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Politically incorrect responses only.
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>>543705577
Never post about your plans.
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by ascending
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I don't know. Throw up on each other and piss your pants together
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>>543705577

Always make quick and silent kill and destroy all evidences.
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>>543705660
I'm going to go to Bucc-ees and fill up three XL soft drink cups with whole milk from the coffee bar.
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>>543705577
I touch my dick without moralfag approval.
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Knowing that god will give everyone what they deserve according to their actions.
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>>543705847
This is not true.
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His reputation will be ruined
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>>543705782
KYS jukka
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>For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:
>But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.
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>>543705680
>>543705697
>>543705844
Based and hopepilled
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>>543705882
Yes it is.
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>>543705577
crash 747 into swearing in ceremony
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>>543705577
Here's some very truthful statements that are impolite: Everyone is jealous of white jocks, that's why they hate them. You would keep your community white if you had a choice. White Liberals are the biggest hypocrites on this. They are also the most jealous of white jocks.
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>>543705577
>.jpg

Kek
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>>543705577
Frustrate your enemies by not letting them get to you. The shills on here live off of attention, good or bad. Don't give them the satisfaction.
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>>543705577
One cool revenge is like brushing your ass with the victim's toothbrush.
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>>543705847

BALONEY
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>>543706425
Ah yes, the migger strategy
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>>543705577
Destroy you enemies in a battle, and build a temple in honour of Mars Ultor
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>>543706655
>"How dare you refuse to lower yourself to using violence to solve a problem like some nigger!"
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The Iraq war.
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>>543706729
Nice brain cpu usage, not me though, I have important loli matters to review and can't be bothered
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>>543706534
NU UH
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>>543705577
Revenge only hurts you. Forgive, and set yourself free, fren.
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>>543705577

By embracing that I was created in my God's image and imitating His example. He created the world in seven days, and likewise I will speak it unto death and destruction, even if it takes more time to see it achieved.
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>>543705577
Ive sent my bro a chocolate dick, a glitter bomb, and pics of me eating a steak on a post card while he's in jail lmao its a prank though
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If they have any usernames linked to their name by a quick Google search, and don't have a reddit, make a reddit and say some racist or transphobic things with a username similar to theirs, and watch them get doxxed and ruined. Alternatively do it in vidya but that's hard to do nowadays. Basically just impersonate them with racist accounts. They can't know you're mad at them though or else you'll get caught right away.
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>>543707236
Son how dare you be a BBC slut. My own precious little baby boy, my cherished offspring

