>Courts backlog will fall despite scrapping of jury trial plan, minister sayshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crq5nd9dgz68o>Brits to be able to use their face as their passport as new technology means they won't have to scan documents flying back into the UKhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16181713/Brits-facial-recognition-passport.html>'Hundreds' heading for UK today as 'multiple' dinghies set to arrive on South Coasthttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2254321/hundreds-heading-uk-today-multiple>Labour ‘betraying’ special-forces veterans to bolster EU tieshttps://archive.ph/TEjwd>Court quashes block on mothers and children in Gaza joining families in UKhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/04/court-quashes-block-on-mothers-and-children-in-gaza-joining-families-in-uk>I can cut cost of housing to stop London brain drain, Cleverly claimshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/james-cleverly-london-mayor-conservative-party-tory-conference-b3060377.html>Has Zack Polanski peaked? Green Party faithful say he'll survive defeat in Holborn & St Pancras by-electionhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/zack-polanski-green-party-defeat-holborn-st-pancras-by-election-b1299383.html>Heavy police presence as anti-migrant protests take place in Southampton and Doverhttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-10-03/police-braced-for-anti-migrant-protests-on-south-coast
#StayMunted
WS
I'm marrying this bird
Christmas soon
>>543770836The grabbler or the microjeeta?
>>543770836>corrr fucking ell bit of skirt that
>>543770687
>>543770878The oxford uni librarian>>543770936kek
>wake for toil in less than 7 hours
Browning in sunflower oil because olives are disgusting. This will take a while.
>>543770982NIGGER
>>543770982Lifeboats, coaches and hotels don't pay for themselves lid.
Look at this
>>543771007those lunks of purple protein look disgusting you fucking glgownigger
>>543770982>nobody gave you a wagie warningWagies you have 0 hours remaining you should be asleep by now and ready for work tomorrow morning proceed to bed immediately
OHHH TOMMY TOMMOTOMMO TOMMO TOMMOTHOMASON
>>543771078I like extra chinky girls
>>543771007>sneedoilFiltered.
>>543771129>£1 fish fingersI want to go back
>>543771150that's fair
>>543771178it's like 4 quid now
>>543771150I reckon she's fit but your kids would come out looking like mongs.
>>543770687>Brit/pol/Häh häh
>>543770687when does the excitement start bong bros ??
>>543771255Can get a prozzy for that
Iif I fall asleep quickly I won't be too tired when I wake up at 04:15 I'm sure
Second batch on. About 7-8 batches to go. My leccy bill is going to hurt.
>>543771351>give us sum
2 RNLI boats landing at Gosport in 12 mins.Como on
>>543771385How do I acquire this build?
>>543771385Is this monster dead yet?
>>543770836be more specific
>NEW: The Father of a murdered British military policeman says he is "pleased" to hear two Iraqi gang members are dead after the SAS secretly hunted them down: >"I hope SAS soldiers emptied their magazines into them."
>>543771460his son died for israel. the sas killed those guys for israel. nothing to do with us.
https://www.mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/london-police-officer-charged-sexually-34715069>Pc Islam Abdel-Hady, 43, has been charged with two counts of sexual assault, the Met Police said on Sunday (October 4). The charges relate to separate incidents involving two different women.
>>543771460member when one dead wog was 6 years worth of news??
https://goyimx.com/TheGreenParty/status/2106351092971798587>“I'm brown. I’m a Muslim. But I’m as English as a Yorkshire cup of tea.”>Mothin Ali on belonging, diversity and building a country confident enough to live with difference.Simple. Facking. As.
>>543771327>>543770982
>>543771413It's just a bit of baby fat, genetic really.>>543771422RHARV has plenty of heart beats left.
>>543771574>make someone called islam a police officer>starts sexually assaulting womensurprised pikachu.jpeg
fish and finger pie
>>543771422Need to get into DIY xenomorphology.
