PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>>/tv/
>>543670419Thank you baker!
>>543670419TYB and good evening anons
Looks like a good party. Sort of reminds me of the rugby party.
morning gents
rescuing the thread from 9th page
Good evening anons.
this better be good
>>543672999hasn't been in a whilebut there's always hope
Classic Dan. He opens First Shift with the parade of party hotties because he's greedy for viewers but he's also a complete faggot so he only talks about their number, not their appearance.
>>543672138ty based on. :12 is the moment
Kinda funny how he pulled up to them at the light with his arm hanging out of the window like “yeah we bout to stop you”… Damn chocolate thick mommy
These threads are pretty dead these days
>>5436731474u
>>543673147part of the problem is some bullshit banning thing that happens to some peopleI was banned for two weeks
>>543673147Ebbs and Flows broseph… nothing like the ole days like 10 years ago where we could play bingo and burn through 3 breads an hour
Somehow I missed that party. Must have been after I gave up and went to bed.
>>543670419Let's Gooooooooo!
Fascinating stuff, Dan. It's too bad there are no serious crimes happening all over the US right now that you could air.
>>543673147>These threads are pretty dead these days
>>543673247Best thing on this show in years and truly amazing
I don't remember them ever doing a sobriety test and saying someone's not drunk. Maybe one other time.
>>543673309wow those spikes are entirely due to Trump
>>543673271We don't punish people for serious crimes anymore
>>543673241My butt itches. Has it really been 10 years?
>>543673213Same. I honestly think some lefty faggot got to be a high level mod and has been range banning anons. My mobile isp range got perma banned and even on my cable modem kept getting temporary bans for no reason for weeks at a time and then after like 2-3 days would get temp banned again. I actually think it’s a coordinated effort to keep as many anons off /pol/ before the election and I’ve notice an extreme uptick of lefty faggots posting even more so than usual and more than normal election season shilling uptick.
>Palmetto State Armory I have an AR-15 from them
>>543673447Yes almost 10 years or so based itch butt poster… Good to see you’re still around!
>drugs>gun>ankle monitor
>>543673529Thanks. It's a long time to itch, but I'm glad to still be here.
the cops gotta go to the city attorney to break up a party? lmfao how the fuck is california even real
>>543673541>how high t shirt
Late again. Did I miss anything? Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?
>>543673464the thing is that 99% of my posts are in OPL threads
>>543673633Checked live long and scratch strong!
>>543673633>>543672999
Most of us leave home with a wallet and keys. Certain folks, I've learned from this show, leave the house with a gun and drugs.
>>543673687I’m not talking about individual b& but range bans that used to only last a couple days which have been going on since at least late June
>>543673309Interesting.
>>543673697They also use the gun to smash one of their own tail lights.
>>543673760I am in the midst of one here in Houston. Have not been able to post from my office for a long time now.
>landman uses t-mobilegood enough for me
>>543673464It’s been a while but I encountered that quite a bit this past year.
>>543673907
>>543673464It seems like half the catalog is lefty bullshit, maybe more.
>>543673848>>543673926That’s what makes me wonder if it’s intentional, it’s never been like this before. I mean looking at >>543673309 it feels like, there’s someone on the inside purposefully trying to kill /pol/ and doing massive range bans isn’t going to make anons keep wanting to come here if they can’t post anymore
Would because despite my vast experience with women I've yet to bed an Asian chick. Pray for me.
>>543674088Usually is during election season, but it definitely something else is going on behind the scenes
imagine gettin arrested over this
>we need more funding>for teddy bears
Based cop
>>543674223>"sorry we blew your parents away. Have a teddy bear."
Just like the Black cops in Boyz N Tha Hood. Love it.
>>543674163Got get an Asian massage and that will quell your your yellow fever anon… Most Asian women are 3/10 except for the 1 out of 1 million bug women who look hot until they hit 30 and start looking like yoda.
>>5436741737/10maybe more maybe less, we need better lighting
they got him squealin like a little girl
This jiggaboo is headed to prison >the cuffs will stretchLmao
>handcuffs>stretch
>>543674088The catalog is full of 1pbtid threads, there are barely any organic threads by actual users
Dan is gonna have to find some White people who aren't really bothering anyone.
>>543674276
>liderly>liderly>liderly
>>543674280That's not what I'm seeing. I'm a tough critic but there are a ton of hot Asian women where I am. I do ok with women in general but the Orient heritage ones don't vibe with me. And I don't pay for it. But I do appreciate the advice.
