"work from home" = put a fruit (a lemon in this case) on backspace, open a notepad, set a timer on prompt via "-shutdown -s -t *minutes after you want your pc to turn off* " and. This will keep Microsoft Teams green and I can go be depressed somewhere but not humiliated by the slavery of work. If only pussy was more available for 175cm short guys i wouldn't have to pull this shit off
>>543801939Are you Sicilian?
>>543801939What do you do if you get a call?What do you do if you are asked for the results?
>>5438020591. Use my phone2. Claude
>>543801939You can just use a mouse jiggler app like this:https://github.com/arkane-systems/mousejigglerOr one of those drinking birds
>>543802143Tried the jiggler but it doesn't affect the Teams status
>>543801939I hope you work for american jewish company
>>543801939>wop who doesn't know the difference between space and backspace can get a job and I can'tclown world
>>543802163I asked you a question GiovanniYou’ll reply to this dick in 49 seconds?
>>543802235It's a dumb question. Sicilians can barely use the pc
>>543802188Sad world innit?
>>543802188You live in a country that give disability welfare for shit like depression, you get unemployment money and your main competitors for the jobs are literal jeets. Sounds like a total skill issue, you'd starve here in Shitaly
>>543801939
>>543801939top kek
>>543801939Disgusting manlet!
>>543802582Royalty recognizes royalty
>>543801939you can fuck endless tourist pussy you dont know how good you have it
>>543801939I've just started jumping into meetings with myself for the whole day. Just move the meeting to the phone and end it if you're logging off while not near the desk.
>>543801939Send a picture of your bussy if you're not busy :)
>>543802809I am 175cm short and american women since atleast 2020 don't even want a guy under 183cm
>>543801939Typical lazy mednigger living of EU gibs whilst our honest protestant work ethic countries pay for your dishonesty. Get back to work
>>543802337>pizza pie fag wants to kill himself because he works a glorified call center job to afford bare necessities because his country is third world>hurr durr u would starve here in Italy Lmfao jelly ass lasagna
>>543801939>>543802582based and fruit-pilled
>>543803678I work for the italian govt. dumb liberal swine>>543803473You can work for me lanky boy don't forget to thank YHWH
>>543802582That a Lenovo or a Toshiba?
>>543803994>Italian government ran by inept fags whining on an image boardMakes sense now.
>>543804117Lenovo
>>543801939I'm unemployed, you should try it sometime. I just spent the last 3 days playing Ace Combat 8
>>543802143Too detectable. A Pi Pico running a HID stack and larping as a USB mouse by cloning its device ID, or a physical stochastic movement generator, is better. For AI niggas a second PC running a remote session and a local computer use model to actually do meaningless activities on the work PC and respond "sorry on a call" to Teams messages is ideal. Back when I was working, I discovered that I could set up a Teams meeting for only myself and dial into it, hardware killswitch the mic, and go for a bike ride, and NOBODY would ask questions. If you're on a call, you're OBVIOUSLY working.
>>543804732How did you do the hypervisor crack thing? Its too complicated for me
>>543801939Nigger thread.
Autoclicker.exe my friend
>>543804732getting paid ÂŁ1000 a month by the government while living in a flat surrounded by other poor people and minorities isn't worth it when you can get paid ÂŁ3000, have your own house and do nothing working from home
>>543801939Slide post do not respond.
>>543802582does the mouse work well on this surface?
>>543805308Joke's on you I don't use my company's VPN because they didn't tell me i should use it and didn't sign anything
>>543801939EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government. Make them pay and enjoy that too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfMThere is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon taking a big fat shit on their jewified society, never forget that.
>>543805368yeah it problaby has teflon feets. .that shit will slide on coarse grained sandpaper as if it is sliding on ice
>>543801939>thinkpad>lemon>giant bag of pistachiosYou're living the dream and you don't even realise it
EVERYBODY BURDENMAX RIGHT NOW
>>543801939You can do this in most office jobs where the boss isn’t a fag who’s breathing down your neck because he has nothing better to do. The economy is literally fake. Jobs are nothing more than adult babysitting. Everyone has a job just tolerable enough that’s pays a minimum for what you need. No one is thriving unless they are scamming like kikes. They plan to shut down all groceries. US will pretend to pullout. Then Kuwait will use chem/bio and nukes on Iran. Escalation. Domestic side full police state backed by surveillance and zogbots drones etc. no travel gasoline ban. Food dries up. Chomping out is justification for extermination under war time emergency protocols. How does zog fuck this up? Hubris always. They have checkmate while most goyim sleep.
>>543805514Based
>>543801939I wish I could work from home even if it was just minimum wage. All the job listings I see are scams or require education I dont have.
>>543802582>>543801939>eating fruitI tried it with a burger but my keyboard got greasy. What's the least gay fruit I can get from the store?
