Holy shit.5k + DOGE checks + tariff checks.Americans will be swimming in cash!Sure Trump will keep his word this time, right?
>>543697878Giving businesses a slice of the tariff pie had no pre-conditions, really makes you think.
>>543697878Senior citizens are already getting a hundred dollars just for being a reliable voting blochttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117374727722154598
you can't suffer in america under president trump
the country so shit browns spend their entire lives stepping on the other crabs to escape heregod bless
>>543697878>Republicans somehow win midterms>Come January >"What checks? You're still talking about the checks? That's a democrat hoax"
>>543697941>100USDDoes it even cover parking at any clinic?
>>543697878Surely this is illegal? He's literally bribing voters to vote for a certain party.
>>543697878Just like your free healthcare, buddy.
>>543698124Before he lost 2020, he had promised half a trillion for Negroes.https://abc7news.com/post/trump-500-billion-black-voters-platinum-plan/6577561/
>>543697878What do you call someone who falls for this?
>>543697878Is bribing legal in the Talmudic States of America?
>>543698085Doesnt even cover a bigmac
Praise Kek!Trump 2028!
Make sure to buy crypto with it and pump my 6y old bags so I an finally sell thanks.
>>543697878PROMISES MADEPROMISCUOUS KEPT
>>543697878>it's real
>>543698085No multiply $100 by 20 million and send it directly to the insurance companies that handle medicare for the government.
>>543698502the fact that you need to check Trump's account because something sounds too retarded to be real tells a lot.
>>543698273Golemcattle
>>543697878i don't understand. i'm a working tax payer. who is paying for my $5k?inb4>you are, retardthen what's the point?
>>543697878My God man. This is getting bad. Fucking president offering tax payer money back to tax payers, but only if Republicans win? Am I fucking dreaming here.
>>543697941He's smart. Boomers will absolutely go bonkers over this. 100 dollars for a boomer than eat a half chicken nugget a day will feel like king fuckin tut ya know. Their feeble hands scratching republican on everything they see. Always savoring the time when the government gave them $100.
>>543697878It's funny how he deals with every problem like a real estate developer. He got caught breaking the rules, so he pulls out his checkbook and says "What's it gonna take for you to look the other way?". I guess he's settled on 5 grand. That might be a little low.
In 2 weeks he'll offer 10 grand. Though he could just give us the 5 grand now if he really wanted us to vote for him.
>>543697878From a country that can only pay some of its interest yearly on its odious debt.
>Promised $5k DOGE dividend >didn't deliver>Promised $2k Tariff dividend>didn't deliver>Promised $5k "If Republicans win the midterms" check>"MAYBE THIS TIME WE'LL GET THE MONEY GUYS"
>>5436990051.35 trillion dollars. Sounds about right... Thats how much they usually pay during their omnibus crap. And if he gives 1.35 trillion then he can essentially double that amount for the military.
>>543697878Bullrun confirmed
He's only saying this because they ain't winning shit
>>543697878his goal is the destruction of the dollar
>>543699299I don't doubt it.We're sitting on $1.9 trillion in deficit spending right now, so we're the fuck is all this "money" going to come from....our grandchildren?
>>543697878yeah trump is a truthful jew
>>543699431$2 trillion more deficit spending! Duh!
>>543697878Holy shit>Tariff rebate checks>No more income taxWait a min
>if my team wins we'll make pigs flyHOLY SHIT NO WAY
>>543697878Why are you posting this 3 week old tweet, you utter fucking loser. No one needs to pass their time being mad that Trump sucks because he's a shabbos goy when we need a counterrevolutionary figure.
>we went from make america great again and destroy the deep state to the iran war and bribing voters with direct cash handoutsjesus christ 2 more years of this
also>LOOK I GAVE A FEW PEOPLE $100 THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO TRUST THAT I WILL GIVE ALL CITIZENS $5K EACH WHETHER THEY VOTE THE WAY I WANT OR NOT>SEE YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME NOW
>>543698273good goys
>>543698811The point is that he's actually trying to buy votes with your money. This is the sort of move that's makes democracies collapse all the way back to republican Rome, real basic tragedy of the commons shit. Usually you'd hope the electorate is wise enough collectively to call them on their bullshit, but the second this works you just end up with a never ending train of gimmedats until the economy collapses in on itself.
