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>US removes all bombers from RAF Fairford base
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmwyve191dlko
>Police lock down ENTIRE town to stop anti-migrant unrest as 150 migrants use 'new route' to land
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16183189/anti-migrant-protesters-scuffle-police-small-boat-land-south-coast.html
>Horror as two men die and two women suffer burns trying to cross Channel
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2254491/english-channel-small-boat-crossing-deaths
>Exclusive: Andrew takes police to court over Epstein files arrest
https://archive.ph/w4LaS
>Head of Jewish Greens says she may leave party over ‘Zionism is racism’ vote
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/05/head-of-jewish-greens-says-she-may-leave-party-over-zionism-is-racism-vote
>UK’s preparation for food shortages is ‘woefully inadequate’, experts warn
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-food-shortages-warning-national-security-b3061312.html
>‘Bring it on’, Bowie tells Scottish Government over nuclear power
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/snp-scottish-government-energy-scotland-conservative-b1299547.html
>Zack Polanski barred from Israel after ‘Zionism is racism’ made party policy
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-10-04/zack-polanski-barred-from-israel-after-zionism-is-racism-made-party-policy
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SsJuqqDLF7w
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Christmas soon
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>ask copilot a simple query
>begins looping after three prompts
Useless.
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>>504506157
>>527072563
remember when crynonce tried to retcon his life lmao
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Josh team in? In, as in inbred.
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>posher
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>>543809413
lmfao
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>>543809289
Seems to be a working tactic to get US aircraft off UK soil is to drive up near one of the bases where they are parked with 7 or 8 guys in 4 vans and just do the crossword while wearing ski masks.
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>You know your love (your love keeps lifting me)
>Keep on lifting me (your love keeps lifting me)
>Higher, higher and higher (lifting me higher and higher, higher)
>I said your love (your love keeps lifting me)
>Keep on (your love keeps lifting me)
Lifting me (lifting me)
>Higher and higher (higher and higher, higher)
>>
>posting fanfics about fictional characters again
oh he mad
he big mad
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>Alienates diehard environmentalists by prioritizing "identity politics"
>Alienates troons and alphabet people by incorporating islamists and massive amounts of Muslim voters

Genius.

Honestly feel bad for the 70yr old hippies that got nudged out of their party because they didn't buy into the chicks with dicks stuff and just wanted to save some trees.
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>>543809475
>We don't negotiate with terrorists
>Uhhhh, akshully we can't afford to loose these planes that cost $300m dollarydoos each
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remember when josh posted CP and got banned for it, then said it wasn't CP, and showed the ban he got for CP?
yeah he's a paedophile lol for real
>banned for posting CP on 4chan
>banned for posting CP on discord
>banned again for posting CP in /uhg/
you know, I think Josh might actually be a paedophile.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EKNE6I0VgHU
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Tastier
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uh oh crynonce melty, the waterworks are engaged
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>>543809442
That's just crunchy water with bread.
>>543809475
There are other airbases they can use.
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How long has this particular meltdown been going on for?
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>bringing in sock puppets to assist himself
^_^
mad how josh is an actual for real paedophile who got caught posting CP and even posted the bans he got for CP, must be why he seethes and posts fanfics to distract people from the fact that josh is an actual paedophile
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>>543809739
may 2025
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>>543809674
>cheeky wee dod of salad cream

Transformational
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>>543809739
2017?
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Startt buying air rifles, buy everything you need to modify them to full power and keep them in a drawer before the UK bans the lot.

Don't dillydally
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Why not consider the magic of capitalist communism?
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he’s been crying and noncing for half a decade straight
all day
every day
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>gobnonce getting flustered
>deploy fanfic screencaps from a year ago
>spin up sock puppets to agree with himself on
Josh is an actual known paedophile
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>>543809674
>There are other airbases they can use.
Do you think i meant only drive to one airbase and be done with it???
WTF, do you presume everyone is fucking retarded? You need to keep better company lad.

