You are gonna vote for republicans so you can get the $5,000 check, right?
>>543696891BASED
I HAVE A HUNDRED SECRET SAXTONSPRESS F1
Surely Merikaans aren't so dumb they fall for it the third time, after getting scammed out the 2k Stimulus checks and the $500 Tariff-checks
>>543697000I usually don’t take government handouts despite being eligible. I’m taking this 5 grand and investing it in a quality company like GoPro. They’ve got the name that created the action camera lane, they’ve got the industry leading product to back it up, and their company has been making big waves recently. I’m absolutely going to accept the 5000 dollars and I’m absolutely going to invest it in the American economy, I’m absolutely going to pop a a bottle of sparkling apple juice when that 5k turns to 10k, and maybe at some point I’ll even buy a motorcycle, I heard a rumor that they make your moms pussy wet, and even if that turns out to not be true at least I’ll be back in the saddle again.
>>543696891>Trump saysFucking kek
>>543696891I want my tariff money, the 5k vote for me check, and a super intelligence check for tech bros ripping me off. The government owes everyone over 10k right now.
again?
>>543696891Is this the IRL version of the red and blue button thing? Even if he makes good on his promise you don't actually have to vote Rep to get paid.
>>543696926i’m too busy spending my 5000$ doge and 2000$ tariff rebates.
>>543697689Yeah but voting like Trump is on the ballot all but ensures a made in the shade fat city livin larger than Yokazuna 5000 big ones.
>>543696891Trump isn't running.
>>543696891Never make a bet you cant pay out on. He knows that the Republicans are cooked. Therefore he makes wild bets. Typical. Boring. King Boomer Tier Trolling.
>>543696891What $5000 check?
>>543698076Everyone wants 5 grand and America to be great again, no one wants dudes in women’s bathrooms. Think everyone is pretty sick of weirdo strange dudes and their smelly assholes. Quickest way to get fed some bullshit is to buy a load of shit from a weirdo dude. No beardos, no weirdos, no saddies, no baddie caddies, no big dick daddies from Cincinnati, or burger patties from the motherfuckin patty daddy
>>543698076Jewish people live in your head rent free
Weren't there the first term COVID Stimmy Checks that Drumpf scammed everyone about?
>>543696891Still waiting on my DOGE check.
>>543696891Im voting blue team. Higher taxes on rich and better social programs are worth more than 1 time 5k payment which will cause my groceries to double in price again.
>>543696891Do the house need to be filled with 435 republicans and senate be filled 100 republicans for it to count as a win?
Lmfao I actually thought maybe he would pull off the doge check or tariff check, but there is zero chance they will do this one lmfao. This is so fucking funny, the system is collapsing people have lost all faith in the system and it’s cracking I don’t know what comes next but I don’t think anyone really does even the Epstein class they are shifting their pants
>>543699060The system is collapsing and people have lost all faith? Okay so why is everything still business as usual? Why is everyone still getting up and going to work instead of heading for the hills? The system is collapsing but I got to go on vacation for a week to the Jersey shore this summer and didn’t spend more than 25 dollars. Didn’t even have to stay in a hotel this time around which I usually do, was in a beach house for the whole week. Thinks are better now then they were under Biden, the only summer I didn’t get a vacation to the Jersey shore in my whole 37 years of life was under Biden, even when I did get to the shore while Biden was President, I was in a dump of a Hotel. Things are astronomically better under Trump. Sorry your world is collapsing idiot, you have no one to thank for that but yourself and you know why. It’s Saturday but a guy like you should be at work, otherwise don’t do a surprised pikachu face when you wake up in shit stained crusty underwear and realize how far behind everyone else you are
>>543699356Nice blog post migger
>>543699454Believe in all the good things that money just can't buyThen you won't get no belly ache from eatin' humble pie
Yes and we will all have state given loli g/f
Who is going to win>people who would gladly sell their vote for 5000 dollars>people who understand that this would be disastrous for the economy.
>>543696891>A $5000 donation has been made in your name to Israel
>>543696891I was going to stay home, but now I might actually go out vote straight Democrat just to make miggers seethe.
did you say $5000 ???
>>543696891I'd vote for Trump even if his promise was to unleash an army of ass raping fuck bots to fuck the American people's assholes as revenge for voting for Biden.I live off grid, Trump still might bomb drug cartels in Mexico and that would be more exciting than anything else so Trump gets a solid MAGA vote from me. Also fuck kikes, fuck niggers, and fuck libtards I love watching them get shot to death by ICE.
