is the Zombie Apocalypse Virus outbreak. I know, because I worked on it. The US needs to ground all flights. Europe does too. They have zombies running around on the lose in Russia that run at full speed. I authorized the release of the zombie cure and use of my medical device to the US just weeks ago. If nothing is done to stop it, then good luck because NO ONE survives the zombie apocalypse.
I've been trying to call Vladimir Putin for months now. Just last night I tried to call him and it went straight to beeping, like "OFF" the hook sound. That has NEVER happened to me before.
The US needs to listen to me. There is NO PNEUMOTIC Plague, it's the BUBONIC Plague aka the Zombie Plague. The cure is a cortisone? cortisol? liquid steroid injection that needs done between the area of the shoulder bone and arm socket or something. It's the one for pain relief.
WARNING: If you see someone take off running in your direction, you have been spotted by a zombie and they are coming to eat you.You need full on GAS MASKS because they also pump out fumes that cause people to turn.
This is NOT a drill. I am US special Forces.
>>543852828special education forces maybe
>>543852659Its pneumonic plague. Across permanently frozen parts of North Asia, Tibet, etc. there are death pits filled with the icy corpses of heavily infected plague dead interned in the height of summer. At least a couple of times in history those plague pits are suspected for necroing ancient plague bacteria - particular hot summer, someone brought down a mummy etc. And what did the Soviets do when they found these pits? Took samples ofc for science and bioweaponage.
>>543852659Moar of her in Normal mode Name?
I've tried to warn the US Army and Navy that they were going to release the zombie virus for months now. I kept getting the phone lines hung up on me. Even straight laughter by many personnel who think the virus is not real.
>>543853089Thanks, government bot. No, the US was fucking around with the Bubonic Plague and discovered it was padded, and when they took the padding off it became the zombie virus. I know, because I worked on it along with the zombies.
Thanks for the heads up pardner. This is HUGE. Two more weeks.
Insider here. This is an extinction level event. Start piling up dog food so you’re dog will have something to eat when you’re gone.
>>543852659holy fuck a zombie just flew over my house
Doesn't "pneumonic" sound like bubonic? That's because it's a cover up word. Putin put his phone off the hook because he's letting me know that they are not taking in calls, he's probably in a secure bunker right now. I am not fucking around. I worked on the zombies they keep in the US. We were shooting at them for fun with glow in the dark paint balls to test them out for when zombies come out at night.
It's sometimes nicknamed the pneumonic plague because it attacks the lungs, and when the infection hits the lungs it works double time faster to infect a person.
These zombies are not slow. They are fast. They are able to pick up changes in the environment. They can detect when a door was just open and is now closed, prompting it to "investigate" same with lights. It's not smart, there is no human left inside of them. They are the walking dead.
>>543852659lol nice schizophrenia thread, there would be videos from Russia if this was happening
>>543853387It happened in the town way out in the middle of nowhere. Probably no wifi. It's not a random event but a planned one. I know this because they were talking abou
Zombie here, ask me anything.>>543853281That was me
zombies cant cross the ocean. we'll be fine
>>543852659It's the same bacteria that causes bubonic plague, just in aerosolized form when it gets into your lungs. It's still treatable with multiple antibiotics and the zig bitch only died because she probably took her time before going to the hospital and the doctors wasted even more time treating it as pneumonia.
They were talking about releasing it in during the war with Ukraine, inside of a small desolate town. I need to know if fireworks were going off, some intel told me they would release fireworks if it was the zombie virus.
>>543853433does your dick still work?
>>543853450ding ding same bacteria that causes Bubonic Plague, which in case you do not know, IS the zombie virus. You are totally ignorant to say otherwise, I have worked on it in US labs, being that I am special forces for the US army.
>>543853387In Soviet Russia, zombies upload videos of Russians
A genuine schizo thread
>>543853450>just in aerosolized formwhich is LOL even worse because that means it's a potent version of the zombie virus. Yes, it's aerosolized, like "fumes" that they were giving off their bodies. It slowly turns you into a zombie if you can't get away. It's super strange, no TV show or movie mentions the fumes because it's probably classified.
>>543853496roflmao I love schizo threads desu, probably the same guy from the Caesar thread
You need gas masks not N95 masks. I have another cure which is a pen form that a small drop onto the skin will cure the zombie virus. I've already turned it into the US and German militaries. Today I just turned it into the Russian one.
When you see a newly turned person into a zombie, you cannot tell at all they are a zombie. Maybe a mentally ill person. The moment they take off running your way is the sign that they are zombies. Headshots are the only way to kill them.