Just got a couple hundred fellows with their works white vans to park up next to ALL of them in the UK.
It's not hard to drive to these places, just getting a group of men and women to act under a plan.
Easier than a WoW raid.
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he’s crying so hard kek
ever since josh got some prime teen pussy last month
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>>543809772
Kek.
>>543809853
The post that started it all.
>>543809922
>do you presume everyone is fucking retarded?
What general are we in mate?
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Don't
Dilly
Dally
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>>543809971
Isn't this just carcassone?
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>>543809971
Thmubnail looks like pipes filled with beans
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>talking to himself on 3 IDs
oh he big mad
must be because he's a paedophile and doesn't like it being known that he's a paedophile. Weird how he posted his bans for posting podophilic material online then.
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>>543810014
What do you know of Carcassonne?
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>>543809971
Same colour energy
shove that up your beanpipe
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>YOU HAVE TO ENGAGE IN WORK PROGRAMMES
bennies office never arranged anything for me. I accidentally got an interview for McDonald's because the guy who booked it to take place there didn't show up once, but they were quite hostile about the gesture and my unpreparedness.
they'll only solve NEETs when they pay companies to hire whites, but then they'll still be on bennies afterwards no doubt.
I'm so tired lads. I just want a job to buy some land. I'll give you 3 years of honest work at minimum wage, 36-40+ hours
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My Litttle Melty
me fav day time telly show
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>>543810007
>"I see the clouds of retardation, everyone under the clouds is a retard, even that guy staning in a sunbeam"

You just don't want the yanks to fuck off, so you're probably a govt. or army stooge.
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>he's admitting his melty
well thats a first step
second step is admitting he's a paedophile and roping himself
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>>543810058
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>>543809542
I reckon them pulling out is more a message to the uk - sort your shit out
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>>543810146
I'm being realistic mate. We have bases all over the place that we lease to the states.
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https://goyimx.com/maxtempers/status/2107068336148304207#m
>Former DWP Motability chief says the govt should go further on last year's reforms by extending VAT to "all Motability cars, except for adapted vehicles", and encourage Motability to offer second-hand cars. Would save ~£900m more per year.
The noose is tightening on PIPtriots (their suicidal ideation is acting up)
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reminder that Josh got caught posting CP in /uhg/ (now he posts scat porn there like he does here) and then he came here to have a huge melty about being caught where he said "no u" and claimed he was 4chan staff
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>543809412
I somehow managed to brick mine by telling it to call me a silly name but now refuses to change. Clearly this is worth $4quadrillion
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>>543810313
Only cars that should be given. And to make them extra safe for mongs, they should be painted candy stripe and have a green flashing light on top.
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he’s probably having a melty while he sleeps every night
even during his deep sleep phase
deep sleep melty
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>>543810183
Kek'd. Back in my day if you would have sent off 30 baked bean tin labels they'd probably send you this game free in the post. If you paid the P&P and allowed up to 28 days for delivery.
True story, probably.
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>>543810313
Why don't they just stop giving them motability cars altogether?
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>>543810443
When you getting yours?
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>>543810105
>buy some land
>3 years of honest work at minimum wage
kek
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>>543810442
get on my level
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>>543810443
One of those and a Honda C90, what more does a man need.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OtLcqr3RQJY
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>>543810546
Id have to trade in my big fucking motorbike, the most manly and virile of vehicles
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>>543810675
>annoying noise maker
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>>543810675
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https://www.thetimes.com/life-style/sex-relationships/article/sex-and-grief-first-person-experience-tvhzvsdmq
>I was grieving for Dad — and I couldn’t stop thinking about sex
>The sadness could be overwhelming. I just wanted to feel something else. My libido kicked in
Man slags 4 dads (RIP)

