THE POWER OF 4CHAN PRANKS EDITION
>>543845332I wish this was real
In before that faggot Hungarian spams his retarded "carwash tunnel accident" where NOTIHNG FUCKING HAPPENS.Do not waste your time on his "carwash tunnel" bullshit.
>>543845544Based and Double Chek’d.
>>543845522Truly
30 minutes and the cardstand is going down.
>>543845637That's my third favorite thing about Sydney Sweeney: she makes women seethe. (First two are her tits and ass.)
>>5438452522032 - Bored denizens of 4chan hijack METI (Messaging to Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence) effort by secretly putting in a message saying " disregard previous message, we love anal sex" and broadcasting into the visible universe.2040 - ET arrives and demands everyone bends over. The world changes forever.
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>>543845396Oldfag reporting in
still banned from Habbo Hotel until 2038 for helping close the pool with /b/tards
I miss pranks
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How pissed would you be if you married version Right and you kids were born looking like version Left?
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>>543845368Hang it in the Louvre, kek
>>543845396Oldfag, apparently. >21 years on this armpitI've unironically wasted my entire life, but lulz were had.
>>543846155Ass?
>>543845252>13 million voteswere these people killed? where are there efforts being deployed now?not one of you still here is worth a fuck
>>543847832It wasn't organic. Pol was setup by Israel to manipulate American right wing youth.
>>543845544someone should AI it into being whatever people expect it to be. if you have seen it before then you wouldn't click so wouldn't know it was altered and if you haven't seen it before then you wouldn't know there was a hidden joke behind it so would just see what you expect to see.so it's a double joke that only the poster would be aware of. but probably not capable for the reason I already said>>543847832>no one still here is worth a fuck
>>543846155>First two are her tits and assThat's 3, unless she's got a uni-tit
>>543845663what a bitch. why are women like that? like what good does it do her to slander her ex like that?you were dating him bitch. you make him look bad? why? that doesn't make you look bad? why?
>>543847832>>543847928Same reason your right wing but don't know anyone who works for ice.Ice is masked and anonymous cause it is mostly dual citizen Israelis doing, essentially, a occupation force on us.
>>543847928Pol was set up becuase /b/ had a ton of politics threadsEptein et al just exploited pol.Anons knew about shills and "honeypots" even before pol started. epstein came in when pol reopenedThere was new then pol then pol shut down then opened up again.
>>543847953if she had a single tit would he still appreciate them like he does now? no probably not. are they then a set? is it a pair of tits?would that count as a single item then?
>>543847801If it's shaped well, I don't care if it's on the smaller side. I still want it on my face.>>543847953I'm using the plural. If you want to be pedantic, pretend I said three.
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>>543848046Maybe her tits share the same essence so in fact they are one
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>>543845346kek
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>>543845396I remember the exact date I started browsing this site.Not because it was memorable, but because it was the day of my uncle's funeral.October, of 2006.Moot and Snacks.Sharpie in the pooper was when I first came here.You can leave for weeks, months, and even more than a year, but you always come back.
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>>543847928these are opportunist abusers not genius masterminds. their only talent is in working as a single unit and I'm doing the unthinkable to high trust people that couldn't fathom it. he took credit for starting it but likely did zero.like glizzy was the top poster in /r/newsI guess knowing people by the scenes and getting your shit promoted over others does gradually change the mood of the place.wasn't he mostly linking to the most bizarre niche of porn? I don't even remember what it was called. like 3D five nights at freddy or something.2009 the internet actually had rogue actors and it felt like anything were possible. if (they) did anything it was set up tools to make that impossible. I had an auto clicker that would add people to a fake FB page. every profile was just a number in the address and they went up sequentially and there was no limit to anything nor a check on which accounts were fake.so I started adding com / 1001then 1002 then 1003 and left it on overnight.the Internet used to be fun was my point. there might still be programs out there for doing stuff. Ut everything is way more gay.I haven't seen ghettoboyz crank tankers soundboard pranks. there's no ai equivalent when there should be.8 billion people alive and not one of them created their own South Park parody? it's clip art. AI should be able to do that in a weekend. where are they and what are they doing?Roblox scams? discord grooming? I don't get it.
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>>543848000Mayorkas brings in 100m. then they're allowed to be violent to get 500,000 out.enjoying and profiting both processes. with no regard to the outcome since this land doesn't count.