>>543853496>>543853433Keep laughing, Germany. you are next on the target list. My intel told me Aachen, the first German city invaded by the US during WW2.
>>543853558send it to me asap a zombie just ran in front of my building farting and I fear the fumes flew to my house
>>543853469Yes but everyone I have sex with turns into a zomvie, that's kind of annoying
Boobonic plague
>>543853625Oh no, that's where I live. I'm going to have to defend myself against the zombies, but all I have is a plunger from the bathroom.
>>543853632Okay but it comes with a warning for overdose and fatality if not mixed correctly in terms of needing thicker ended lab gloves. A person not infected will just get super high and probably die from the amount of heroin in it. So we took cheap mechanical pencils, the kind you press at the end of the pencil not on the side. Emptied it of all the lead but 1 inside of the hole to write with. We use that as a plunger of the medicine onto the skin, not as an injection. The cure is highly potent, again can cause the non infected to die. 1 part of the liquid steroid injection. (hydro?) cortisol. 1 part promethazine. 1 part codeine. If those do not work then you need to add in 1 part crack or cocaine. I know it's fucked up you may now need to keep 3 on you, but I'm just not sure if we put it in or not to accelerate the medicine.
>>543852659Use DMSO with antibiotics It makes them more potent Start the day any plague arrives in your Zone. https://www.midwesterndoctor.com/p/therapeutic-dmso-combinations-revolutionize
There is only 1 medicine out there that slows the spreading of the zombie virus. It's 1 part crack to 2 parts or 3 parts water, add a dash of tablesalt, mixed in a spray bottle. Warning as potential overdose, especially if you do not use crack. It's a mind control drug as well. That is why it slows the progression of the zombie virus, it gives the individual ability to control their mind for longer. Not just 1 spray or a couple are needed, you need to actively hover over the infected person. The cocktail causes a person to freeze in place, unable to move. So that any moment you see a slight movement, you need to hit them with the crack spray.
>>543853790If a zombie even hits you with their hand and scratches you, you will be like 50% health with each hit being like 15% health. It's recoverable, meaning you may be able to recover from it and not turn infected.
>>543853767crack or cocaine? hell yeah schizo
I would also be buying anti-bite gloves, from psych wards supply sites, they have anti bite hoodies and pants. Also would have anti bite snake equipment on me. Works perfectly. The only thing is the face, which you need a full on gas mask taht cannot be ripped off as zombies may try to do so.
>>543853961Yes were were testing it out ot get fucked up with. That's how we found that it cured the zombies. So call us what you want. But we added crack, I believe because we found that it was too much heroin, too much "slow", it needed a little touch of speed.
>>543852819>zombies>runningZombies don't drink water, anon. Their muscle tissue won't be worth shit after 3 days.
>>543852659so this is the latest jewish psyop huh? Do we all need to get that new "invented in israel anti-plague vaxx" now? Idiots on here spreading this shit and not shutting it down
>>543854025The moment they turn, you cannot even tell from anything on the face or body that signals it's a zombie unless you see a large wound but then it could just be a regular person with a wound. They look kind of like a mentally ill person maybe, then suddenly take off running at full speed. After days, their eyes begin to sink in. I am saying it's not like the movies or TVs as those are years progressed zombies, not newly infected. Most people will die in the beginning because of the deception.
So are these romero zombies, 28 days later zombies, or something else?
>>543854082I had no where else to turn to. I have to get the info out to where it could also inform people from other nations.
>>54385415128 days later zombies. They are spazzy at first too. Even worse, they are able to detect changes in environments. Not just sounds. They will know if a door was open and now is closed, and they will be prompted to investigate it.
>>543854200Ah fuckWell at least those were easy enough to contain and turned too quick to fly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7AYZIe08I0
>>543854246They are able to smell too. They can smell you, depending on distance. There are products that work, all the anti smell stuff for hunting. I would be getting the soap, sprays, etc. Scent-A-Way. Scent Killer also makes laundry detergent. They do turn quickly. I've seen them eat people to just bones.
>>543854274What's fucked up is that, if you know how the zombie shit works, none of those workers are properly geared. They need gas masks.
>>543853749If I were you, I would contact whoever is in charge of the city. Like if you wanted to set up Hesco barriers around city, whoever you need to contact. If she goes missing, which she will for weeks beforehand, then you know for a fact that the zombie virus is coming to your town. That is the tactic I was told directly. There are bunkers in your town. If there are Americans in there, then you are fucked because they are there for the zombie virus. They have a crack spray by the way, that causes you to freeze, including your eyesight. Gas masks when investigating that one bunker outside of Aachen that is close to it.
