>Ayo white boi shits poppin off real bad in ayeran. >Youz need to come wit us and axe questions laterYour response?
>>543705221Get off my porch nigger
>>543705221Why is the ICE agent wearing a military uniform??
>>543705221I do a Nick Fuentes and get out of being drafted.
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>>543705774If you insult an ICE CHAD with a racial slur, you need to die immediately.
OPEN UP
>>543705221>ok we're busting in>they kick down the door>entire interior of house coated in layer of wet shit>they gag as they begin searching for me>they do not see me, naked and drenched in shit crouching in the corner of the entryway>I begin the hunt>they start to round a corner, and I get the guy in the back>shove a peepee poopoo water balloon in his mouth from behind to muffle his screams>burst the balloon while birking him so he drowns in shit>other guy panics when he notices his friend is gone>begins frantically running through the house>steps on shit hidden pressure plate on third step of stairs>attic hatch opens and floods the upper level with liquid pudding shit>he is midway up the stairs when it hits his feet>loses his footing and slips>falls down stairs while hitting head>dazed at the bottom of the stairs>he opens his eyes to see my shit covered ass descending on his face>he screams as my asshole covers his mouth>I grunt as I unleash 23 bean burritos into his mouth>he struggles but eventually stops moving>I walk out into my front yard and start masturbating standing up, naked and covered in shit>I grin at two kids walking by on the other end if the street while steadily stroking
>>543706373Yeah based department? You're gonna wanna see this
>>543706467Every ICE officer needs a motolov to burn down ANY hillbilly house that does this!
>>543706290>the mcdonalds uniformgets me fucking everytime lol
>>543705221>poopjeetshttp://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+indiahttp://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeethttp://www.google.com/search?q=india+jamboyhttp://www.amazon.in/s?k=cow+dung+cakeshttp://www.google.com/search?q=india+poop+festivalhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Pi4-zWJTghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDGGcY0wDUGO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS>GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS
>>543706373Glorious greentext shitpost.
>>543709087Any white that tries that against an ICE officer DOING HIS JOB (drafting) should be shot
>>543705221
>>543709462If only we weren't ruled by Israel.there's no greater gift than fighting and dying for a cause you believe in.
>>543705221There is no conscription in US and never was. America barely loses any soldiers during conflicts compared to any other nation in the history of mankind. What sort of a psyop are these draft threads ?
>>543705221>Your response?
>>543705221Theres some real freaks of nature blacks I have met them being in the military is probably a good thing.
>>543706290>When you don't pay your mandatory McDonald's vegan monthly subscription ration card in the year 2030.
>>543705221I'm in the basement playing vidya and I do not hear them knocking. They come back later with a warrant, but I am fent nodding in an alley way.
Don't be ridiculous, this is not happening. USA is leaving middle east, they already left Iraq. This current kerfuffle is the last ride in the middle east for the USA for a long time. The failure in Iran led US strategists to assess that it's not worth it for them to use the resources needed to pacify the region for such a minor, remote and unimportant area.
>>543705221That's not how the draft will work.It'll go like this.You'll get a certified letter that'll tell you to be at x location by y time.If you go, you'll be processed and either rated fit for duty, or you'll be dismissed for being a worthless piece of shit.If you don't go, once the date/time has passed a warrant for your arrest will be issued.In the next few days sherrifs and or police will go to your last known address for a "welfare" check. If you're fine, you'll be arrested and go before a judge. You'll be given the option of going to jail, or joining the military. If you choose jail you'll be sentenced to prison for the duration of the war.>Reminder: Afghanistan and iraq lasted over twenty years.They will also go to your place of employment and check for you there, if you're not there they will inform your employer of your status and inform them of the consequences of continuing to employ you.Now, if you're not home or at work, they won't spend too much if any real time looking for you. You will have an active warrant for your arrest though, and you definitely won't have a job anymore.So, that's the gist.Enjoy zoomers. I look forward to the upcoming kino.
>>543711255ICE chads should burn down your house if you're not there and go after your relatives.
>>543705221nah nigga I'm sleep
>>543705221No one cares, dude
>>543706373Lmao
>>543705221Send ME!
>>543713376Lol your material displays your low iq
>>543706287Group of clowns on gov gibs
>>543705221>>knock knock. Ey it's me, M'Butu, 'came to your country a decade ago and need you to serve OUR country. What do you mean with "no"? Show some respect to OUR flag and the principles OUR country is build on! *clicking sounds, smacks lips*
>>543705221>Still no reparations from my parents and the government stealing my foreskin only to condemn me to a life of never experiencing my G-spot because they're Germanics LARPing as Jews from 3000 years ago?>Gay buttsex in the showers with my Christcuck pals so we can stimulate each others prostates in the hope of achieving fake orgasms?>Terrible goyslop in the barracks canteen?>Toilets that don't work and overflown Portapotties in 200 degrees?>Good chance of living as a disabled mentally ill vet with Cheetoman and Israel virtually forgetting about my sacrifice anyway, so I'll go get hooked to Fent and overdosemaxx?>Make some noise about it online but nobody cares?>Wife left me for some BBC soon as I'm deployed and I come back homeless with a shit load of alimony and Cheetoman just laughs?>Get shit on and hated by everyone back home when I return?Oh fuck yeah buddy, we're GOING."deus vult infidels!", and all that!
>>543706373with skills like those, anon, they'll never leave you be
>>543713738this is so cringe holy shit. imagine getting used to fight the synagogue of satans wars, and thinking you are serving god.
>>543706373thats just a thinly veiled scat fetish, you guys fell for the bait
First we gotsa discuss the bonus situation, feel me?
>>543713682ICE is super popular. They can draft half of whites here, and we the people would still stand with them!
>>543705221Shieet nigga where we wuz goin?!
>>543706373Literal Tier One Operator shit