>your le respectable newspaper of note, sir
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>>543810553
5 acres for 30k on my list
3 for 20k
agricultural land not property
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What makes a perfect cucumber sandwich brit anons? I've never had one
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>>543810524
they're like 50% of their voters
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>my big fucking motorbike
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>>543810837
I love democracy.
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>>543810498
>envelope full of bean juice smeared labels and 28p sellotaped to a lid
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>>543810442
Kek.
>>543810498
Remember never knowing whether a package will turn up. We've been spoilt by next day delivery.
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>>543809701
>Pretend to be out - or does everyone know who's in and who's out?
nah I've told her straight to stop knocking on mine so she just messages me for food now and I say no every time lmao
hence no messages
N O A C C E S S H O E
O
A
C
C
E
S
S
H
O
E

>>543809708
corrr, gis a bit
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>>543809289
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>>543810828
English grown cucumber. None of that Dutch or Spanish shite. White bread buttered or could go with some Dairylea
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>be harassed by HMRC for not paying obscene amounts in back taxes
>whoops
>got to France, get on a dinghy, now all your crimes are absolved and you owe nothing
Dinghies as modern baptism
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>>543811115
Is he the one that measured dicks?
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That stew anon should add fufu in his next stew for a fun African twist to it.
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>>543809971
Pipemania
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>>543810927
All on pip for social anxiety and mind fog.
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>>543811087
Stay strong lad - even when your balls get full
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can feel an episode coming on
depressive? manic? manic depressive? who knows
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>>543811199

>Yes, Richard Francis Burton did measure the anatomy of local populations, specifically including the length of male genitalia, as part of his unconventional and deeply scandalous ethnographic studies.

>Sir Richard Francis Burton's most scandalous single contribution to Victorian society was his 14,000-word "Terminal Essay" published in 1885, which introduced his widely shocking hypothesis of the "Sotadic Zone.
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>>543811329
am safe lad
can't just shag someone for the sake of shagging them
have to feel emotionally safe as gay as that sounds
we only started fucking after we had a proper NICE day out and that and it was boss
but then that died out because she started being a cunt
absolutely no chance of me fucking her with how things are
I believe the name for that is demisexual
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won £50,000 in one of those online giveaway things.
well it was actually a motorhome but i took the cash alternative.

decided not to tell anyone, even my family.
going to use it as a house deposit.
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>>543811196
>Dinghies as modern baptism
That's quite a profound statement really.
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>>543811426
Yeah man we know you're gay
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What did Hitchens say recently that has gone down so badly? Sargoy made reference to him doing a boomer or something but I missed it.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=12rsVkwSsXU
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>>543811426
It’s called be a good lad
Good lads only deserve good lasses — not bad lasses
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>>543811388
That idea, that there’s just a strip of land that randomly causes child fucking is so bizarre.
Honestly I think that if boyfucking is prevalent, or even tolerated, it’s because the society hasn’t had a good healthy faggot purge for too many generations.
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>>543811603
this tbqhwyl
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>>543811466
Any sins you committed elsewhere? Any crimes, arrest warrants, war atrocities? All are washed clean on the sanctity of a dinghy and you are now reborn, amen!
Very fitting that the entire asylum process was created in reaction to the Holocaust and has fully metastasized into a secular religious event.
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He's gone akip.
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>>543811441
That you wee Sturgeon?
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it was good sex though ngl
beds aren't really study in here and they're in a little alcove in your room so if you're smashing some birds fanny in the bed is smashing the alcove which reverberates through the walls so everyone could obv hear which just made me go harder and faster like I was asserting myself as the only teen shagger in the building lmfao
and was being dead verbal and slapping the fuck out of her fat pussy and her arse n all
also let the entire building know I'd just nutted
was more like a battlecry than anything
had her quivering and moaning dead loud as well
had to put my hand over her mouth a few times
shouldn't have
creasing
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>>543811676
fucking kek
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Hope Josh dies today.
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>>543811441
they usually have slightly better odds than the national lottery and avoids indirectly funding migrants and far left politics through the lottery grant schemes
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he envies me for having sex and being a good shag
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>>543811930
>being a good shag

