Harry Potter audio streams are up 1000% after Malfoid
>>543650640Men are so simple
>>543650640Not from the new TV show?Or did they rewrite the books to have a female draco?
>>543650640I've been under a rock for the last month, what's happening?
>>543650876They should redo the entire series as a harem Manga. Would be kino af
>>543650752Simple not simplistic
>>543650640If Rowling had just allowed there to be a normal multiplayer Harry Potter game we wouldnt have stupid shit like this. Just a bunch of old heads contained within their dead game.
>>543650940That's 25% of Harry Potter fanfiction. There's probably a hundred billion words of hp harem fanfiction written
context?
>>543650893nothing OP is paid to spam the gender war/culture war so they find whatever they can and spam it as long as it concern male/female relation and it's not talking about the jews the banks or anything relevant
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>>543650876gender bent anime draco malfoy (aka malfoid) is being viral on X and Instagram and so on because chuds are obsessed with aristocratic tsunderes who call them mudbloods, and the original malfoid designer refused to make her lesbian or trans so it became a culture war issue with trannies and leftoids trying to cancel malfoid (also because they think it's a psyop to support "fascist transphobe" JK Rowling), so now young zoomer men are buying Harry Potter audio books in droves and harry potter is no longer lib-coded
>>543651207K, keep me posted.
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>>543651271Ngl, a pale racist tsundere Malfoy that bullies Harry and the gang would be hot as fuck.
>>543650752The best things in life are simple.
>>543650876>Not from the new TV show?There is a new tv show?
>>543651295that's not how that meme is used but I don't expect you to understand anything >>543651347put a gun in your mouth and shoot filthy jew I hope someone blow your bunker in the negev desert
>>543651440Its funny to me
>>543651232That's a lot of words to say this Earth is gay and beyond repair
>>543651347Okay now make a meme with women branded with some sort of communist symbol
>>543650752All men asks for is a cute girl who love you and calls you slurs.
>>543650893twitter bullshit. That site is worse than 4chan.
>>543650752>woman who likes you but plays moody/hard to getYeah women liking you is an absurd impossibility in jewmerica
>>543651207The Jews own you blvd
>>543651232JK Rowling is a literal satanist with Lucifer's arm tattoos on her wrist
>>543651710
has anybody rewritten Harry Potter yet with a female Malfoy? unironically it works way better
>>543651538>>543651368Normally I don't go for gender bender swaps, but Malfoy's high bitch energy fits too muchCharacter should've been a girl to begin with
>>543651368>if /pol/'s mommy did not fear successit would have been kino
>>543651232kek what the fuck does this even mean>>543651710This is actually true but she pretty much just ripped Tolken who had old religion occult knowledge
>>543651943Imagine if instead of Harry going for Weasly, he ends up with Malfoid. Would be so much better.
>>543650640If you liked this completely organic Twitter trend don’t forget to watch HBO’s Harry Potter on December 25th, 2026. It’s Harry Potter for a new generation!
>>543652521no malfoid no watch, sorry. they've got 2 months to fix it in post, chop chop
>>543651943Let Draco begin as a boy, but Harry fumbles with some high energy magic that turns Draco into a girl. Now you have an extremely good cause for Draco to hate Harry. Malfoid could gradually soften up like a classic tsundere as she becomes used to being a girl. A final-ish book could end on a cliffhanger with Harry finally learning to reverse the magic, but hesitating as this rich bitch wants his other wand.
>>543650876>Not from the new TV show?no it couldn't be that, it must be some gooner image that /pol/ is obsessed with
>>543650752And yet women fail to figure us out
>>543653203Of course it's the Swede coming in with some gay shit.
>>543651063>>543652521Kek yup
>>543650893jews convinced retards a male character turned female is epically pwning trannies and woketards somehow so now they'll consume the product
>>543650640well Chamber of Secrets is easily the best bookmemeflag nigger
>>543650940Negima was close
>>543651943Exactly, it just makes sense.
I will literally fuck and jerk off to anything that moves, stands on two legs and has a warm wet hole. I don't know what "standards" are nor do I care. I don't care to argue for who is best girl or not. If you do find me in your threads then it's likely that I'm arguing in bad faith on behalf of one sexually appealing character or another so I can bait you, or any other retard who picks a side into posting more pictures of "best girl" for my sexual gratification. "Which girl is best girl, you ask?" It does not matter. Actually, I don't think it even has to be female. Anyone will do.
>>543653203Dude, that's kind of gay.
>>543653327>>543653657gender bender is straight because the guy actually turns into a biological female
>>543653728And used to be a guy. So that's kind of gay.
>>543650640>shizo leftoids want to turn all male characters in woman>a meme gets hyped where a popular character from a kids book is now a female, not transformed, but female from the start. >the left: NOOOOOOO, not like that!!!!!Fucking insane, you cant deal with these people, they always do the opposite.
