Christians will look you in the eye and tell you with a straight face that its more likely that a jewish woman was impregnated as a virgin, rather than a Jewish woman cheated on her husband and fucked some rando in her village. They will revere this woman, and never question whether this woman maybe lied and just fucked around because she was a young woman who wanted to live life. These people will then try to push laws based off this jewish woman who more than likely got dicked down by people in her village and then made up a story. We are expected to take these people seriously.
Its more likely that a jewish woman 2 thousand years ago was impregnated by god, rather than a random thot cheated on her husband and made up a lie.
I'm pretty sure the whole virgin thing is a retcon
>>543684698I'm pretty sure the degenerate one is you.
Wether or not the immaculate conception is real or not changes nothing about the rest of Jesus' life and teachings, which is what the rules are based on. I believe it to be true because it makes much more sense for God to chose this route than any other way. For example, it would require everyone involved to have extraordinary faith in God and extraordinary submission to his will to go with this version compared to any other. It makes me think of the story about Sarah who laughed when told God will give her a child after being infertile all her life and at age 90. It specifies that she hadn't even been menstruating anymore and when she hears that, she's in disbelief and snickers but the messengers ask her why she's laughing, wether she thinks something like this is hard or impossible for God to do? The immaculate conception of Jesus Christ takes this to the next level where it tests Mary and Joseph's faith and trust in God's abolity to do everything if it's his will. And they had the required faith in his omnipotence, which is why they were chosen to by the worldly parents of bqby Jesus to begin with.
>>543684698>muH man made fairy tales!
>>543684698Reddit is that way >>>
christianity is an anti-gentile psyop it's very obvious>>543684759that's not even what they believed at the time lol
>>543685062All anti-christ shitters are incapable of good work. You are all garbage that deserve nothing but eternal damnation.
>>543684698Some say the father was a Roman legionnaire named Panterahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiberius_Julius_Abdes_Pantera
>>543684922Take a step back. Do you not realize how retarded this sounds?
>>543684698>jewish woman was impregnated as a virgin, rather than a Jewish woman cheated on her husband and fucked some rando in her villageI love how the only way you kikes can attack Christianity is by pushing the myth that jessus and Mary were somehow kikes.LOL!
>>543684698>>543685062>*literally espousing jewish beliefs written in the talmud*>"the Christians are the jewish ones though!"Who could be behind this post?
>>543685215>"some"They're called jews and you are quoting the talmud verbatim.
>>543685788What about ones faith in God being tested before being trusted with the most important mission a human ever was trusted with is retarded?
>>543684698Christ is King.
>>543685832>>543685849>>543685832>>543685861>>543685885You believe its more likely that a 14 year old Jewish girl, was impregnated by God, and gave birth to the son of god. Its less likely to you that the same 14 year old jewish girl cheated on her spouse. This is your belief system. This is who you chose to be.
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>>543686119The bible doesn't establish her age anywhere, that's a jewish invention. And no, I don't believe in the immaculate conception because it's statistically likely, I believe in it precisely because it seems impossible. The impossibility of it is the point because it tests your faith in God's omnipotence. If you think God can't even impregnate a virgin, how would you ever believe he could do any of the other things he did, does and will do?
>>543686119>You believe its more likely that a 14 year old Jewish girl, was impregnated by GodNo I think it's impossible.Since kikes didn't even exist at the time. : )))
>>543684922>Wether or not the immaculate conception is real...You are completely retarded. You don't even know what the immaculate conception is.
>>543685087Thanks I really believe the dead jew carries my sins now!
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>>543686296You are genuinely a retard. The same way you view Mormons or Jehovas witness, or Hindus, or Muslims, or Zoroastrians, or Calvanists, you are equally a retard. You are no different brother. You are genuinely a fucking moron. Its genuinely sad
>>543686877? It just means that Mary had a baby without ever having had intercourse that could have led to this pregnancy from a biological standpoint.
>>543684698You either believe in the abrahamic god as a christian or muslim or you dont. If you believe in god then her conception was immaculate. Thats the end of story, theres no discussion to be had
>>543684698It’s a literal cuck religion.
>>543686907I especially liked that part of your post where you listed the genuine and solid arguments as to why I am retarded. You're really starting to change my mind on the topic, you simply make too much sense.
>>543685087We’re not scared of your Jewish storybook.
>>543685849talmud tells you the truth about evil jews and what goes on behind closed doorsjust saying lmao
>>543685932That's guy is jewish like jesus?
>>543686953He stated at the beginning. Mary was a lying kike hoe
>>543686296The Bible doesn't need to establish her age. Age of marriage at the time was 12The Bible clearly states she had to get purified like every other jewess that gives birth, even though she supposedly gave birth to a god... How did he still make her impure?
