>A man accused of letting a toddler drive a ute down a city road has named ‘Jesus Christ’ as his defender.https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/jake-douglas-smith-30-fronts-court-over-video-of-toddler-driving-car-on-perth-street/news-story/ab01ddeb7c83741556719f22a26c9e97Why aren't more Aussie men like this?
>>543667148That's nice and all, but Jesus Christ isn't coming down from the heavens to stop a jewish kangaroo court from reaming your goy ass.
I'm voting Steph Hunter
Get a weekend job, losers.
>A man accused of holding a toddler on his lap while the child steered has fronted court.>Jake Douglas Smith, 30, appeared in the Joondalup Magistrates Court on Friday charged with one count of reckless driving.>Mr Smith was charged after a video emerged online of a three-year-old behind the wheel of a Toyota HiLux at Alkimos, in Perth’s north, on September 11.Where is the hassle? Didn't everyone do this with their dad, white anons that had one?
>>543667148Just dilated my peepee hole
>>543667809>Didn't everyone do this with their dadYes.Absolutely normal. Some dads here makes rally cars for their semi toddlers.https://youtu.be/06OC5OZgkCg
>>543667148>>543667809It's fucking Alkimos - what was he going to hit? A methed up bogan or one of those shitty beach statues?And yeah - if you didn't sit on mum or dads lap driving the car as a kid (especially doing snakeys or doughies) you were probably brown and already driving the family tuktuk for fares.
Don't forget to post in the other bakes to keep the samefagging retard happy.
>Picrel = people who freaks out about thisFucking karens. They literally thinks everything should be banned. Their bird brains don't function right.
Im voting aboriginal nationalist party
>>543668392>And yeah - if you didn't sit on mum or dads lap driving the car as a kid (especially doing snakeys or doughies) you were probably brown and already driving the family tuktuk for fares.Sick white cunts.
>>543668618>#justwadeyethings
>>543668618Bunch of likely local lads having a bit of a purge.
Cops are meant to protect people.This bitch sounds crazy.Hope she isn't homosexually obsessed.
>>543667148boongs
>>543670438Never give women power
I remember when these guys took eachothers shirts off and wrestled at the UN
>>543672070>shirtfrontKids were shot out of the sky.Tones didn't do shit.
>>543672070>I WILL SHURT FRONT HIM!>TONES COULDA DONE THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER BY DROPPING TROU AND ASSERTING DOMINANCE BY PINCHING OFF A LOG WHILE KEEPING EYE CONTACT WITH PUTIN
>>543667809nanny state shit hole.
>>543668842tribal punishment with the traditional crow bar
>>543672810Tones ripped off vlads shirt and pressed his body right up against his so their nipples were touching.
>camry of peace?https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10-03/newcastle-knights-car-crash-wallsend-injuries/107224666
>>543673565Gotta get that 98Goodsniff when Whytedogcunts lock up their Gubment Lancruizer.
>aus-/-"'-pol:>? gener"alfucking illiterate jeet faggot OP
>>543673617One of the hottest moments in australian history.
>>543673617One of them never loses, so the other rapes him in front of all onlookers. Julia Bishop laughed.No homo.
>>543673876OP is defiantly brown. Definitely.
>>543673974Crack a tinny with Tones and I.
Been demolishing these cunts.The big ones are on special for $4
>>543676392
I'm gay for the weekend
Who has the low down on what happened in newwy? Looks like a brown cunt ran over a knights fan at their pre gf celebrations. Race war now.
>>543667428Stupid self-improvement foid.
>>543676798Spoke to a friend who witnessed>Chocolate thunder getting egged on by crowd doing burn out>Spins out and floors it into crowd>Tries to do a runner but gets nabbed by the crowd and police>Child who got hit was getting CPR done on themHorrific shit. I am in favour of the death penalty for retards like him
This is all I seen, just got home(wwwfacebergcom)/share/r/1CVKj7Qm4S/
>>543676931Yeah in the vid the life flight landing on the road and shit.
>>543667809>JewDaUp Magistrates CourtJewed Up and Jewed Over, it’s Da Jooz.
>>543676937Can zoomies hold a fucking phone steady?And maybe he had his toddler son steering?
>>543677292Kek. Looks like delhi traffic, just needs another brown cunt to slam a truck and trailer into and we're on.
Apparently the driver was doing a burnout and lost control.An infant is seriously injured.
>>543677537>the driverjeets aren't 'drivers' in the classical sense. they have no spatial awareness and have no place behind a wheel of a vehicle>>543676931>he death penalty for retards like himcheck the faceberg video. jeet will get off because he got called racist shit after the factguaranteed
>>543677537Why is that even allowed?
>>543677537>taking a baby to a retard festBad move
>>543677537how could Albo do this
>>543676392for me its these dimmies $4.25 at woolies or coles (alternating weeks, the cunts)
>>543677670Was it a jeet or abo?
>>543678208What do you reckon they got in them mate? Be old ground up trotters and shit. Makes me sick thinking about pork dummies. I do like other dimmies but you can miss me with those.
>>543678500probably shoulder if I'm guessingthe store brand ones are all reclaimed meat
>>543678208They're quite tasteless. Gotta drown em in onions sauce.
>>543678222>jeet or abo?if its an abo he will be given a payout too>>543678500normal dimmies are just pork and breadcrumbsi guess those ones just have more pork in them
>>543678776i hate how you can't legitimately say s. o. y. here.
>>543678807>evading filtersthats a bannable offence
>>543678208I get these to with goy sauce.
>>543678776yeah they don't hold a candle to ones made from locally sourced cats, but for $4.25/480g they're decent for a hot meal.
>>543678807onions
>>543679081onions
Tones loves his onions.
>>543679284Never seen an onion he didn't like
too much rain in vic the potholes will float away again
>>543679645*pothole patches
>>543679645Deadset. Cunt probably just driving normally and hit an albohole and lost control into the crowd.
>>543667148I used to have my son on my lap driving from his kindergarten car park to my daughter's school's carpark 4 years ago, he loved it, was about 100m kek
>https://www.baka.com.au/politics/federal/the-greens-defence-red-lines-no-weapons-for-ukraine-curtail-the-us-alliance-20261003-p6128o.html>Shoebridge says fuck you UkraineWill /pol/niggers be simping for the greens now in their never ending endeavor to being a contrarian retard?
Any of you tech savvy youngsters able to get a vid of gout gout bursting out of a jar of Vegemite Vegemite?
>>543680116No video but heres a png
>>543680087you're meant to lurk for 2 years, newfag.
>>543680087I'm unironically considering voting Greens because LNP, Labor and ON are ZOG.maybe Shooters and Fishers if they run someone.
>>543680172Ive been here forever>>543680197[spoiler] lol [/spoiler]
>>543667809Yeah I have memories of this. Its not like a fully grown man cant grab the wheel from a child sitting on his lap if necessary. Its not like the kid was ever actually in control of the car.
>>543667258Are the Jews in the room with you again telling you do give up?
>>543668618Judas Priest boys > The Metallica gang > The Kylie Minogue girls >The rest