>>543653774Anyone who has ever considered that they would have sex with someone of the same sex if they were the opposite sex is still gay.We need imams or something like the muslims have to establish these rules, so it doesn't have to be overexplained
>>543653728You gay, nigga
>>543653203Fuck off faggot. The beauty of malfoid is that it fixes a shit rival character by making him a female from the start, and that in turn makes all the stuff the character did in the books a lot more logical and would make a redemption arc where she becomes the breeding sow of the guy she bullied so much bettert.
>>543653728The point of malfoid is that it's not a guy who turned in a girl at some point, but that it was always a girl from the start.
>>543653953The canon version of Malfoy where he actually grows up to be a virtuous and based example of a Slytherin and not some fuck trophy is still better than this very gay and very tranny coded fantasy propaganda you have allowed yourself to become indoctrinated by. You are GAY
>>5436508932026 bowsettezoomers are staved for anything remotely feminine and interesting other than the nonstop horde of antidepressant zombie foids
>>543653953Would also be a good finale in general.
>>543653774But im not attracted to the guy. Im only attracted to the female version.
>>543654141Still kind of gay. But it's okay.
>>543650640Would
>>543654040Aint that the truth
>>543654025Please, malfoy was based on the female bullies rowling had in her childhood, he acts like a stuck up bitch for the entire book series. It makes so much more sense to make him a actual bitch in the books. And stick that "tranny coded" shit up your projecting ass, you absolute fucking faggot. Faggots like you who use words like that are usually so obsessed with this shit because your in fact a closeted faggot.
>>543653458>jewsPretty aure it was the japs!
>>543653458Sounds like projection.
>>543654238You are a seething Tavistock propagandist and probably a dickless freemartin as well, kill yourself
I'm currently having claude read through the first few HP books and having all instances of Draco now being replaced with MalfoidI'm asking claude to add romantic undertones which culminates in an unplanned pregnancy Once the text is ready I'll get it properly voice acted
>>543654025if it's gay why do troons hate it?
>>543653728You're a faggot and should neck yourself before you inevitably spread it to some innocent youth. That shit is tranny coded and you know it. Go suck a man's feminine penis, you nigger.
>>543654357Unf
>>543654357You clearly don't hate it or you wouldn't be attempting to normalize it, troon-kun
>>543654357This. The trannies hate it, the /pol/ fags hate it. Must mean it's actually kind of good.
>>543654331bless you
>>543650640Harry Potter was a trans black woman the whole time
>>543654357>that fagfest of an imageno john, you are the trannies
>>543650640Rowling really fumbled the ball that she didn't written an aryan nazi girl falling for a mixed blood boy
>>543653894But its a completely different character.Im not saying "I would fuck malfoy if he cut his dick off" it's "if a chicken did those same things and acted that same way I would feel differently about it".Men and women are different anon, gender matters when considering a person's actions.
>>543654357Reads more like foid fantasy to me, they really love that opposites-attract problem relationships. Conflict harmonized through fucking is the female dream.Still cute though. Rape correction for Malfoid!
>>543654430You have the brain of a woman. That's gotta suck when you need everybody to think you're based and redpilled.
>>543650640So the popularity of "malfoid" shit makes JK Rowling getting cash cash money a good thing now?
>im jacking off to a man turned into a woman to own the libsThe right is beyond parody at this point
>>543650752Brevity is the essence of wit.
>>543654596>expecting anything else from clownworldhownew.ru
>>543654077It just works so well, I cant explain it.I fucking hate gender swapping but I think malfoy's character just works as a chicken.Is it just because hes so itchy in the books anyway?Is it really that simple?
>>543654582It makes troons seethe if nothing else so, that's a win in my book
>>543654357>>543654314Middle part.
>>543650752anon's razor
>>543654314Ok. This is better. I see it.
>>543654596you lost, tranny
>>543654238>malfoy was based on the female bullies rowling had in her childhoodHoly shit it makes so much sense.
>>543654559No? Stop projecting, retard.
>>543653774It's not gay if the gender bending is just some alt universe shit and they were born as chicks instead of guys.
>>543650640If you fuck your parallel universe self that came out female from birth, is it gay?
>>543654760I agree, but that's not what >>543653203 said:>Let Draco begin as a boy
>>543654331Absolute hero
>>543654786No. It's not really rocket science how this works.
>>543654731And hermoine is her self insert because hermoine in the books is a super smart girl that all the other girls hate because she is so smart and they are all jealous at how smart and beautiful she is. >>543654810But all swedes are gay as fuck.