>>5438019395 nein lol, fucking manlet.
>>543805368>>543805517>teflon feetyeah. pebble is nice once you get used to the smaller form factor
>>543802582>>543802143>>543801939>fruit on the space bar>some birb pushing a buttontop KEK
>>543805705Protip just say you are trained have experience do have that degree. You really don’t know how to do a quick shop for your name. Do onboarding get paid for as much time as you can get before they fire you. Fake it. Then repeat. Resumes are also fake and gay and everyone lies.
>>543801939This isn't the way. They will be able to see from the logs that you not only had the backspace key on (and thus couldn't have typed anything). But that you ran that command to shut down the machine.A better approach and a very simple solution for non-technical people:First: buy an optical mouse. A regular USB one and connect it to the laptop. You then just hang it from something so it's suspended in the air. You then can connect a fan to it to make it move, it will seem more human if the mouse is somewhat close to a surface and the duration on the fan being on isn't that long, maybe a minute or two. You can use one of those timed switches to ensure the mouse gets air every 20-30 minutes (depending on the auto-lock for the screen). The beauty of this approach is if your setup is good the periodic fan air just adds some momentum, so it's not predictable at all when the mouse will stop. For better randomness and simpler setup you can also consider hanging it from a window but obviously this won't work on calm days.With this setup, you can make it seem like you're at the computer and green on teams which is enough for most slacking off. You just make sure you change application or scroll every once in a while so that if they're screenshotting your desktop it looks like you could be doing work like reading a document.For advanced slacking, you buy a device like a Leonardo/Micro, the Arduino Keyboard library lets you do things conceptually like. Advertise itself as a keyboard when you connect it your laptop.From there you can have a very simple script in Arduino like:Keyboard.press(KEY_LEFT_ALT);Keyboard.press(KEY_TAB);Keyboard.releaseAll();You make sure to do this at least every hour, with some randomness, maybe between 10-70 minutes. If you have many applications open, like office documents, teams, outlook emails etc to the naive screenshotting and time spent in applications it looks like you're actually working.
>>543806046Yeah I know it's easy to catch for a normal company but the public sector I work at get cyberattacks on a daily basis and are completely powerless
>>543805844Banana.
>>543805514what are some good items to steal and resell?
>>543806204Prostetics, wheelchairs, medical equipment
>>543804747>A Pi Pico running a HID stack and larping as a USB mouse by cloning its device IDYah or an ATmega32U4 SOC emulating a keyboard/mouse usb-gadget could execute a duckyscript that undetectably simulates actual physical key presses and mouse movements and....I'm starting to think a lemon on the backspace key is the more elegant solution
>>543806046You can ask ChatGPT / Claude how to make your tabbing script a bit more sophisticated, like using the alt key to actually focus on different parts of an open application so that you never have exact duplications of screenshots (i.e. they happen to grab the same application it will look slightly different because you have a menu or other UI elements appearing in the app. You can get sophisticated with this, there are often many menus/dialogs in modern applications so a naive script can generate very enough states from just simple key presses.You're still not really covered for the keyboard logs though. For this, what I do is connect a HDMI cable, I mirror the source to the laptop monitor and I do OCR on the screen. Nothing touches the laptop directly. Initially I used this to monitor the "quality" of the screenshots I was taking myself every hour. i.e. text changes is a good indicator that I might be working. But then I thought, actually with this, Claude and I can have some fun in OpenCV, writing code that figures out what's going on an alerting me only if I need to react. So we can see for example when Teams has stopped flashing on the task bar. That's a direct message I haven't go to, maybe I'm fucking the girlfriend or watching a movie so, give it 5 minutes and then ping my phone to go into the room and reply.At this point, I have all the OCR'd data going to a local Chinese LLM on my phone, and in Word on the laptop, I have some nonsense documents open like "notes" and the Chinese LLM is interacting with my desktop to the arduino device over Wifi, which is tabbing to the document, sending keys into it which is often just bullet points/summaries. It actually send keys with tiny random delays too.And you say, why bother with all of this? Because I'm working 3 different remote jobs this way and I haven't been caught since 2021, so the setup was work but I was also doing it during the jobs too so the companies paid me to do this.
>>543801939>175cmAverage height in Italy is 174cm, you're taller than average height anon. Don't go somewhere and be depressed, go for a walk and forget about how tall you are for a while, you're more likely to meet someone that way.
>>543806486this
>>543806201r u tryina trick me....
>>543806486>go for a walk and forget about how tall you are for a while, you're more likely to meet someone that way.He can walk all day and night, he won't meet anyone>but he won't from home either!Correct, but it's pointless getting his hopes up like this
>>543806486I'm outside. Went to buy hash now i am just strolling hoping to someone to even provoke me but they are all gay chink tourists
>>543807021what the hell so many people
>>543802188Have you considered MAID?