Bert agrees
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>>543811840
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>>543812018
flopdan can't get it up to real 3d women
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>>543810081
went there a while back, was very comfy

would like to live in my own fort town desu
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>>543812018
I wank to clussy
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>>543812034
fucking kek I hate you so much
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https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16898548/refugees-threaten-scots-council-demand-accommodation/
>CHIEFS BOMBARDED Nearly 500 refugees sent legal threats to Scots council demanding accommodation
>Migrants bombarded Glasgow City Council housing chiefs with demands.
>The city is home to around 4,500 asylum seekers and supports more than 3,000 refugees in temporary digs
>Charity Homeless Project Scotland helped draft the judicial review threats — citing laws compelling a local authority to provide emergency shelter.
lolololol

>It comes after The Scottish Sun revealed over the weekend how £225,000 a day is being spent this year on homeless accommodation in the city.
>A Scottish Refugee Council spokesman said: “No one should be left out in the cold.”
>The Council said it was in talks with the Scottish Government “over additional support to meet the unsustainable pressure on homelessness services”.
Taxpayer funded charity sues taxpayer funded government to spend more taxpayer money on taking housing out of the private market from taxpayers to give to foreigners who will never be taxpayers. Also Glasgow doesn't really have any taxpayers to start with, whoops

>This story is a textbook example of how the constant legal challenges to statutory duties create an “operational grey zone” which force public bodies to be more permissive with access to costly services than they think the law demands.
>You can provide access based on your interpretation of the law and face constant resource intensive challenge
>OR
>You can provide access at a level set to avoid constant threat of legal challenge.
>It is the latter than happens time and time again.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=e55Q2MwouVg
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>>543812038
>Trimming the date
Nigger, could you not do that?
>>543812052
Only way he can tell he has an erection is he's able to stand up to piss.
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>>543811834
Can you imagine.
One day. You'll just realise he hasn't posted for weeks.
You'll check the Runcorn Gazette, and there it will be in the obituary section. JOSHUA CUMMING DEAD. A SMALL SERVICE WAS HELD. ATTENDED BY NO ONE BECAUSE HE WAS A NPD FREAK THAT NO ONE LOVED.
What a glorious day that will be.
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>>543810740
Eddie drew this
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>>543812038
Don't care.
Still going to play Set For Life tbqhwy.
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Goats are otherworldly.
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>>543812165
You do realise he isn't a real person?
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>>543812078
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>>543812260
Josh and his mother
KEK
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>>543812069
Nice to visit - a real tourist trap.
Looks like a real Disney castle city
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>>543812091
Yet the fkn newsreader said three times, THREE TIMES, that Glasgow does not use hotels to house migrants
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>>543812138
KEK

>>543812260
based
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>>543809640
Pretty french that.
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>>543812288
Jings
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>>543812334
KEK first funny post you've made in a month
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>>543809420
kek, they're scrambling this thread
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>>543812191
>pay eddie 5k
>get cartoon

Kek
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Well, this is nice.
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>>543812452
lmao
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>>543812386
I know. I did a quiz
I might have been here too long
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>I often think of this when I read about various politicians expressing anxiety about the crisis of liberal democracy, with all those danger signs warning of trouble ahead: sharply declining trust in institutions, increasingly aggressive street protests and radicalisation, widespread fears of political violence. All of these are related in some way to the issue of uncontrolled immigration, as well as falling standards of living, but illegal migration in particular causes huge reputational damage to the system. ‘The boats’ are the Spanish ulcer of status quo politics.
>As of the end of September, the metre is running at 211,806 illegal arrivals since 2018, 83,000 since the last election, larger than the size of the entire British armed forces. Only 4 per cent have been removed, most of those Albanians.
>A total of 781 migrants crossed the English Channel on September 24, the highest this year. Based on estimated lifetime costs, that day alone will drain British taxpayers of £273 million, with each asylum grant costing up to £400,000. The total cost of illegal migration is enormous, and a rational centrist politician who wanted to save their worldview and fight off the allure of nativism would act in a way totally different to their current behaviour.
>But I don’t want to save liberal democracy. I want to have infinite immigration.
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>>543812537
forgot pic
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>>543812537
https://goyimx.com/buc97552/status/2106708798542901339
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JZYXtUJcTws
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>>543811441
Pop in I ya ISA before they ban them too.