>>543854274Also antibiotics do not work. There is only 1 known medicine that works and it's the pain relief steroid injection.
Also in Aachen, keep an eye out on your fireworks stores. If it's closed and or any fireworks. I was told they were going to close down grocery stores beforehand so that they cannot buy food.
>>543854455Can you tell us if major cities like Seattle, Portland, SF, L.A., Chicago, would be ok places to stay in in a hypothetical zombie apocalypse or should I move to the boonies and sit in a cabin?
I was also told they may try to close Aachen down. "No one in or out", event is about to happen. Hopefully me discussing it stops it, but then who knows if they will target someplace else not on the list. Germany should just shut the fuck down right now.
>>543854530Okay so in the US, it's nothing like in the movies. People, especially racial minorities, go completely bonkers. People with guns mostly shoot at other people alive over zombies. The rural parts are going to be ROUGH. Think of abandoned farms with pigs that become feral, etc. Cities are safest, only if you stock up right now.
I would move to the most caucausian area of a mega city, and have a strong front door, and someplace no zombies can climb. We tested hesco barriers out on zombies. You need at least a 3x2x1 setup with a security fence on top that has a privacy screen. Zombies can climb too. I've seen them jump, and they will keep going at it until they get what they want.
Guns are useless, but I'd still have some. You want melee weapons and to move in complete and total silence.
>>543854598Wow so lets say for example hypothetically that a guy in Chicago is better off staying put in an apartment and hunkering down versus being in bumfuck Kentucky?
Especially long ones, long melee weapons that puts distance between your hand and arm and their mouth, because these zombies are determined with every inch of their body to bite you.
>>543854687Yes. Because in bfe kentucky people go hunting for people. If they see any type of setup of you being a prepper or whatever, they are coming for you.
They will claim too, like you didn't prep hard enough to deter them, so they had no choice but to come way out where you are, even if its 50 miles.
>>543853034Big laughs
To a degree, even people with bunkers are fucked. They are easy to break into, and on top of, can have devices that pick up sound or vibrations underground. So thinking of living it up in a bunker and running your laundry machine while everything burns down around you, is not going to happen. There is a dude out there with his listening device somewhere. And worse, they are going to blame you for the outbreak. Keep that in mind.
>meth
I was agains the Covid lockdowns because that was a laugh. Right now the US should be shutting down. They should be giving people money to go buy supplies. I am very serious.
This is an end of the world event. Once the virus breaks out in the US, it's completely over within days for about 80-90% of the population. The survivors are then left to completely struggle in a world that is foreign with made up laws and bandits.
love me some morning schizo babble
>>543854706What about Alaska both inland and southeastern. The PNW as a whole and British Columbia? Theres plenty of fresh water, big and small game to hunt for food and fish to sustain yourself.Also what about people who own boats who can just dock off of shore and live at sea during a hypothetical 28 days later style zombie apocalypse with fast zombies?
>>543852659My dad works at Nintendo and says you're full of shit
>>543853034loll rek'dkill kikes now
>>543853280>you're dog >you're oneone of them's gotta be right, eh Ton?
>>543854706And what about the gulf states like coastal Texas, Georgia etc.
>>543852659Fuck you.
>>543853625Aachen? gesundheit
>>543855062We've tested theories on the islands, living on nice remote islands. Well, there are big dudes with boats that love to hop onto other boats. Wildlife may also become infected, so do pets, I believe I cannot remember. However, wildlife become a problem because they take over and fast. You will be overwhelmed with food sources and being trapped by deadly ani
sorry, deadly animals, isolation, zombies, and rampant crazy motherfuckers that make you go who let the dogs out of the mental insane asylum.
Oh shit, sorry, believe it or not, monkey are going to take over the US. They are going to be everywhere. Violent monkeys and wild pigs running in giant packs. Snake population is going to explode. You want to be in a major city.
>>543852659You must be at least 12 years old to post here.
>>543855062Zombies wash ashore. Sharks are already too high in numbers their numbers are covered up Warm states are only fine in the cities. But you will be in downtown houston and still find packs of wild boards.
what in the meds is this thread
>>543852659So I will post this here under the schizo OP since no one will read. We told you goys what the next one is, Disease X. We ran sims on it years ago. This is simply ritualistic outbreaks because of the year we are on to farm you goys and you retards willingly give us your energy. You have 6 years left for X. Enjoy the chaos before then, I know we will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWXqyepBvH0200 people isolated in Russia from this plague virus its insane.
>>543855448Also another perspective to mention, would this plague also end the Russia/Ukrane war all together?
