But I hate having sex because it’s very tiresome. I only enjoy blowjoibs
>>543775465Have you tried spanking her for looking like a dumb bitch?
>>543775465She looks autistic, anon
>>543775465I'd like to sit on her head until it is fully engulfed in my ass and then i'd pinch her head off with my asshole.
OP is a shit pilot and could never do vidrel with a boeing
>>543775465>I only enjoy blowjoibsYou'll be boiled alive in digestive juices for eternity like you did to your children.
>>543775724How much izzat is this worth?
>>543775465>it’s very tiresomeLose some weight, fatty
That's really gay.
>>5437757760 you have to stand in FRONT of the plane while using the selfie cam instead
I could satisfy her whilst you rest comfortably.
>>543775465Ah yes the 9/10 comedian girl that larps as being an awkward loser love that trope
She's funny the first minute, then the act gets old, the definition of a one trick pony. She is hot tho, so that helps and I'm guessing that's why people keep laughing, although the joke is literally the same.
>>543775465Fake blondes are gross, I don't blame you
>>543775465Not white kys
>>543775465My ex looks like this but with a nose ring.
I wonder what she's like in real life and if her act stays or if she's like a completely different person. I feel like once she adopted that personality it'd be pretty hard to betray it.
>>543775465She's ugly as shit so I can't blame you. You probably struggle to maintain a boner. I've been in your position before and also started to want only blowjobs.
>>543775465I look like this but I was born with a pp
>>543777333like that ?
>>543777683how many ppl from 4chan have fucked you at this point?I have seen you faggot here for idk how many years
>>543777890Prolly 20 guys off here, some irl, and most from online dating. Longest relationship was 3 and a half years almost married to a chad I met off /fit/ Unfortunately he got into cocaine, I even snorted a line of coke off his hard cock. He got abusive. My first bf I met off here and we had 3 years but his dad literally saw my penis face to face and that was an ordeal because at the time he assumed I was a real woman, he kept asking me when I would birth him a grandson, once he learned I was a tranny he flew into a rage and started hitting my ex, they fully started swinging and drew blood.
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