stonetoss never misses
>>543855823>it comes pre-bundled with a lifetime BLACKED subscription
>>543855823>What's new about itBetter hardware components for more surveillance.
>>543855823Not exactly funny, kind of interesting I guess.
Its number increased by one
>>543855823It really makes you think huh?
Sussy dvd player
probably his most boomer-like comic yet
>>543855823The main thing missing in the phone tech space is a battery life measured in years instead of hours/days. Charging phones is bullshit plain and simple.
>>543855823why is maga flurk always hanging with tranny flurk?
>>543855978So the changes are the same each upgradeI used a Samsung galaxy 5 until last year. Browsed everything like 4chinz just fine
>>543855823vcr
>>543855823Now this is pod racing
>>543856100there are other stuff i want like seamless transfer of files between phones, like imagine sending a picture directly between one phone and another without having to fenagle some pairing bullshit.otherwise yeah, that and charging, and nothing more needs to be added. its already maxed out on what i care about
>>543855823One thing that would make the iphone new and make millions happy is if they added a FUCKING BUTTON ON THE KEYBOARD SO YOU MAKE IT GO AWAY!
>>543855978which also makes it slower and overheat faster (this is a good thing goy)
>>543856172By the way, the ipad keyboard has this button to make it go away. But they can't add it to the iphone because android did it first.
>>543855978spbp
Sus
>>543856064>>543856130>eric_andre_celebrating.png
>>543855823I love to see a good old trumper and libtard hanging out for some kino
>>543855823Stonetoss reads Mark Fisher?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCgkLICTskQ
>>543855823>we're getting dumberis it because of the distractions or our immigration policies?sus on the gaming console
>>543855980a lot of his comics are like that, they're shit at first but then after a few years they start making sense
>>543856393It's not that it doesn't make sense, it's just a complex paradigm that isn't funny.
>>543856100>YearsBro that's a laser gun not a sword.
>>543855823This just doesn't make much sense.
>>543855978No, they already perfected hardware surveillance components decades ago.
>>543856563It's pretty lame. But in a universe like Star Wars, what meaningful technology can even progress when actual AI exists, FTL travel exists; bionics, cloning, cybernetics, laser blasters, etc. etc.Eventually there has to be a plateau in which there is no longer any innovation possible and the only goal left is maximizing efficiency
>>543855823Get it?
>>543855978TBF, Apple is the least bad alternative for privacy among mainstream phones.How did I assume that the tranny bought an iPhone?
>>543855823First panel the lower vhs player.
>>543856817Simpler answer:Space operas are not Science Fiction but Fantasy. It's about kings and queens and dragons, not cosmology.
>>543855823what>>543855978what
>>543856817megastructures? making a kardashev type 2 civilization?after all the Disney slop, hyperspace travel is basically instant. a civilization that covers half the galaxy and thousands of planets could build a dozen dyson spheres, but all they managed to make was some moon-sized superweapons.
>>543855823>What's new about the pentium 3? It does the same as the pentium 2 did. It's stagnant!
>>543857359>Apple is the least bad alternative for privacy among mainstream phonesExcept for the hardware backdoors exposed by Kaspersky in 2023 that were being actively exploited by the NSA. Now you know why Apple code is not open source and you're not allowed to install software without Apple's approval on your own device.
>>543855823well it can be degoogeled
>>543856207In reality it has a bigger battery and better thermal performance basically running full throttle twice as long as the previous model.You faggot retard.
Who was asking for foldable phones?
>>543857359>iPhoneWomen represent the majority of iPhone users compared to Men.Make this what you will.
>>543855823>AI swarms write scientific discovery tools in days that cost billions a decade ago, can almost run entire corporations automatically>Silent cheap megawatt cars that do sub 10 on the quarter mile>You can send an hour long live video from the desert to millions of people, for one cent>Going off grid with all luxuries costs half a yearly median income>You can buy a machine that shows your internal organs in 3D without side effects, for a week of median income>American, Israeli, Chinese and Russian death cults are breeding GMO viruses>Vid relatedThe future is now, and the acceleration of technology is unbelievable, and will eradicate us soon. Is the purpose of this propaganda to make us docile until they can eradicate us?
k he probably still lined up with the rest of the normies to buy the next iphone though
>>543856138kek that pic
>>543857228good one
