Let’s be real. If US is stupid enough to invade Canada it will be Russia-Ukraine 2.0. America will fail MISERABLY and be HUMILIATED for the world to see.
>>543734536Idk USA won't have the same supply chain struggles.But why are ya ou constantly posting memeflag retard threads. Memeflag OP posting should be an instant ban
>>543734536The USA is already a stupid, failed, miserable and humiliated country
>>543734673and i still don't have to hide my flag like you KEK
>>543734673But Canada isn't?You do know it's theatre right?
>>543734673Truke
>>543734852That's because you have no shame.
The US can't even beat Iran.
>>543734536Before war broke out Ukrainian army was more than ten times larger than the current Canadian army. Canada mobilization reserve stands at 300k people, Ukraine's stood at 9 million prior to 2022.America isn't in the best shape but I think they'll manage just fine.
>>543735172Its so much worse then that. 90% of the caf is girl boss officers and nons. We dont have any working tanks left and less then 10k deployable infantry if we called up every 16 year old reservist.
>>543734536North America economic zone is inevitable. Our government is crashing our economy to prep us for it.
>>543735071Rial status?
>>543734536You would have civilians who aren't even in the military just going across the border to shoot Canadians kek.
>>543734536I am of Indian descent and I am ready to fight for my Canadian brothers. Canada is new Bangladesh
>>543735071US couldn’t beat afghanistan after 20 years and 4 american presidents.
>>543734536The US will never invade Canada. Canada will fall on its own. Your country will balkanize and the US will not be strong enough to take anything. Stop being a feminine neurotic bitch.
>>543735071>>543735418Both of these countries had armies significantly larger than Canada's.
>>543734536Kek propaganda thread. I hope you libtards get what you dream for.I'll be here with a 48 case of beer waiting for my star spangled brothers to arrive and liberate. I'll have a map pointing the way to Ottawa and a brisket on the smoker fer da boys... retards...
>>543735346the iranian economy hasn’t been tied to the global banking system in decades. comparing the rial to the american dollar means nothing.
Yeah but who will fight?
>>543734999No, it's because you're a jeet
Why would the u.s. invade Canada? We already have the Stanley cup, 33 years running.
>>543735534>I'll have a map pointing the way to Ottawa and a brisket on the smokerI'd never trust a Canadian with a brisket.
>>543734536I see two Canadians in that picture.
>>543734536Nigga why do they look like the Nepalese army HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
>>543735610Free tank of diesel then?More brisket for me.
>>543734536Don't be silly. Since Canada has been sneakily overcome by China, all the bluster towards our northern brothers is meant at China. Not Canada.Wake up leafs.
>>543735584If the image is any indicator, 95% chinks and dungjeets... It's their country, after all.
Pray that Canada doesn't merge with America. They'll vote for communists and collapse the whole thing
>>543735293Plus we’re going to be lolberators, not conquerors. I was just joking about taking your maple syrup, you fucking leaf. Sorry you got Chang’d. Now take this GD Mk-19 & bottle of Captain Morgan’s and let’s go get your shit back. You owe us when it comes time to deal with (Mexico).
>>543735610So have a fucking cook off and show them how it’s done. Make friends & influence people and all that shit
>>543735750Yeah, I’m sure they’ve been ‘voting’ for real for a long time now
>>543735709>"Ramshit, take Akshit and Gagdeep with you and go start operation minesweep. Who comes back gets a $100 gift card.">"Saar yes saar!"
I'd fucking LOVE to see Timmy try and start some shit. Smoke some Timmy ass.
>>543734536Canadians unironically travel to Washington and New York to speak to US military recruiters and serve here because the Canadian military is a fucking joke. I've personally seen it happen twice. I think we're good kek.
>>543735750>voteYou literally have a two-party system. They literally wouldn't be able to get an independent candidate elected if they all got together.
>>543734536Lets be real here, America will never invade some part of their liberal world order. Enjoy your jeets, as we will enjoy our enjoy our jeets.
>>543734536>America will fail MISERABLY and be HUMILIATED for the world to see.as if that hasn't already happened lmao
>>543735751>he thinks the zogmutts would be viewed as liberatorsThe vast majority of Canadians would view you as invaders and scum who are notoriously vulnerable to IEDs.
>>543735864The kid who drones you is going to grease his loadout with pork & beef fat, I’ll tell you that already
>>543735071Iran unironically has a better army than Canada.
>>543736032Calm down ramjeet shitsuk.It'll all be over soon.
>>543735811I'm sure there's plenty of riggers but the stockholm syndrome is real there
>>543734536>Let’s be real. If US is stupid enough to invade Canada it will be Russia-Ukraine 2.0. America will fail MISERABLY and be HUMILIATED for the world to see.I'm anti war and not a dick sucker of the US military but US would fucking smoke Canada and even Canada & Canadians know it.
>>543736032>the vast majoritylol do you even know the size of the Canadian armed forces? Let’s be real, it’s become a BRICS outpost, and we’ve seen how White males are treated in BRICS outposts. They’ll skin you alive the second the internet goes out Chang ;)
>>543734536>canada>shows picture of chinese military
>>543734536They'll prepare for an American invasion but will do fuck all about the poopjeets currently invading their country
>>543734536US doesn't need to invade it. Carney Asada is making a vulgar propaganda play to sell it out to Asian powers. America isn't going to fail before the reat of the world does. Sad but true, little guy.
>>543734536Uh no, let's be actually real and not memeflag "real", Canada is the only country where it would probably be a clean sweep. I dont support invading Iran, but I would go take Canada. Canadians are throwing it away letting themselves get invavded already, whites need land up north to escape to.