>>543771685Once they go from crawling to toddler the baby fat just falls of them
DEATH TO TRAVELING AND DEATH TO EVERY SINGLE NIGGER IN THE WORLD
>>543771607>I don't think you are m8
>Here I go again on my own>Going down the only road I've ever known>Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone>And I've made up my mind
Hampshire Police have imposed a Section 34 dispersal order over the whole of Gosport until 7am Tuesday, covering about 82,600 residents. Officers can order people to leave and not return; refusal is an arrestable offence. Face-covering powers and a designated protest area at Walpole car park are also in force. The trigger is one small boat, reported as carrying dozens, that may be brought ashore at Fort Blockhouse.
>Cindy Rostron (born 2005) is an Australian model, actress and Indigenous ranger.
>>543770802>All the whores and politicians will look up and shout:>'Save us!' >and I'll whisper [spoiler]'IT'S WIGGER STARMER JELLY TIME!.'[/spoiler]
>>543770782yum ! I want a nazi spainwog
BoatyMcBoatFace had purposefully slowed to half speed
>>543771728Exactly, it doesn't hurt to have a few pounds on in winter anyway.
>>543770936wahhwick !
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/10/03/labour-betraying-special-forces-veterans-bolster-eu-ties/>Labour ‘betraying’ special-forces veterans to bolster EU ties>Retired generals accuse Sir Chris Bryant of prioritising relations with the Republic of Ireland over the interests of former soldierslol where were the spastics when Labour was signing a surrender treaty in 1997? They weren't planning a mutiny like their forefathers at Curragh.
Really should buy some tongs and stop relying on my silver service skills. I blame Starmer.
>>543771900What do you think his, sorry, their rape tally is?
>>543770687best fingershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xstfhaEWmGw
>>543771900Still more appealing thay Yerbels
>>543772026Except even chocolate is shit now.
>>543771316You reckon these autistic authors sit there and wank to their own fantasies of le heckin race war?
>>543771321Wrong sort of fish finger that lad.
>>543772171Sit where?
Going to leave this red wine to deglaze the pan while I go to shop to buy more wine. 2 bottles has proven inadequate.
>>543771316Christmong slop
https://goyimx.com/irish_news/status/2106452008546803833>“Sectarianism, fascism, racism are the same mindset that treat other people lesser than themselves.”>Residents' spokesperson Breandán Mac Cionnaith has been speaking at Saturday's Garvaghy Road solidarity rally in Portadown.>Thousands attended the event, with other speakers including first minister Michelle O'Neill.>In the early 1980s, Mac Cionnaith was jailed for six years for his involvement in the IRA bombing of Portadown's town centre.[1][2]Literally the meme
BREAKING : PLAGUE OUTBREAK IN SIBERIA
>>543772322Old news.
>>543772247Sit there.
>>543772283
>buy national trust magazine for £6.50>has a section designated to gay
>>543771820i was up the road from gosport about a month ago, hill head beach, saw a really out of place indian shouting on his phone looking out to sea, looked like he was being watched by a tatted roided inglish military guy
>>543772322lovely ! just in time for flu season
>>543772443I thought it'd be stories like Round The Twist
>>543772322yeah apparently a woman dropped a vial or something and she died in a day>>543772493good times
>>543772445>shouting on his phone
>choooooof choooofTurning into port now.So they can turn around and go pick some more up tomorrow.
>>543772521>Round The TwistHAVE YOU EVER
>>543772322Right, that does it. We're invading Russia immediately.
Jacob Rees Mogg's plague soaked tampon down my urethra
>>543772026Faggot cars.
>>543771460I live near the SAS camp at credenhill. They're basically a bunch of 80 IQ psychopaths.I know of one barmaid at an old-timey country pub who literally got raped by one of them, I think he was maybe Fijian or some other Pacific Islander Wog. West Mercia Police handed it over to the MP and they hushed it up; that cunt deserves a bullet.Who needs the ethnic takeover of England when the whole county worships the nigger cunts who they bring in to do it for us.
>>543772423It's worked perfect. This I attribute to Andy Burnham.
>>543772599
>>543771007Teflon and seed oils? Both are harmful anon. Try to use cast iron and butter/olive oil.
The diesel has run out kek after the last deliveries it's going to be rationing. i hope you lads remembered to buy deens and diesel.
>>543772803Whats that done
>>543772803wine probably doesn't spontaneously set fire unlike other cooler alcohols like white rum but still>I'm just going to leave my oven on while I nip out to buy some more wineseems like it was the famous last words of many a drunk cook
Not sure my big pan is up to this job... Again, I blame Starmer for this lack of pannage.
