>During yesterday’s Teams meeting you used a yellow colored thumbs up emoji, instead of the corporate mandated skin color accurate one!>I expect a 5 page apology letter on my desk by lunch, or you are fired!What do you do?
I would unironically laugh my ass off and then get fired
>>543858988You have probably seen my penis
>>543858988Start masturbating because im brown and demand she suck for vague historical reparations.After this I breed her repeatedly and proclaim that pumping her womb will increase the ESG score
>>543858988>scolded by hot hr mommy*unzips dick*
I used the middle finger emoji for years before someone noticed.
>>543858988>What do you do?unzip penis ofc
Here, have fun reading the AI slop, hole.
>>543858988I identify as a Simpsons character you bigot, ay carumba!
>sure thing, by the way what time are you off work today? Wanna go grab a bite? Women like that love to be wined and dined, then fucked mercilessly
>>543858988>go to a doctor>get a sick leave for a week>go and fix my knee>now i have a month sick leave>go to psychologist, say that i am sufferimg from depression and burnout>psychologist can give you the longest sick leave for that, up to 9 months.I guess see you in a year or so bitch.
someone HR fagette has unironically sent me a 50 page pdf about correct gendering.i then spent multiple days reading that, i am very serious about this you see.
>give money to my doctor to make up liver condition leading to jaundice for which I am taking terrible treatment that causes me psychological trauma >Sue them for discrimination based on medical condition
>>543858988>2026>having a jobngmi
>>543862092You gotta make money and not be a broke bum ass nigga.
>>543858988>chatgpt write me a 5 page corporate apology letter for using the wrong colored thumbs up emoji>copy paste print out hand in>go back to collecting adult daycare gibs
>>543858988Rape the bitch
>>543858988This seems genuine and heterosexual.
>>543858988Ask chat got to write 5 pages of apologies
FAKEROOM SQUEEZES PUSTULE SCABS OFF PEEPAW'S LONG BALLS
>>543862223Why?
>>543858988Panty hose office feet femdom is so hot bros. Yes mistress I’m sorry.
>>543859410Based.
>>543858988I know this is a joke but this was an actual HR issue my cousin dealt with
>>543858988I'm Chinese. Lawsuit time.
>>543858988Lol what world does this incel neet live inGet a job fat boyYou might get some pussy some day
>>543858988YES MÄM
>>543858988Office ladies are so sexy I'm almost cumming just looking at this pic.
>>543858988this has never happened lmao
>>543858988Rape her (romantically, reputation to maintain and all)
>>543858988Write a five page report on the history of the emote and why it's supposed to be yellow.
>>543858988Smother me with your ass and ahit in my mouth mam