He says we'll get a 1929 depression if the Democrats win.He knows the Democrats will win.OWARI DA
>>543699356>I got to go on vacation for a week to the Jersey shore this summer and didn’t spend more than 25 dollarsYou are either a liar or extremely jewish
>>543699827Listen to this guy; one of those strange dudes who wants to sell ya a loud of bullshit. Har har I was gonna stay home BUT... Yeah sure you were ya actblue shill, no one is voting for your candidates, we’re all in it to win it for the 5 grand like we’re buying a winning lottery ticket that we don’t even have to pay for
>>543696891Where is he going to get 1.4 trillion?
>>543696891Brah, its pathetic, I assume that it will be released regardless, but he is phrasing it as a bribe now, but if they lose he will release it but by the good graces of his heart, while also deeply scolding America in long winded tweet, tl;dr, basically will say>America has taken a step back, now the crazy liberals will break down everything we worked so hard on, but alas here is that $5k anyway, enjoy it because there WAS going to be way more, but now that cant happen. Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>543698770jews arent people
>>543697551No worse than promising free things.
where's my doge a tariff stimmy?
>>543696891$5000 buys a lot of KFC and purple drank
>>543696926It's going to end up costing you 10 times as much unless you kill yourself.
I put my whole savings on Talarico
>>543700050Not lying, I overpaid for a pair of cheap sunglasses on the first day I got down there cause the sun was in my eyes, right around 20 dollars. I walked around town and down the boardwalk in my camouflage sweatpants and no shirt or sandals. People were LOOKIN yo, was a strange feeling, I think they thought I must’ve just came out of the woods or something. Besides the cheap sunglasses I bought a couple slices of pizza on the boardwalk and that was it. Oh and a round of mini golf at Pirate Golf, here I am in my cheap sunglasses at pirate mini golf after losing the inaugural competitive round of putting. Was still in good spirits, I had a great view of the ocean from up there, and they even had big cannons you could press a button and make cannon fire sound effects. Might sound lame but I promise it wasn’t
Offering money for votes is an admission of defeat, it's just begging with an added layer of financial coercion to incentivize the desired result, something they know they cannot achieve on their own merits - thus, defeat.
>politicians sayyou cattle are so pathetic it's kinda sad yet hilarious at the same time.Keep voting & paying taxes retards, maybe the looting will stop.
>>543700201$1.225 trillion.If he was smart and only gave it to Americans who are 18+ and make no more than $150k a year. Most of that money will just be thrown right back into the economy, only so many people would save/invest it
>>543700473Damn how silly are you going to feel, jk we all know you have no savings. You should want the five grand more than anyone, maybe you’d be able to get some of those bumps on your face smoothed out and some of that medicine to make sure you don’t die of AIDS
Fuck you yard ape. Still going to vote for a socialist Democrat.
i don't want this.it's obvious this is going to be paid for via massive currency debasement.
Yes. Absolutely. I have things lined up already to spend the 5 bands on.
>>543696891we had similar trick with Walesa like in 1990spromised 100.000.000 PLN, about $2ksome retards even sued for this him, guess outcome
>>543697249You aren't getting the money retard lmaoThousands of low value men fucking buckbroken by a failed real estate mogul with faggot hair and butthole lipsWhat a time to be live
>>543696891where is my confirmed $5000 doge cheques from last year?
>>543702848Was this even possible given the Soviet occupation wasn't long after? What happened?
>>543696891Trump is the most political politician
>>543703029Doge was found unconstitutional, same with the tariffs.
>>543697689At this point everyone knows (least should be) than Trump cannot speak single word truth even if his life depends it. Whole episode is just big circus....most importantly people have now forgotten Epstein.
>>543697249Memeflag you arent taking shit lmfao
>>543696891I can't wait to recieve my Taco Bell money. Thank you My President.Gonna be living like a King myself soon.
It's so funny leftists entire political ideology is "give me free money" then when trump says "i am going to give you free money" it's suddenly an issue
>>543703440The money should give after election not before it.....lmao.
>>543696891>I'm going to give..
>>543703283In take your mom out to Long John Silvers every Wednesday for the Senior Discount. Always order the premium fish and chicken planks, extra hush puppies, I take the majority of those too, should probably do a double up on the double up of the hushpuppies
>>543696891He did say dollars but not American dollars. Its probably some grift to dump Canuckbucks or Zimbabawe dollars on us
>>543696891He lies with such a straight faceHe can't keep getting away with it
>>543696891He will do no such thing. And no one is voting any differently or at all just because just because this obviously fake BS "promise." These elections are fake jewish crap.
lmfao that internal polling must not be looking prettyblue fucking wave
>>543696891mutts are so poor that they think 5000$ is alotjust imagine what the rich people will get
He will however be giving $5000 to every jew and Israeli in the US and Israel and some order countries
>>543697000Third time? What about your DOGE refund checks?
