I just took 2 laxative packets and three helpings of stool softener and I can already feel the gears turning
Congratulations
Have you considered a high fibre diet or eggplants, bananas, whole grains, broccoli, leafy greens and beans?
god speed anon
>>543622479okay now that's epic
Nice, shit thread! Best threads on pol.Did you prepare wet wipes? And keep up with updates, hope you make it. Your soul won't be intact though, you'll probably part with s bit of it. lol
>>543622479I usually just drink dark coffeeIt takes like 5 mins from the first so for me to do a full bowel cleanse Once or twice a week for me
>>543622938Evacuation protocol maintained! lolOrganized to the maximum.
HERE IT COMES
>>543622479drink water , alot of it , even if you're not thirsty , why???? trust me bro !!
>>543623021I dont know about you but my shits are instant and long. Once every 2 days. If youre getting regular constipation then youre going to get colon cancer.
>>543622479I like doing this and then dropping trow and shitting all over the floor at the nearest Indian restaurant. They even lick my ass clean, those guttermonkeys
Are you shidding and farding currently OP?
>>543622479Hope you got a good supply of flush wipes ready to go.
>>543622479Just go buy some Magnesium Citrate you dipshit.
>>543622479Based
I've been on doxycycline for the last 28 days for MRSA. I wish I could have a solid shit. I don't remember what it is even like. I got another 14 days of this stuff, I might go buy some diapersEnjoy that poo anon.
>>543622479Political implications of bowel movement?
>>543623144drink the whole bottle in one go?
>>543623021(SH)IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>>543622479Best thread atm
>>543622479Bump
>>543622938For me it's carrots, for whatever reason. It's like a total bowel cleanse any time I eat them by themselves.
>>543623731He died
>>543623792Try eating an entire bag of spinach. I have never had the experience of something "going right through me" until I did this and was literally shitting leaves 40 minutes later
>>543623853Fuck spinach...collard greens is where it is at
>>543623842Fake AI
>>543623842his convulsions look sick while listening to drum n bass
>>543622479>>543623021Godspeed, anon.
>>543623890Watch your goddamn mouth.
I poop once every 5 days because I am the most evolved human on Earth. The more evolved you are the less often you shit
>>543624265you're full of shit
>>543624265You also smell like shit
>>543624265I poop five times a dayWhat does that make me?
Two bottles of this stuff and you will have the best diarrhoea of your life
>>543622479A jeet just flew over my house riding a geyser of liquid shit.
>>543622479>>543623021I am deeply invested in this plot
It's been 40 minutes since last update.Did he died?
>>543622479
>>543622479Nigga
>>543622479Soon you will enter the indian realm. You will know diarrhea like the back of your hand.
>>543622479>>543623021Great thread, keep us posted.
>>543624442A constipated jeet.
>>543622479>>543623021>
>>543622479you're going to be pooping like a ripped bag of peat moss.picrel is OP's pooping face
>>543624265>every 5 daysHow little do you eat? How solid is the literal shitball coming out of uranus
>>543626118Probubly.I came back around to see if he made itz we'd have a post by now if he did. lol
>>543622479Is it stress or diet
>>543622479Some wicked diarrhea gave me a hemorrhoid flare up last week.
>>543623244that motherfucker just shit on his own balls.
>>543622932>Nice, shit thread! Best threads on pol.Here. Have some more shit.https://x.com/lts234enjoyAnyway, I prefer White nationalist threads on /pol/ , especially the ones that name drop based White nationalist podcasters. Some of my favorite White Nationalist podcasters are Sweet Betty Parlour, Lynda Lynn, and Jared taylor
pic of OP's butt babby
>>543622479i take gigantic log turds every morning. Its awesome and I will never change my diet again.
>>543622479You’re in for a nightmare. Enjoy your untreatable excruciating cramps. RIP
>>543623853All bagged leafy greens do that. It’s the fucking preservatives they put all over them. If I eat a salad from precut lettuce/spinich/spring mix it’s coming out the other end (usually in more than one go) within 45 - 75 minutes. Real lettuce/spinich/etc that you rinse and cut yourself I have zero problems with.
>>543626888> constipated> shits 5x a dayHmm