>>543802000kek those plastic tablecloths with lemons and oranges are indeed super common here
>>543802265So that's a "yes"?
I just fall asleep with my laptop nearby when I work from home. If I get a message I do stuff otherwise it's napping
>>543801939You now dont have to watch some cat memes on the company toilet, bummer.
>>543805998I know all the jeets and assorted nons are allowed to lie. Im white isn't it fraud if I do it?
>>543801939Wealthy pedophiles like you should be jailed.
>>543805705Listen to >>543805998 I did this shit for 3 years, literally working blindfolded. On my interview I even argued for higher salary but had to take theirs offer in the end. 3 months ago I had a meeting for my fuck ups and went on fully paid sick due to stress, burnout and depression.
>>543805514we shall call make this an operation nglonly if to test "they pretend to pay us while we pretend we work" is true on these days.
>>543802143>>543802119>>543801939can't wait till the companies start using a.i. to discover youand then a.i. to figure out what to do with you
>>543801939I have a job that pays pretty well, I'm in a high level role. I can work from home or basically do whatever I want as long as problems are solved. I have complete freedom and am entirely unmonitored.Downside is I'm constantly cleaning up after Indians
>>543802235you are literally talking to a swarthy lemonbrain
>>543801939>put a fruit on backspacethats space, backspace is in the upper right mate
>>543806486>you're taller than average height anonHe's very near the average. If you're not in the top 1/3 of men across all traits you're completely priced out of dating these days.
I just let it say I’m away. In fact, when I do work I usually set my status to away so people don’t bother me. Why even have a remote job if you can’t work on your schedule?
>>543807748Boomies don’t know how to “use ai,” therefore I am looked upon as a god since their prompt fu sucks balls and I can complete a major project in a few hours and then afk for the rest of the week.
>>543801939>waaaah i make 6 figs at an adult daycare but still cant get laid>Screenshot_20261005Nigger even we dont want you here. Go back to g where all the techcels are at.
>>543808181>If you're not in the top 1/3 of men across all traits you're completely priced out of dating these days.The jews don't want you to know this... but if you're not a fat piece longhair unshaved piece of shit you can just talk to women at the bar, or random social area. Sometimes women will even recognize you because you were "out" or whatever.>anon, I saw you out at this bar and you didn't say hiBut by all means, if you want to sit in the house not my problem
>>543809086This is great advice. Thanks anon
>>543807748This already happened. They catched a lot of people using mouse jigglers in the pandemic years, it's easy to detect
>>543809962>catchedpleb
>>543810000Wat? Can't argue with these quads
>>543810000snob
>>543809962>catchedYou misspelt caughted
>>543810107You mean coughed?
>>543806046>>543810107My bad
>>543805105this is literally me rn, posting from my sofa doing the bare minimum at work. I NEETed during Covid but it got boring so I retrained in cybersecurity, now I can enjoy the NEET benefits while having a stable job and can afford to do what I want. Job > NEETing, sorry lads.
>>543810032then dont
>>543810689the idea of "yeah i did a bit of training and got a job i was seeking" is completely alien to me. utter fantasy.
>>543810252kekk
>>543810753I don't know what to tell you, we had a gov mandated push for cybersecurity training because we had a national skills gap. I trained, got job in said skills gap.
Why not just do the work and help contribute?
>>543809086>anon, I saw you out at this bar and you didn't say hithen you find out your wallet had disappeared, you have aids, and in 5 years time you'll be sued for rape
>>543811155To what? The negro-islamification of shitaly?
>>543809962yes, but catching modern, humanized, jigglers and work simulators is only possible with the analysis of the labor's fruitsremember that they are anons like this >>543806321 or >>543804747 that invest several paychecks and months of programming time just to get a front seat in the ride to hell
It's crazy that jobs are so fake and gay that 99% of the effort into faking a modern job is simply aimed at keeping the Teams bubble green.
>>543807174Yes.
>>543812835Ejaculation machine Notification: go green
>>543812835I dont care about my teams occasionally going yellow.Its bugged sometimes anyway.It will also keep your status red when you are in an appointment, no matter if the associated conference call has already ended.i dont get it.maybe an americunt thing but we have the itaker and McCarbombs also crying about it ITT
>>543804747>I discovered that I could set up a Teams meeting for only myself and dial into it, hardware killswitch the mic, and go for a bike ride, and NOBODY would ask questions. If you're on a call, you're OBVIOUSLY working.based. My dream back when I was on a project top heavy with PM's and scrummasters and various other wastes of space was to create an AI model of my own voice and have it dial into every meeting. It could just say things like "not sure right now, I'll look into that and get back to you". Coupled with a a version that just types into Teams and I probably could have done nothing and got paid for at least 6 months.