>>543674382Don’t worry he had some rural place up his sleeve of a white person jaywalking he can cut away to soon
>>543674387thanks. intense scene. i think the director doesn't like black cops.
>>543674382>wow… uh… suspected double homicide… Obviously, we want to respect the victims so we are going to back away but we’ll keep you updated on what happens on Richland county. In the meantime, let’s go to Nye County where a man is being cited for installing too large a bird feeder.
>>543674445heh true and he'll lower his voice pitch to narrate it
>>543674445Or tomorrow night will be nothing but white people. Dan seems to pick a Friday or Saturday to be a white or black night
That cop literally went in to get driven over
Whoever owns that landscaping business is gonna be pissed for letting Jamal quantvious drive the company truck home
>>543674472The pic is Bernie Mac from Don’t Be A Menace in South Central… parodying that scene from Boyz in the Hood. I think if this before I even think of the original.https://youtu.be/Zrl2Dm8Rwtk
lmfao
>>543674280The yoda curse is as inevitable as the abuela curse, but I see a lot of older women asian women that still look decent. I think it's just a testament to how helpful staying height/weight proportionate is in postponing wall impact.
Jermey almost pulled it off lol. That was kinda slick ngl…
Porch monkey thought he could hide in it's natural habitat
>>543674613oh thanks that's funny shit and definitely not woke. back when comedies weren't just woke propaganda.
>>543674088I have noticed that as well>>543674380True
>>543674723Shame Marlon Wayne’s let his son troon out
Pro tip: the high pitch signals lying
>>543674933*Hello fellow law abiding neighbors* Kek
His eyes are wide open, definitely tweaking…
>>543675064NO IT DO NOT
>Be from greene county>Use meth
meth will have you walkin for 6 hours.
Once the cuffs go on they rarely come back off
>Here's a white guy walking down the road not hurting anybodyThanks, Dan
>>543675263I’ve also heard it just makes you permanently arousing and that many tweakers just get high and beat their dick raw.
>>543675315i already do that
>>543674723ebert's seething review of it is funny
judging by the car, the driver was an old white female
I dont know where the streams are anymore
>Dodge charger causing a multi vehicle wreck in a black neighborhood
>>543675511I don’t know his entire history but Ebert has some truly baffling takes. I can respect his opinion and his ability to articulate his feelings but some of the things he loved and hated are really odd.
that guy is going crazy on the stretcher
>No going in no truck
>>543675511>More to the point, it ridicules such goals as education, employment, responsible parenthood, staying off drugs, and staying away from gangs. My thought was, do we need this movie at this time, when violent death by drugs or guns is the leading killer of young black men under 25?
>>543675594I forgot to mention sober
when black people see a camera they either twerk/act out or get mad, no in between
erhart and janowiecke lurkin in the background again tonight
>>543675633https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/541244919/#q541245300
>>543675804>janowiecke lurkin in the background again tonightI miss her because I have a weakness for skinny redheads. And BTW, the memes and threads today about the Cornell "rape" victim have been cracking me up.
This man has three kids. You are sitting at home eating noodles and spinach in your underwear.
>>543675941GLP-1's were a mistake
>>543675892Duke lacross 2.0 bitch was letting them run a train and felt guilty about it a month later after seeing her gaping pussy on the Internet… Democrats haven’t even won yet but they’re already starting up with their same old woke bullshit. It’s like they can’t help themselves from being insufferable faggots.
WTF?
Officer chico
>Garden-variety Zoomer
>>543675963Yes
Gas zoomers.
we better not get into a shooting war because zoomer males are useless, which also means our future is fucked
>>543676030
>>543676012he said AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>543675941Who can afford noodles AND spinach?
that kid is worse than the bird that lived in peter griffins beard
>>543676075Ballistic training will be replaced with screaming training.
>>543675892>And BTW, the memes and threads today about the Cornell "rape" victim have been cracking me up.>>543676005Yeah, I remember that well. They are for sure on the lookout for the next outrage to rouse the NPCs
>>543676100Checked, and thanks for clearing that up.
>>543676080I concur my fellow aficionado!
>>543676121>What movie have you imagined yourself in, Dan?>Uh… Yentl?
>>543675822thanks lad, god bless
>>543676176heh
>>543676134she looks like she has a mean right hook
>>543676307There is a lot of speculation now that she was the raper in the situation
He wanted to put his dick in Allen’s bussy after eating shrooms and Allen ran away
>guy on mushrooms just asks to be told he's ok>cop says he's not a medical professionalgreat job officer
$5.49 for smokes? marlboros are 14 bucks here (pa)
what is that haircut
>>543676488>I’m gonna have fire and ems check you out. You’lll be back moderating your subreddit in no time.
