Why is this shit getting addicting?I'm 26 btw.
cheers
>addicted to piss waterAt the fucking least become an alcoholic on some good beer, mate.
>>543672829last time i had bud i accidentally ordered a "flight" of it which was like a pint glass, a tall boy of some kind, and like 1 or 2 other forms of bud. it was god awful but by the end i got used to the pisswasser
>>543672829>>543672891You’re fat>and balding
>>543672829https://youtu.be/p90YwyDGc_A
>>543672829It's not. Beer tastes like what I would imagine PISS tastes like and smells just as bad.WHY YOU DRINK PISS BRO
>>543672967Nah I have good hair genes luckily and i'm fairly lean. I plan to go to the gym tomorrow. Copity cope cope.>>543673023take out your butt plug faggot
>>543673088stop drinking that shit you cuck, it turned you into a fag
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>>543673125your faggot taste buds only like sugar and sweetness and can't stand bitterness
>>543672829its the phytoestrogens they put in it
>>543672829Enjoy your addiction... until it enjoys you...and it will.
>>543673129kek. it felt like that
>>543672829because you have no will power.
>>543673014Sad...
Its basically, like a Crack head smoking Crack his apartment. His endorphins go up and they crash 15 minutes later and he needs to smoke again. So it is with people taking shots, chugging beers and whatnot. When your super hung over and your brain isn't making endorphins correctly and the only way to feel somewhat happy is drinking more, sleeping, stuffing your face or participating in carnal activities.
>>543672829>why does this depressant make me like it?Why are you incompetent at napping?
>>543673197Very true words. Wife cut me off for the first and only time a couple years ago. The next day I had a seizure and spent 6 days in the ICU. Drinking was the best until it was the only thing.Sober ever since and so fucking happy.
>>543672829I'm a beer drinker. Been drinking tons of beer in my entire life every fucking day and I'm beautiful at 45.
>>543672829It's so fucking easy to stop drinking
>>543673502Mirror effect in full play here. You look shit pops, teens don’t want to fuck you.
i often wonder, of given the choice of 1) piss every beer piss you've ever pissed all at once and have a clean liver or 2) exhale every smoke you've ever smoked at once and have clean lungs. i think smoke is the better route, plus it'd look pretty badass. but also i've drank thousands of beers
>>543673023Nah piss is kinda salty.
>>543673023this faggot's imagining himself drinking piss
>>543672829It's probably full of corn syrup being American, that's like crack cocaine to the brain.
>>543673949bud's is corn hops yeast and water, but yeah there's probably silica or some mystery chemical in there as a fining agent
>>543674016I looked it up, they use rice syrup as their "fermentation aid" as distinct from corn syrup, same thing though, hyper sweetness.
For me it's Yuengling light.
It's just hereditary inherited genetics, my gramps owned a bar and I can drink a bottle of tequila or whiskey and still be fine to drive
>>543674189maybe i'm thinking of coors that omits rice. anyways it's for the yeast to eat and poop out alcohol, the american light lager style guidelines are pretty stringent
>>543674316pennsylvania trash water
I don't even know how it tastes! lolAt work I have to check for beer cans and seet in the winterish time... and it took me forever to figure out what's beer, whats energy drinks. I don't even drink energy drinks, it's like I live under a rock. I hate beer, ewwww.
>>543672829Alcopehol
>>543673766>teens don’t want to fuck you.Busy fucking your mom don't care. Time for bed you little shit.. it's butt night
>>543673088>Copity cope copeget the fuck back to plebbit
>>543674477yeah being a jeet in canada is a huge shock, i hear even tim horton's won't hire you now
>>543674371based, drinking and driving is good
>>543674620kek
>>543674704I'm not saying I condone it idiot I'm saying that even shit face hammered instill have my wits about me
>>543675009only takes one mistake, i imagine you're white too that's a mandatory +10 years on the sentence
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>>543675084I bet you're fun at parties
>>543675320i'm the one that brewed the beer
>>543675445Reported to the ATF say goodbye to your dog faggot
>>543675693not illegal to brew beer you party pooper
>>543672829Addictive*
>>543675693Gay bootlicker
>>543674620Lol, fuck, is it that obvious!Gave myself away. I put in cornrows for nothing, gotta start drinking ASAP.
>>543672829Imagine being addicted to fucking Pisswiser of all things. If you're going to be an alcoholic, there are countless better beers to be addicted to.
>>543677064ok
>>543676958or you could just leave
>>543677064>my wife's boyfriend just looooooves this new NEIPA it's bursting with heckin citrusy goodness!
>>543672829You have been doxxed leafvpnanonI'm not going down this LARP road with you
>>543672829Whiskey is better.Can drink it with ice or room temp, it doesn't matter. Make you drunk faster and with less, so is less harmful to the liver. Also smells nice.Beer make you feel bloated and have to piss all the time.
cause you hit twink death. now your belly will grow round, you skin will turn thick and red, and your hairline will recede.
>>543677212>If you don't drink the boomer pisswater you're an onionsboyImagine having such shit taste that you defend fucking Budweiser.>>543677106Good
>>543672829If you're going to kill yourself with alcohol, at least do it like the days of yore and take yourself out with ungodly amounts of blue top vodka or something. Go out like a man that has dedicated the rest of his short, horribly painful life to suffering as much as possible without a single complaint. That's what I was doing, but I guess God had a different idea for me.