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80% of the thread is memeflags arguing against each other. Smells like a slide thread.
>>543686907christians lack introspection or reflection, they will laugh at women casting spells on trump so he doesn't get elected, and turn around and pray to a dead jewish rabbi that he does these people aren't sane
>>543686976I am right. You and your entire family deserve to die.
How old were you when you learned that the serpent actually didn't trick Eve into eating the fruit?
>>543686926No. The Immaculate Conception refers to the birth of Mary. She was conceived without sin. The Incarnation refers to the virgin birth of Christ.
>>543684698I will look you in the eye and run a scalpel around the edges of your face, tracing an oval. I will look you straight in the eye as I make you watch yourself in a mirror. I give the skin a violent jerk and in one motion your entire face is ripped off. I make you watch as I dance around wearing your face. Eat shit and die.
>>543687030And average age of marriage in 2025 was 29, yet here you are. It doesn't state that she had to, she just did the rites because that was the custom and why risk it. If you aren't sure wether you got spit of an infected person on your shirt or not, would you not wash it just in case even though there's a chance it wasn't actually necessary? Plus the purification rites are about the bleeding after giving birth. It's the blood that would be impure, not the giving birth. Which is why there was also purification rites for menstruation and being in contact with blood in other ways. Blood was associated with death and injury, which is why it was seen as unclean. There's no reason why she's just randomly decide to not undergo the purification rites after bleeding from giving birth after having done these rites all her life.
>>543687137Mary was a jewish woman who sucked fat dick and got cummed in by randos. She made up a story of how she was a virgin. You essentially worship this woman. This is embarrasing.
>>543687213You anti-christ shitters will die, and go to Hell.
>>543687137Right, my bad. And what about that? How's that relevant to her being a virgin and pregnant? She was without sin since the moment she existed.
>>543687213>Mary was a jewish woman who sucked fat dick and got cummed in by randos.Why do you feel the need to go for the gross out factor?
Christians are a Jewish sect, could be the right one of them.
>>543687237>You anti-christ shitters will die, and go to Hell.Should you like pray for him o algo, whiny faggot?
>>543687365>Islam is Christian You have to believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God to be christian. Muslims think he was just a prophet, so they can't be christian by definition. What a shit AI chart you got there.
>>543687441It's the final destination.
>>543687255You're using imprecise terminology and have no idea what you're talking about. You look stupid when you say "Immaculate Conception" and talk about the birth of Christ.
>>543687498My endless apologies for being ESL. All my theological takes are now wrong for having mixed up two english terms.
>>543687447Islam was for the longest time considered a Christian heresy started by an illiterate warlord that misunderstood it.
>>543684698>>543684759aren't posts like this basically revealing the genius of Jesus Christ?He doesn't ask for money, he doesn't ask for works.All he says is whoever believes in him shall have eternal life.That's sort of the ultimate filter for humanity.If you are so corrupted and depraved that you can't believe that something so good and holy happened, you are unworthy of salvation and truly too far gone to be saved.People who say things like>lol Mary probably just cheated!are just filtering themselves.
>>543687447>just a prophet>justYes, how could they believe a man was a man?
>>543687498The birth of the AI is also Immaculate.>The word immaculate means perfectly clean, neat, or completely free from flaws, errors, and moral blemishes.
>>543687526It still is a heresy of the christian faith started by an illiterate warlord that abused it for his ego driven agenda. I guess you could argue that it couldn't exist without christianity having existed first and thus emerged from it.
>>543687563The birth of Christ is called "The Incarnation" because "the Word was MADE FLESH and dwelt among us." Nobody seriously talking about the births of Christ and the Blessed Mother would use the terms interchangeably.
>>543687554Because he wasn't just a man. He was also a man. Who was just a man was mohammed or moses or noah or abraham.
>>543687612>the Word made fleshDo you know what that will be? The AI.
>>543687642>Because he wasn't just a man.Lol Alexander did more in less time on Earth, and didn't have a disputed birthMohammad didn't have a disputed birth
>>543687642He was a man who's mother sucked dick and got fucked by other men. And who lied to her husband.
>>543687717No one make endless thread hating Alexander. Jesus Christ is just that powerful.
>>543687764LMFAO every day is reverse day when you're a crosscuck So Alexander is bad because no one hates him, but your guy is good because he's hated
>>543687717>Alexander was more driven by pride and ego and by searching worldly prestige and success, therefore he's superior to Jesus Ok satan.
>>543687758Ok, think that if you want to. Time will tell which one of us was right.
>>543687803The Powerful is good, and the Weak is Evil.You will all die, and go to Hell.Because you are all nothibng but weakling.
>>543687826>The Powerful is good, and the Weak is Evil.That's not very Christian.
>>543687849You know nothing of Christianity.