I won £20k on one of those
>Fund you account
Competitions about a year ago.
Same thing. Didn't mention it. Put it in the ISA.
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>>543812368
Jocks won't ever be happy until they've brought in total jewish communism; to stick one to the English after they stole all the magic beans.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yMiIrAxQhFA
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>>543812704
Am happy af and I hate yids
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>drones tasering a dog
Looks like our police have been trained by yank cops.
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>>543812608
>https://goyimx.com/buc97552/status/2106708798542901339
Fuckin hell
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>>543812779
>hull
shithole
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>>543812779
>dog
Shitbull innit. Should be youthed in situ to avoid to wasting any more millions in kennel costs.
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>>543812910
Id like to see them try that with a horse.
>exclusive: police officers get hooves to the face
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDqSmRbcTYY
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>>543813072
Surprised to see Restore on there.
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Kek. He finally fucked off.
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>>543813072
>>543813165
>restore
Such an irrelevant party kek
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My daughters first day at Uni.
It's on fire.
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>>543813302
Fucks sake.
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>>543813333
>daughter at uni

I’d stop caring about her now if I were you.
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why do i fucking bother

maybe i should just pipmaxx but unironically. Collapse this fucking mess sooner
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>>543813072
Proud Lidl and Reform supporter right here.
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>>543813333
>It's on fire.*
*Tuition fees remain applicable in event of burning down.
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>>543813411
There’s no way you live in tower hamlets.
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>>543813368
neva - virgin boy
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>>543810840
someone put apu in the basket
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https://taxpayersalliance.com/
Useful website.
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>>543813488
I don't, but this is such a shocking figure
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>>543813498
Your daughter is kissing you with the same lips that will be slurping, pretty much exclusively, on savage subhuman cock at uni in France.
I would have sent her away to a convent at birth but it’s not too late to disown her.
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>>543813477
France mate - they exist €200/year.
I think she gets it back at the end.
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>>543813411
>pipmaxx
In the process of doing so myself. Spent quite a while filling the form out (it took over a year to get one), then waited a few months, now they want to interview me.

Whilst I was having a read around about it I discovered an interesting plebbit thread by doctors discussing the process from the opposite side. It apparently appalling and equally esoteric according to the numerous posts on there; e.g. people just crying for months after starting and then quitting or being fired by a physiotherapist before completing their training despite already being a doctor themselves.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1aAY7EI3u8c
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>>543813606
who actually does the pip assessments? some fat-faced hijab wearer? I'm assuming I get scored down in the progressive stack because im white
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>>543813714
They're supposed to be medically qualified personnel; e.g. nurse / doctors.
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>>543813577
what a weird noncey thing to say
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>>543813525
I was surprised to see Cornwall, Somerset, Dorset and Wiltshire such heavy benniemongs
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>>543813810
nevermind thars a different site haha I knew should've had that afternoon nap
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>>543813810
how long until this website gets d-noticed
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>>543813810
Farmers.
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>>543813714
Sentient meatballs.
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mfw RICU are putting pro-folic acid storylines in normieslop

https://x.com/upforthefight1/status/2106015874033365295
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Got this + batteries and a charger for £45. Reckon with 4 you could fly desu
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>>543813952
I've literally seen this person in the street
>>
>>
A few interesting things from the plebbit pip assessor thread