>>543677374struck a nerve eh? hit a little too close to home? it's alright
>>543677374>oh-hoh my boy, doth thou care to indulge in a bit of a drink?>look no further to my refined collection of alcoholic beverages.>all brimming with complex flavors and textures>be sure to bring your good boy points rewards card for a free tendie sampler!Look faggot, bottom shelf vodka and cheap beer is what chads drink. >bitch and moan about 'ewww i would never drink that!'you drink fucking cum. when i drink it's to stop remembering. you aren't even close to being cool, nigger
Alcohol makes me so violently sick that being drunk is not worth it, I can’t imagine being addicted to something you don’t inhale
>>543672829Because you have dysgenic trash genes. I'm sorry anon, it's terminal. There is no cure.
>>543677993there are lots of drugs you can shove up your ass
>>543677875When you drink a beer that doesn't taste like it was siphoned out of a septic tank it's going to blow your mind.>>543677875"Chads" don't drink bottom shelf slop, alcoholics and poor people do. "Chad" drinks whatever tastes good, paint thinner and pisswater don't taste good. Enjoy puking your chemical swill all over yourself.
>>543677906>when I drink, it's to stop remembering>bottom shelf vodka Kek. Same here. I don't like beer tho. It's not as poisonous.
>>543678414>Enjoy puking your chemical swill all over yourself.tummycels quaking in their boots learning you can just drink whatever you want when you're chad
>>543678544Leave them alone to their fantasies bro. They're always gonna be fags. More cheap vodka and not giving a fuck for us.
>>543678251You can soak tampons in vodka and put them up your butt
>>543672829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVvZ4BGpN9M
>>543678544>>543678699Checked, "chads"May your journey to the right of picrel go as quickly as you wish.
Decompensated cirrhosis, they’ve given me 10-15 years left at 37. Stop while you can.
>>543673304i think you mean will-to-power
>>543679019What did you drink? Did you workout? Drink water?
>>543672829Eery, I was saying the same things at the same age. 6 years later I regret it, not sure if it's rock bottom but feels like it. Stop now brother before it really takes hold.
>>543678983>wahhh ur gonna get fat and then die!May your journey to the reddit of picrel go as quirkly as you chungus.
>>543679211>he doesn't knowthat's not fat on them
>>543679273You're right, it's muscle. Niggas like us? Drink a handle of popov and chase it with a 30 pack of natty light then hit the gym for the 2 hours a day we aren't at our double shift or fucking our wives.
>>543672829Pro-tip: when you quit never cold turkey. You have to reduce the number of beers by 1-2 per day and you will wake up wired with nightmares at 3AM as you do it, but if you slam through withdrawal cold turkey, you will permanently wire your brain to ramp up to that level you withdrew from. Meaning that if you drink again after a long break, after 2-3 session your brain will start needing the full amount you were hitting before or it will start creating withdrawal symptoms.And if you're white your liver is powerful and there's a max limit of beers you can do before your liver just filters the alcohol faster than it can hit your GABA system, meaning no matter how many beers you drink you still get the withdrawal, and this forces a lot of people in hard liquor which makes it way worse.So whatever you do don't quit cold turkey, and a tapered quit isn't easy either.Fucking with booze is like a hard night out once every 2-3 months in your 20s max. Anything more and there's no happy ending. 2-3 beers on a Friday once a week forever is fine though.
>>543672829>zoomer>drinks rotten piss water Checks out. You retarded jungle niggers have no sense of individuality or trying things outside of the normie faggot spectrum. KYS, OP.
The cool thing about drinking is how it activates your base monkey brain and monkey wants to fuck
>>543672923I’ve got gout and pancreatitis from being too white so I can only drink whiskey and tequila.
>>543679092Vodka, yes until I got sick, can’t drink too much water or my stomach will expand with fluid.
>>543679702i think you mean boys don't cry
>Drinking the tranny pisswaterI shiggy diggy
>>543672829It's great if you're predisposed to adrenalisation until you fry your dopamine and it just brings misery >whayoumeanI mean for people like me, drinking gives you boundless energy to fuck up your entire life Combine night time drinking with daytime caffeine and it's an endless spiral You will never be stable and you'll think you're awesome and everyone will slowly leave yoi
>>543679478https://hams.cc/taper/If you already have liver disease then a medical detox is probably better.
>>543679513>My drink is better than yours, you're less of a MAN for not drinking my drink!You're retarded. Also, if anything budweiser is only really popular with old-heads. Gen-Z drinks truly and high noon more than budweiser.
t. i have a little more than 1 month sober
>>543679893Swill issue.
>>543673436Proud of you!
>>543678414take your milkshake IPAs and man tits back to r*ddit newfag, you're very clearly over your head here
>>543677145No, I rather hero than go back to india! I'll just start drinking. No more chai for me, just beer. :D
>>543672829What you should do instead is just go through exactly what i went through, and start there you won't get anywhere if you cheat you have to actually go through everything i went through. Then and only then will you be able to determine if your paranoia holds weight or not.
>>543680449careful bhai, most jeets turn into monsters after 3-4 beers