When I get out of this prison you're DEAD MEAT
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>>543705577
Ding dong dash
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>>543707237
Ah yes, the migger strategy
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>>543705577
how do you get revenge against people that force you to watch ads?
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>>543707529
Acid attack during a canine rape session
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>>543707813
that's maybe a little extreme and requires far too much effort, isn't there something I can go upvote instead.
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>>543705660
why?
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>>543705577
>how to deal revenge?
Sugar goes in the saltshaker and salt goes into the sugar shaker.
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>>543705577
forgiveness
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>>543708219
What are you doing in the netherlands?
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>>543706729
If Nonviolence got us to where we are today, then what use was Nonviolence?
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>>543707529
incessantly try to sell them a rubber nipple, every single time you interact. throw all the marketing wank jargon at them in the most obnoxious peppy merchant voice you can muster.
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>>543705577
>remove kebab
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>>543707529
>how do you get revenge against people that force you to watch ads?
If you see an advertisement for something, make a mental note to not buy that thing. If everyone did this all the time, we wouldn't have ads.
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>>543707487
Yeah it's pretty niggerish
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>>543708322
>What are you doing in the netherlands?
selling pork to muslims and giving jews cheeseburgers. and telling kids to make a wish in one hand and shitting into the other to see which one fills up first.
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>>543709013
That's not very nice. Give them some melon instead.
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>>543709062
I would but some niggers stole them all
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>>543705577
Become HR
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I am really starting to HATE when I go to a store, and they've installed large touch screens at the checkout designed with dark patterns that I'm forced to interact with just to buy something. How do i resist these evil demons?
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>>543709348
smear vaseline onto the screens ?
Modern problems ruire classical solutions, that why at self checkout i get an attendant to scan the products for me as I load them up into my backpack. I'm both gone faster than the line , they still did the work and most of all I can never be accused of theft by those scamterminals.
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>>543708219
Lol
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>>543705660
this
>>543708053
everyone has access to the talmud and uncensored AI translators now
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>>543705577
>How can I overcompensate without props?
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>>543709598
based
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>>543705577
I know a teetotaler who used to sell his piss to some 20 year old so he could pass drug tests. The kid later stole the dude's weed wacker and got ratted out by his ex-gf. As revenge, the dude sold him a bottle of piss laced with THC. Kid failed his test, which meant he violated probation and was no longer welcome in his parent's home. Kid killed himself not long after.
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>>543710126
hah that brings back some memories. I won't bore you with the details but let's just say I can relate.
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>>543710312
Bore me with the details, toothpaste.
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>>543710126
And nothing of value outside of a weed whacker was lost.
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>>543705577
>What are /pol/ approved ways to get even?
living your best life and letting God take care of the rest
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>>543705577
I hate you more!
You fuckers probably caused many of the upheavals of the past 30 years, including niggers (have to be considered as "humans" now LoL) and jeets somehow are smart although they can't even control their bowel movements and literally exists in their own shit, piss and filth! So fuck you hard. Harder than you fuck your trans peoples or harder than they fuck you!
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>ITT: GAY SHIT
OP, superglue has a million uses. Esp in locks.
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>>543710704
hmm okay, so I grew up in a boarding school, most kids would go home during the weekend except me. and they'd get absolutely zonked out on weed, but also they would get pocket money. on Sunday evening they would come back and be forced to take a piss test, I was the one kid selling them condoms filled with drug free piss and a safety pin for a 10er a pop and had usually 4 to 5 other dudes using my services...

They would get the instruction to hide the condom in their boxers to keep it body temperature and then to simply prick it and let it leak into the cup.
it's pretty discrete.

It sure as heck made up for the fact that I had nowhere to go during weekend and made me some good coin and reputation, supply and demand my friend.
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>>543705577
Take a big shit and then rub it all over their exhaust pipe and muffler. Engine too if they dont have one of those wanky plastic undertrays.
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>>543705577
forced gender reassignment
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Jews bad or something
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>>543705833
DEVILISH
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>>543705577
Why do we believe in jews? How we make society without them.
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>>543713078
I don't think you can in the USA, besides Israel the 2nd biggest Jewish cohort lives in your nation and are also very well established throughout your entire academic,legal,financial, entertainment and political system.

Could you imagine wallstreet without jews?
it would be like the artic without penguins, simply inconceivable.
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>>543713624
That's why purging them would make this place so much better
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>>543705577
An upper decker!
That's where you poop in the water tank of a toilet.
Another one is turning a light switch upside down, and unscrewing the bulb just enough. Have to do it in an unused room.
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>>543705660

/thread
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>>543705680

/thread
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>>543705660
this but in a very general sense i think lawfare is the only means to destabilize the current (((progressive))) hegemony.
can probably parlay ai into it since that's where the wind is blowing regarding lawyers. hammering institutions with lawsuits constantly would be a fiscal war of attrition.
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>>543705660
jannies deleted pic related for being too on the nose
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>>543705577
The best way to get revenge is to have stupid enemies and watch as they destroy their own lives.
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>>543705577
do nothing, that's really all it takes you fucking retards lol, why is this a question?
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>>543706017
>"Be thou a bitch or forever burn in the fires of hell, so sayeth The Lord."
This is the kind of shit that makes people think Christianity is a slave religion. How about exacting revenge instead, faggot?



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