>The doctor that started it mentioned people commenting about them being "awfully pale" at the training centre
>They have to sit through things like personality exams and be coached on how to fill the forms out "correctly" so they "get it"
>There were numerous mentions of people applying, going to the training centre and then being fired mid training because their assessment summaries failed audits (they're all doctors and nurses)
>Numerous mentions of it being some kind of group you have to be preselected for to join; e.g. no matter how you adjust your approach, it's wrong
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how much of a rampant nob end do you have to be to have bookcase wallpaper
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>>543813964
>not a stihl petrol

ngmi
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>>543814027
so there are theoretically standards applied to the pip assessors? That doesn't fare with evidence of reality when I see BAMEs driving '26 plate cars
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>>543809857
>buy everything you need to modify them to full power
Hypothetically, how would someone go about that?
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>>543814107
away with you, poofter
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>>543813577
Haha, he never misses.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=q1bTAcMAQDc
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>>543813959
Antibiotics for a cough? Bit of a weird one.
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>The Chicoms spiked my Meow Meow with Monkeypox
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>>543814104
>so there are theoretically standards applied to the pip assessors?
Precisely what "it" is that they're supposed to "get" during the training isn't described in detail but may be partly related to your question.
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>>543810524
Because they'd be hammered with taxi bills instead.
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>>543814273
Just don't give them taxis either. Nor a bus pass.
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>>543812038
hopefully some future government will stop this seems crazy they get away with it and also restrict the lottery licence to just one companyof their choice. Would be difficult to introduce this migrant funding if there was media coverage of it.
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>>543810313
Not like this qashqai bros.
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>>543814059
Find me one for £35 then
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The bennies train is about to hit the buffers isn't it?
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>>543814510
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>>543813964
why are you posting a picture of a random mexican guy
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crynonce still bawling his paki eyes out?
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>>543814555
>resigns over not increasing military spending
>brings down the government and PM
>becomes chancellor
>says he isn't going to increase military spending
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>>543814509
>Find me one for £35 then
Can't be hard, the UK has the most impressive second hand market for tools on the planet.
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>>543814555
>still no cure for progeria
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>>543814627
Nah, he's gone akip. All tuckered out from a 12+ hour melty.
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>>543814627
>wahhh why won’t my cartoon pony love me back wahhh
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>>543814107
For spring powered air rifles, it's as easy as replacing the main spring for one with a couple of extra coils on it, widely available for each popular brand/model of rifle, and cheap.
PCP rifles are a bit more complicated, requiring a little fettling to bypass anti-tamper screws to access/install the internal regulator, and adjusting hammer/spring balance etc. Not something i'm 100% familiar with yet, but i'm learning.

By the bits, learn how to install them, and keep them in a drawer for if/when shtf. Don't let the bozboz catch you with full power mods installed without a firearms licence.
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>>543813964
>Got this + batteries and a charger for £45.
Take the Parkside pill. Or Ferrex.
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>>543814797
Thank you.
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>>543814377
No need to stop it. Nothing illegal in it. Some people support refugees and asylum seekers and that's their right to do so.
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>>543814919
Parkside oscillating saw with a tablespoon taped to it to eat your beans with, trust me just do it, thank me later
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>>543813072
yet again Restore Britain splitting the shopping locations
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>>543809739
Anon mentioned his wife and kids a few days ago
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>>543815062
Just had a BusinessIdea
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>>543810313
I scrimp and saved all year long to try and afford my car and I was still short so had to borrow some money. This while still paying to run my shitbox, while supporting a family.
The car I have now I like but it's the furthest thing from new, then I see motability cars, brand new 25-26 plate big SUVs with someone crawling out of the door wearing pajamas or a headscarf looking a right scruff.
I've long ago come to the conclusion that most people in this country are scamming in some form or another.
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>>543814727
Won't get a petty powered Stihl hoofly poof for 35 unless it's local pickup only and sold untested / battered.

