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Will hit just in time for midterms.
5656565656565656

I warn you in good faith.
Stock up on rice and canned food and toiletry now.
When the panic hits its all gone.

This perfect storm will meet with the Fuel Crisis
and the virus will rage out of control.

There are minimum system requirements and you should start getting them filled in before it comes.
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Stocking up on chicken tendies tomorrow
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Imagine not stocking way up back in COVID and basically re-upping as you go. My basement looks like a grocery store. I have beans, rice, deenz, olive oil, preserved food of all varieties. I have a fully stocked garden, fruit trees, pears coming into harves, no apples this year because last year my apple tree was so burdened that the tip of the tallest branch, over 35' tall normally, was on the ground so I pruned it back and it just has first year sticks now. Next year it will be nuts for sure tho.

New addition this year is a patch of giant Isle of Jersey asparagus, 36 crowns. They've already grown 5-6' tall, twice the size of normal asparagus. But I won't harvest them until next year.
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>>543786633
Proof?
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Getting a Jase case wouldn't be the worst idea
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>>543787073
You live in a bubble.
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>>543787102

https://jase.com/products/jase-case?
This is a good idea
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>>543787099
Preppers are like people who pick at their skin.
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It's going to suck ass when it all commerce halts
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Seriously wait a bit guys im going on vacation for six months
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When it hits India they're going to run out of meds within 3 hours.
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>>543787316
>>543787375
New Red Deer just dropped.
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>>543787193
I live in a craft-built individually architected home built in 1923. It was one of the first three electrified homes built in my whole county. It's solid, you could shoot my house with artillery and it'd be fine unless it came through a window lel.

My floors have two sub-floors, one is CORK.
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>>543787375

What if this is all intentional?
fffffffff
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>>543786633
Hmmmm I could do that, or I could goon and then go to Applebee's.
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>>543786633
it's just the flu retard
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>>543786633
Halloween III is legit the best of the Halloween movies. I've seen it probably 50+ times.
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>>543787578
HAHAHAH
WHAT!
Get a loAd of this fucko right ova hhheea

Man I PRAY that its the Flu because if its an actual fuck-you-plague and this bitch jumps countries. Yeah its Done.
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>>543787595
Derderder
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>>543787575
I am in the world, yes, but not OF the world.

I also have an impressive communications array, I'm a ham. I can contact nearly any point on earth, and have. One of my high points was contacting Fiji from the PNW here, on 0.5 watts of transmit power.

My station can function without power for at least three months, even if I don't use a solar charger (which I have and would use) and I have a big 240-amp hour sealed gel cell I run it off at all times for isolation from the power grid. My station is fully electrically bonded with its own buss bar and a network of solid copper grounding bars buried 6' deep.
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>>543787718
All this effort and your ass is going to reincarnate.
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>>543787718
All this just to get smoked 3 months in is funny. If you think youโ€™re safe anywhere in the US if SHTF it might be time for meds.
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Its curable with antibiotics
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>>543787525
God I love latinas.
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yeah if you get it within the first 24 hours of symptoms. After that your chances DROP hard and fast.
+
The worlds anti biotic supply isn't going to cut it.
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And again just like the Trump administration during covid going to drop the ball and not shut down the airlines
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>>543786633
Anons I feel a tingle in rhe back of my throat, what are the symptoms? What are the symptoms?!!?!
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>>543786633
Aren't whites immune to the plague?
Perhaps Putin is granting us a favor before nukes start flying
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>>543788758
Literally nothing happened during covid you schizo. I barely wore my mask.
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>>543788758
Lockdown 2 ebola-chans revenge would be comfy.
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>>543787713
Eee err eee err eee err
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Don't worry guys. Conveniently they've been working on a vaccine, both here in the U.S. and in Israel.
https://www.sciencealert.com/new-plague-vaccines-100-effective-against-the-deadly-disease-in-mice
Its 100% EFFECTIVE just like the covid vaccines!!
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>>543787445
>What if this is all intentional?
Ya think so maybe. Dha
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>>543788997

Sureee you can have a taste of the good life.
Everyone does.
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>>543787444
Why the Cork so your house will float like a boat
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Real Anon talk real Anon hours
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>>543788237
As a rocket powered 500' tall snapping turtle? A 200' wingspam moth with laser beam eyes and a sonic weapon that defends Japan for some reason?
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>>543787718
>My station can function without power for at least three months, even if I don't use a solar charger (which I have and would use) and I have a big 240-amp hour sealed gel cell I run it off at all times for isolation from the power grid. My station is fully electrically bonded with its own buss bar and a network of solid copper grounding bars buried 6' deep
I call Bullshit, Unless Proofs
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>>543786633
Yay! I'm going to buy pokemons with my trump check!
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>>543786633
Based.
Please send this plague to America, wipe out all these scumbags that won't hire me to a job.
Just like in the original black death, the working man became vastly richer and more well paid after the majority of people died out from Plague.
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>>543789111
I dunno but I know the guy who had the home built, was the chief shipwright for my local ship building company, and I surmise he had a drafting table and didn't want any vibration to interfere with his drawing. It's honestly the only reasonable explanation I can think of.
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>proofs of my contacts
that would entail me giving out my call sign (a vanity one at that) which would doxx me
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>>543789426
you're a cork soaker
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>>543786633
.....
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FARGIN ICEHOLES
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>>543786633
Just take 10 aspirin per day and you'll be fine. The Russian Plague has no chance against American Drugs.

USA! USA! USA!
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>>543789894
He's going to do NOTHING and we're all gonna be fucked aren't we?
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>>543789716
I have a squirrel friend too. He actually guards my produce. No shit. But the scary thing is that he will jump at my ground floor basement lair window when it's open and kinda spring off the screen. That's when I know it's time to go outside, he will come stand next to me on the deck for a while on his hind legs, I will talk to him a bit, he will survey the yard with me, then he saunters off.