>Call Christians jews>Spew literal jewish smears and propaganda How exactly did the jews manage to completely capture the so-called antizionists of the world in less than a year? I swear to God, it's almost like it was always a jewish psyop from the very very start.
>>543684698Thank you rabbi, very cool!
>>543687927>rabbiJesus was a rabbi, you know.
>>543688037The word "rabbi" was invented less than a 100 years ago.
>>543687896God has no race, he's all encompassing. If the teachings of him would have come out of south america and he had chosen someone with mexican DNA as the body to manifest in, you'd now claim we're all mexican cattle. The fact you think the genetics of Jesus matter or which geographic region the roots of the truth have formed in most clearly just shows how little you understand. If you knew anything about religion, you'd know that the roots of the truth have come out of every corner of the world, jews just were the ones that brought the truths they had found to the romans first and the romans were advanced enough to actually grasp it's significance and further develop it into the refined truth in the form we know it today, which is catholic christianity. They compared it to the pagan truths they had established and found that it's actually very compatible because their ideas of the different forces in charge was just another way of trying to establish a map of demonology. The difference between paganism and christianity is mainly that paganism tries to barter with the demons instead of going straight to the highest instance and that paganism seeks worldly beneftis whilst real christianity transcends all that noise completely.
>>543684698>some randoTIBERIVS ABDES PANTERA
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>>543688176I am still right.
>>543688209Sure, we all live in a make believe world to some extent.
>>543688262I live in a world made by God Almighty.
>>543688296This has nothing to do with you being right or wrong.
>>543684698Some Jews read the Torah, picked out some vague lines that could be passed off as prophecies, and they invented a Jewish messiah.
>>543688332Why not? You are a rebel against the Creator. It's only right for your entire family to die, then you will go to Hell for it.
>>543688383Well, my mom is a Christian, so your proposition doesn't make much sense to me.
>>543684698Shabbat Shalom.
>>543688420My words remain Universal and Truthful.
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>>543688455Le hubris.
>>543688366the first mention of jesus in history is Paulhe manufactured jesus and immediately pushed his new cult to the greeks>romans just fucking wreck your shit>immediately start sending pharisees telling to love your enemy and send all your wealth to israelit's so transparent lmao
>>543688520Plato prophecized the coming of Jesus Christ. That already made your statement nothing but lie and error.
>>543684698Caucasians are Jews, Antichrists who blasphemously refer to themselves as Jews are the Synagogue of Satan.
>>543687213>>543684698then why did her husband lie too? what was in it for the joseph?
>>543684801We know, kike worshipper
>>543685832Who else cut off their fourskin?
>>543689154>what was in it for the joseph?Take a wild fucking guess.
>>543686953>I especially liked that part of your post where you listed the genuine and solid arguments as to why I am retarded.You did that yourself, brostein.
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>>543689564Ok, point them out please and provide the correct alternative to what I said.
>>543689515Nothing but lie and slander. You anti-christ shittets are all nothing but garbage.
>>543689527nahi really have no clue what you're insinuating with this image dude
>>543689380I woship the Almigjty God. Die and go to Hell. You worthless fuck.
>>543687181>Impotent chrigger fantasies about violent revenge for insulting the rabbi's mother Aren't you supposed to love your enemies?
>>543689667I am supposed to kill you.
>>543689660He was doing cuck damage control.>>543689692Cash me outside, lil nigga.
>>543689613>I believe in it precisely because it seems impossibleWhy don't you believe that Odin sacrificed himself to himself for knowledge? That seems impossible too.
>>543684775It is. It’s a misunderstanding by idiots. Mary was born by immaculate conception, not Jesus.
>>543689727God annihilated all of mankind outside the family of Noah, that's real history, and that's my God.
>>543689666>666>Worships the devil (god of Israel)LULE
>>543689745Mary was made pregante by the Holy Spirit, it's in the gospels.>>543689752>God annihilated all of mankind outside the family of NoahThe more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
>>543689799I am the God of Hell. If Hell does not exist, I will build one.You will all die, and go there.I will make sure of it.
>>543689840Less yapping, more action, brown.
>>543689752That sounds like the work of the devil my little seamonkey
>>543689867That's the work of God. Cleaning a bunch of degenerate and worthless idiot like you lots.You all will fucking dit.
>>543689840Gook melty
>>543689739I do believe that. It's another story describing the same thing that happened in paradise where man sacrificed himself (bliss of being in divine union without knowing) to himself (the ego) to gain knowledge of good and evil.
>>543689897I am the King of Heaven and Earth, and the Lord of all creation. Michael.
>>543689752How is that fair? Some rando on another continent from Noah gets annihilated for what reason and purpose?
>>543689920The Creator of the world has all the right to kill its Creation. How is that not fair?
