I’m a jobless loser, my life completely sucks and I spend over 20 hours a day on 4chan. Should I actually make something of myself and enlist? I think it’s the only way I’ll ever be successful.If there’s anyone else feeling the same way on here I encourage you to enlist with me, It’s our patriotic duty. Only shitskins skip out on service to their community, do you actually want to be like them?
>>543816718You probably should. It sounds like dying for Israel would be a step up for you my guy.
Being a drone operator seems fun.
>>543816718No, it's like saying you should go to jail because they have work programs that might help you when you get out. >MUH DISCIPLINEdiscipline is cultivated internally by you, and no one else>SHITSKINSYou'll find plenty of them in the army. And they'll outrank you. Enjoy Drill Sergeant Sharkeisha dumbass.>PATRIOTIC DUTYYou have no idea what patriotism means or what it involves. A patriot defends his family, community, nation or race. You are not doing that if you sign up for the military, but you are being lied to about doing that for the benefit of kikes and politicians.>WARRIOR ETHOSYou have no idea what the archetype of the Warrior means or represents. There is no warrior ethos in modern warfare. Unless you fight your adversary face to face, you will never be a warrior. You can't. Look up Wude Martial morality and start learning.>MUH PURPOSEThe military is anti-purpose, you're literally being trained to kill and die. Where the fuck is purpose supposed to be there? This before you even addressing the ZOG, and the christcuckery.>MUH BROTHERHOODthese people are morons and hate each other. No joke it's one step above gen pop in prison. Vidrel. You might make 2 friends if you're very very lucky.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjDHoNcH5o4>MUH BENEFITSThis is called welfare anon. It's nigger behavior.>BITCHES DOElook up the term dependapotamus and "dear john" letters. Also you if go career, you'll be away from your family a lot, so even if you somehow secure a trad life you wont ever see them. >I JUST WANT TO KILL AND DIEPlay shooters until you learn how to therapize yourself. If you can't, then the latter is always available to you, and note how in your mind, the former is never targetting anyone who kiked up civilization. There's a reason for that you fucking ignorant pussy.>I GOT NOTHING GOING ON THOUGHSkill issue. >OK THEN WHAT DO I DO?!Not your dad. Vidrel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycOLwkB9VUk
>>543816718Brah you made the same post like 10 hours ago, take your service weapon and kys glowie faggot, fuck you mossad
>>543818000Trust me, jail vs the military is night and day.The food is MUCH better in the military, the medical care is light years better.They not only give you a gun and explosives in the military they train you how to use them. You can definitely have sex while in the military and it not be weird or gross.Can get hammered with your buddies without getting more time tacked on. Technically you can leave and go anywhere at anytime you like, but if you do that while on duty or not show up to duty you might find yourself in an actual jail.Plus you get paid about ten thousand times more than in jail for way cooler, albeit far more dangerous work.Comparing the military to jail is like comparing public school to an 18th century london work house for children. Pretty fucking retarded.I'm guessing you're just a fat gross loser that gets his entire world view off a screen.Lol
>>543816718Not today, (((CIA)))
1. College degrees are worthless right now. 2. Enlistment itself pays below market generally speaking. I would say no. Any sort of trade job is better.
>>543818346You better be getting a recruitment bonus, I can't imagine shilling for this shit for free. They could literally rape you every day in prison and it's better because you're not a fucking zogbotDon't listen to this cunt, he'll fuck your life up.Zoomies, I know you're retarded and gay, but consider researching the following terms before enlisting:>stop-loss>veteran affairs lawsuits>burn pit cancers>PTSD rates in vets>suicide rates in vets>peanut butter shot>gun range heavy metal poisoning>military food quality (despite what this faggot says they're not required to feed you well and will drop it the second they can.>FBI tracking vets>divorce rates for vets>infidelity rates for enlisted men>average IQ of enlisted men>any post-9/11 agitprop contrasted against how those wars turned outfor the Zooms that haven't read up on US military history. TLDR: It's the jews.>Iran: Trump's Israel cockworship war>Libya: Gaddafi wanted off the petrodollar debt slave system.>GWOT: Israel's golem unleashed after their 9/11 false flag, also MIC and oil profits. Also muh WMDs. Also we lost.>Desert Storm: Incubator babies lie, Saddam's Baathist's were anti-jew theo-fascists and Isreal doesn't like that.>Vietnam: Gulf of Tonkin false flag, dragged into a quagmire by dems, agent orange, My Lai massacre, drafting kids, search and destroy eradication missions. Fought in the name of communist containment when the West knew that communism was 10-15 years away from collapse. Also we lost.>Korea: Another communism containment war, that could have been avoided with better diplomacy. Another draft. Use of chemical weapons against civilian infrastructure and farmland. Also we lost (stalemate isn't victory)>WW2: Lurk moar.>WW1: The culmination of a 100 years of jewish anti-monarichal psyops, revolutions, and debt conquest, dragging all of Europe into a white killzone, also another draft, also we lost (stalemate isn't victory)I could go on but char limit.
you picked the worst time in history to ever join our fucked up DEI nightmare military, fuck no, just go get a job
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>>543816718Join the IDF don't be a pussy
>>543819844I'm not recruiting anyone, I was specifically speaking to your absolutely retarded comparison of the military VS jail.I'm utterly certain you only have experience of one of those of any. I doubt you have any experience of anything at all outside what you've seen off a screen.
>>543816718Why ask us?Go do something you like.If that is "driving your jeep/whatever over armed sandniggers and making fpv videos of it" then ask if the army can loan you to Saudi Arabia or whatever.And yeah it's risky but just look at any sandnigger fight versus Israel to see where the real risk lies, they aren't particularly dangerous to you.And if that's not your thing you go do something else that you like, follow your heart. And your stomache, ya still gotta eat.
If you're willing to kill whoever they tell you to kill, join the Mafia.You'll still be killing for money, but the Mafia pays better.
>>543820440...Because the risk is proportionally higher.Besides those fags too like to underpay their disposable goobs, just a while ago some thirty fags here killed 1 guy's guard and all got caught.Just 10k.They were paid just 10k for 20 years in prison.
>>543820283Then shut the fuck up and stop signaling for dumbass 18 year old zoom zooms to die for Israel. Anything other than complete counter-signaling for these recruiter bot threads is grounds for corrective rape.>you only know from screenswtf is this point and why do you keep making it? Walk through the implied counterfactual slowly in your mind and then kindly eat your own shit please. Note how I said please? I'm asking you politely. That's technically polite. I'm making progress in how I relate to people online.
>>543820742How about YOU STFU because you have zero experience of anything at all and are just talking out of your ass.
>>543816718>the only way I’ll ever be successful.define successful please
>>543820807Boy you gettin hot, post that asshole for daddy. Let's get it poppin.
>>543821015Lol, you're a feckless loser and it shows.
>>543816718Do you ever look yourself in the mirror and think to yourself, "Im just a fucking Eglinigger, a traitor to my country and mankind"?