O157:H7 is thought to have moved from Europe to Australia around 1937, to the United States in 1941, to Canada in 1960, and from Australia to New Zealand in 1966.[29]The first recorded observation of human E. coli O157:H7 infection was in 1975, in association with a sporadic case of hemorrhagic colitis, but it was not identified as pathogenic thenThe time frames of massive outbreaks of Colon cancer looks like it aligns.
>>543619707It's been rising for a decade before that you stupid gay faggot
>>543619782Ah yes zoomers are notorious for their abuse of antibiotics. Snorting it and smoking it and blowing it up their butts.
>>543619556>promote anal sex to avoid pregnancy>the anus tries to produce offspring anyways>buttcancershould've just gone for the whoremussy
>>543620235Literally it takes two clicks on any modern android phone made in the last 5 years
>>543619556The food supply is incredibly poisonous. Even meat and produce is if you buy inorganic or non grass fed
>>543626218Shut up faggot. That meme died in 2014.
>>543620235why does the pfizer ceo not trust the science?
>>543619763being a faggot
>>543619963doesn't count if it's your tongue, faglord
>>543619556people sit too long
>>543626213you tap on phones, dumbass
>>543622683you sure do know a lot about beastiality, anon....
Seed oils are a major cause next would be the Covid vaccine
I have a theory that its McDonalds / fast food / processed food. Everyone is eating a lot more of it these days and I noticed that when I leave the rest of my McDonalds burgers on the counter they dont get rotten anymore. I think the preservatives they're putting in the food now is eating people's buttholes and causing the ass cancer.
>>543626296For example I can leave a half eaten McDonalds cheeseburger on the counter for over a week now and it will still be good. No need to even refrigerate it just put a paper towel over it.
Not mRNA.
>>543620333I don't drink that garbage, but know plenty of people who do regularly, some that ended up in the ER, so you might be correct. Those Mohican baby bottles/fish bowls full of slop brew aren't too different from the watermelon spears blahh people are soak in Koolaid/lean.
>>543626296see>>543626056and>>543621852You turboniggers. I swear its like theres spam bots here to spam after the vaxx to make us look dumb and increase the noise to signal ratio.If you see the fast food feeding off beef ranches around the pan handle, right before they go to slaugher. They pack the cows ass to ass and theyre knee deep in their own Diarrhea. Which then dries out and gets whipped into the air and travels like a dust storm.It looks like, through globalization we have unleashed the "grey goo". Its E. Coli. and were all eating shit and dying since its an oral fecal route. But E.coli can just sit there and grow on whatever once the surface is contaminated. Get diarrhea once. Die.
>>543626466no its the fast food trust me
>>543620631Who is that very butch manly man?
>>543619556
>>543619556>young people are dying of cancer at alarming rates!yup. that's a psyop
>>543619556Poor diets lacking fibre. Retvrn to normal poops.
>>543619556why do you keep making this thread, kill yourself
>>543619556Seed oils, unironically.
>>543626466>Get diarrhea once. Die.The E. Coli strains that produce colibactin don't typically cause acute GI symptoms actually, you live with it for months or years and the damage accumulates.We were probably treating this unwittingly by over-prescribing anti-biotics up until the last 10 or so years when everyone got scared of MRSA.
>>543620003I laughed way too hard at this. They say laughter is totally involuntary which means my body knew it was true immediately before my mind processed this eerie but likely inevitable reality.
>>543619556>Why are young people getting butthole ass cancer at alarming ratesthey keep sticking things in it
>>543619556ZOMG WE NEED TO BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
>>543619918I have all of those. I am so happy I get to die soon.
>>543619763Pay a hobo to tongue your anus and if he vomits you’ve tested positive
