https://youtube.com/watch?v=QmS7WuI9u40
>>543746733
why do they have that ridiculous hair
>>543746760Kek
>>543746733Are they trolling us?I know trolling and this looks just like it.
>>543746760oh no hinduraperatbros, how are we gonna recover from this?
Pure Haradrim phenotype, this is how you know who really won the war of the ring
>>543746798it's ragebait
>>543746784they are trolling liek this >>543746798 anon said
>>543746838it's not "ragebait" that is a legitimate shot from that shitshow
Just watch Frieren again.
>>543746733 it's supposed to be a "subtle" nod to black power
female dwarves have beards for fuck's sake
>>543746733No that is star wars
Lawd ov da Rangs
>>543746876Black Numenoreans, meanwhile they're really pale as snow kek
>>543746843They say the lawd dem rangz meme on /pol/ years ago and unironically got inspired
>>543746859>>543746843holy shit you weren't kiddingthey'd look good as orcs though, no makeup or sfx needed
>this is lotrwhat brave ukrainians
>>543746733what the fuck even are those?orcs?
>>543746964What the fuck lmao, that's parody tier
>>543746922I guess someone must've shitted on the snow in question
>>543747005https://www.imdb.com/news/ni65985668/ yeah I was hoping it's fake, this is beyond cringe and schizophrenic
>>543746733Just make your own fantasy universe at this point. None of this is even remotely tolkien accurate. Even without being a chud.
>>543747005even worse, this is the last thing Chris Tolkien greenlit the rights usage for before he retiredfamily hounded him his entire life to monetize the shit out of it and he resisted, finally gave in right at the endand was so pissed off that Jackson cut Bombadil out of the movie that his only demand was the one guy who actually respected the shit out of it had no involvement in the making of this shit at all
Jewish cultural terror. The based Goebbels banned the jews from media and culture for a reason.
>>543747007You remember force awakens, when the guy takes off his helmet and you can smell the stench from across the stars? That's what happened when they dropped this one too
>>543746733>Male dwarf without a beard
>>543747126that would defeat the purpose; they got so pissed off at those LOTR memes about immigration and orcs Bezos made it this personal goal to get the rights to make a series that all of those people (aka actual Tolkien fans) would fucking hatespent over a billion dollars on this shit
>>543747136Not entirely accurate. Republican canceled and censored Stephen Colbert is currently writing with Chris Tolkien a non Bezos LotR sequel iirc. Colbert mentioned it during his late night interview the other day.
>>543747294>Stephen Colbert is currently writing with Chris TolkienChris Tolkien has been dead for years now
>Died January 16, 2020, Draguignan, France
>>543746733No, it's not LOTR. It's just gay modern shit made by someone who "owns" the jewish idea of LOTR.
and Colbert's fucking "sequel" sounds fucking terrible; some adventure of Sam's daughter "retracing the steps of the fellowship and discovering something something dirty secrets" so some more subversionist, deconstructionist garbageTolkien himself started writing a sequel to LOTR once, briefly, before realizing how stupid it was and trashing it
>>543747361Yeah youre right its peter jackson... in the interview i could have swore he said it was a tolkien though. Im probably remembering that wrong.
>>543747243uh oh, stinkyThey can't rape the sovl of the LOTR movies so I don't give a shit about these baboons kek.
>>543747538man Jackson just needs to stop, saw something about him adapting the Silmarillion, just fucking no
Tolkien's original idea was for all of this to be this open contribution thing where people could add stories and art and music and expand the lore and the language on their own, and that shit lasted exactly as long as it took him to start getting fan mailthen he immediately locked everything down as tight as he could legally so (he thought) nobody else could ever touch itthe power of fanfic
>>543747584Welp at least it cant get any worse than the bezos version. Its only up from here!
>>543746733That is the jew interpretation of it mutilated anon.Perhaps you are dumd and don't understand it. Or perhaps you are dumb and also being payed to write such nonsense.You stupid jews didn't buy Tolkien, you just bought the right to make audiovisual material based on his literature yet you chosen to forgo that chance and adhere to loxism as you almost always do.The deathly pattern you follow is visible to many.Christ is king.
>>543746964>Donald Trump has done erepairable harm to our country, vote Democrat.
>>543746733>single mumBTWthe fat black bitch divorced the fucking King of the Dwarves or somethingonly jewish women can make racist shit like this up
>>543746733What race is that supposed to be?
>>543746733I've only seen tne South Park version so this means nothing to me.
>>543749640race to the bottom
>>543747294>Republican canceled and censored Stephen Colbert> is currently writing with Chris Tolkien a non Bezos LotR sequel are you dem'tards even listening to your own bullshit?oh BTW Chris is an even bigger retard than even you can imagine
>>543748899>it cant get any worseso you learned absolutely nothingfucking normies
>>543746733I love how it started out with people complaining that the Lord of the Rings movies didn't have any diversity. Then they caved and put a few browns in The Hobbit, but that wasn't good enough so now they just said fuck it and made this shitty new show all brown lol. Something based on European folklore. You know, white people shit. Looks like this. You just have to laugh
>>543747294>Stephen Colberthe guy from the "vax scene" meme? i don't have it saved to upload
LoTR is pretty gay fairy shit so whatever. Turn it into a joke and maybe people will read something better.
>>543746733well, owing to the Rings of Power being a prequel to the Lord of the Rings series, that means at some point in Hobbit and Middle Earth history there was an entire ethnic cleansing of the dark colored races living amongst all the races. Be it human, elf, dwarf, hobbit or even the mejier (whatever angle god Gandalf's people are supposed to be). They all decided "Darkies got to go".seems fitting.But darkies still exist in one place- Mordor. So, the entire series is in a way, stating that there was an ethnic cleansing, the darkies who were left went to Mordor and became servants of Sauron. They were then twisted by dark magics to reveal their true forms.Lord of the Rings is the battle to keep those dark-skinned people from ever returning to live amongst the other races. As one can see by looking at Mordor, they grow nothing but violence and destruction. Stripping the environment of all life and resources, like a scourge upon the world. Leaving behind nothing but a smoldering ruin.I personally think it is stunning and brave of Amazon to take such an approach to storytelling. It is not my fault the brown races cannot understand the mockery of them that they are presenting to them. But I will never watch it, who wants to watch niggers?
>>543746784>da white man made us straiten are hair n sheet>dis natural Black hair means Black Power>fuck whitey>kill whiteyThat's literally what it means in the American cultural context.
>>543747126the jew cannot invent,just copy and corrupt
>>543746733christ i just farted and it smells like meat death
The Rangs of Pawah
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>>543746733Dem raaaangz!
>>543750018The guy that made fun of Trump so hard that republicans spent billions to buy the network he broadcast on only to make him an eternal metaphorical martyr for freedom of speech by republican cancel culturing him.
>>543746964She looks like a Thulsa Doom cosplay from Temu
>>543750500Did you know that darker skin is associated with weaker immune response to parasites, because of significantly reduced Vitamin D synthesis? Also, did you know that parasites are known to co-pilot their hosts via hormonal disruption and others means? Susceptibility to manipulation scales with congnitive complexity.
Thats why you have to appreciate Andy serkis essentially saying 'Im not putting niggers in my lotr movie'.
>>543751266He said he isn't fan of fulfilling arbitrary quotas, he never said he won't put na negrolas in his movie