>>543699924>Russia lands one drone near your border and you collectively shit your pantsNetherlands looks kind of juicy we should take it
>>543699431not my problem. Not my grandkids, Not my future. My future is right now. And right now I want 5000 dollars.
>>543698251I miss 2020 :(
>>543699431When you know you're going to replace the FRN with stablecoins backed by totalitarian control of workers you can do anything.
>>543697878This feels like reverse foreshadowing for the coming depression>”The market are crashing thanks to DumocRATS socialist ideas! Had the PATRIOTS in the Republican party won, EVERY US CITIZEN would have received a TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR CHECK! Now, and unfortunately, we will have to suffer at the hands of communist left policies. TYFYATTM! -DJT”
>>543697878>delusional gloating>begging for acceptance
>>543698357Sad.Back in 2016, so many invested massive amount of energy in Trump hoping for change yet turned out to be a dog of kikes, insider trader, pedophile, ruined the global economy and lost war.
This is giving platinum plan levels of desperation
>>543697878>Americans will be swimming in cash!It's a pittance of what they've taken from you.
>>543697878TRUMP GOONA GIVE US FRN DEBT PAPER DEPRECIATES IMMEDIATELY!!!FOOK YA INFLATIUM ROCGS!!MAMMON CULT YASSSSSS !!
>>543697878>>543697941So his masterplan to win the midterms is to bribe people to vote for him with their own money...
>>543698124>Surely this is illegal?It's not. It's all been included in the budget anyway, as long as Republicans win the midterms and tariffs are still in place, America will have more foreign money than ever, enough to pay every voting age citizen $5,000 and still pay for the infrastructure rebuilding. And it's working, I personally know at least 10 people who've decided to vote for the GOP and Trump just because of it, 3 of them registered Democrats and 5 Independents.
>>543703390>anecdotal trustmebro spamSo tiresome.
>>543698273>Vote for blue party who worships jews>Vote for red party who worships jews, but also makes life harder for trannies and 1% chance of actually giving you a 5k stimmyIt's basically just pascal's wager? You'd be stupid not to vote gop
>>543697878I would pay $5000 to actually release the Epstein files
>>543697878That will definitely keep interest rates low lol
>>543698317Its about 16 bigmacs.
>>543703981Its a hell of a stimulus.
And it won't cost tax payers a dime. This is totally legal and not communism at all.
>>543697878Congratulations! $20.000 has been donated in your name to Israel! You can pay the rest of $9.900 in small installments in a period of 3 years with a modest 10% interest.
>>543697878 >fake brasilian on VPN, typical british mi6 agent >DOGE ChecksDemocrats closed DOGE, as soon as DOGE found stolen BILLIONS of $ by Democrats. >+ tariff checks.Democrat loaded judges banned tariffs, US gov had to refund Billions of $ to large and british London / globohomo controlled large corporations,who hide Billions of $ in british offshore banks. Literally happened 2 months ago. Republicans and Trump had to REDO the new tariff laws so that big London controlled coprs stop hiding billions of $ in profits in offshores, and start paying taxes. Obviously there are other ways to do tariffs, which Republicans and Trump redone. But you aren't getting anything back as London controlled large corpos and offshore banks got all the money back. https://fortune.com/2026/02/20/supreme-court-slaps-down-175-billion-worth-of-trump-tariffs-as-unconstitutional/ https://time.com/7380033/supreme-court-tarriffs-ruling-trump/February/march 2026, Try again.
>>543698057and the only ones seething would be leftoids and trannies lol
The secret society around Trump and the Paypal-Mafia has a working sophisticated remote Brain-Computer Interface which is able to invade human mind from a great distance. A new level of Torment to subjugate and extort enemies via external schizophrenia and playing continuous terror loops on human mind is reality.
>>543704208>more VPN agents >Israel is created by british kings>is the land next to the largest oil field in the world, Ghawar>Israeli foreign aid is $3 BILLION a year, less than 0.1% of US budget>it is REQUIRED by EU and UK to suvive>because they can't economically survive without cheap middle eastern oil. Try again.
>>543704526>These german glowies and Nafo troons>can't handle that Musk father is a german from Switzerland, >basically globohomo central>and he told globohomo and glowies to go fck themselves>pisses off a lot various german, swiss and other globohomo agents>such as german born Holstein-Gottorp british kings (so called "windsors").