>>543847271The one where trumps driving the garbage truck loading up all the coffins is the best
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>>5438483222007 for me. Underaged. Left the site for about four years and then came back for /lit/. Eventually came back for /k/ for a few years (well before Ukraine) and then stayed in /pol/ after that during Covid.
>>543845252https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/Screenshot%20_pol_/https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/Chriswade%20W.%20Willcurseon/
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https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/Nyggers/
>>543847464The one on the right looks like a fucking alien regardless of how hideous the left one is.
>>543845396newfag here, at the dawn of social media
>>543847725this is stupid. that guy was a midwit dufus. I'd like to see his threads if he contributed at all. the files only had him sending bizarre porn to his whores
>>543847928> Pol was setup by Israel to manipulate American right wing youth.Manipulating them into living Israel?How did that work out?
>>543848503Shiori OWES me LOVE
>>543848115correct.
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>>543848060Hilarious.
>>543847801For me it’s Amarna Millers sexy little redhead booty. Those cute perky titties with those delicious puffy nipples. Man prime Amarna was the dream. Reverse cowgirl and she knew exactly what she was doing. Best 5k I ever spent.
>>543848352Which one of you troublemakers did that?!?
Spazer Deployed! Shitsoul Frothwrithe Faggoon Thrigger LEL.
>>543845252Son of a bitch.
>>543845396Oldfag, approximately 2005, reporting in. Can't believe I've been on this shithole for 21 years.Also that chart is apparently from 2019 and Gookmoot has already owned this site for nearly ten years. Jesus fuck.
>>543848395Pissgate was the best op since HWNDU
>>543845396I'm cancer?But I was told that I was a summerfag
>>543848643They use 4chan as a testing grounds for political turmoil issues and culture war issues.They test stuff like"Haitens eat dogs" and if you all eat it up and are willing to die for it, they bring it to twitter and Facebook.The entire trump meme war wasn't organic. It was Israel.>>543848621You can easily find echos of his posts literally everywhere.Your all little epstenites. Hell one of your faggots little Mexican Nazis sold merch supporting Epstein and said you'd all do the same.He isnt a Israeli op tho. Don't even say Fuentes is!What this comes down to, is you all wasted your life and we're easily manipulated and your mad at the guy who has nothing to gain and is telling you the truth.Pol was setup for Israel once they saw what b could do to the zeitgeist.
>>543848755What did he actually mean by this???? Humor?
>>543848832Oh its you again.
>>543847174TKD
>>543848488I was a /b/ tard for years, then suddenly, Trayvon and ZimZam./b/ was always shit, but it was the first board targeted because the assholes were always up for a good raid and laugh. The glowies concentrated on bombing that board out of existence.The only reason it even exists now is a kike trophy."Look what we took!" kind of thing.I go back and check it out every couple of months, but it is nothing but niggerfucking spam, niggerdick spam, shiteating spam, and nigger worship spam.AN NSFW board that classes itself as Random with no real rules about what can be posted?What the fuck did the mods think was going to happen when you let kikes make their own posts and topics?At least GAB finally rangebanned Israel.4Chan would do well to ban jeetland and kikeland.Pretty sure the boards would quickly deal with any other countries getting uppity.We should have an event, a vote.Every month, we vote on a country to rangeban for a month.Rangebanned countries cannot vote in the banning poll for that month.It would be entertaining, and it would give the users of the site some feeling of the mods listening to our gripes.
>>543845637Women also try to get other women to cut their hair short. Remember that you will never hate women as much as women do no matter how hard you try.
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers
>>543848918Oh it's you again.
>>543848918Open my file so we can skip all the formalities.
>>543848924Yeah, /b/ was my first exposure to the website.What a fucking hunk of shit that board is now, though.It's sort of unbelievable without that explanation.Then it seems like a natural matter of course.
>>543848832>tldr lefty screeching noisesPiss off, when I need a professional opinion on coprophilia I will address you.
>>543848924Snacks did nothing wrong.I miss the simple days of cock monger memes. (Dinosaur shirt guy).Now its perpetual Israeli propaganda 24/7 on 4chan.
>>543848955Thank you sir.
>>543849125The kike seethes.Am yisrael chazirim. Swine dna.REEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE Oink for me.
>>5438462032055 - alien pussy was made for BEC>(Big Earthling Cock)OR BHC>(Big Human Cock
>>543849044Smear shit jam boy.