>>543676498Cigs are like $10.50 a pack where I live and they used to be like $2 back in 2002
>>543676522
whatchutalmbout
>>543676603he keeps calling them dummy
>>543676628His mom didn't call them that
YOU BIG DUMMY
>>543676618Most anons here don’t even know who these clowns are.. House party
god damn gas stations are bright as fuck
>>543676666no, you a dummy.
>>543676678Yes because we plentiful energy and people are usually up to no good at gas stations here in America Palmetto state armory is based
>>543676666Checked
>>543676673house party got released in the criterion collection
>actually no, let's not take a break W-what? Dan are you okay?
>>543676678It's all a ruse to get night fillers to buy more gas.
>6g of mushroomsyep he's havin a bad night for sure lol
>heroic dose
>>543676581yeah, l remember paying $20 for a carton at a gas station in virginia. that was half of what they cost back home. ha it was 2002. in 1980 a carton was $3.50 in north carolina
>>543676666
>>543675822Awesome. Thanks Fren!
>>543676845Remember that time those cops baked weed brownies, ate them all, and called 911? Still one of the funniest things on the internet. Webm not related.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0&t
>>543676845>>543676867I remember one night I ate a queer of shrooms and the thing that freaked me out was I had déjà vu from a dream I had the night before. The night before I remember I was looking out of the window my friends house looking over the downtown and it took all day trying to find some shrooms and then we got a half oz and finally got some and they all had blue veins and I tripped the fuck out thinking I was going to die because the dream I literally had the night before was happening while I was looking at downtown thru the same window… Having Déjà vu while tripping off a queer of shrooms is a fucking head trip and I don’t like doing psychedelics anymore, fuck that shit. Other time I saw a tree melt into the ground
>>543677168Quarter of shrooms*
>>543677168My first LSD trip was also my last. I also had the intense melting hallucinations and it just went on forever and I could not go to sleep. No thank you.
Who’s going to save her?
Man I hate dykes
She's sweaty. Breaking windows must be hard work.
dan sounds exhausted by all these blacks tonight
>>543677207> A queer of shroomsKek
Lesbos!
>>543677485he said queer twice, pretty sus
I bet their tribbing sessions are amazing
>5'11" vs 6'
>>543677527Kneegrow it’s auto correct and I’ve been drinking since 6pm
>>543677527Certified HOMO
>>543677207>>543677168Wow
How big is the chick that threw that man shit
>>543677589
>>543677499Imagine all the screaming and domestic abuse from these two
>>543677499l'd like to try to flip the tall one
>>543677631looks pretty scrong
>>543677658Your face right now....homo
Have fun at the psych ward for the rest of the weekend dude
last place i wanna be on 6g of mushrooms is the hospital, well ok maybe jail, but the hospital would suck
>>543677806
Kek, can you imagine shroom guys buddy tripping his balls off in his apartment and the cops show up and knock on the door?
>>543677888checked
>oh no he’s peddling towards oncoming traffic!
>>543677830Maybe they give him a nitrous oxide mask and some benzos and he has a great time listening to some tunes with the nurses
>>543678021seems like everything they charged him with occured after the initial contact. why did the cop want to stop him in the first place?
>>543678068women used to be so feminine
Sounds like Allen is spaced out listening to phonk music
>>543678139>why did the cop want to stop him in the first place?all they said was "traffic stop"
Seems kind of embarrassing to check if someone's on welfare
Here we go at the shroom apartment
Kot
>are you adam?>adam?>are you adam?>allen?
>>543678245KEK! And then>Did you and your friend take some shrooms together?>Yes>Well he's now in the hospitalHoly fuck that would mess with your head. Am I going to die now? He probably went and looked in the mirror which is a huge mistake when you are on a hallucinogen.
>>543678537i believe the cat will keep him grounded
>where you goin?>your mama's house
here we go
guy's a scumbag but cop shouldn't have poked him and instigated
>your Mama’s house
>Listening to late night tip from three 6 mafia minding his own business not wanting to talk to the police Based bus rider
>your mamas houseAlright king, just get outta here will ya.
hahahahahaha
Imagine he has a heart attack and dies right now and dan gets cancelled again
The word is often used carelessly but I believe this man is a genuine ‘hoss’.
