No bully, meanies or arguing plz
I don't have the original. Plz forgive.
In before that Hungarian faggot spams his useless carwash tunnel (without any) accident footage.I want to watch him cry when exposed and called out again.IGNORE THE CAR WASH TUNNEL VIDEO
>>543814183
when u gonna post something funny, OP?
>>543814781Working on it
>>543814694Would
>>543814923not allowed?
I just stole this one yesterday. Somehow had never seen this one before.
>>543814959Agreed. I have a pump up sprayer and keep roach poison on hand. I could fix her.>>543814979Allowed
>>543814603Day of the pillow can't come soon enough>>543814959I bet her cunt is full of maggots
>>543814183> No bully, meanies or arguing plzFuck you I’ll do what I want!Just kidding. Humor threads seem to be under shill stack lately. Guess funny must anger some group. . .
>>543815246>Guess funny must anger some group. .I have often wondered why as well.
>>5438150582/10 and that's being generous
>>543814350Classic. Here’s the story. https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/poop-knifehttps://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/
>>543814528This.
>>543815365 I find that genre humorous>>543815422Thanks anon!
>>543814694This makes me sad every time I see it.
>>543815585Wholesome. Have a rare classic /b/ wholesome screencap.
>>543815744>calculator
>>543815116Singer of the song is a murderer btw (yes, a nig-nog).
>>543815673That is wholesome anon.Hadn’t seen that before. Thanks!
>>543815574this use to happen a lot more often when tasers were first issued to police. Basically psycho would douse themselves in gas, then some dumb cop would try to tase them as a form of non-lethal take down, but the charge would ignite the gasoline and they'd be lit on fire. Police are suppose to be trained to know this now, but they're kinda dumb.Also don't get in and out of the vehicle multiple times when pumping gas at the station, you can cause an electrostatic discharge and light yourself on fire. Happens all the time.
>>543814270you have talent make moar charts
>>543816158>Basically psycho would douse themselves in gas,That is exactly what happened with that one. An anon found the news article in a prior thread. This one was in Europe somewhere and it appears that Jerri Curl or the equivalent is flammable.>>543816383I just steal them. Always on the lookout though
>>5438151164th guy hit that shit though
>>543816436
>>543816383Who’s a good boi?
>>543816158You should never re enter the vehicle when pumping and should discharge yourself on the car frame before engaging the pump. I see boomers sitting in the car while pumping all the time, in winter, when it's more arid and more likely to spark. >inb4 winter is wetAt 20 below freezing it is very dry in the air. That's why the moisture is on the ground
>>543816523>Who’s a good boi?TFW no wolf fren
>>543816536> discharge yourself on the car frameI did that one time and the police showed up. Very confusing directions.
>>543816803Kek.
>>543815938I seen it
>>543816483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeCwudE87-Y
posting fake reddit stories on 4chan is like shitting in the street
>>543817043I actually have that webm. I felt bad for the cat, he looks injured.
>>543814183Extremely boring.
>>543816994When you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into thee
>>543817325post funny plz
>>543817386Didn't miss a beat. Respect.
>>543814183These threads always turn into gore threads w/in minutes
>>543817386> post funny plzIt’s a demoralization bot meant to drive you away from /pol/. It posts in every humor thread.
>>543814270Go back
>>543817619Then post funny to fight it.
>>543817667Based sheepdog
>>543815938
>>543817731Another demoralization bot.
>>543817755
>>543817820I believe it
>>543817776No. You posted plebbit shit. Thats not humor you fag.
>>543818566It can be
>>543818793Absolute power move
>>543819545I also approve in that instance. Webm not related.
>>543819646THERE HE IS. **** IGNORE THIS TRASH VID, NOTHING HAPPENS***The faggot hungarian jeet spams his worthless trash again.FAGGOT
>>543814694She's just like me
>>543814183>>543814270Holesome /pol/ homo thread
>>543820102I can fix you!
