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literal data mining a month before election day
>>543737099I got Confucius and china/japan/worst korea
I got Titoism
>>543737099Your bussy glows
>>543737212I'm still on a learner's license at 37, no intelligence agency's hiring my ass.[spoilersdontworkonpol]I'm working on getting my life together though[/spoilersdontworkonpol]
>>543737292That’s something a trained glowie would say
>>543737099hi fellow centrist ;)
>>543737099>In tackling global warming, I prefer prioritizing technological solutions over reducing consumption.I don't even believe global warming exists. Your "exam" is retarded from question 2. Lmao.FAIL.
>>543737350
Though I am not really an antisemitic person, I am not a big fan of Jewish people either. But it seems to me that people with similar politics to mine are shabbos goy golems . Still, I won't change my ideology.
I took that the other day, I got some schizo ideology, that apparently the Second Reich/German Empire was closest to.
>>543738269Found it
who the fuck are these losers
fucking commies
>>543738711Brizola was a brazilian politician on the last century.But he was more relevant in huezil than bernier ever was in burgerland.The other 2 are even older politicians.
>>543738877kek,bandaranaike was assassinated by a buddhist monk
>>543738340Good, a fellow high psychic energy individual.
>>543738877Didn't seem like a very comprehensive test... never once asked my opinion on women voting...
>mfw
>>543739823Anon, I'm sorry, but you need to kys for the good of the whole human race.
>>543739823to be fair the test is ass, I went all in on open borders and it gave me 90% sweden which is currently in the process of closing down borders for good in the most retarded populist way possible
>nearby countriesAccurate
>>543739943>american conservatism>eastern european shitholeskek
>>543739912its aimed at yankees with some retarded yank specific questions about states rightsand if you dont do the full 240 question version you get a strange mix of randomised statements based on category, so no test is the same meaning no real you cant even compare tests results
>>543737099It's okay, OP. I got Centrist, France, Weimar Germany, and Lincoln/Zelensky. I am apparently a huge fag.
Every time I take one of these tests, it labels me as a raging leftist. But I'm religious, hate immigrants, and want to repeal the 19th. What gives? Is it just >>543740088
>>543739823/pol/ isn't ready for this conversation yet, but Jews were right, and the best thing a goy could do is become a Shabbos goy.
>>543739943Isn't he canadian? why ecelebs are on this gay site too? Either way, I create my own shit, I don't depend on worthless garbage that kike can use and abused, fuck you low IQ niggers.
>>543740088>its aimed at yankees with some retarded yank specific questions about states rightstrue there were a lot of these>and if you dont do the full 240 question version you get a strange mix of randomised statements based on category, so no test is the same meaning no real you cant even compare tests resultsYeah maybe 240 is necessary. Actually pretty retarded that the export image does not specify how many questions you took.
>>543737482>1989Holy shit. Taylor Swift is posting here.
Makes sense, Keynesian economics is the most based twitter subculture.
This test doesn’t capture the nuance. Most people on /pol/ have fringe ideologies that are mostly a mix of several different ideologies, while the test only gives mainstream ideologies as results. Plus, most of the questions are geared toward Americans, so they can produce misleading results for non-Americans.
>>543737315winrar
>>543737099Does this make me a weaboo
Trumpism chad here
>>543737099
>>543741647Have you read thomas paine?
>>543741742No, but I've read Rawls and other libs
>>543737099gas the kikes race war now.
>>543737385>karpBurn the kapo jew
based or nah?
I took the larger test but the questions can basically be ignored, it only matters what the category is
>>543740157these tests are created in absolutes from a neoliberal frame of reference and never factor for broader ideologies such as christian anarchism (tolstoy) and georgism (henry george)for them theres just the neoliberal and the anti-neoliberal (communism)
>>543740221it absolutely shouldnt be necessary to fill in 240 questions, thats far too muchbut the 60 question test should not be randomised either, they should curate only the most defining questionsyou can find out with 3 questions what ideology someone subscribes toprobably less if the first question is about israel
>>543743045>about israelI know with 0 questions you are brown/muslim, muhammad.