>>543736126I wouldn’t say they it’s that bad. I think they’re just fully aware that they’re occupied and are afraid to act out of line. Gotta approach with some optimism after all; they are our retarded arsonist younger brother
>>543735751Manifest destiny. I was a c6 gunner back when this was still a white country.>>543735864>>543736154Those are reserves so they've got a whole thusday night and 1 weekend a month of training.
Entirely possible Trump grabs some disputed territory to rile up his base in preparation for a coup in DC. Canada's right to prepare, but it won't be a full scale invasion it'll be symbolic wag the dog stuff.
>>543736281I've encountered them irl. They'll reflexively talk the praises of socialized healthcare and when you press them on it they eventually concede that it's not great and costs a lot in taxes but they still support it
>>543736546Have you tried slapping them with the back of your hand?
>>543736032The vast majority of Canadians who actually have guns would view the Americans as liberators and take the opportunity to liquidate the Laurentian elite and their scamjeet pets.
>>543734536US could literally invade canada on a tuesday morning and by night they have the capital...
>>543735685>Free tank of diesel then?Jesus, anon. I don't want to bankrupt you or anything.
>>543734536Most of them will probably die in the snow lost in the woods
>>543735751Hell yeah brother.
>>543736863No it was all too bewildering to think of a proper reaction
>>543734536invading canada would offer no meaningful economic benefit, which is the only justification one can ever have for an invasion
>>543735393Enjoy driving down a highway of death to get anywhere, it will be too funny how many braindead American hicks drive into our ambushes thinking it was all fun and games
>>543737463>Enjoy driving down a highway of deathYes the Canadian bodies littering it will probably be very smelly. Especially if they're French.
>1pbtid>meme flag>retarded bait postthis is why /pol/ is dying. this place is such a fucking shithole manipulated by all kinds of shills and state actors.every day less and less people come here and the quality is receeding. and no one seems to give a fuck.sad.
A US invasion of Canada, Mexico or Greenland unironically would be more popular than any kike middle east war
>>543734536I want a Canadian war-bride
>>543737060I'll be ok man, just end our suffering already.
>>543734536Nowhere near close to being true.
>>543736032The vast majority of "Canadians" aren't even Canadian. You are talking about geriatric, gunless, elbows up pensioners with property that wouldn't sacrifice anything for anyone because they are smug self-centered narcissist scum. You are talking about alien foreigners that have no connection to the land and history and just see Canada as a place to make money. The nationalists here are under the heel of a globalist regime that hates actual Canadians.
>>543734536No it won’t, USA is 5 times stronger than Russia and Canada is 20 times weaker than Ukraine
>>543739519Numbers in manpower and machines don't even cover the half of it. Ukraine is a strongly nationalist country. Canada has been ruled by a rabidly anti-nationalist upper class for decades. They ripped the national foundations out. Massive, highly motivated armies come from nationalism. A post-national globalist economic zone full of cosmopolitans and alien foreigners cannot produce an army like Ukraine.
>>543734536implying cucknanada wouldn't surrender
>>543734536But all you dumb pajeet niggers live within like 100 miles of the US border. Plus you aren't allowed to own guns. We'd have you out of there in time for Monday night football.
>>543735399Go back to buttrat hindpoo
>>543734536meme flag is us troll being a faggot, checks out
>>543734622What supply chain problems?
>>543736063So?
>>543734536the Jewnited states would role over Cuckada, i bet canadians would send their women to fight kek
Correct.
>>543741631I don't think you understand the situation.
>>543735293Just give us your rare earth materials you fucks. We don't wanna kill you.
>>543734536Hahahahahaha Canada you got about 10 white people in uniform lmao this is so over for you, why dont you just call your doctor and get put to sleep forever
>>543734536>it will be Russia-Ukraine 2.0It won't. Canada will fold in 3 days. Ukraine is still alive only because others give her money and weapons. Not many rich countries would dare to upset their American owner by funding and arming Canada.
>>543741775>implying alberta will fight and not welcome the burgers with open cheeks Kek
>>543734536It's just a justification for a peaceful country to build a shitskin military in case the canucks actually rise up (LMAO, as if that would happen).OP's pic basically confirms this already.
>>543742215Ukraine is winning this war russia started because russia is weak.
>>543742447That's exactly my point.True leafs are not fighting with our burgerbros.You clowns know nothing of what is happening right now.
>>543735864jeets are fucking retards, and I would take the opportunity of a US-Canada war to slip in with civilian clothes and commit war crimes against all South Asians on both sides.
>>543737463>Canadian ambushesThe smell of you filthy pajeets would give away your positions from miles away
>>543734536who da phuc are those people lamo. these countries are just brown people now beefing while sending money to kikes overseas.
The issue is all the higher ups, intelligence agencies and politicians are in one city, they'd order everyone to surrender and would stop giving out salaries.
>>543734536>only one white guyhahahahah holy fuck total demographic replacement
>>543734948>>543734852>>543734673White men are the only western demographic who pays more taxes than they take, very obviously the goal of every other group is enslaving the tax payers so they can pretend to be high status with their fake DEI jobs. Thats why the entire middle class has servants in the shitholes these voter cattle are imported to the west from. The common man will be a slave forever if we do not cut the benefits and jobs from the voter cattle, thats why the economy keeps getting worse, these lazy parasites who want to enslave white men are unsustainable humans and thats why they had to flee their unsustainable shithole they came from.
>>543742856Every single non-white in Canada is supported by a tax funded DEI job. In a single election the majority of them can lose their homes and our only money generator Alberta wants to leave now.
>>543734622bump
>>543734536Canada is a joke. And also isnt on the other side of the planet.