I'm afraid he will come right through the screen some day and get trapped in here with me and we'll both be freaking out. He has no fear of people and my wife thinks it's "his destiny" to just jump on me one day. He often just looks like he will. I'm a bit afraid of him to tell the truth, how the hell would you even fight a squirrel? They have a DEX of at least 100.
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Can't squirrels get fleas? I think they're a pretty big problem during a plague
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>>543787375
>When it hits India they're going to run out of meds within 3 hours.
Bro i dont think that a virus can damage them in fact they would damage the virus
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>>543790053
I dunno. I'm not going to execute the poor fella. He's a valued member of my backyard community.
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>>543786633
Please send it to India and Africa for the good of the world.
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>>543786633
plague would alleviate the fuel crisis retard
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some AZ dude died of Yersinia pestis this year.
i believe hantavirus incident was also this year.
both are carried by rodents and passed onto cats which can pass them to humans (what happened in the AZ case).

stay away from cats. they also have toxo plas. but that's a parasite and we here at /pol/ already know that.

covid was allegedly from bats which are like flying rodents.

perhaps Russia hyping up a plague gives them an excuse to wind down Ukie war, with new boundaries drawn that won't escalate further. they clearly can't take all of ukie without nato constantly helping or escalating. perhaps the iran war was started so that russia would have less resources for ukie front.
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>>543790245
PEOPLE are required to show up to a job to deliver fuel to gas stations and run societies.
As an Australian ...iiiii wouldn't be throwing around the Retard word to easily.
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>>543790519
I just toss out some catnip into the front yard every now and again and all the kitties come to the yard. But I would never own an animal like that, both dogs and cats contribute to and sock-in many human diseases.
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>>543790519
The countries with the highest rate of cats will suffer the most. Cats have contact with rats and then infect the owners.
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>>543790652
Ahhh fuck yeah they'd be taking it everywhere. This particular strain also spreads the same way flu and cold spread so it's pretty hyper deadly
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>>543790605
>the excessive love for pets, whereby ppl treat them like replacements for babies, will be one huge way an illness leaps from animal to human
-my gut feeling for a while
iirc, that actor guy's jap wife died from hantavirus because they had pets and somehow let rodents into their house. and contact with rodent droppings, dander, is how those cruise ship ppl got hantavirus.
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>>543790701
>>543790652
hm, well i don't know how anything spreads, perhaps through the air, but the pet-to-human path is pretty obvious. as for how those cruiseshippers got hantavirus, maybe they stepped in rodent droppings and from there were so unhygenic they came into direct contact with whatever was in the droppings.

i've never been clear on how this stuff spreads. obviously kissing a cat infected with something is clear. as for covid, that was obviously BS and a lab leak, or hyped up flu.
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>>543790525
people dont need fuel when they cant go anywhere retard
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>>543791048
Holy fuck you're retarded
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>>543790747
You don't need pets if you have chi. Wild animals have always come right up to me. I often wander in the woods and deer will come right up to me and just kinda hang out. My wife of over 25 years, the first time we went into the woods I was like "don't be alarmed that I have animal friends" and she laughed, was like "why" and I told her, wild animals just make friends with me. We got up there and the first thing that I did was make a big gesture like a wizard and say "COME TO ME MY ANIMAL FRIENDS" and instantly a dragonfly landed on my just outstretched hand. She was like "whut" and then I did it with squirrels, a raccoon, and even a pine marten which many biologists go on trips to TRY to see lel.

You just have to exude this calmness and oneness with nature. I am a hunter too, the animals don't care.
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>>543791139
>a sharp drop in fuel consumption means da fuel crisis gets worse
this is ur brain on corn syrup
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bump
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>>543786633
finna do it tomorrow im tired rn and everything is closed
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>>543787595
Dr. Chadliss is such a giga chad in that movie.
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>>543787259
Running water & access to fish or game source. I could live in the summer for a few months on berries and tubers but id eventually need protein, if I'm in the right area it should not be hard to find something made of protein to eat. I could live like this for a few years nomadically, winters would fucking suck but if I migrated south I would not have to worry about becoming snow bound. This would be done As far the fuck away from preppers, and operators and all the walking dead nonsense that you fucking nut jobs are going to whip up if given the chance. If I dont die in harmony with nature ill eventually meander back once the dust has settled to loot corpses and what's left for anything of use and maybe chat with friendly survivors to get some details about the past years. Then I dont know I become some wondering hwyman at the twilight of civilization roaming nomadically until I die of exposure, bandit, acident or old age.
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>>543791140
I have this experience also. Even animals that are normally terrified of humans find me to be an approachable confidant in a cruel world. I've also come to the conclusion that it has to do with an aura of very peaceful confidence that I project. I find that a similar, more complicated version of this works on some types of people as well, though it also sets off certain other types of people.
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>>543786633
Cant wait to watch all the women wondering the streets like the soft targets they are
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>>543795022
Interesting. I too get along with most people, the most they can say to explain it is that I'm "honest" or "earnest." I think it has more to do with peace and serenity but most people don't think about that, that much, so can't express it.
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OF COURSE
IT'S A FUCKING WAHMAN FOID WHO RELEASED IT

DUMB BITCH

WOMEN'S RIGHT
MORE LIKE
WAHMEN'S WRONGS

NOOOOO
I CANNOT SACRIFICE ABORT MY OWN CHILDREN TO MOLOCH

N O O O O O O O O XD
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>>543795022
>>543796960
Based
Same with me
It's surprising how nice the normies are to me at the beer hall.
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>>543798103
Javol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEY0R5jQv8M



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