Feels like the 2000s high school "what would you do during the zombie apocalypse" vibesgood times
>>543855021Ahhhh so this why Trump has been so lax on mass deportations
two more shabbats then zombies
>>543852659meth zomby status?>inside your mom hereyou wont do shit schizo.
>>543852703same thing happens when i try to call drumpf. this is sus.
>>543852774this is disinformation, the actual spot of the injection is your gaped asshole.
>>543854331chad raider has no gas mask, RETARD!
>>543853034kek>>543852659Haven't read a good LARP in a while, lets see it
>>543852659>They have zombies running around on the lose in Russia that run at full speed.So, 0,1 mp/h? Or are they those new Hollywood bulshit Zombies, faster and stronger than Superman?
So long as the zombie virus kills all the spics and niggs I will think it’s worth it.
>>543859599>>543852659Hang up the LARP shoes anon, you haven't even mentioned the igG4 modulators
>>543853740Bob and vagene plague, yes saar plz!
did anyone here actually read that "biological war" book by annie jacobsen? its not on annas archive
>>543857178This plague would end the world in a matter of days.
Tried to call the CDC emergency hotline, and tell them they need full on lock down mode in order to prevent the zombie virus from destroying the entire world.
You'll be walking into your job and some guy will run up on your and then bite your neck off and you'll be like "wtf". I'm telling you, it's a type of zombie you do not see coming. They do not look infected at all.
Stop and think about what the word "plague" really means. What is a plague? Is it a deadly virus? Or is it reanimated dead people? Plague is a serious term, or was, when our ancestors came up with the word to try and convey a warning to us.
>>543860048>48 posts by this IDKetamin is one hell of a drug
wtf she looks like my sister
>>543860141Keep laughing German. You are right next to the zombie apocalypse outbreak. The Bubonic Plague was a positive scenario, this time they removed the padding that actually killed off the individual rather than keep the dead alive and to seek out eating other people. You are doomed.
You think I am joking when I, a 4channer, hand over my name and address while trying to call the CDC, Army, Navy, etc? Yeah...right...
>>543852659kek that is the lowest effort larp I have seen in a long time, you didnt even try. at least give some impressive knoweledge about how the disease works or something that is advanced enough to be possibly slightly believable.
Patient zero of this plague died>SIX years plus>SIX years plus>SIX years plus>SIX years plus>SIX months plus>SIXteen daysafter first Resident Evil movie came out where it all starts by breaking the vile in a lab
>>543860310Okay so the US was investigating the Bubonic Plague. They took samples of it, found if you cut it up a certain way, that it removes this protective padding on the virus. Perfect, now they are moving somewhere into what is the Bubonic Plague really? Well they found that it is even more dangerous without the padding, that it reanimates dead people. Basically, it kills you, then takes over your body. You have no control of it whatsoever. You are factually dead, but the body is still somehow running around, eating people, smelling people's blood, etc. They are calling it the pneumonic plague as a coverup, that is because the fastest way the bubonic plague factually infects a person is via the lungs. If you were a doc and go "What part or organ of the body if infected, infects the fastest?" to try and understand something you have no idea what is happening. The answer is the lungs. It's not a "antiobiotic cure", you need a steroid injection that targest pain and inflammation. That is the cure for it. We saw dead people come back to life, dead, then once they were confirmed zombies for several hours gave the cure and they came back to life in a positive sense.
>>543860456They keep zombies alive to study them. I'm sure it's not the first time they broke a vial. The difference this time is they released a zombie into a small town in Russia and then are covering everything up because they hate to admit they wanted live action testing in a cold environment.
I have worked on this for decades. They took me once to a training grounds, where they keep some zombies to practice shooting and killing them. The military threw me into a fucking pit once to examine everything, and there were at least 7-8 dead people inside the pit too, all of them look like they had been flayed to the bone by something eating them to the bone. Then I turned and saw a zombie, eyes sunken in. He wasn't turned within a few days, but a few weeks, at least. A fresh one. Not one they kept around for years. Scariest thing I ever saw, and I screamed and the US military just laughed their asses off at me and told me I better fucking run.
>>543860705Wouldn't precious zombies be too valuable to do target practice on them?
>>543860849They can grab anyone off the streets and infect them. Usually they try and grab "pieces of shit". This target practice was weird and different. They were shooting glow-in-the-dark paint balls at them for their study. The dead skeletons laying around and one dude was even hung up on a noose, were all splattered with the paint. This is all specific details and keywords I am using.
The real valuable resource here is getting soldiers to do the target practice. They are usually way too scared to just lay around and shoot at zombies all day long. They break down fast.