>>543654669In the books and films, Malfoy does feminine bullying (name-calling, making shit up about Potter, weaponising social influence) and not masculine bullying (kicking Potter's ass, shoving his head down a toilet etc). So if Malfoy was a girl, not much changes.
>>543654737>No?Um, yes? Even though you are mostly dumber than women, ironically
>>543653570Bruh wtf i havnt heard of that for legit 20 years ago. You just brought back some memories
>>543650640The only person I know irl who is dying to watch this show is a chickAnd she is into me, so we’re going to a stupid Harry Potter musical next year.
>>543654894>In the books and films, Malfoy does feminine bullying (name-calling, making shit up about Potter, weaponising social influence) and not masculine bullying (kicking Potter's ass, shoving his head down a toilet etc).To be fair, they are wizards. They can just cast spells instead. But if you compare what Draco does to what James Potter did to Snape, it still makes sense. Draco rarely cast a spell to mess with Harry.
>>543654895Still sounds a lot like projecting. Do you want to be a woman or what?
>>543654871Lmao
>>543654958>Harry Potter musicalThat sounds like an awful production.
Malfoid is kino on Xitter
>>543651347Sorry. I just like women. Not all women. But I like ladies.
>>543654999Yeah. I fucking got us box seats too broThis shit is gonna suck
>>543654894Exactly, it just fits so cleanly.I feel like this is some sort of great revelation.
>>543654730So you’ll stop crying about everything you don’t like being woke? Since woke is over? You whining faggots cry over every perceived slight.
>>543654958>And she is into me, so we’re going to a stupid Harry Potter musical next year.She is gonna fuck your brains out after, congrats.
>>543655065>unaware tranny noises
>>543655086South Park told me this, 2 of my good friends told me this, and now you are>my god
>>543651710You whoreshit the devil and her 66 books.
>>543655065Woke exists because you faggots could stop crying about "microagressions".You invented the term.
>>543655112It's a sign.
>>543655140I also turned a stupid MASSIVE fan fic she loves into a huge hard cover book and giving it to her for her birthday
Listen I just like good looking chicks who are a little bold, forward, and a little boyish
Enemies-to-lovers is one of the most beloved tropes.
femRon?
>>543654979I am not the one using this Malfoid Tavistock propaganda as an outlet for trannyism, you are. I'm already female and would never wanna switch places with braindamaged kiked faggots like you lmao. You are such a fucking embarrassment.
>>543654469how is having children gay tho
>>543655239Okay wait, now your claiming your a woman too? On how many levels of delusion are you?
>>543651232HOW are leftoids so good at losing? It needs to be studied, they can't do anything right
>>543654786what a silly question.
>>543655235Only works if Ron began as a hamplanet that lost weight and never shacked up with Hermione.
>>543650640What happened? I saw an eye-watering surge in genderbent Malfoy animu-style fanart this week
>>543655112You should take a cialis in the middle of the 3rd act.
>>543655235Doesn't do it for me the same way.
>>543650940Please god, not another haremshit
>>543650640Reminder that the philosopher's stone was renamed to sorcerer's stone for the US market because Yanks are retarded
>>543655358Well, the opening article is about how the new TV show increased the listening of the first two books.
>>543650640Based and Kek
>>543654857>>543655347Masturbation it is I suppose.
>>543650752>Men are so simpleTrannie lost kek
>>543653953exactly like my onani master-manga
>>543655235I can also see this working, its basically just Ginny.This is what I mean, the entire serious would work well as a harem anime.
>>543655392>That's the definition of transThat's the thing, it's not trans if they were born female. Not sure how that is so hard to understand for these people.
>>543651232i hate everyone
>>543655245>he doesn't omegaverse
>>543655358No idea, but I find this acceptable
>>543655392Kek, this must be what set the trannies off.
>>543655384
>>543655370I’m dressing up as a 1500s German landsknecht as my cosplay (it’s one of those plays)I think those pills would make me look ridiculous desu
Males like tsunderes and kuuderes because they are not real. Real women don't have that spark, they just open their eyes, blabbering the bullshit of the day and spread legs.
>>543655512Don't bother trying to understand the mental illness of troons.
I never cared much for Harry Potter, I read the books once, saw the movies as they came out, but I never became particularly enamoured with them, so watching from the outside as Tumblr fags made Harry Potter their entire personality, and worshipped JK because she's a "feminist" and "ally" because she made some tweets trying to retcon Dumbledore into a fag, only for them to now insist she's "evil incarnate" because she thinks women should just be called women is hilarious.
>>543655585Ahhh, I see you too are a man of culture
>>543655392I mean... the artist IS on BlueSky, So what did they expect?
>>543655181
>>543655600An artist rule 63'ing Malfoy into a hot psycho chick and then adamantly refusing to let troons co-opt her into their troon shit and having them totally melt down is pleasantly soothing in this day and age.