>>543698273Republican>>543699272The checks will happen if politicians buy stocks in visa and MasterCard so the goyim can pay the jew their credit debts
>>543704677I an being serious, they are playing AI through remote Brain-Computer Technology on my brain all day long, they are terrorists.
Lol imagine if he doesn't win and he's still in powerWhat then
>>543697878>Sure Trump will keep his word this time, right?If you believe that, then I have a two mile long eight lane suspension bridge in Kansas to sell you (really cheap!)...
>>543703775I hate the democrats, I've never voted for the democrats all my life. This time I'm punching D down the ticket, because I want to see the orange traitor and his politically active children in prison.
>>543698124Bribing constituents is the entire basis of democracy.
damn wish i could prostitute myself for 5000$ for the corrupt elite pedophile class
>>543705294No one goes to prison. Nothing ever happens. Go away with that.
>>543698273American
>>543705612>Seize the assets of your political opponents>use it to pay for black women to twerk on stage at your next presidential campaign rally>lose to a convicted felon again>american people don't see a dime of the seized money and get another shitty presidentAll according to plan
>>543699431>implying everything won't collapse way soone
>>543698357>picDamn I remember how fun it was shitposting on 4chan in 2015/2016!
Present day:>why would you vote against getting $5000?One attosecond after midterms:>you were a commie if you wanted free money
>>543697878imagine the backlash whether he does it or not. he does it, instant inflation from money printing/over supply of money. if he doesn't, a massive white chimpout. pottery.
>>543700024I would say it's more cynical, they know they've lost the House for sure an only the Senate is in play, so as per the requirements the 5k won't ever happen but it might shift enough to win the Senate at least
>>543697941I'll take the bribe, but I won't follow the demands of it.
>>543706028The thing is they aren't going to win so neither will happen. He's just boosting numbers. Extremely low voting results would give more justification for impeachment.
>>543698273Migger goycattle
>>543697987I have a tooth caving in and no dentist within 2 hours of me will take my insurance because it's government. All my taxes are going to bombing children.
>>543706205lol dems just doing the same thing over and over again. take the house, do nothing productive, but initiate impeachment proceedings even though the senate won't convict. what a waste of time country's cooked.
>>543697941>Senior citizens are already getting a hundred dollars just for being a reliable voting blocPeople's Pundit (Richard Bariss): Motherfucking Pinko Hippie Boomers past 50% senescence = paradoxically becoming more and harder left than any previous generation. Nothing could be more shitbrained, and the elderly that are either swing voters or captured are guaranteed Lesser Evil procedural voters regardless. All this does is stoke resentment of all non-Vampires in contrast to the 5k Dividend (after the absolute nothing burger of Tariff dividends). OH, and failing to Totally Remove and Abolish the IRS & Personal Income Tax as teased on campaign. That is the only bribe that could work at this point to tolerate the past year of Epstein Files parlaying into Gulf War 5.
>>543698357I call that Sterling Copper
The wording sucks. Should have sold this as if you had already won. >When we win $$$Not if! Bad sale.
Just like no tax on overtime correct
>people are arguing over legality when they've been printing bullshit cash for 300 years
>>543697878There is always a catch. You’ll need to sign an isreal pledge or get a federal id… it’ll be something
>>543705612it shouldn't be seized but there should be an investigation in the blatant corruption schemes that happened otherwise there is no point for other politicians not to do it as well
>>543698273Functionally retarded, even if republifaggots win (they won't) he's just going turn around and call anyone who voted because of the gibs an idiot commie or some "merely pretending" excuse anyway and then formally invade iran and 10x gas prices in the process
>>543706451Why do you gross pedo fags keep trying to make a corrupt pile of trash seem like he’s cool or cares about others
>I'm >giveSo this is coming out of his wallet right? You can't frame refunding some of my misappropriated taxes as a gift
>>543697878>WOAH>5k>ill be swimming in cashbroke ass meth addicts.hopefully this shit works we need miga drumpf some more to take care of iran and then turkey.
>>543697878HOLY FUCK IT'S REALI JUST RECEIVED MY TARIFF CHECK IN THE MAIL
Gonna donate mine to the city food bank
>>543699431Iran has oil and gold
