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>>543799571They’re happier than I am
Imagine laughing at these people while continuingly hitting the refresh button on an imageboard catalog. Atleast they have a small chance if gaining from their mindless screen touching.
>>543799571Pokemon cards for boomers
What is there to laugh at? The immoral materialist society that produces this?
>>543799720Civilian intel is for the love of the game. It makes sure a good man stays that way.
>>543799652Not really. Gambling addiction has the highest suicide rate of all addictions.
>>543799720i prefer clicking the refresh button on the browser
>>543799571Someday a real cashnado will come and wipe the scum off of the streets.
How do you make money on cashnado
>>543799753>THE FUCKING JEWS FORCED ME TO PLAY CASHNADO
>>543799720Hitting the refresh button is for free. These boomers are burning inheritance money.
>>543799571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MO1KyNUOIs
>>543799720seen
>>543799720>small chance of winningSo a big chance of losing
>>543799571Just let people enjoy things
>>543799571
>>543800010Great movie. Gambling is for retards.
>>543800026Casinos exist for money laundering. The fact that retards actually show up to play rigged games is just goyim being goyim. They think you're so stupid you're not even human.Gambling companies make most of their money on seniors and children who don't have a good sense of money or probability. That's why lootboxes in videogames is a HUGE industry, get them hooked young, when they're too stupid to undetstand the folly of it.
>>543799571Can someone explain to me what it do when they touch the screen?
>>543799720it costs me nothing to hit f5 while waiting for claude to do my stay-at-home job while i crank one out to a loli doujin i torrented
>>543800155sir, it's a cashnado.
>>543799571Online betting is way worse just becausr of the amount of money. Vegas is dead because of kalshi
>>543800179What job?
>>543799571That's your tax money btw
>>543799720>Atleast they have a small chance if gaininActually they don't because they don't read the instructions.
>>543800095What do you think he squats
>>543800155Nothing whatsoever. There is absolutely no skill involved in slot machines. I dont even understand why people call it slot games. Has nothing to do with games its just a sequence of imahes and sounds meant to hypnotize you. They should be called hypnosis machines or scam buttons,
>>543799571they got to live a good and prosperous life and they get to spend their last days wasting the money that could have gone to their children...
>>543799571This is good exercise for old people.
>>543800270Nothing impressive. It’s mostly fat and shit
>>543800201>>543800262Last time i was in a Casino I was so drunk that I almost blacked out, that was 2010.Won 3000€ and never again go in to a Casino
>>543799874I learned something new today. Did you know that the profession with the highest suicide rate and lowest life expectancy is actually psychiatrics? The legal drug pushers. I guess they didn't have statistics on the illegal ones lol.
>>543800179>Claude, not Grok>Loli, not the real thingNGMI
this is sad, are native americans evil?
>>543799571that act ually looks like a really good fun timebless them for getting cardio and having their joysUNpGHH
>>543799720Good point.Hahahahaha you losers here
>>543800270At best his own body weight in 1-rep sets. It's the big mac effect. Your body generates higher levels of growth hormone as a direct consequence of all the satanic shit they're putting in the secret sauce and big daddy really loves McDonald's that's why his body is so obscure
>>543800376I think depression is contagious in a weird way, if you spend alot of time around the mentally ill you become one and depression comes as an extra to pretty much any mental illness. Than they just write themselves anti depressives prescriptions and long term use of anti depressives paradoxically makes you suicidal.I also coincidentally know 3 people who are psychologists, they all have massive mental health problems.
>>543800376Never met a psychiatrist that wasn’t depressed himself, I think it’s just the group of peoole who seek to get in those jobs
>>543800430Only the Judeo Christians
>>543800627yeah and nothing of what they do to 'fix' people really helps they're basically just poisoning people on a pretense of helping them and what's the killing blow it's mostly done with good intentions but they got played by the system so to make the mind tricks work they kinda have to believe it works by perhaps even taking their shit themselves and play it solely on placebo>>543800785Maybe that too but the job sure hits the nails in their own coffin if they're not aware of the whole thing is a petrochemical psyop since the Rockefellers killed off all the natural sciences guys back in the day they're basically running the scam on reverence for a profession built up over a century ago
>>543799652maybe but you will live longer
>>543801853>running the scam on reverence for a profession built up over a century agoActual pseudoscience, as accurate as tarot readings or zodiac, invented by a cocaine addicted, sexually deviant jew.It surely can make you go insane by making you obsess over your mental health and seeing any human emotion or behaviour pattern as a disorder but not really helpful in fixing the disorders.
>>543799874Sure it does, just ask Stephen!
>>543802750Suprised that doesnt happen more often.
>>543799720>Atleast they have a small chance if gaining from their mindless screen touching.Gaining a few dollars after spending thousands.
>>543802711Ah you refer to Sigmund. Yeah he basically only admitted other Jews into his circle as patients and then as the good Jew he was projected his thesis of everyone's basal dark fantasy onto everyone else. You dream of fucking your mother and killing your father bam psychoanalysis done.I don't think he's really used much nowadays but the field obviously only could go wrong from making him the founding figure of psychoanalysis. I like the stuff Jung conceived of though. Yadda yadda imbalance in chemicals *cough' just eat my stuff you totally won't get addicted :^)
i remember when some slot addict gave me money to a second machine for him. i managed to double what he gave me and stopped playing. when he came over he got angry why i stopped playing and pushed all the money back into the machine down to 0.i watched this guy gambling one other time and he actually managed to win 400 euro or so on some online gambling site. it was all gone the next day ofc.these people are so desperate for cash they manage to make their own situation worse and worse
>>543799720>Thinks anybody in this pic is winning more then 100$ after losing 1000s faggots clearly never gambled in his lifeYou need to be 18+ to post here
>>543799874What about suicide addicts?
>>543803645that guy was a dealer so he told himself he gambles to launder the money.ofc this is completely retarded. imagine engaging in illegal shit only to lose most of your profits to some legal casino.he was eventually caught and became some aldi cashier, far away from any money ever again.obviously he told everyone he was the hottest shit for the entire time. now that he is at aldi he lost all his fake and addict friends too, these retardo criminals are hilarious
>>543799571>aka Boomer Hate Thread #463,244 Here we go again...
>>543803771Casinosnare for money laundering. They don't even need 1 person to show up to make money. The fact that retarded fucks actually show up and play rigged games is just extra money they make on the side, because the goyim are literally subhuman retards who deserve to be exploited.
>>543799571>destroys your country>spends your inheritance awayLmfao Boomers really are shit.
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