https://edition.cnn.com/2026/10/04/europe/russia-laboratory-plague-accident-intl
>>543776326I don't even care anymore
OK. What now?
>>543776326Sign up now for your pandemic vaccine available at all CVS pharmacies. We've been told the shots are safe and effective.
>>543776326i would have happily spend 220 euros on her
>>543776326tumor weeks chuddie any moment now you will see it's happening for real now
Good thing CNN is known for their honesty
>disease causes female humans to grow tails, fur, and additional nipplesDamnit Russia! The world isn’t ready yet!
>>543776326>https://edition.cnn.com/2026/10/04/europe/Is CNN retarded? Rhetorical question, but russia isn't Europe.
>>543776326>DeadlyNot for about 600 years.Sure, untreated you've got about 40-50% chance of buying it, but people get the plague all the time now and hardly anyone dies.
>>543776596CNN is artificial news, but they manufacture artificial hysteria which becomes real hysteria and becomes shutting everything down for a flu. Never underestimate the side effects and reach of artificial news like CNN
>>543776326>/pol/ said it was fake>CNN reported it>now I'm sure it's fake
>>543776326These snowniggers are incompetent and corrupt, and we allow them to have nukes?
>>543776326Easy to contain I'd be more worried about the 4000 Ebola cases in DRC right now where they are still burning down medical labs trying to treat them>oogabooga dis ebola is fake>look at me I am licking the corpse it's fine>why do I have ebola ooogaboogaba burn it all down
>>543776626Part of it is.
>The infection in the Irkutsk region is “most likely not the plague, but even if confirmed, there will be no spread of this disease,” a previous head of Rospotrebnadzor, Gennady Onishchenko, said on Friday.>Onishchenko told the state news agency TASS that the onset of cold weather would likely prevent transmission.>The World Health Organization has noted that plague has a high fatality rate, but is also easily treated with antibiotics and the use of precautions to prevent infections.nothingburger
>>543776576I have retarded vagueposter fatigue
>>543776326karmic balance for invading a country it had no business invading. May the Good Lord smite the land and make the plague flourish.
>>543776896Except Russia be like>if we have plague then soon you will too,>Dmitry get the drones and fill them with plague juice
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>>543776326sampson option round two
>>543776326Russian are open and communicative.Americans cover up and lie.Allow that wash-basin entry.
>>543776326whatever virus comes out will only kill golems, off course. being jewish is fantastic.
you goy are plague rats that are infected by all sort of things and you always cause alot of problems.
>>543776326Anyone else getting sleepy? I could really use a nap
Plague just in time for an election, how convenient.
>>543777072Exactly how covid went down.No one cared until their grandparents, and others they knew, began dying from the "common cold."
>>543776326>lab leak theory, chinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo>lab leak theory, russiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCT80HJWQ2A
>>543776326>plagueIts a super ebola that lies undetectable for 3 months before any symptoms and during
>>543776326>the plague>deadly in 2026no
This coincides perfectly with the imminent draining of US SPR. Called it months ago that we would get a pandemic to curtail oil demand.
Some woman dropped a vial of bubonic plague in some lab and thats how it spread. It really sounds like the beginning of a shitty zombie film. It's treatable as fuck with antibiotics though.
>>543776326what did fort detrick release this time?
She thought she could walk it off. Can't blame her really.
>>543776830>I believe the authorities!
>>543777607That would be a really bad thing.
>>543776781Nah, Konigsberg/Krolewic ("Kaliningrad Oblast") is temporarily occupied but rightful European clay.
>>543776326In two weeks (((media))) will report on how,>OMG OMG AI JUST CURED THIS PLAGUE!!! OMG!!!!
Well guess I’ll order a delicious pizza for dinner since plague
I'm excited to take 3 more jabs
no virus is immune to chlorine dioxide
>>543776326>IN RUSSIAHmDon't care
>>543776674>40-50% chance of buying itSomeone here made the claim it is pneumonic plague with a 100% mortality rate, but if you record antibiotics it's around 17%Truthfully, I don't care. It's Russia and that's pretty far away, bro.
>>543776326Plague spread through flea bites it will mostly affect Russians
no matter. still very far from Moscow
>>543776326just in time for midterms