>>543772907genuinely can't wait to die during the upcoming faminecan't be fucked with it anymore
>>543772907Don't need diesel. >deensAre you from 2017?
>>543772849based floyd enjoyerhave you tried the faggots and peas
>>543772779From what I recall the reputation of units like the SAS was that of unhinged lunatics and criminals up until, what, maybe the GWoT and the rise of le operator fiction, which would broadly coincide with them no longer being used as prevalently domestically in Ireland.
>>543772849I'm over 50 and bred successfully. I don't worry any more.
>yanks moving moving out of UK bases
>>543773000>Don't need diesel.must be nice to grow all your own food and have all your own farm animals to slaughter, instead of buying stuff delivered to stores with diesel HGVs for the rest of us mere mortals though no diesel means nothing on the shop shelves
>>543772925>I'm just going to leave my oven on while I nip out to buy some more wineI'm an experienced drunk cook. Wine cheat added.
>>543773017when they say they're the best of the best, what they actually mean is they're the modern day british equivalent of viking beserkers and they really don't mind killing or dying either waythey work though so the british govt and military try and dress them up in prestige, chalk it up to training and "excellence"actually they're just the wrongest of the wrong'uns, because you'd have to be
>>543773000Boggo isn't very creative. He's doing his jersey deen larp.
Docking shortly.
>>543772921It's deglazed all the beefy goodness from the pan, cooked off the alcohol and left just a condensed, rich, red wine and beef flavour I will add to the stew later.
its kicking off man eu countries already putting 20 litre limits on customers. It's going to be a long winter.
>>543773214
>>543773193Aren't Viking berserkers broadly fiction? And at best they relate to weirdo outcasts who did nothing of note? A funnier comparison would be, well...
>>543773318well yeah but then you get all "snake eats its own tail" because most of nutjobbiest nazi nutjobs were into all that viking shit anywayI think it's an unspoken thing that the top level units in every army must be really rough guys who just happened to have found employ working for the government instead of becoming bank robbers or hitmen or drug dealersI'm not even a bit surprised to find out dudes in the SAS are lost it's
What ever happened to Piddington, chaps? Sounds like the government is going to house the asylum seekers at MoD Bicester anyway, no reversal of policy has been announced... From gov website:15. What planning route is being used for the proposed asylum accommodation at MoD Bicester?The Home Office has submitted an Urgent Crown Development application to the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government in relation to the proposed use of MoD Bicester for asylum accommodation. Planning forms part of the wider feasibility and due diligence work for MoD Bicester. The application enables the relevant planning issues to be considered, but it does not predetermine the outcome, and no final decision has been taken on the site’s future use.The application has been made via this route because the proposed development is considered urgent and of national importance, responding to sustained pressure on the asylum accommodation estate and the need to reduce reliance on hotels and other contingency accommodation.Submitting a planning application does not mean a final decision has been made to use the site. The proposal remains subject to the planning process, wider due diligence, and all relevant assessments and approvals. Decisions on the planning application are being made independently by the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local GovernmentSo.... They're going to do it anyway but will "consider" local opinions.. lmao... When will the normies learn.
>>543773104Ah yeah good point I should have bought diesel like you said to uh... Bolster the supply chain?You fucking imbecile. >>543773213Ah well he's a fucking imbecile.
>>543773560Listen mate let's just focus on fighting the Russians please, alright?
im ordering in 100 tins of tomatoes and a few sacks of flour
>>543773006>faggots and peashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU'I've got faggot king here, Richard.' What an opening.
BingBong
>>543773214OK then - you silver tongued bastard
>>543773695new season of taskmaster looking dire
>>543773700french bastards sending more doctors and engineers
>>543773695They all look like they read a lot of Victor Hugo novels
>>543773695No thanks, I choose euthanise
I've added some thyme, bay leaves and rosemary to my onions.Also some garlic salt and onion powder. This stew will be powerful. Unlike reform.
>>543773888it has been confirmed
It's looking tasty already. king Charles would eat.
>>543770782She's lovely but if she gets a bf then she loses all her supporters.