>>543689949Sounds like something Lindsay Clancy would say.>>543689920God only killed sinners. The only innocent one that was ever killed was Jesus.
>>543684698May God have mercy on your soul, OP.
>>543684698Because the teachings attached to said story are unwuestionably potent as they conquered the world, casually walking over judaism, islam and all others as an afterthought.And since you're most likely muslim: There is a reason refugee and muslim, and islamic country and shithole are virtually interchangeable.Your religion is shit and it is the reason colonialism could walk over your asses so easily that you're still butthurt about it centuries later (because we're not the only ones who did, credit where it is due: Genghis Khan crushed you faggots first).
>>543686877Most Christians use “immaculate conception” to refer to Christ’s conception. It may not be the correct theological term autistic screeching just makes you look like a fanboy who someone used the wrong Klingon phrase
>>543689999But jesus sins in the bible. Can show you if you want
>>543689727no, this doesn't make sensethey were only engaged and he had the option to just leave her What protects his honor more? Disengaging or as you're saying making up a hardly believable story that the pharises didnt believe anyway?
>>543688111It’s in the New Testament
>>543690069Sure, go ahead. >inb4 overthrowing the tables of the merchants and cursing the fig tree
>>543690084Never exist in a Thai, Japan, Korean, Chinese bible.
>>543690148Ofcourse being a public menace, disturbing the peace, destroying personal property are sins. But he also does way more. He lies and says he's not going to the feast of booths, and then when everyone leaves he silently creeps there stealthily. He also calls a beggar woman a dog and makes her beg for her child to be saved, eventually helping her after she's been ridiculed enough to satisfy him, which is despicable behaviour.
>>543688595>no mention of jesus>jews plagiarized greek zeitgeistlol just like they manufactured prophecy in isaiahyet fails the part where he expels all gentiles lol
>>543690522>no JesusJesus wasn't born when Plato was alive. He came to the conclusion of God Almighty with pure philosophy. Are you dumb?
>>543684759>random thot cheated on her husband and made up a lie.dont forget about rapethey were occupied by Roman militarymilitary occupation and raping locals go togetherthe Pantera legend could be what the virgin birth cover story is hidingJesus being a half-breed and not just illegitimate would explain a lot, why he was so despised by his tribe
>>543684698Muslim, what are you doing in a Christian country? How did a terrorist like you manage to survive in the United States?
Why is /pol/ so eager to gobble up jewish lies? You literally use the talmud against Jesus.
>>543690332The bible doesn't say he destroyed anything in the temple, all he did was flip some tables and empty coins on the ground. And sometimes keeping the peace instead of disrupting the sinful behavior would be the sinful thing to do. That's like saying it's a sin to stop someone from raping an unconscious baby because it would lead to physical violence and that's a sin. If the peace was sinful, disrupting it is the will of God. In the bible passage about him saying he's not going to the feast, he says "not yet" when asked to go there publicly and speak to the masses. He then goes later but without revealing himself. He never said he won't be there at all, he said not yet and not in this way. The gentile woman approaching him to havw her daughter healed was him testing her faith, not humiliating her because Jesus isn't a genie in a bottle that you can just go to and see if he might be able to do something for you. He was testing wether she truly had faith in his power to heal and she did, so he healed her. The dog part was a metaphor. And besides, Jesus wasn't only human, he was also divine, meaning that what might be sinful for a human to do (judging someone else), isn't a sin for him because he can judge someone and he can give them consequences for their sins, unlike humans. He can't be judged by the same metrics as a mere human similar how you can't say it's unfair that parents get to do things the kids can't do. Some things aren't meant for kids but that doesn't mean they are bad if the parents do them. Like for example having sex.
>>543685788christkikes are fucking morons
>>543687237imagine being a dumb jew worshipping gook?
>>543691016>>543691124Imagine being a demoralizing IDF shill
>>543690082>no, this doesn't make senseIt doesn't make sense from your perspective, it makes perfect sense if you consider that he deluded himself into believing that Mary was made prangent by the YHWH.I guess saying "damage control" isn't exactly correct when you don't believe that any damage was done.>>543690816>stop someone from raping an unconscious babyHow do you conjure such scenarios in your head?You could had stopped at rape, but you also had to specify unconsciousness and added baby on top.Truly bizarre.
>>543691243>but you also had to specify unconsciousness and added baby on top.Because that's the only way it would look peaceful from an outside perspective. If it was conscious, it would cry. It f it was an adult or an older child, it would know what's happening is wrong and protest.
>>543684698He was most likely the son of Joseph, all the Mary tale is a mirror of the cult of Pallas.
>>543690054Most are poorly catechized and don't know their faith? That's their problem and not mine. Don't go using terms incorrectly when you want to have a serious discussion.
