When mountain dew releases new flavors, bad things happen not that long afterwards that have some sort of connection to the names of the flavors. They're going to be releasing a pitch black flavor soon, and the elite around the world have been speaking of power grid blackouts and cyber grid attacks by AI recentlyhttps://x.com/MacrodosingPod/status/1943384732680814904https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/2044533724638024153
pitch black has ALWAYS been the october release you fucking retard the maui blast flavor was awesome but they pulled it immediately after the hawaii lasers
>>543651346Love Mountain Jew
>>543651507That's a dude
>>543651346Lol they made their grape drank pitch black.They are pandering.
>>543651346>dew drinkersmagnets, how do they work?
>>543651346the sign is a subtle joke
>>543651346Thrashed Apple: RIP New YorkBaja Blast: Flood in CaliEtcEtc
>>543652162>When something happens, other things happen some time afterI heard the more people breathe, the more likely it is that something happens somewhere in the world.
>>543651346Mountain Dew: Pitch Blacked
>>543651346Some Mtn dew literally has bromine balanced vegetable oil in it. Do people actually drink this shit? It has actual poison in the ingredient list.Like read the Wikipedia entry on bromine, if you take more than a few miligrams a day your neurons will slowly fail. This drink actually makes you dumber.
>>543652490Jews especially
>>543651346sounds like some fun happening, count me in
>>543651346Nice this reminds me of BBC. I can't wait to hoist a giant purple basterd to my lips and suck the delicious juice out of it. Very nice.
This only happens because they refused to release Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