>>543847928>>543848000>>543848035>>543848398>>543848643>bookmark 4chan>sort bookmarks alphabetically>4chan is the first bookmarkI had to explain this in the actual thread too YOU FUCKING RETARDS.
>>543849085> Yeah, /b/ was my first exposure to the website.>What a fucking hunk of shit that board is now, thoughSame. It was hilarious. Then turned to shit. It’s all porn and log posting now.Imagine the retard who’s been log posting for 15 years.
>>543848889http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DFsuiHc18
>>543849279Is this hasbara to try to avoid the topic of Epstein having 4chan bookmarked and meeting with moot days before the founding of pol?Cringe.
>>543849198I'm white Open my file. This is ridiculous.
>>543849175Why are you here street shitter?Look around you. Will anyone who’s not a street shitter sit next to you? Does any woman look at you with admiration? Or is everyone ignoring you because you’re a disgusting smelly subhuman? They all know that you bought your degree from a diploma mill and can barely even speak English. How often do people look at you with a lack of understanding because they can’t understand your high speed monkey jabbering attempt to speak human English? I won’t even listen to jeets speak in meetings anymore. I can’t understand you half the time and what is said is always just excuses and lies covering incompetence. Does posting here ease the pain you feel when looking in the mirror? Do you hate the sight in the mirror when you compare yourself to even pakis? Looking at whites must fill you with existential dread. You’d be much happier with a nice Indian wife in Pune than living in a nation who is disgusted by your very presence. Why do you do this to yourself?
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>>543849436You want a honest answer like?I went into the mountains of appilachia to live a quiet peaceful life. I played age of empires with a Palestinian for probably 15years.You killed him.So the time is typically spend in the morning waking up getting prepared for my day, having a game with my bud, is now spent fishing kikes and their disgusting hasbara online.When I can play age of empires with him again, I'll stop. But you came to me, I didn't come to you.So basically it's my coffee when I wake up, I don't really like coffee so this is what gets my brain moving. Just insulting Jews pretending to be other countries online.I'll never run out of content till Israel is wiped off the map so I can't really lose. Either I got something to do everyday or I finally get to watch the people who took away my last bread and games get exterminated, justifiably, by the world around them for their crimes against.....me.
>>543849419Stop being anti-semitic
>>543849436Im literally a farmer. I don't want to know Israel exists.But they took away my morning routine.They deserve to die for it
>>543849345>>543849519
>>5438483222006 or 2007. Not sure which, but I do know I was in Coach Hollidays class giggling like a retard at stupid shit on /b/. Over the next few years my main board was /v/, then I discovered /fit/ and got super into lifting round 2011, which i still do religiously. After that I found /k/ around 2013 and got into guns shortly thereafter. I honestly dont remember when or why I came to /pol/, but I think someone was posting based shit on /k/ and some faggot told them to "go back to /pol/" so I said neat pol sounds awesome and here I am.
>>543849613I know your joking. Bug im not anti semetic..im anti Zionist. I don't want to skip over all the Christian kikes just cause they don't Jewish to.They deserve it too.
HA HA!!!!
>>543849721Get over Hitler and get into 2026.
>>543849721Everyone knows kike.
https://files.catbox.moe/rvbc9m.mp3
>>543847541kek lost at the electric lines
https://files.catbox.moe/3tg7j7.jpgX.>543845252
>>543845396WATCH THE TIME FLY AS THE PENDULUM SWINGSI wonder how many times that faggot has listened to In The End by now...
Come back kikes....im not awake yet...
No more giving up the game..Jesus Christ. Next thread.
>>543847033Nice FUCKING COAL faggot
>>543847271Is Charlie Kirk in there?
>>543845396Genuine question. What was /pol/ like before 2016?
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>>543850711Most of the time we were kneeling for niggers, sucking kike dick and worshiping holes.
https://files.catbox.moe/e544n8.png
>>543850711Looking back at the archives on 4plebs, it had less shills, was Whiter and had little to no jeets, also moot use to post there despite hating it.
https://files.catbox.moe/a7pwu8.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/yluvbv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/zibh3v.webm
>>543848704Since I suspect you post this sort of shit into the void and get no responses on the regular, let me do you a solid and let you know that most people find it disgusting, and that you should get a life.
>>543850901kek
>>543850846Right, but what was /pol/ like?
To Victory.
>>543847464That's how Ivanka's kids are going to turn out.