>>543696891
He can't afford it.
>>543703440This. Democrats, Liberals, the DSA, they’re all full of shit.
>>5437048545000 will buy me 2 of those American exclusive RTX 5090s, one for my computer, and one to put on the wall behind me to use as a display piece for the background of my podcast Share a cig with Sam. Turns out I know like all the coolest people on planet Earth and went to school with them. I figured maybe some would come on my podcast and roll a cigarette with me and bullshit about life growing up in woods of farm country Northern Appalachia. I’d even pay them, I want to do a bonus segment challenge, if they could benchpress 120 lbs live on camera for the internet on the spot, they get an extra 120 bucks
>>543696891Trump just won the nigga vote
>>543696891I thought you guy were against socialism and hand outs? Hypocrites.
>>543696891The republicans already control the House of Representatives and the senate
>>543697661kek saved
>>543704854$5000 (USD) is a lot of money to most people in most countries in the world. Not life changing, but certainly significant.
>>543697249>future holder of yet another “Fell For It Again” award
>>543696891How is this not illegal? It's also funny that Trump is just outright telling us we're headed for a bad depression. I wish Thomas Crooks didn't miss.
>>543703440>>543705174>funny leftists entire political ideology is "give me free money"that is incorrect. giving workers rights, a fair wage, and protections against greedy jews is not giving people free money.republicans offer free money when they know they're going to lose the midterms in a landslide. where's the tarrif refund check? where's the DOGE check? where's the $1776 that was promised to the veterans? get a grip, retard. you can't blame leftists for everything
I seen zoomers cry over getting a 20 dollar bill the 5K is more than most will see in their life Trump will win as long as he cuts the check you heard of Schcroedingers Cat well this is Trumps Stimmy Check same creature
>Trump will definitely send you the 5k>After he no longer needs your support>When he has an excuse to not send you the 5k
>>543705327The box alone is worth $100 as a show piece for streaming
>>543705402It’s not a handout, it’s SWAG(stuff we all get), because of all the tariff revenue. Because you’re a citizen of the greatest Country in history, you will get 5000 dollars because Trump has done such a damn fine job. Will officially go down in history as the best SWAG of all time.
>>543705508>giving workers rights>a fair wage>protectionsVague gibberish. I mean 2 of the 3 already exist. Vague gibberish is what politics of the past was always about. Problem is white people only fall for such abstract nonsense. The browns demand something more tangible.
>>543705645Tariff revenue from where exactly? We collected maybe around 300 billion at best that pretty much all got refunded to big corporations.
>>543705693Pretty sure Trump took the necessary required steps to start collecting tariff revenue again shortly after the Supreme Court made their ruling. The President absolutely has the right to impose tariffs.
>>543705677>vague gibberishthis is cope. mamdani got $131 million back into the hands of workers after doordash ( a jewish owned company) stole it from them. that is not vague gibberish. that is leftism in action. housing, childcare, and public transit are all things that leftism is about. most of you miggers just want to kill 70 million spics and migrants without an economic, sociological, or logistic plan. now THAT'S vague gibberish.
>>543696891Wrong
>>543696891Anyone who sells their vote is a traitor
>>543696891wow that's like, a week of gasoline or 6 eggs
>>543700367MDS
>>543700201>Thinking government appropriated funds would be doled out 1:1Oh my sweet summer child. It would certainly have a cost of double or more.
>>543696891trump is genuinely a jewish nigger now. >Win and then catastrophically fuck up because you're a jewish nigger>Causes everyone to hate him>No please vote me for me I'll suck your dick!
>>543699356Where'd you stay? I live in Point Beach.
PLEASE VOTE FOR ME PLEASE I WILL BRIBE YOU PLEASE
>>543697692Did you buy a half a graphics card with that?
>>543696891Small text:>All Americans will receive a $5k check which will be automatically forwarded to israel on their behalf. Thank you for your attention on the matter.
>>543696926WOW BASED!!!!!!
>>543699765kek
>>543710129holy boomier tier facebook AI garbage batman
>>543700367at this rate he will actually get natanyahu
>>543696891Lol dont republishits hold both houses right now? He could do it right now if he wanted to.
>>543696891I wonder if this is their way of getting us use to taking government money and relying on them for money
>>543700920>Most of that money will just be thrown right back into the economy,yeah the money will end up with the lucky few profiting from the economy and the taxpayers will end up paying for the interest on the loan
