Why do conservatives always sound like they desperately want to fuck Jesus?Why can't they talk about religion without sounding fucking weird?
>>543827476Isaiah 53:2>He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire himJesus was canonically ugly as shit
I'm so sick of christcuck schizophrenia
This is a disaster for the left.
>>543827476That face in heaven?Ruins heaven for me.
>>543827568evangelical scum isn't Christian and scofield bible isn't a real bible though. It's a jewish cult.
>>543827476Cause he's actually a faggot.
>>543827476fuck islam tho
>>543827476devil
>>543827476They’re not supposed to masturbate or have sex except for procreation, so it comes out in weird ways
>>543827476>Why do conservatives always sound like they desperately want to fuck Jesus?Because you're a pervert and you transpose your perversions onto everything you hear.
>>543827564Good catch. This does not mean "ugly", just "not a Chad". And it is a good thing, that means Jesus gained all His followers legitimately by proclaiming the Truth and doing miracles. A 7 feet tall Chad can utter absolute nonsense and still get unlimited attention from NPCs.
>>543827476Why would god appear to you in his human form in his own kingdom?
>>543829901Even average looking guys have *something* about their appearance that's desirable, meaning Jesus must've truly repulsive to look at (which is probably where his defensive narcissism stemmed from in claiming to be a God)
you lost trannyCHRIST IS KING! TRUMP IS EMPEROR!
>>543827476South Park made an episode on this topic. A uniquely American phenomenon.
>>543827476Why do effeminate queerboys and holes label any display or reverence of masculinity as “gay”?
