Satan loves you. Satan will take away all of your worries. Turn to him. Give your soul to Satan.
Nah
>>543835623>>543835754Nice try demiurge
Begone!
>>543835623Who?
>>543835623Okay I did. Now what?
Dumbest shit ever, I never got satanist. They are always ugly and poor and worshiping an entity that is openly a narcissist and abusive. Its like the chicks who date a guy who beats them
Qoj (God) won. Satan (Lucifer) lost. Qoj slaughters the Goat Man of Mendes for being abominable. Bleat elsewhere Goat Man of Mendes!
>>543835623The price of my soul is precisely the permanent destruction of samsara for all beings in all realms. It will be paid in full only AFTER the deed is done and verified through eternity.
>>543836033Satan always wins
>>543835623Sorry i’m not jewish
>>543835887Because they are an insult to man worshiping an insult to god.
>>543835623St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen
>>543835623reminder that you can't be a satanist without first being an abrahamist, and worshipping satan inherently defaults to worshipping his creator, yahweh, since satan can not be more powerful than his creator nor do anything his creator does not explicitly allowthis both satanists and idiots who act like he's this "enemy of god" like that's even fucking possible for him to be period, are retarded
>>543836070Impossible since he's just jelly of Creator for being on top. Seething even! May a Satanic temple spontaneously combust with his faithful for being so cringe!
>duhhrr our lord is at war with an entity he created and could squash into nonexistence at any literal moment he chose and NEEDS OUR HELP TO DEFEAT HIM
>>543836253Yahweh lies about being the creator. There is no creator.
>>543835623>give your soul to a literal trannyI thinks not OP, I thinks not.
>>543836237The Morning Star was worshipped by Heathens even before Christianity took over Europe. You don’t know what you’re talking about.
>Satan loves you.Can you honestly type that with a straight face?
>>543836326Qoj is Creator, Yahweh is just some angry usurper sprite from Midian, much like Lucifer except with more success.
>>543836399Brainwashed
>>543836375>lucifer was worshipped before jesus so this disproves lucifer was created by yahweh. . .what?
>>543836399you should read memnoch the devilits author was even born again so hard she forced her dying atheist husband to remarry her in a catholic church before he croaked, lel
she also wrote an excellent book from Jesus' perspective btwI fully expected her to make him gay or stick some subversive twist shit in there but it's entirely faithful to the biblical portrayal of him
>>543836326is it not irrational to see a creation and declare there was no creator
>>543835623Satan doesn't love you, you're mixing metaphysics.Satan is the mutual puppylove your oneitis has with you, being twisted and corrupted. Sa tan. Sorrow worship. The great gappening.
>>543836641The Universe creates and destroys itself over and over again infinitely
>>543836696there are multiple intelligences necessary for the creation and recreation of a three-fold self-regenerating reality
>>543835754wholesome and comfy
>>543836733No. Dopey people like you can’t understand infinity.
>>543836793>you can't understand infinityyou can't be serious. sat-chit-ānanda?
Satan and Yahweh are brothers who work tirelessly to make your existence miserable.
>>543836733you're thinking about it like it's game dev, aren't you
>there is no god there's ... infinity! and you can't understand it, no god! no god!moron.
>>543836696The lord of time and space is Qoj (That is God in Proto-Yukaghir). I would argue Satan as a singular entity doesn't exist but rather is a state of rebellion by the supernatural and mortals alike.
>>543836852>Ice Cube obsessed with cubes, more at 11
>>543835623Fuck all of your jewish lore
>>543836852Can you live without the computer and AI? That's the Jewish supremacy you're boggling over.
>>543835623
>>543836897I REALLY can't stress enough just how much of the bible is people having hallucinations in gas filled caveshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Apocalypse>^^^^^ like Revelation
>>543835844
The funny thing is, these guys were on a -'Might is Right' stream with Tom Metzger and George Burdi from RaHoWa, advocating for Eugenics. They're just grifting leftists.
>>543836957and it's all through abrahamism, christianity, islam, and judaismhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabal_al-Nour
>>543836859no.
I am a true believer. Satan gives me life.
>>543835623literally the lyrics of this old songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwInz_Na6Nw
>>543837022this doesn't really "prove" anything but that man has done mental gymnastics since the start of sapience
>>543837063Again not a singular entity, exists as a state of rebellion against the natural order.
>>543835623>Satan loves you.He doesn’t.
>>543835821in bulgaria, the gnostics were known as bogomilsthey were expelled, because they mocked the god of the physical world, by having gay sexin france they were known as the cathars, and were crusaded againstin england, they were the origin of the term buggery / sodomy, in reference to their bulgarian roots trinity in the Old Testament - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvE5E9BImE4- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp92-3aBL-A- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CBh8lmgecs
>>543836295
>>543835623This doesn't workThe people on top are satanists because they are on top.Needing a god to love you or take away all your worries is copium for really downtrodden plebs
>>543835623Nice try YHVH
>>543835623>still posting a strawman of what the Bible says is nothing more than a statue. The Bible literally tells you satan is nothing like that, fucking esoteric groups larping again. Go sell Nikes and get fucked in the ass eating KFC in an ad.
>>543835623Satan despises a of you, and nobody more than those who choose to be his slave and do not understand the value of what they have lost.