>>543814919
>Take the Parkside pill. Or Ferrex.
I think that's a husqavana in his piccies. Could be wrong.
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>>543815048
not it the government control the single licence to run the lottery and also control allocating the grants if it was an open system then people could choose a different lottery to play
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what video is this guy from
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>>543815306
>I fuckin werk ard all me loife an deez pakis get everfin dey want deyve nevah paid a day in der loives so I tell ya wot I tells ya time for a change innit, toime for a change, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonnna VOOOOOOOOOOTE. But until den Iz'll keep werkin an dat for me pride innit, could't be a scammer me, not even to get me kids out of rags.
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>>543815286
Kek at the phone holder
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>>543815306
Saw some proper obesse huthis getting out one in B&Qs carpark. Off to absorb.
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Kek
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Just saw a video of a black woman at a gender reveal saying it better be a boy, plot twist it was a girl so she celebrated by taking birth control and the other monkeys around her start chanting "kill it", "fuck that baby dead".

Now I'm gonna leave it up to you if that's the new episode of South Park or real life.
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>>543815493
I don't have twitter but you may find something

https://x.com/1bamf1776/status/2106839562454716642
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What does floppo get out of his gf larps
His fanfics are so unbelievable pathetic and you can tell they were written by a virgin
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>>543815493
he looks like he eats poop
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>>543815697
*South America
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viciously sat in a vicious office viciously typing out my vicious hard work on the ferocious excel spreadsheet for 3 vicious hours at a time. yeah im a machine!
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actually it is realistic and sounds like regular gf troubles
thats why anyone seething against josh probably has never had a gf and it shows
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>>543815761
ty, found it
https://x.com/Scott_Lewis82/status/2106813522235777299
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>>543815306
They've infiltrated the civil service and local and national governments. They look after each other. They seem to be the only group to get maximum bennies without having to attend appointments or even actually live here.
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Idea for a program - PIP my ride

Hosted by a resurgent Michael Barrymore "disabled" contestants compete with able bodied workers to receive a fully kitted out PIP car and a years supply of MacDonalds vouchers
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>>543815967
If for whatever reason you need another link, one goes down etc

https://goyimx.com/Neccccy/status/2106834195947360749#m
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>>543816030
>without having to attend appointments
Interesting fact. People can decline jobs and job adjustments and attending appointments merely on the basis of it possibly involving interacting with a member of the opposite sex, provided they claim to be a follower of the Muslim faith.

E.g. if theywere previously working separately but their employer tries getting them to work in a mixed group.

The DWP / UC / jobcentre even has worked case examples of it in some of their paperwork somewhere.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DA_2W_W_Y4
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>>543815967
>>543816204
Nice one, not seen the vid until you lads just posted it
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password policy at work leads me to believe passwords are not one way encrypted

how else could they tell me the new one is too 'similar'
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>Marianna
>Marianna Spring
>If you choose to run away with me, I will tickle you internally

https://youtu.be/8JMMjCyyznI?si=FuwHvlYEgK5J6zhY&t=76
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DUDLEY: Police want to speak to local man after a woman was sexually assaulted in a High Street shop
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>A reminder that in the year ending August 2026, Hampshire Constabulary solved only 7% of reported rape cases, only 9% of residential burglaries and only 12% of violent crimes. We know what their priority is.
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>>543816682
Hash similarities.
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just had a massive wank
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>>543816770
See through hashes confirmed.
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Floppo been begging all day again?
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>>543816969
Swisshash technology
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>>543815802
Great, fucking grammar nazis in my nazi thread.
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>>543816895
Imagine how many other guys have in that room already. You disinfected all the surfaces and underside of any desks / counter tops when moving in right?
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq_Mh84z_2c
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>>543816297
his impressions are pretty good
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>>543816716
It's a good call to stay away from many foreigners until proven otherwise, but if you're a woman and you see one of these jungle monkeys, run as fast as you can.
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>>543817054
I said that to my mate the other day when we found out she might be leaving. he wants her room. said, dunno about that lad. absolute state of those walls under a blacklight from what we were getting up to. wouldn't wish that on anyone
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>>543815697
Real life, south park is gay now and wouldn't dare air such content
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>>543816770
aren't they wildly different even changing one character though?

curious as to how they are knowing without converting it back
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>>543817117
Not a forren he's from dudley
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>>543815697
Does she want a boy so she can sexually molest him?
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>>543817118
I was staying in a brand new forte hotel at one point and noticed a perfectly placed pair of lube hand prints on the wall beside the bed when the light hit it at the right angle (it also had a pink/red strip night light behind the bed head).

