why do krauts, a society of condescending judgemental prudes, so eagerly celebrate and overwhelmingly embrace excessive drunken stupidity and unapologetic sexual whoredom each October?
>>543839671No problem. Don't come here.
>>543839671Because they want Indian Hindu rape rats to rape them and get those europoor birth rates up.
>>543839671Don't worry it will soon be haram when sharia takes hold and krauts will follow it because they're obedient to the state always
>>543839671they call it 'rumspringa' in yankland. get it out of their system for one day/year/decade. it's a lutheran thing.
>>543839671We don't. First of all it's the Bavarians who do it, secondly, it's a multi billion dollar tourist trap.
>>543839671Five beautiful lovelies craving for Bharat Big Cock. Mmm yes my darlings, I will release your orgasm.
>>543839671I want to experience Oktoberfest once in my life and German girls are really pretty, especially those Oktoberfest barmaids, but it bothers me knowing they're probably huge sluts. Can any German anons redpill me on this? Are they sluts or are they nice girls?
>>543839949oktoberfest = start of autumnst patricks day start of springone is to put you to sleep and one is to wake you up even though they both involve alcohol
>>543840097if you google 'autumn equinox' and 'spring equinox' you will see what I mean
>>543839671maybe you know jackshit about german society, memeflagits always funny how outsiders think they can put Germany in their little meme pocketsGermany is europes bigggest civilizationthat shit doesnt work on us
>>543840200Yes of course, but still Oktoberfest is a very special thing in Munich in September. The rest of the nation does not really care. And I assure you, nobody in Saxonia is running around in Lederhosen and drinking Maas.
>>543840312they are just called "Volksfeste" elsewherethe swabians have the Wasen for example
>>543839671Mixing alcohol and sexiness absolutely fine as long as the women aren't allowed to drink
>>543839671>excessive drunken stupidity and unapologetic sexual whoredom each October?They do that every month anon, every week and every day.
>>543840312it's America who propagates it, originally across their whole country then everywhere else. Saint Patricks Day was originally for Lent where you are meant to NOT eat or drink alcohol, so they do the opposite because Protestants don't care about Lent. there is a satrical aspect to it to teach about cultural stereotypes, same as with Germans and Oktoberfest even if it was originally celebrated by them. 'today everyone is German'
>>543839671Beer, sausage pretzels and sex are based actually.
>>543839671most visitors are from Italy anyway. also the prices are a total rip-off.
>>543840538Oktoberfest has very little to do with America, you malding island monkey
>>543840055The barmaids get hit on all the time, they are basically NPCs and don’t really interact with people. Nearly all the participants are there to get drunk and do the wild thing so you won’t find a trad waifu there. There will be a few local old timers in Tyrolean hats that go to drink beer and watch the show.
>>543839671>why do krauts, a society of condescending judgemental prudes, so eagerly celebrate and overwhelmingly embrace excessive drunken stupidity and unapologetic sexual whoredom each October?What do you do? Run around a giant black cube? Get fucked
>>5438396719 months after October is July, right when the first big harvests come in. its to time food production with people production.
>>543839671>krauts [...] prudesSaid no one ever.
>>543841109Have you been? Would prefer to hear from a German, no offence.
>>543841054I'd bet he's an indian.
>>543841054it has everything to do with america because the world knows about it through americans, not germans. you couldn't even speak english until a couple decades ago. the film Oktoberfest was made in California, not Bavaria. it's like how US/IDF glowies want everyone to be nazis and think about Hitler 24/7 by spamming it everywhere, the German stazis aren't the ones doing that, if anything they do the opposite.
>>543839671Hopefully they all get raped by migrant cock and arab
>>543839671Leck miche im arsch, zu ficken jude. RAUS.
>>543841303stfu
>>543840055>Are they sluts or are they nice girlsthose are very popular jobs that, relatively speaking for the time, offer a very good bonus income. what i’m saying is that they’re really there to work, not for whatever you’re imagining in your perverted fantasies.
>>543839671https://youtu.be/sIBleY5PD5M?si=cfGCJ2HLnHxjZoWC
>>543841303*Beerfestit's just one of many things they do that enter the public consciousness. but in the US they do actively celebate because they are/were German, often completely bypassing Germany so this has to be explained to Germans in Germany. keeping with the thread topic, no German can answer why Oktoberfest is now some kind of porn genre.
>>543841358Hi Mozart, sexy
>>543840055Birth + divorce rates in GER are about as bad as they are in feminist-ran worst korea, so you tell me pal
>>543841399Sexy German fren question; do germans eat cheese?
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>>543839671Why cant niggers get thru their heads that oktoberfest is particular to munich only and nor germany as a whole?
>>543841460yes>>54384144910% difference is nearly the same for you? Stupid idiot
>>543841448Mein gottA real man of kultur, I see.