>>543737099>everyone has some soros faggot>me >have cicero
>>543737099>ethnically Somali>born and raised in Europe>zoomer tech bro>religious but ibn Khaldun and Nawawi type of guy not Wahhabi kaboomI guess I'd actually just resemble Fujimori if I was ever insane enough to attempt politics. Unlike Kemi and the pajeets in the conservative party and reform, I'm not grovelling to middle upper class Anglos and trying to marry in so I can be accepted as one of them. I'm comfortable of my background and don't feel uncomfortable with the reality of there being an English ethnicity that I'll never be a part of as Adnan Hussain stated yesterday on twitter. There's thousands of different ethnicities, I grew up in London, in one of the most diverse parts of the city and although I can make friends with people of all backgrounds, I'm well aware that people drift towards their people.All the government has to do is focus on making Britain the wealthiest nation in the world again, and enforcing the law. The former requires ignoring boomers and degrowther leftists when approving infrastructure, the latter requires deporting any and everyone that would be deadweight in developed Britain. Indian deliveroo driver? Nigerian care worker? Sudanese refugee? Afghan that just came on a rubber dinghy? Gyspy thief? Just clear them all out. Obviously quietly in escalating phases and without "racist" rhetoric so middle class normies can feel comfortable with you in charge. Also there's like 1000 shitty draconian laws on the books that you can just repeal once a week to pad the news cycle and make casuals happy.Everyone's salaries could be double what they are today, housing affordable, disposable income through the roof, fertility rates for Brits back to replacement and above, Britain at the frontier of manufacturing, tech, finance and space yet again.But it'd be a fucking brutal uphill climb and the median voter is to retarded that I'd probably never get above 400 seats for this new party even if everyone's lives get better.
>>543737099Okay. I completed the test.
>>543737099Check your mail.
>>543743782nope schlomo, if i were i wouldnt have the results i had your shithole is a universally hated genocidal fascist ethnocracy, it instantly divides a group into conservatard shitlibs and people with moralsi genuinely dont know a SINGLE person who isnt utterly revolted by your genocide
lol i got aristocratic liberalism and my closest match is juden peterstein, this test is garbage
>>543745451why are you surprised? "aristocratic liberalism" (whatever the fuck that oxymoron is even supposed to mean) sounds extremely jewish
Agrarianism Thomas Jefferson Wyoming
>>543745514i'm surprised that i got aristocratic liberalism as i hate both aristocrats and liberalism
It keeps telling me im a faggot
>>543745585maybe you really just hate yourself
>>543737099Not selling my data to you moshe fuck off
>>543737099I got Otto von Bismarck, so I was okay with that
>>543745451Oh yeah? I got Jacobin Liberalism, but my closest match was Ernst Jünger, despite answering most federal vs. unitary questions with the federal responseI'm not even exaggerating when I say this is the most broken political ideology test I've ever takenI'm not some special snowflake either, I simply support a strong government that supports a coherent national identify among states, maintains a strong military to secure its foreign interests, promotes individualism, and can keep rampant capitalism, rampant socialism, and rampant faggotry in check at homemeanwhile the test:>you're a radical elite who supports central planning and wants to do away with silly things like the middle class and voting
Literally who the fuck is this? Also the test is not specific enough. Just because I think immigration from european countries is okay doesn't mean I want niggers here
>>543740575>Weimar Republic why
kek
Less extreme than what actually i am, the test is hit and miss mostly.
>>543745881Berlin didn't represent the entire Weimar Republic or its ideologiesthat's like saying San Francisco represents all of California
Dengist socialism. I guess I'm a commie.
>>543738216Might have something to do with the fact your entire ideology is based around corrupt politicians stealing the wealth of nations and handing it over to Jews for a juicy kickback.
Maybe I should move to America.
>>543737099>Alt-Lite>More moderate branch of the alternative right, nationalist and anti-globalist, which rejects explicit racial supremacism but defends cultural identity, criticism of immigration, and the fight against political correctness>"I want to preserve my people's cultural identity against uncontrolled immigration and political correctness, without resorting to racial supremacism." I don't remember getting asked if I am racistTbf this was me 15 years agoI think niggers and inbred Arabs are fundamentally subhuman today
>>543737315>>543741228