>>543814603>goes for the double bag
>>543814694Ah, my sour hurrs anon
>>543819625Please tell me that kitty is ok
>>543819881>IGNORE THIS TRASH VID, NOTHING HAPPENSNoble of you to try and dissuade people from watching gore but at this time everyone's seen it already anyway
>>543815673I remember a story where the guy was homeless and a chick took him in, he was the best bf he could be, they fell in love and she had like a stroke or something at age 25 and became brain dead.
>>543820741I just want to shame this low IQ brown hungaifaggot into not spamming it any more.He got real mad last time I spoiled his "fun" and told people not to waste their time.***Öld meg magad, buzi.***
>>543821000But it's fun to waste the time of people who want to watch gore with non-gore. Imagine you get weak and open a porn site and a ton of the videos, despite looking legit, have no porn at all once you open them. Wouldn't that be fun?
>>543820758I have never seen that one that I remember, plz post if anyone has it. I do have the whole Hay Pill saga though. An anon was kind enough to post it not too long ago.
>>543821164More gore?
>>543821135Ahmed, this is a humor thread, not some retarded ISIS video thread.اذهب الآن واغتصب طفلاً أبيض غير مؤمن.
good times.
>>543821356
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>>543816439I have no idea why they teach the cops to use a tonfa that way. That's the opposite of what it's supposed to do. Even if you're using it like a hammer, you use it 1 handed for velocity purposes. Grabbing it with both hands and swinging it like a softball bat slows it considerably. The way to actually drop somebody is to hold it by the handle with the tonfa tucked under your elbow. you swing your arm as the tonfa rotates out, accelerating it exponentially. You aim for the elbow or knee. They'll drop. It's beyond a pain response.
>>543822421Seems like a thrust to the face would be effective too, but probably not allowed.
>>543822352did he.. deserve it?
>>543822505Oh, yeah. If you tuck the long part on the outside of your forearm and just use that short part as an extension to your fist, it's nasty. All of that force concentrated on the end of a 1.5" sphere. Plus, you get that extra 6" or so of reach. I was way into Kung Fu and shit with a bunch of other teenage boys. We all had all of those weapons and experimented with them a lot. That baton shape is fucking effective. Bats, sticks, knives, brass knuckles. None of that shit works against it. Only thing that does is a gun and some distance or some bear spray. You can also throw it pretty fucking hard. It's a top notch self defense tool. That's why it's illegal to carry one.
>>543821302Alhamdullilah habibi I can't read any of your squiggly lines wallah.
>>543815422I'd call fake story if we didn't have the same issue. Except we never had a knife and never addressed the issue. One way or another you just got it in but I've also clogged toilets this way. It's not enough to split it like it just fits but you need to make the pieces small. It's like I only take a shit every few days but everything's just packed into this dense thick log. As little I'd cry like I was dying or giving birth but as a result I can stretch to jaw dropping dimensions.When having to spend more time at facilities, friends', army etc. I carried cheap spoons from flea markets because knifes raise questions but nobody asks questions about a spoon. My mates would even borrow them since they were good spoons.I have left a few (or fifty) unflushables at gas stations, trains, cruises etc. because I'm not going back anyway and it's not like I've a spoon in my pocket 24/7.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>543815116The new Power Rangers show didn't get much of a budget did it?
>>543822747Most likely>>543822753>I was way into Kung Fu and shit with a bunch of other teenage boys. We all had all of those weapons and experimented with them a lotBut did you have a Kung Fu bear?
>>543822971>As little I'd cry like I was dying or giving birth but as a result I can stretch to jaw dropping dimensions.Kek
>>543823314No, but now I'm sad we didn't. He would have been our bro for sure. That's amazing!