>>543840538Americans take foreign holiday and turn them into an excuse for drunkenness. For example, Cinco de Mayo celebrates the Battle of Puebla, and in Puebla Mexico it just means schools and banks are closed. There’s a small fireworks show and I’m sure a few bars have some promotional things but people don’t even really go out.
>>543841647Oktoberfest isn't a public holiday
>>543841647>americansbeaners and whorish white women are the only people I ever see actively celebrating that stupid holiday, purdeep.
>>543839671I saw an october fest festival in california recently, it was entirely mexicans lol. Everyone running a stall, mexican. Everyone visiting it, mexican.
>>543841759Yeah I know, should have said celebration or cultural event.
>>543839671>whoredomHistorically, slaves served beer. Real Germans - black hairs, brown black eyes Blondes is either from north or slaves from russia (after Ekaterina2 become ruler, she gifted countless blondes to Germany)
>>543841384Oktoberfest scenes have been featured in every tv show>The Simpsons>Futurama>Married with Children>Big Bang Theory>Gilmore Girls>Family Guy
>>543839671black owned property
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>>543839671All Hitler had to do was post these German boobs on the Internet and he would have won the war
>>543839671far right
>>543842157>>543842215>>543842245>Oktoberfest scenes have been featured in every tv showAnd you’ve wasted time in your life watching these normie mainstream garbage shows to know this, and care enough to post it on /pol/? Are you 12 years old?Fucking loser
>>543839671>He dosn't understand antopology of festivalstl;dr Ordered societes have special designated Times for fun when the norms are loosened. This help in keeping the order of society for the rest of the year and lets people vent the stress of everyday strict norm abiding. It also helps to control chaotic forces of society giving them rules of proper time and place instead of ignoring their existence and in effect keeping them unchecked.Puritan protestants may have problem with comprehending this as they are proto-commie full-synthetic ideologues and antropology ignorants
>>543841399I have no perverted fantasies. I just hope that if I smile at a waitress, she smiles back, and she's pure, and it's a happy moment that I'll cherish when I go home.
>>543841408>He's got the eye of the jewWhat's a ZJ?>if you have to ask you can't afford it
>>543839671Sounds like latin america every month of the year
>>543841850Somewhere with a big German-American population like Milwaukee or Cincinnati probably have good Oktoberfest celebrations. St. Louis or Chimpcongo too but you’re taking a chance. There used to be a beer hall polka place near where I live that brewed their own beer and had oompah bands and all that good stuff. But that’s a declining culture and the place closed down around 10 years ago.
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>>543842326do people here not like the answer to their questions or something? your country made these shows and everyone watches them so that's how they know about Oktoberfest
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>>543842331>I just hope that if I smile at a waitress, she smiles backthat would probably happen if you're not totally shit faced. >and she's pureshe's pure when it comes to her work ethic, that much i can tell you. hope that's enough fren
>>543842554Question, what would happen if someone sings Die fahne hoch in the bar?
>>543842520>Community
>>543842681>American Dad
>>543839671you can fuck off back to Durkadurkastan you fucking Ölauge
>>543842731most of these aren't even findable on the internet. like apparently Iron Chef had an Oktoberfest special, it's small things like that seep into the American mind that they can't explain where it came from.
>>543842639>Question, what would happen if someone sings Die fahne hoch in the bar?if there's some leftist faggot lurking somewhere and he calls the cops you can get up to 3 years in prison
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>>543842910But what if it was a kid who sung it?
>>543842554I just don't want to go there and see a waitress leaving with some guy. You know what I mean? It'll ruin it for me.
>>543842964can't be tried for criminal offenses if you're below 14 but the jewish lobby would probably still want to make an example out of themat the very least, the kid will be taken from the parents and put in a foster home
>>543842836then there are commercials that featured Oktoberfest, music videos that featured Oktoberfest, documentaries about Oktoberfest, porn that featured Oktoberfest etc. it's everywhere and nowhere.
>>543843148Wow okay thank you German Mann!
>>543843148>at the very least, the kid will be taken from the parents and put in a foster homelmao no. also stop talking shit to that indian, a 14 year old boy wouldn't know that song nowadays.>>543842993don't worry about that.
>>543843503Its a catchy tune though.
>>543843211>>543842953>>543842836>>543842731>>543842681Fuck off to /tv/. No one cares
>>543839671>retarded meme flag posts thumbnailKys
>>543843861Hey its you again! Thank youn
>tfw no strong oktoberfest waitress gfwhy even live
>>543839671Why are Jews such worthless weak feeble dumb self-absorbed retarded pieces of shit? .why do the IDF keep killing themselves you dumb fucking cunt? you fucking worthless rat-faced kike why do the fucking jews keep getting blown up by Hezbollah in southern Lebanon?
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Oktoberfest is actually in September
>>543843503>a 14 year old boy wouldn't know that song nowadays.doesn't matter, he asked what would happen if such and such and I gave a realistic answer
>>543839671>prudeswat