>>543655424There's a new tv show? young people can't be interested in it, must be nostalgia
>>543655585Tsunderes don't work because IRL embarrassment is far more subtle and kuuderes are just autistic.
>>543655600>imageBut Petra Parker is just Peter Parker from another world but born as female. Are these people stupid?
>>543654669This is just Bowsette again, its a funny idea, but the result is just a romcom clone. I agree with the anon that say that we should not delete male rivalries for a crumb of dere dere
>>543655771Yeah, the one where they turned Snape black.
>>543655746It’s 802 pages long The word count, was crrrazzzyyyyShe keeps telling me she wants to pay me back, and I tell her “oh you will, but not with cash”
>>543653953You fuck tranny
>>543655235Doesn't really work. Malfoy works so well because Draco is already a bitch, and having her as Harry's love interest genuinely improves everything in the books. Redemption story, lots of tension that keeps you entertained, flatface being undone by two different types of love, etc.
>>543654357Men only want one thing...
>>543655791I wouldn't know the only Petra Parker shit I've seen is the spam that was going on /tv/ (or was it /co/?) recently, and they were insistent that Petra was a Troon, and some of the art was pretty explicit about that. So I stopped paying attention to it.
>>543655867>and I tell her “oh you will, but not with cash”You gonna stick it in her butt?
>>543655918Petra Parker is not a transexual. Just Peter Parker from a alternate universe born as a girl and eventually became Spider-Girl, which goes against everything transgender is about.
>>543650752>women still are losing to feminine men and LLMs
>>543650752Cis women are loving this shit too
>>543650640>>543651271>>543652181>>543653953Needs mudblood BBC
>>543650640That's kinda gay. Are grown men really listening to a children's book because the main rival who is written as a preppy boy has a female voice? Yeah, pretty gay. I guess women might enjoy it too because now they can self-insert as Malfoy and imagine getting hate fucked by Pottah
The article in OP is from Julyhttps://x.com/WW_Direct/status/2083200674238468540This really is some sort of operation by brown faggots and trannies
>>543656211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDAYzlS966kbbc isn't real you fool
>>543656276The article and the event of malfoid is not the same. Article is from July.
>>543654730
>>543656211
>>543655856The idea of black Snape getting bullied by the sports chads and simping for a white bitch amuses me greatly.
>>543656211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDAYzlS966k
>>543656276>now they can self-insert as Malfoy and imagine getting hate fucked by PottahThey all wanted Malfoy so I don't get why women find this content to be interesting outside of the fact that it exposes more right wingers as turbofaggots.
>>543655766Absolutely fucking based.The only way to deal with woke weirdos is to tell them to go fuck themselves.Never give an inch to these fucking people
>>543656300Very weird stuff. Who is raiding the site?https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/harry-potter-audiobook-listeners-surged-551-on-spotify-ahead-of-hbo-tv-adaptation-exclusive-130000767.html
>>543650640>Harry Potter but the antagonist is a hot mean girl with a crush on the protagonist you self-insert as Its the perfect plot and I honestly think Rowling thought it was just too pedestrian even if it would have probably sold more copies She knew you were gonna do it in your head anyway
>>543656022These people have two lenses through which they see every single inane thing through. For them or against them. And for them changes with their delusions as does against them. Anything they enjoy can not possibly be against them in any way shape or form or its a microagression all the way up to "bigotry" any time they are not being socially or actually fellated they are under the impression that someone is trying to kill them. Eventually they see their own reality as trying to kill them and to spite themselves it succeeds.
>>543651232This nonsense is for the masturbation generation.
I sure love coming to /pol/ for Harry Potter fan art, true crime stories, and dating advice!
>>543655766>It wouldn't work>In a world with polyjuice potionDon't get me wrong though. Trannies are insane.
>>543655818Fair, and in just about any other case I would agree entirely.I think this particular case is just so compelling because the original relationship between Harry and malfoy wasnt that much of a masculine rivalry since malfoy was so bitchy anyway.Having malfoy as a chicken just creates an entirely new and interesting dynamic.Plus shipping opportunities
>rewriting the entire series with swapped gendersdo it, jkif twilight could do it so can you, old hag
>>543656481If you've never fapped to anything harry potter related im the fucking dead queen
>>543656531It wouldn't work because it wouldn't be the same. Polyjuice means it's still a guy.
>>543656334>What do we do about the draft, sir>we girl draco>sir, is that a weapon?>you wouldn't get it ramirez...I'm sure this one is the system
>>543651232I have gooned so much in the past that my dick doesnt work anymore like it's straight up dead I can't get it up so I unironically only support this trend because it makes people I dislike mad.
>>543656557No. I am a prolific erotic lactation author.
>>543656309>>543656339>>543656395Must’ve struck a nerve