>>543815585>>543815673Its a stock photo/photo shoot
>>543820758Anon, I found it quite by accident. https://imgur.com/gctG9>>543823816Stock photos can be wholesome
>>543820288No you cannot fix me.She would never date me
>>543814183plz post op is a fag 1, 2 and 3
>>543814350I met my wife when I had to break a log in half in my friend's toilet and the best thing I could find was a tree branch outside, so I dragged this thing into the house and went to work. I was breaking a turd when my wife walked by this spectacle and asked, "what the hell are you doing?" I flipped the stick around and asked her, "haven't you ever seen someone unclog a toilet?" then chased her around the house with it, earnestly explaining the process. A few nights later I went home with her from the bar and moved into her house that night. Her roommate hated me and I heard her arguing with my wife, saying I acted like a crude and impulsive animal but my wife said dudes are just like that but I was funny, so I could stay.We don't have a poop knife or stick, we have a bidet sprayer that attaches to the intake of the toilet. Like the kitchen sink attachment for spraying dishes. Works like a charm when you need to blast stains off the bowl or carve a turd in half, also I haven't had a single case of swamp ass since I adopted properly cleaning my anus with water.
>>543825136OK. It is my favorite meme genre.>>543825336Kek. The most romantic thing I have read on /pol/ in a while.
>>543815585Shouldn't she be using a cutting board?
>>543815058I thought Black Magic was prohibited by the Council of Wizards
>>543816994
>>543818566>Thats not humor you fag.eat shit angry faggot.
>>543814350Fucking kek
>>543821000>I just want to shame this low IQ brown hungaifaggot into not spamming it any more.Your service is appreciated. Also Chek'd trips.
>>543825866I thought so too
>>543821388She has crazy eyes.
>>543814979A.i. is built with filters so it comes off as a little lame.
>>543822747>did he.. deserve it?Probably. Punishment by pain is a very effective teaching tool. It's actually more humane than prison because you don't lose long stretches of your life locked away behind bars. See Starship Troopers for more info.
>>543822971You need more fiber and more water.
>>543823551>poop knifeThis meme is obligatory
>>543823417>as a result I can stretch to jaw dropping dimensions.Some men would like to talk with you.
>>543822747Depending on the situation, someone getting their ass beat as a correction will keep them from making someone else's life difficult in the future. Whereas if nothing is done, said offender will continue the bad behavior>"You don't have to use violence."Some people can only learn the hard way. If if gets to the point that force is required, then the offender probably could only learn the hard way. No I am not endorsing violence, but I am saying that sometimes it's necessary if things are going to get out of hand. and a situation goes horribly wrong, such as someone getting killed.
>>543827177If it*
>>543825336>also I haven't had a single case of swamp ass since I adopted properly cleaning my anus with water.I need a wife that appreciates turd humor and a bidet.
>>543823417based
>>543827177>"You don't have to use violence."Pain is the most effective teacher.
>>543820519Grenades don't instantly explode when you release the lever, is fake.
>>543815744Literally me except I smoke 40 cigarettes a day and don't clean up after myself
>>543826899>4th and Seneca Dental>Seattleplease god tell me they have a degenerate event like folsom and this isn't a "normal" pride event
>>543822971Last know photo of Tiffany Dover. RIP
>>543814694Why is filename "chinkcooking"? The foodstuff is labeled in japanese.
>>543826780absolutely fucking would
>>543814422Which one would require more courage?
>>543827722>>Seattle>please god tell me they have a degenerate event like folsom and this isn't a "normal" pride eventHere's the source. Looks like it's 2012 Pride event. https://www.flickr.com/photos/63601227@N00/7441979942/
>>543828092>Tiffany DoverThat's Ben's wife.
>>543823551His first flushes loosened it up and then it was ready by the third.
There's not a single bigger threat to a woman happiness on average than another woman.>Off with her hair: Intrasexually competitive women advise other women to cut off more hair https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S019188692300329X
>>543814983Good Lord.
>>543828679
>>543814183lame
>>543815585a more modern kitchen would be nice. i dont like that tradlarpy aesthetic. embarrassing
>>543828950If you don't laugh, you're gonna cry.