Why are some of the bames in orange guantanamo jumpsuits
HERE THEY COME!They'll have their feet up, cold Pepsi in hand and a nice warm Jollof rice before midnight in their own comfy room and that is LUSH!
>>543774012DE-BOATING ON SPLOOSH STREAM NOW
Boatwogs have landed - 100s
>>543773700the invasion proceeds apace
>>543772907>deensbrit/pol/ is a pek general
the ram has touched the gate
>>543774172The chud has touched the cloth
>>543773700can't even pretend they are not organising this anymore; they've spent all day preparing for them to arrive before they left the shores of france
The future is the entire coast on perpetual lockdown enforced by hunter killer drones as an endless stream of dinghies overflowing with wogs flood in
>>5437739802 hours 30 minutes so far.
>>543774144tits lips and bums mashed in a canclarse
>>543774112it's not just a little dingy
>>543774368Not unless they're very small
Going with a third of a 'cup' of flour on the veg. I hate American measurements, wish they'd grow up.
>>543774294french border patrol saw them, notified ahead, rnli picks them up, they get bussed into the country under police escort at night under lockdown ordersthat's an operation
>NEW: The Manchester Mill outlet has obtained notes from 2018 showing a senior official at Labour-run Manchester council warned staff: >"You don't criticise the council's relationship with the football club [Man City] in this organisation and hope to survive"
ChoofchoofAlready off agen.
>>543770836she's like 8ft sitting down, if the tiny woman was sat on her shoulders and fell it would be like jumping from the twin towers
>>543774448It's not an operation you cunt, it's called being a decent fucking person!
>>543774448I was watching LS_audits this morning. The French military did nothing to stop them leaving.It is definitely organised, but why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPPPaz3WZqE
What would happen if a member of the RNLI came out publicly, and exposed and denounced it all?Would the state murder him?
There's going to be a lot of seethe in offices tomorrow
>>543774641Nothing, just sidelined as a crank
>>543774641No they would invent something to put him in prison>Show me the man and I'll show you the crime
>>543771574He's a good lad.
>>543774472gotta pick up another couple dozen boatsit's cold and dark and wet out there on the ocean>>543774570it's a production line
I have added miniature potatoes to my stew effort. 1kg. About to dry fry the mushrooms to finish it.
>>543773662That's a given.
boarding the buses now
>>543772445I have lived in Portsmouth for just over 10 years now, I have never taken the ferry across to Gosport. Enough said.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CCf7gvmDEU
>>543775013Member what your getting up for tomorrow lids.
ngl it's like mad comfy it reminds me of getting nightbuses at disney world as a lad
Josh is king of britpol.
>>543770836so are freak shows cool again, now that they're doing it on This Morning?
melty
Josh won.
>>543771820British mafia police threatening the natives because they're upset about the state gangsters bringing in illegal migrants sanctioned by the Home Office.
>>543775077ANOTHER DAY WITH THAT FAT PIG
Josh la you in?
>>543772779>>543773193the good ones have always been ostracised, so they go public, do books, oxford union speeches and then get investigated for wrongful killings to deflect and cover
>>543775086>>543775160>>543775235What is this
Josh is me best mate.
>>543775190Another fine example of why the police should be viewed as the enemy.
>>543775271Same scat he posts in /uhg/.
more on the way, border force heading for French vessel for another handover
>>543774759>far-right RNLI member found in possession of huge stash of illegal pre-war golliwogs
>>543775271Bogdans dinner.
>>543775329Must be smelly
>>543770836
More like reddout am I right
>>543775256well yeah I mean it is what it isit's not a nice worldit's like ethical arguments about torture being used to extract informationthe implication being that there are people whom the government knows are sick fucks who have proven to be good at torture, but they kind of "pretend to not see it" because at that level it's necessityso where do they even find these people?
Been having on/off bouts of lightheadedness lately and it's more persistent the past two days.Any thoughts doc?
>>543775354>Based Thick Cut Seville Enjoyerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NExkAUDMk44
>>543775544You've got the lurgy that's going round. You'll feel like shit in the next few days.
>>543775544take zinc or eat more organ meat
>>543775544Too much wanking.