I am surprised the taser worked that well considering the body fat
Dan's wet dreamwhite guy arrestedI can go to sleep now
i coulda handled that way better than that cop.
>>543678804Quite possible, Dan getting cancelled again for this time a fat white guy at the bus station would be pottery
>>543678841Me too. Seemed like he got hit in the back, where little fat is stored.
So glad he resisted. I wanted to see how that would go down
>>543678841>>543678908If you’re amped up enough and you can take those tazer things off with a quick swipe of the hands
>>543679007maybe you could, but hoss couldn't reach
>>543678804>>543678879You have to upset the childless millennial white women to get canceled. That white guy wouldn't have moved the needle for them
>>543679046He was too slow, he could’ve easily swiped those electrodes off his back if he had then determination to get them off him… He just submitted and went out like a fart in the wind, otherwise they probably would’ve just shot his fat ass for trying to escape… his body fat would’ve probably protected him from their 9mm rounds better than the tazer
dan won't say what percentage of the proceeds go to the foundation
>>543674088>It seems like half the catalog is lefty bullshit, maybe more.good....has to balance out the gay ass MIGAtards
I feel bad for the dog
>>543679007There was an expo for law enforcement tech at a hotel I worked years ago. They asked if I wanted to volunteer to be tased. I said I would but they never came and gut me. I really wanted to try it.
>>543679333ty webm bro
>>543679333Chekd and thanks webm anon. Cop looks like he may have had some grappling training to me.
>>543679334i know dude kamala would've been so much better>>543678711rap isn't based
>>543679333Checked… the black security guard backed out thinking he was gonna get sued lmao
did dan just crash the whole show
>>543679439Late night tip is based 25 fucking years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mull015Rgcs&pp=ygUObGF0ZSBuaWdodCB0aXA%3D
>>543679520refresh the stream
>>543679468Too old for this shit
>>543679520no it was the stream
just went out for pizza and took a chance on a honey spicy pepperoni and tongue is burning
>>543679598Marco’s pizza was a mistake
>>543679598Godspeed
>>543679690i don't do chains
did he have a washcloth on his head like at an onsen
>>543679706Rip to your tastebuds anon either way
>what is this cameramanhe's there to make sure i see you get wrangled
>>543679690But wait…
Doorag? Check1 shoe on? CheckPants pulled down? CheckNormal night in Baton Rouge
>bossman
he was going to say a time until he remembered the camera was there
> mcdonalds fries + methodoneUSA USA USA!!
>>543679808dan calls it a happy meal apparently
>>543679808
IFC - and other networks - are running horror movies all month and right now it's a Leprechaun marathon and young pre nose job Aniston is running from him
>>543679690I am old enough to remember the Golden Age of pizza chains. That being said, Marco's isn't terrible. Better than Papa Johns or Dominos. Sadly, there are not any independent pizza joints in my barrio.
>>543679902>>543679690>>543679598Jet’s Pizza is the best
>>543679902that sucks. fact is the indie za joints probably use no better ingredients than the chains.
>>543679946aight ima check it out
Dan’s running ads for generic viagra now?
>>543679902I remember how special the pan pizza was when I was 5 years old and goy my 1st game boy and I used to go to the Pizza Hut lunch buffet in high school for lunch
>BOSSMANE
>>543679946>Jet’s PizzaNever heard of it, but I just checked. There is 1 about 15 miles away from me, but it looks good.
fuck off dan with a motorcycle chase with 1 min to go
>tracking motorcycle>that's all we have time for!
>>543679870Will watch! Someone should stream
>note to self if I ever kill somebody make sure I ride off on a motorcycle
Wei Wu is weighing in on twatter
>>543679870Oh fuq i cant believe im watching this
>>543679439wouldn't have made much differencedifference is, i'm not pretending like my AIPAC president is a god, like you cocksuckers do
>>543680526you seem stable
>>543680526you're on the internet fightin ghosts
>>543679870> 2014God dammit, this was 13 years ago. I hate being old. Things were 100x better even that far back.
>>543680619>Bad dragon on the car seatVery disrespectful
>>5436807522014 was one of the best years of my life. Everything sucks now. I’m just waiting for the shooting to start.
>>543680583>>543680619queers
>>543680853I really started feeling the shit show in 2015. Tail end of obama, then trump changed everything. Now i just want politics to be boring again so I can go back to bread and circus.
>>543680794Tbh, barry wore it better.
>>543681075Kek. Good times.
Bump for leprechaun watchers on IFC