While I was at uni. One of the accomodation block rooms I moved into looked reasonably clean. Decided to give it a wipe down anyway before unpacking my stuff. Randomly did under the desk.

Biiiiiiig sticky mess under there. Just... Roped. All ova.
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WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
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He's back from his kip.
>>543817413
Chicken soup.
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>>543817413
Roasted joloffs
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>>543817054
I got this mini UV lamp and use it when i'm in hotels.
I find traces of fluids (jizz) in most of them.
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>>543817217
She probably wants her son to start killing the other nigs across the street if I had to guess.
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>>543813801
You’d know.
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>Hampshire police have arrested 12 British people after protests in Gosport last night.

>Over 1000 migrants are currently on their way to Britain
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>Look inside "Manchesterism"
>It's not £2 bus tickets, loaded fries & escape rooms
>It's launder Arab money
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>>543809289
Are those on sponge cakes or something?
Still would
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>>543817413
The bacon and lentil soup I made yesterday in the pressure cooker, in less than several hours.
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Greens are ded.
>>543817717
Those are posh cucumber sandwiches
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>>543817666
i wouldn't be surprised if some of that money went on keeping things quiet about muslim rape gangs
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>>543817269
fucking kek
kinda based
kinda not
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>>543817644
i thought everything under 12 month sentence was suspended or will they keep them locked up for a few months until they plead guilty and get 2 years for looking racist.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj30tpsAZxQ
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>>543817832
Forget keeping it quiet, a bunch of it was probably spent on facilitating it as well as numerous other criminal pursuits
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>>543817791
It takes less than hour to make it in an ordinary pan.
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>>543817930
yeah that as well
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>>543817828
>third world quibbles

sick of it, sick of hearing about it

they can all fuck off
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Spicy.
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>>543817828
Seems like everybody and their dog is a racist these days..
Can we just accept racism is natural and healthy now. Please?
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>>543817828
Can Reform not be deranged nutcase zionists for 5 minutes? "Racism" should get you removed from parliament? Really? The thing that isn't really a crime? The thing that everyone accuses Reform of every 30 seconds? Why would you give your enemies such an easy tool to shut down your own party, all so Israel's feelings don't get hurt? While PC, SNP, and SF can engage in their secessionist fantasies but they're fine? And Reform don't even support British ethnonationalism so why on earth should jewish ethnonationalism be the necessary benchmark that all MPs have to meet to represent their constituents?
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>>543818132
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>>543817555
Christ you frogs have weird eating habits
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>>543817828
So pochin is a zogslave confirmed.
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>>543817828
I know a sandwich when I see one, those are savoury cakes or someshit.
Still would
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>>543818233
Reform are kosher.
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>>543818261
Yeah, extremely. It’s the disease of the mainstream right. Seems like it infects almost everyone.
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migrants good. also the police are good when they suppress the citizens to sneak in foreigners at night. doesn't matter. MIGRANTS. GOOD.
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>>543818311
New
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Words
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Just
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Dropped
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>>543818261
I wish I could laugh at this as a bit of wordplay but they are literally jewish
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>>543818305
Hasn't infected restore.
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>>543818365
I have that sense so far, but there is that Christian element in there that’ll just bend over and gape arse for the kikes at the first command.
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They dont last very long, do they. My CV kinda looks like this, but at least I managed 4 years in one place before quitting. Also starting to doubt the theory that only a bame can make deporting bames politically palatable.



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