>>543837505good laugh, thankshe can either be omnipotent, omniscient, and infallible, or he can'tif he is, then, that logically carries with it a shit ton of uncomfortable implications nobody likes talking aboutand they're not related to whether he exists or not, they're entirely about his nature and personality
>>543836138>Archangel Michael is the guardian angel and heavenly prince of Israel in biblical and traditional Jewish and Christian literature.
>>543835623Kys abrahamic faggot, go be fucked and get fucked by your fellow cultist adjacent.
>>543837704>>543836547>you should read memnoch the devilthe reason I keep pointing to this book is because it has a very good take on what "adversary" and "accuser" means
>>543836852> hurrrrrrrrr yahweh was a donkey headed husband of astartes until the babylonian captivity and introduction of zoroastrianism
>>543837640You have never read the Bible. It absolutely does not say satan is just a statue. Please stop LARPing.
reminder that satanfags are mix-maxxers just like any abrahamic cult.
>>543836641You're assuming the universe was created when cosmologist believe it is eternal. Energy cannot be created or destroyed, so it always existed.
>>543837843No worldly wealth or power is worth cucking your soul for.
basically it paints it as lucifer/memnoch actually caring too much, in ways god doesn't, for everythinghe wants everyone to share in heaven, and pushes it too many times, so is exiled and told he can't return until he's processed every soul to be able to enter
>>543837987not even related to where I was going >>543837995
>>543838009What a load of horseshit.
>>543838176it's fiction, makes no attempt to be anything elsebut really, when you look at this shit.... what in it ISN'T some kind of fiction, from even before the concept of "fiction" even existed
>>543835623>Satan loves youwhat a fag
lel and again, its author turned full fledged born again while writing itif you can ignore the gay ass vampire layer, its a fucking great novel
>>543838265Doesn't it? man and his demons a tale as old as tale telling
>>543838339man sort of bullshittingly explaining himself and reality and his role in it to himself since the dawn of sapience in this living narrative that was passed around orally for what, tens? hundreds of thousands of years? before ever being written down in any form
every now and then someone sits in a cave full of gas not even realizing he's high and ponders these things >>543836957
a LOT of that novel is these great fucking scenes in heaven with all the storied angels like Michael all surrounding God and direct depictions of the fall of Lucifer and shitMemnoch actually fucks a woman as a human first, and God is fucking FURIOUS
allll the angels gathered around watching him fuck this chick and dying of curiosity, the resulting discord in heavenit takes a little time to start getting into all that, but once it does, 10/10 bookwould make a great fucking movieeven depicts the crucifixion
>>543835754Fpbp. JC is my guy, thank you very much OP.
>>543837923>when cosmologist believe it is eternal. Very few legitimate cosmologists believe the universe is eternal. >Energy cannot be created or destroyed, so it always existed.No, the issue is that space and time itself started at the Big Bang, there was no "before" that, and in the same way there is no "outside" the universe.Additionally, the First Law of Thermodynamics applies to stable, closed systems with time translation symmetry (ie the laws of physics are stable from one moment to the next).However, on a cosmic scale, general relativity and expanding space break time-translation symmetry.
>>543839022>Very few legitimate cosmologists believe the universe is eternal.we don't understand SOMETHING incredibly significant about it and perhaps never will>universe starts with a big bang from a central point>nothing can travel faster than light>it's 13 or 25 billion years oldand yet>the visible universe alone is over 90 billion ly widehow is it larger than it is old, how is that even possibleall we can do is something something space itself expands but no idea the hows or whys
also it's 90 billion ly wide and within that we can't perceive anything like an "edge" nor a "center", so, JUST HOW BIG IS IT, ACTUALLYwhere the fuck in it are we, evenno idea, perhaps impossible to ever know
>>543837827And he kicks ass
>>543835623>Satan loves you. Satan will take away all of your worries. Turn to him. Give your soul to Satan.
>>543837002Begone! Feindesland!
>>543839785>Feinthanks, added>bergsteinwitzbaumshienfein
>ywn know what is at the barycenter of the universeyou could kill me after you told me and I'd die happyalready know it's an ubermassive white hole but confirmation is everything
>>543835623that bitch is jesus's scapegoat and lets the christ kike rape earth fuck him
>>543836852>Satan and Yahweh are brothers who work tirelessly to make your existence miserable.Everything is already explained here:https://x.com/i/status/2099802242542968909You're welcome.
>>543835887>worshiping an entity that is openly a narcissist and abusiveNever read the bible award
>>543837481>Omg, life is so good, look at water and trees. The earth is definitely not a hell!
>>543835623God is cooler
>>543835623Christ is KING, I AM the temple of Christ. May GOD have mercy on your SOUL.
>>543835623>Satan loves youThe hell he does
>>543835623You are an atheist seeking attention. Stfu
>>543835623He is a chad and I respect him dont get me wrong but I am not offering my soul
>>543836295Watch the movie Nefarious. Its free on YouTube.
>>543835623gimme satussy
>>543837505saved
>>543835623>EDGYEDGE>EDGYEDGE>EDGYEDGE>EDGYEDGE>EDGYEDGE
>>543835623Nigger following the bitch of the Jewish forskin god is retarded
>>543835623you n'wah!
>>543836138St Michael the Archangel ORA PRO NOBIS!
OP I feel as if you may not actually like this Satan fellow
